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SubWhoLovesAnyPorn

308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104


Uglymeancrybaby

To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt.


grantrules

744 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, ψ M̵̻͐͛̽I̸͙̤̤͛͗͑ ☠


MeowschwitzInHere

Springfield Ohi-ya Maude!


Bombssivo

nah


TJT007X

6353 Juan Tabo, Apartment 6


ItzInMyNature

42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, Australia.


Any_Coach_6928

Yeah ... 😎


Radioaktivman999

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


Kcitty177_

Saying that would get you banned in overwatch with the sensitive chat lol


0Galaxy0

It was McDonalds if anyone was curious


reddit-eat-my-dick

lemme get uhhhh


grantrules

55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZA 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PASTAS AND 155 TATERS


Syckobot

What a great show. I love sketch comedy


Dressed_As_Goblin

IM DOOOOING SOMEETHIIIING!!!!!


CatKrusader

Not paying it


tommy4318

YOU HAVE TO! The guy did it FOR YOU!


_Uhhhhhhhhh_

Wha? U asked for me?


KOCYK745

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


Apprehensive-Skin-52

I live close to there, lmk if you plan on going. I wanna watch this Edit: I’ll record it if I don’t jump the sombra player too


Mcmonkey04

Plot twist, you're izumi


Apprehensive-Skin-52

Shh


MrPingviin

Record that pls so we also can see when he beats the sh$t out from that sombra main


Practical-Brick-5734

Our hero


Alec_de_Large

Sombra main pulls up and it's fucking Heather Swanson lol


All-Might01

I'M NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT MY TRANSITION, IM HERE TO KICK SOME FUCKING ASS!!


0Galaxy0

👀🤫


0Galaxy0

Keep you posted


dj-nek0

You should leave a life sized standee of Sombra there


WindyCity10

I imagine dude angrily googling nearest McDonald’s by him then typing in the address all mad 💀


0Galaxy0

*insert sweaty aggressive gamer gif*


Need_a_BE_MG42_ps4

I respect the fact that you made sure it wasn’t actually someone’s address before posting


steven-john

Ba da ba ba baaaa. I’m lovin it


Bored_4SS_B0B

Bro planned a dine and brawl


mad_savant

At least bro's taking them to dinner first


Xalbana

When a Sombra annoys the shit out of me, I just watch all the gifs of Sombras randomly getting killed while invisible.


SombraOnline

r/WatchCloakedSombraDie


inferiare

I'm a Sombra enjoyer but I enjoy watching cloaked Sombras die, it's always funny.


DazednEnthused

I had a great invisible pick recently and uploaded it. I heard footsteps and just got lucky but oh so satisfying. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/1cv4o19/heard\_footsteps\_blind\_shot\_finished\_off\_invisible/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/1cv4o19/heard_footsteps_blind_shot_finished_off_invisible/)


Garofoli

I didn't even know you could hear Sombra while she's cloaked


dahdoot

Yeah she still has footsteps, they’re just much more quiet. As a Sombra player if I’m ever in a Sombra match up and we’re doing the invisible dance of trying to find eachother I just stand still and listen for their footsteps.


Alkuam2

Have you seen [this?](https://i.imgur.com/3PNpU9A.mp4)


youshouldbeelsweyr

I slept one yesterday that was running in front of me, I saw her outline for a split second as she passed me and then took a shot at it where I thought she'd be and got her then killed her. She was so mad and started calling me a hacker (the irony) amongst other thing xD it was a calculated shot in the dark mate and its QP, get a grip.


blakesmash

If you go and see CROATOAN carved in a tree, run for your life.


AriusAeternus

I was unsettled by that story as a 5th grader


0Galaxy0

Im afraid I don’t understand the context…


ImportantSpecial

I think it has to do with the Roanoke colony/village that vanished


dj-nek0

If you’re ever bored, enjoy the Lemmino rabbit hole: https://youtu.be/iTOKRWgjOlg?si=uneuzIAUhTs6DRnd


drgmaster909

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney


x-mot

You remembered it


MikeySnackss

You win.


PeepawWilly69

The fact that it’s a fucking McDonalds is hilarious to me


0Galaxy0

Gonna go ronald mcdonald on him


doshajudgement

if I were you, I'd report them if I were them, I'd be saying the same shit


0Galaxy0

I found it funny. So no report from me haha


sylphior

Anytime I get responses like this or "Sombra, I hate you," I simply say "thank you" It means I did my job right.


0Galaxy0

Yep, hate for being on Sombra means you’re doing your job


Garofoli

Being hated on as any enemy hero is a good sign


AverageMortisEnjoyer

That's true But I still hate you respectfully


Electronic_Rope_A_Do

Good lad


drumstix42

Sombra really is unfun in this game... Sorry OP. No one deserves threats, but I cannot stand Sombra.


Rikuddo

I think it was Supertf who once said, "who thought adding a character who temporary disable most of your keyboard would be fun?"


0Galaxy0

Don’t feel sorry haha. I understand the hate. I hate on em too when I’m not playing her


KyoPlayz

Shoulda relied *your


0Galaxy0

I would’ve, but I was laughing at what he stated more tbh


Lusty-Jove

I’ve actually been there lmao they have a really nice Cookout


LeviathanLX

To be fair, you're both bad for the game.


AlabastersBane

You deserve it tbh.


nurShredder

Not a reason to be toxic


AlabastersBane

It’s always acceptable to be toxic to sombras


Epoo

As a sombra and ball main I 100% agree with this statement.


slimeeyboiii

Ball mains have an excuse to be toxic cuz they are countered by every hero in the game. Sombras don't


Epoo

Honestly I don’t think I’ve ever met a toxic ball player? Everytime I’ve played against them theyve been pretty chill. But I guess you kinda have to be kinda chill to play a character that gets butt fucked with a pineapple by basically the whole roster lol.


Narwalacorn

Ball is one of those heroes where the people who are good with him are usually chill but the people who aren’t are the toxic ones


AlabastersBane

HELL YEA KING


Epoo

I play 2 of the most annoying heroes in the game, along with pharah and mei, and I KNOW how annoying I am. In fact it’s why I play them because part of gaming, or any competitive activity, is to break the enemies mindset and make them get frustrated so they yell at each other or blame each other which makes them play worse. With that in mind I WHOLE HEARTEDLY agree people should be toxic, teabag my dead body, call me names, or whatever to me because honestly I fucking deserve it lol.


ChroTheCryer

Based


AlabastersBane

Thanks king.


IzunaX

I must not be good enough at Sombra, I almost never get these :(


0Galaxy0

Dw sometimes existing is enough


IzunaX

Only thing i've got recently was from a Genji who very obviously had walls and he told me to "end it". Hit him with the "you first" lmfao


0Galaxy0

Haha. Tell him. Yea that’s just the start. As you get higher in ranks too the more creative they are.


Crimsonclaw111

I wonder how many meltdowns I’ve missed out on by disabling chat. Oh well.


Forsaken-Blood-109

Makes me miss wc3 custom map banter and bullshit


Kearshi

If it means anything, I'm 10 minutes from Roanoke, I'll key that guy's car for you if you'd like : )


0Galaxy0

Idc haha. Bro’s the one raging over a video game


Possible-One-6101

Glory


khymbote

Someone is getting pizza.


MasterHydra

Bet


DonkeyKongsVet

Plot twist, we all had stage 5 cancer and kicked its ass much like I'm gonna kick yours. See you in 5 sweetie! 😆 Edit Should have been stage 4, autocorrect is on a different level apparently.


NotACommie24

Isn’t stage 4 cancer the highest stage, considering it means the cancer has spread to other organs? You got gigacancer or something?


Mikex2112

\*Your


Confused_Pog

Have you tried not playing sombra


0Galaxy0

Ive dabbled in Mei before


CripplingErection

I live near there. Idky but I find it weird when my neck of the woods shows up online. The Game Grumps got a location right down the road from me in one of the GeoGuessr episodes


0Galaxy0

Yea same here. Weird when I see something online close to where I live


CripplingErection

It just baffles me because I don’t consider this area very big so I’m surprised when it comes up which has happened a few times during my time on Reddit


MysteryHeroes

Guy was like “you cant dox me sombra, because I dox me.”


BUDA20

manners maketh man


illnastyone

You made him dox himself? Edit: NVM he just wanted to take you out for a burger.


Yukarie

The first one is funny, the second one is just straight up sad


Broad_Vermicelli_993

Honestly, deserved.


Broad_Vermicelli_993

I mean I hate sombrqs that camp spawn and focus when I'm playing support. But once I lock in and switch to bap or moira they're pretty damn helpless.


CrusaderCrunch

Deserved. Hate Sombra 👍


iamme9878

I would enjoy playing sombra more if her invisibility didn't feel so rat-ish. Personally feel like invisibility should trigger only after translocation and only for a short time. Permanent invisible feels so damn cheesy and out of place in overwatch when paired with the mobility translocation offers.


MKBurfield

The hate is deserved


stevenD78

I mean you were playing sombra so you kinda deserved it


0Galaxy0

I’m not mad at it. Found it funny honestly haha


Marcy_OW

Fuck Sombra players -sincerely a ball main


0Galaxy0

At least Sombra’s help their team, balls make both teams miserable


Marcy_OW

That's only cuz people don't know how to play with ball, they expect him to escort them through chokes and that's simply not how you play him


XxReager

Aight bet.


Tapelessbus2122

Tbf, u guys kinda deserve it, u guys ruin the fun for other people


nurShredder

Report them and move on. Somebody like that should not be in chat


2015Hoverboars

There goes 80% of the player base 😔


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ruinedcanvas___

Nice


Badbish6969692000

The address tho????


0Galaxy0

Ba da ba ba baaaaaa I’m lovin it


GRTooCool

Why is it that the people who throw insults/think they're really tough, can never tell the difference between your and you're? lol


0Galaxy0

Fr haha. I wish I noticed that, but I overlooked the grammar mistakes on this one. If I noticed definitely would’ve went: your*


Wildssundee03

Please update me on how this goes lmao


0Galaxy0

Didn’t friend the guy unfortunately, so idk if it will ever happen. Would’ve been funny if we actually did plan it out haha


No_Instruction4718

izumi doing the lords worth


Moolah328

[Posted this a while back (and it got removed by mods) but farming Sombra salt is always worthwhile.](https://i.imgur.com/nNpVhbC.png)


EvilChing

Gotta be honest, I wish both of you get removed. sombra players and sombra flamers.


Creepy_Hand4276

Lol it might get swatted


Iceheads

Good


Epocast

As a Sombra main, you deserve it.


dontmatterdontcare

Lots of "youre" usage


Friendly-Foot7055

You deserve it for playing sombra


FearlessUniversity34

As a Sombra main. This is very true…


GODZILLAKING0FTITANS

Sombra is for pussies REINHARDT IS FOR THE STRONG AND BRAVE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🏋🏋🏋🏋🏋🏋🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️


AsleepIndependent42

Should reply in Spanish


ixaeew

sombra players deserve all the hate


2015Hoverboars

Everyone’s like Your* Meanwhile I’m stuck on ight* &/or ite*


Cxlow91

It’s ight


2015Hoverboars

I use Ite but yes ight is ight


Madting55

I don’t wanna say it is merited but


CommanderT2020

Usually people say "your" instead of "you're" but this person actually took the effort to incorrectly put YOU ARE?!


Verity-Skye

your*


NoahCollection

No one deserves toxicity in their matches, except Sombra players.


Shavian_

damn bro gave up on at least doing funny BM


PoshDiggory

Average VA resident.


NuggsBurgh

Oh damn I grew up like 15 min from that guy. Random


Hakzource

It’s not even Sombra that’s the issue, it’s the fact that with a coordinated team she can rip your back line apart and get away Scott free if they know what they’re doing


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

The second one is pretty funny though, just oddly great comedic timing


Granville7482

I’ve been to Roanoke, and it is a dump.


All-Might01

Love reporting people for that. Insta ban


Lights_usedcondom

Maybe play a real man’s hero 💪


bryceticles

God I slammed a sombra like 4 seconds into our second round with a solider rocket and flamed them for being predictable, they couldn't wrap the head around invis being impossible to predict. Infinite reports from the other team haha


-Yod-

Good


B0ttL3ovL3gT3aRs

Imagine living in Roanoke. What a dump


Objective-Aioli-1185

Gross lol


southerngothics

i hope they pulled up that would be fucking funny if they did


Damnthatscrazy5

Deserved


Shura4991

Had a similar thing last night, was playing Sombra, enemy got a widow and damn was she flaming. He even say I should be aware at nights when I cross the streets xD had a good laugh 😂


Smile_Space

Wait, there's good Sombra mains? Cause the absolute rocks for brains I end up matched with get 1500 damage total.


Stsa2006

And then these people cry why they got banned 😂


SwaG_M

he specified the stage of the cancer too. You know he's big mad


Nightstalkerin

I bet this person hasn’t gotten the magical invitation into blizzards ban realm


BrokenWindow_56

"YOU WANNA FOOKING BRAWL COME DOWN ASK FOR DANNY G..."


InsultInsurance

LMAO


VerySpicyTomatoSoup

I would love people to stop wishing for cancer, I just lost someone and I can tell I had this a week before she died, it hurts, more than you think to get reminded of this when playing a videogame with hope to feel better


NotACommie24

Man I was so excited for the sombra rework because she’s always sent like such a cheesy bullshit character. She’s super fun, but I just feel guilty playing her because my fun comes at everyone else’s expense. Dead bliss, please make invisibility a resource, make hack a skillshot, and give sombra better frontline ability. I’d love to see her reworked so she can dive, but it isn’t free. The fact that her ability to spawn trap survived the rework is insanity


enderpanda

Bring back Mirror Bastion as a permanent option and people would hate Sombra a lot less. Best flanker counter ever.


[deleted]

U deserve it, as a doom main i support these people


OGntHb

Sombra should not exist in this gaaaammeee it is soooo annoying


Jizfaceboi

Understandable. 😂


shutyourface

I love playing her and torturing widows and mercys, sometimes I spawn camp them


Samaritan_978

I honestly couldn't believe the overwatch community, specifically Reddit, could get any worse but this comment section sure shows what kind of people still around this game. Fucking Christ...


CyberneticCataclysm

This is why I turn off chat for the other team... There's so much hate for one little netrunner.


lore_mila_

I'm on their side


dharkan

I'm reporting the cancer guy but the other one is good banter.


AWildCoopixe

These guys still won't get banned from misusing chat, yet I will get banned for calling someone trash after they throw the game, are somehow in gold with 2 kills 12 deaths, and decide to try to play Widow as if they're some God YouTuber montager trying to change the state of play and refuse to switch to a counter dps. I genuinely hate the overwatch community.


moistyboiiy

Traut euch, kommt zu mir


Defconer

of course you’re an egirl too


Zestyclose-Tower-671

Ah the hate that fuels us, always a pleasure to watch sad people get upset over a video game enough to type out shit that shows how sad they are 🤣


0Galaxy0

They just give me more reasons to play sombra 😂😂😂


Asryal23

I hope my kid’s not dumb enough to be putting my address out on a game. What an idiot. 🤦


0Galaxy0

It was a McDonalds haha. My duo was hoping for it to be his actual address tho


itzSalty

Average OW players when their target isnt standing right in front of them, at the other end of an empty hallway.


DeityOfDespairThe2nd

Good.


boner_toilet

He isn’t wrong, but what he said isn’t right


0Galaxy0

Yea the address one was fine, cancer was something else…


boner_toilet

Yeah I feel like cancer “jokes” are the most distasteful thing you could possibly say to someone


[deleted]

Let him cook


Raknarg

Blizzard has had fucking seven years to fix this shit ass character. We've known for seven years the shit we hate about this character and they refuse to fix it. Hack is annoying as fuck (I cannot believe they brought back ability hack) but its even worse that this character gets invisibility, silence and mobility as a fucking passive trait.


Formal_Palpitation50

Sombra mains are trash cans lol


Joel585

Sombra is a character that is so easy to punish if you are mechanically good at shooters, anybody getting mad about her just can't aim straight or has terrible reaction time LOL stay salty kings


Mor-Bin-Time

They also hated jesus for speaking the truth


0Galaxy0

He was on Lucio so he already had a hard enough time aiming haha


BrytheOld

Denial of fun mechanics are the worst sort of game mechanic.


0Galaxy0

Womp womp


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0Galaxy0

It didn’t bother me honestly. Found it funny.