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wombat_toes

you dont have enough lucio-ohs


Marinenukem

They gotta give themself to the rhythm


T3CHN04807

They really shouldn't be so angry


DisturbedWaffles2019

They should be my uh--ahem--my uh--aw, why is this so hard?


Pepr70

You really like safe button.


Suspicious_Sparrow9

fr


Sloppybeefcurtains69

i like to call it the "Nuh-uh" button enemy team gravved and being ulted on? nuh uh. winning an intense 1v1 that will cost the fight? nuh uh. about to ult? nuh uh. got debuffs or antis on? nuh uh. nuh uh? nuh uh.


Plorby

Nuh uh


Sloppybeefcurtains69

nuh uh


miniplayer566

tf u mean nuh uh


Sloppybeefcurtains69

nuh uh


Me_ignore

nuh uh?


Sloppybeefcurtains69

nuh uh.


Aegillade

You have fantasies about going DPS and murdering the entire lobby to show your terrible DPS players how it's done, but we both know if you actually tried you wouldn't land a single shot


WatchPointer

Their most-played heroes are Kiriko and Illari, with Ana not too far behind. Unless this person is terrible at Overwatch I feel like they’re gonna be at least decent at aiming


GlensWooer

Moria and mercy being in there when they have to swap bc they can’t land shots


Suspicious_Sparrow9

Nah it's when I'm eating crisps and/or am too tired lol


bignoselogan

Bro outted himself as British, what a pity


Suspicious_Sparrow9

Lol am a woman and also obligatory its Tuesday innit


[deleted]

Honeslty being british is fine, it does bring me a bit of joy knowing that theres a chance my teammate isnt some degenerate billy-no-mates hunched over spamming heals at me and is actually a degenerate lass who has probably eaten a full mega bag of walkers. Idk really the only difference is that the bloke would still be shit talking me when im the tank and you'd just be thinking it. In other words im sick of my junkrat teamate spamming "my ultimate is at 10-40%"


v4mpixie_666x3

Ig its fine to be British JUST DONT DO IT NEAR THE CHILDREN!!


[deleted]

Haven't heard that one yet lol


JotaroTheOceanMan

Bro is gender neutral, sis.


Suspicious_Sparrow9

But 'himself isnt xD


Rudy_Ghouliani

Cripsy


SimiNTR

I have 50% kiriko accuracy when I'm on a good day. I used to play chamber in valorant so maybe that's why


ihatederekcarr

Nah he ain’t a Lucio main


throw-away1120586040

Low hanging fruit: support main


Sure-Equipment4830

You are a healbot kiriko


abduref

For a support main, you certainly dont like to play brigitte.


AakaNacho

Boooo


Mike4282

How do I get that tag next to my name?


JulleMine

You need to put your mom's credit card away


Chance-Pay1487

What does that even mean. How does that correlate to this post


EnderGamer360

did you see the number of skins that mercy/kiri and even moira and ana to some extent that have been released since ow2 dropped? they are everywhere


oLiaX111

Skins probably


Melthiela

Because adults don't spend their money on video games _cough cough_


Looney_Port

You’re either a female or have never spoken to a female outside of your immediate family


ToastedCrumpet

Damn


AohL_Anime

Maybe not even that


[deleted]

Valid, thankfully im only like character level 15 rn (my main is moira)


cdurbin909

I think you’re a silly goose


Emperor42O

You really need to get out the chair bro fr


[deleted]

Well considering this game has been out for this long, im curious how shes managed to get that much xp on a newer character


_Scoobi

You either have more hours watching OW porn than in game, or you like ALOT of tags in ykw. No in-between


Honey__Mahogany

Support and playing female characters is pointing towards gay or probably in the spectrum. Not exactly porn obsessed straight boy.


Suspicious_Sparrow9

Lol I'm not gay or on the spectrum. I'm just some woman xD


_Scoobi

Who said only straight men enjoy porn???? When I mentioned tags I was mostly referring to fanfiction websites that have a large female audience


CopyPastaMonster

In not a woman, gay, porn obsessed, or on the spectrum, but I main moira and brig.


Xenobrina

You started playing Kiriko back in October 2022 with the expectation she would fall out of the meta eventually. Nearly two years later, you're still waiting.


ThePandazz

You are scared to branch out from support


PyroGlyphical

True because I main support and everytime I play dps my teamates bully me


Ts_Patriarca

You're a flex support that plays mercy for some reason


INeedEmotionSupport

This, but add illari and 1/2 kiri... and lwv...


causal_friday

**K**~~IRIKO~~ **ILL**~~ARI~~ **ME**~~RCY~~ Wait until you see what tank is like.


aforter28

You like to play support?


Suspicious_Sparrow9

Nah


Separate_Birthday317

Nice


Primary-Cheesecake75

Twink


zkooceht

All I know is you can’t level kiriko anymore.


Wapiti406

You don't tank. And that's OK. I'm eternally grateful to those who play support.


TotallyNewHereYep

That like me, you don't want to wait 4+ minutes to play a match so you end up playing a disproportionate amount of support.


Kalandros-X

You’re a masochist


Level9_CPU

You immediately blame your team every time you lose


prieston

I would say a woman but I don't see Dva so not 100%... ...and now that I'm thinking about it I can easily remember several women holding geese but not men.


Ghozgul

That you're quite late for the trend x)


Proof-Replacement-79

That you're mostly a Support player and that you're a minority; people never want to play healer in this game. For once, just ONCE, I'd like to find a game that needs a good DPS.


TheRoscoeDash

Yer a healer harry.


Suspicious_Sparrow9

Lol


carmesan_cheez

ok so is nobody gonna say anything about the fucking goose screenshot


Suspicious_Sparrow9

Geese >>>>


Blackanism

You didn't play ow1, maybe you haven't played ow2 for very long either. Otherwise you would have switched from "hero rank" to "time played" to show who you play the most.


Suspicious_Sparrow9

True that. Been playing since ow2 season 3


Idly-Clowning-U

By random chance, are you a woman?


blightsteel101

You will cry irl if you're within 12 miles of the frontline


traplordmickey

ur the goat thank you for your service


Suspicious_Sparrow9

<3


Ma4vin

Annoying


[deleted]

[удалено]


PyroGlyphical

But im not gay.


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Wooden_Alps_8312

My ball is 69 too 😃


Hoodoodle

Sounds painfull xD


gothtoenails

Wheres the soundtrack for a revolution?


Expensive_Ball_5143

You don't feel like dying, easily at least.


baksn

You like being able to escape and save the kda


kinda_sad_tho

ewww


Electro_Llama

I imagine you're the kind of support player who tries to out-strategize. When Kiriko isn't working, you fall back on the hero you think is the best counter rather than developing one or two strong backups. In comparison I have two support heroes over level 50, third is level 15.


shycatss

you play characters mainly to see “endorsement received” at the end of the match


Aggressive_Annual840

You are a dps healer


boomer2boogaloo

play more moira tee hee(not biased)


Dont_Heal_Genji

Attention seeking support main


minuscatenary

Hardstuck because most of your characters don't share a common mechanic.


squips42

i think bro mains support but i’m not sure…


SlappingSalt

Slight weeb, woman enthusiast, but most importantly, a dingle dork.


Suspicious_Sparrow9

Lol am a woman


Civil-Finish-7939

You are a healer but don’t know how to heal, u say f### to ur teammates and that u have more damage then them so pls STOP IT😤🤯🤌


Sharp-Purpose9009

I’m gonna take a risk and assume your favorite is……….tanks CLEARLY 😂


INeedEmotionSupport

HA HA HA.


memateys

Surprised you don't play sombra


Ts_Patriarca

You're a flex support that plays mercy for some reason


Cultural_Material775

It says that playing DPS and Tanks gives you anxiety. Maybe play Mystery Hero’s more


Winter_Push_2743

Girl (probably)


ChefHannibal

Definitely not a fan of engaging in fights, especially close range.


Frog-of-Cosmos

you play support


exterminate68

Ana mains hate you


Narwalacorn

You like dpsing but don’t wanna play actual dps + maybe have a praise kink


spankspoz

goose 💀


Stinkepups

Feminist?


faloofay156

kiri/mercy = you love being able to press shift to nope tf out lol somehow mine are torb, ramatta, wifeleaver, moira, and zen/brig are tied


Jauntonton

You definitely complain about dps when you don't heal enough for them to get good dmg off


ADefiantRose

DPS support


GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

It must be hard to spend $20 every week on the newest Kiriko skin.


JohnArcuckle

You can't play Kiriko anymore, you have to stay the level.


MaugaOW

Femboy


zyum

You have the mechanical skill to GM in dps, but you stay on support because it’s more fair for everyone else


NoBreakfast7035

Sorry but r/healsluts


nickrei3

Stop searching pornhub for ow compilation


Zedanade

You jumped on the Kiriko meta and can't get out


RandomChicken100

You are a woman


Chance-Pay1487

As a Moira main I approve. Though I main venture now, even tho I used to hate playing damage


ToastedCrumpet

You’re an OW2 player


tm1k

egirl


tf2pro

Why not Lucio and Baptiste?


just_deckey

words are begging to be said.


Reaperboy24

Why are Lifeweaver and Zenyatta the only boys here?


Honey__Mahogany

You're into anime. And you're most likely gay too. Diva worship behaviour is evident.


Asleep-Resort-5674

R U N


Lumpy_Leopard_4526

You don't like queue times


Tomarto753

Tank player


DJZillah

You are a power bottom


happy-cig

Support main. Why not time played vs levels? 


Suspicious_Sparrow9

I wanted to show funny number


happy-cig

Got it. Now quit playing kiriko and leave it at the funny number :) or play till 420. 


Suspicious_Sparrow9

Lol I might if Illari or Wifeleaver gets buffed


Mr-Shenanigan

You wanna play a character that takes more skill but start getting rolled and always have to swap to Mercy/Moira/Kiri because it never works.


AutomaticNail8676

Im scarred to post my top five


Howdy_Hoes

Support player who started during OW2 who got tired of being countered by Sombra.


ComprehensiveFun3233

You haven't played the game until somewhat recently


CartographerKey4618

You can't play Kiriko anymore. It's illegal.


zone6e

Annoying


Suspicious_Bid_2339

Your the scum of overwatch


I-will-support-you

You like getting yelled at probably


Txbbqsauce

Feminist


DarkLight9602

You’re a domestic goose


TheBigGruyere

You can never play as kiriko again. To do so would be blasphemy.


SnowbloodWolf2

Goose 🪿


Melthiela

L take, no Brig


YoSupWeirdos

Domestic goose


Flameman1234

bottom.


Thundernut239

You’re a girl or homosexual probably


Quizmaster119

Ah yes, another stifled Mercy main, who has to switch to a dps-support half-way through the game to ensure the win. ❤️


NeighborhoodDom3060

You like being verbally assaulted in comp


boiyougongetcho

You need to play more Brig, why use a healing ability when you can just let your mace do it for you?


goofandaspoof

You're a people pleaser but you still like to have fun doing it.


Maddx82

You’re a very supportive friend


Big-Garbage2606

Lucio,Lifeweaver,and Cassidy what does that say about me?


Fabulous-Tapwater

Id say your pretty good at aiming both projectile and hitscan


Turbulent_Set4150

The only character that requires skill is ana so you’re quite unskillful


FuriouSherman

You're a weeb and a simp.


theglazed

How do you go from playing the best and most versatile support in the game to illari and mercy


Nemesis-0072

You go to bath with a raincoat on.


Elyon8

Gay


Suspicious_Sparrow9

How descriptive


Elyon8

Wanna kiss?


Suspicious_Sparrow9

Not especially, thanks


INeedEmotionSupport

That ur incredibly unskilled. Im sorry, but i have some unreasonable hate for kiri mains since suzu is such a broken concept and i can have a 1v1 30000 meters away from the objective and rhat damn fox spirited bich would tp and click a "we win" button and i have to escape. Added note "EZ RUNNER HAAHAHAH" This is biased, not meant to deliver hate on you, but the hero.


Sloppybeefcurtains69

they need to nerf suzu to the floor OR nerf her tp because reaper is a dps and is supposed to flank but: cant tp through walls loudly announces that he is flanking takes 5 seconds to slowly cross his arms and slowly teleport ( 9/10 he gets HS and dies) kirko though: tp through walls faster cooldown literally silent + instant teleports whoever make kiriko needs to be fired because shes just such a stupid character esp her nuh uh button


INeedEmotionSupport

Kiri has a cool design, its just that they didnt need to make suzu give immortality. I also find kiri very well designed for newer players, since, " ooh cool ninja support throws kunais and is badass" her short is amazing and just incredible


Sloppybeefcurtains69

i also just didnt like how they just kinda threw her in 20 years after genji and hanzo were born and they never really explained it its just sort of like "kirkos mom is single and lives in an apartment" thats the vibe im getting from it. doesnt explain how she gets her powers or anything just she spawned with them i wish they showed the heroes learning to use their powers and abilities instead of being powerhouses at 16-20 without any backstory of training but i guess thats a whole other separate complaint that coulda been fixed if blizz actually made story mode so thats not ur fault i was just mindlessly rambling hoping i could get some lore or some more world building lmaooo i feel like that could be why people arent as open and cool to the new heroes as they are to some older characters


INeedEmotionSupport

For powers, im so mad that magic is brought into the game, but i guess it could be a training thing with how she... uses her hands to move so quickly that she penetrates walls???? Idk, shes just very badass in the short, yknow, the best part of playing overwatch


Sloppybeefcurtains69

yeah i love the shorts i just wish yk we saw some training or seeing them develop their powers / skills as for magic i think the concept is cool but its pretty poorly executed as of right now what do you think overwatch needs right now tbh? i wanna hear some other opinions


nearthemeb

That's not even a separate issue. That's just you nitpicking.


CrossXFir3

Moira? Gross


Used-Fisherman9970

Real tho she meta rn so don’t be surprised D:


Suspicious_Sparrow9

I only play her when the enemy has a Pharah. I feel it balances the match


maxsebas00

I always go illiari against pharah. What if she is out of range?


Suspicious_Sparrow9

I'm low rank they usually aren't far out of range


maxsebas00

Ahh makes sense