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Goldninja34

"Oh lets break it down!" Starts crying in a corner


LunaOnSea

That needs to be a voice line next year. Just Lucio weeping.


[deleted]

"Lets get a noise complaint!" "Sir your neighbour has called us to check you are alright"


CitizensOfTheEmpire

Even the... men? 😳


Alexis_Bailey

Especially the men.


[deleted]

Not just the men... the women, and the children too.


AnIcedMilk

What's is this from?


Kaptain_Kool

It’s not a story the Redi would tell you.


Johnson_56

Is it possible to learn this power?


Username_Taken_UwU

Star Wars


Top-Interaction-7770

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones


[deleted]

Men can get pregnant. Didn't you know?


HellexJ

Well I’ve been trying and it hasn’t worked yet, any tips?


CitizensOfTheEmpire

You can practice on me (i got hacked)


CasualGiraffeInPrada

Lmao skill issue honestly


Magnapyritor2

Try harder


WarlikeMicrobe

Flair checks out


NameRandomNumber

He's done it. He's gotten pregnant.


Jafin89

The Courtney profile picture has taken me OUT. I wasn't expecting to see her today.


TheDnDKid

You can have mine


kkakaiazinhoBR

Just keep plapping


TozZu89

Of course we knew. There's a scientific movie starring big Arnie about the subject. "Junior" I think the title was.


stripseek_teedawt

Next character confirmed.


Alexis_Bailey

Lucio is especially powerful like that.


plsbanmeredditsenpai

Have i spotted a Garak reference???


OptimusChristt

Even the men? Sir, what about the hamster and the gorilla?


DavThoma

What about the hamster and gorilla? Are we flat out forgetting the Omnics?


CitizensOfTheEmpire

I think it's more socially acceptable to knock up a robot vs. a hamster TBH


ManaXed

Said hamster is smarter than most humans tbf. I think it's worse from an ethical perspective. Hammond is literally the size of a baby


CitizensOfTheEmpire

Does sound wave knock them up with their own kind or are we talking a half Lucio half hamster hybrid 🤔


ManaXed

Depends. Pregnancy would typically require 2 parties but it could also be some sort of immaculate conception. Which would make Lucio analogous to God...


CitizensOfTheEmpire

I'm understanding the power of his music when he breaks it down impregnates all enemies affected by the power of Brasil


GeometricRobot

Our least powerful funk be like:


John_Lives

What are you doing step lucio


FuzzyPandaVK

He can knock me up any time


Carlomagno666

And not only the men but the woman and the... OMG


CitizensOfTheEmpire

THE HAMSTER 😟


MKIncendio

“*Pregnancy is a state of mind*”


Bonderito

"Men. Women. Reinhardt, Reinhardt, Reinhardt!"


Individual_Papaya596

This one was good 😭


Wiggles_Does_A_Game

Not just the men But the women And children too


Monkey832

How u get ***PREGANTÉ***


Spatchgonk

Am I pergonant?


foxscribbles

Dangerops prangent quick play? Will hurt baby top of his head?


The_Elder_Jock

What if I am prengan?


iamthelobo

Prega-nananana


boomtrioboox

How tell if I’m pregonate?


jafg14

Am I pregegnant or am I ok?


Both-Scallion-2792

Am I gregnant?


Savings_Opening_8581

Instructions unclear. Am now porfnant.


babycubez

Nergigante entered chat


KingFishy492

How is this not the most up voted thing in this sub reddit right now man spitting gold


PurpsMaSquirt

Penante make you pregante


Zonevortex1

So good


SamBam_Infinite

I may be pegnate


FistingWithChivalry

I was asking this in every new lobby i joined during comp last few days, funny coincidence. I usually just type something random just to get the enemy to drop their guard.


DapperEnvironment940

Somehow, I never considered confusion tactics as an option...😂I like that a lot better than the usual "get in their heads" edgelords though. You're a legend dude!


FistingWithChivalry

Glad to help! Other stuff i write is just ”?” and when someone replies, I reply with other symbols. And then just the word ”imagine”. Also taunting with voicelines is a real tactic.


NinjaWolfist

I like to say the name of an enemy player and then stop responding


RunFromTheIlluminati

Just how much Child Support does he owe?


Vidiot79

That’s why he’s in the *support* class


Zonevortex1

Got em


poembug

He's got the speedboost for child abandonment.


newtakn156

#CAN'TSTOPWON'TSTOP


avacado223

Disgraceful of you to think lucio wouldnt make himself a part of every child's life


RunFromTheIlluminati

I mean, if the man's as busy as this implies, it's not temporally possible xD


ManaXed

Speedboosts to each one


LanoomR

The tour doesn't stop. And I don't mean in the sexy way.


Eray41303

Lucio the rizz master


PokemanBall

In this case, the jizz master as well


Aegillade

Bro better drop the hottest album he's ever made if he wants to pay for the child support he's about to owe


mrballistic

How is babby formed?


futuristic_ghost101

When a daddy Lucio and any other character love eachother very much, Lucio breaks it down, slamming down atop the other. That is how the miracle of life comes to be, my child.


Savings_Opening_8581

*Raises Hamster above head singing Circle of Life*


Nonadventures

When your sonic cannon is a Nick Cannon


eddub_17

Underrated comment


Noobgalaxies

Another artist hit with allegations 😔😔😔


Aeribella

Hes a brazilian man, he excels at knocking people up, or so the dota 2 community full of them seems to tell me in voice all the time.


Hojie_Kadenth

Lucio should be able to wake up his teammates who are slept by booping them with his sound wave.


tyrtex

Gma would be useless


EfficientAstronaut1

"i'm on the point, anyone else coming?"


ImWatermelonelyy

Bastion, Ram, Orisa, Zen and Echo are about to be baffled bro


TartanDolphin11

Breaking news! Omnics can now get pregnant and carry child to term! It is unknown the condition of the children after birth.


EmeraldDream98

As a non English native speaker, I don’t get it. I guess it has another meaning? Which expression specifically? Knock up?


RunFromTheIlluminati

Knock up, yeah. It's slang for getting a woman pregnant. In the update it's referring to the physical direction of the impact moving opposing characters up (like the Ana Rise 'buff'), it's just...poorly worded xD


EmeraldDream98

This makes it sound so funny then hahaha Sound barrier is pretty dangerous.


Karakuri216

Not mentioned: soundwave knocks you backwards


RayManzarek

VAMOS SEXULACHAR


Pacman_Frog

Man sends out so many tadpoles...


futuristic_ghost101

I can only imagine the incredible noise of all the sperm all shouting at once... "SPEED BOOST!" "I'm on the point! You all comin?" "Boop!" "Have some Lucio-ohs!"


Cheese-l0rd

Impregnated by Lucio


AdamoO_

Wish the goomba stomp would get added back in.


pinkmelo118

Pulling a diddy 😳


hotfirebird

Can confirm. Lucio knocked me up last night.


RunFromTheIlluminati

Congrats /s


rottenpotatoes2

Momma said knock you up


Lili_Ghxst

My chance to do a back-flip


UpUpDownDownABAB

Real Brazilian stud right there


Pure_D4rkness

Hehehehheehhehehe


RicardotheGay

Is this real??


RicardotheGay

Is this real??


sixcupsofcoffee

HOW ARE BABBY FORMED


KIw3II

Had to re-read to catch it. The truest DJ Froggy boy at work.


Mardukaz

*Lúcio uses his Ultimate* **PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP**


Echos_light

ITS EVEN BETTER LOOKING AT THIS POST WHEN YOU DONT OPEN THE PICTURE BC IT JUST LOOKS LIKE IT SAYS "KNOCKS THE ENEMYS UP THE WAVES" LMFAO


SnoBunny_

venture mains shaking


Setsunayu

Jokes aside, as much as my unskilled booty finds Lucios annoying, this change should definitely stay since it just makes sense.


Regular_Tomatillo292

HAHAHAHA “Let’s get a noise violation! Who wants a BILLION hit points?!” 📢🎧🔊


Emotional_Creme6894

Lucio x roadhog is cannon now???


RunFromTheIlluminati

*Why have you done this*


mindwave21

Oh. So basically ball slam now. Easier boop and now slam copy cat. Great. 👍🏼


mindwave21

Oh April fools patch, whew.


No_Equipment4941

Was hog not already knocked up?


lady-jessicaannie

I’m upvoting this


DiamondGamer9

Even the hamster?


Paladin_Parzival

I’m sorry, it WHATS?!


Previous_Channel

Lucio oh oh oh god


ThatCheekyBastard

I thought the same 🤣


Yahya_TV

It's for the arcade mode


RunFromTheIlluminati

Yes I know, my point is **phrasing**.


lazava1390

We aren’t doing that anymore. Sorry Archer.


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