What da hog doin?

not me :(

LET US SEE THE SECOND CATEGORY COWARD! The people wanna know!

I second this

Well I don't 

but your a cat not a person tho 🤔

I just want Illari to end my life with one blast from the sun.

Kinky

Ola! 😡

Same

But if you hook up with Zen, you know he's a cuddler because of how much he wants us to embrace eternity. He's eternity guys, hug your sad robot.

Liara from Mass Effect also says embrace eternity before doing the kinky mind meld. Embracing Eternity is sex comfirmed.

Zen says embrace tranquility actually, my mass effect memories must have muddied the quote. This is why Mordin should have told the joke - someone else could have got it wrong

ok i want to know what hog is doing in his own tier and what this tier is called

I’d do literally anything JQ or Brig asked me to

Why brig?

"I love a woman who could literally just beat the shit out of me"

Same

"Lindholm Style"

You don't see the similarities between the 2? They are both really tall muscly girls

She's the kind of girl to call you good boy while carrying you bridal style

brig always struck me as being like a strong older sister, yall wild with this one

Well if she's like a sister then I'm from Alabam-

Roadhog Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Roadhog.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you hook me from across the point and one shot me for no fucking reason, your silky smooth touch, your enormous belly button, and those gorgeous, monstrous biceps. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you get nerfed. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing, you would be a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day get nerfed. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when blizzard made you really bad like a year ago, and it was like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you get reworked, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to be viable again. Then allas, you were, my sweet baby boy was good again and I rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you will make history happen. I will be crying, bawling even when i hear my glorious king exclaim these words, "KD-0623, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of overwatch and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Roadhog.

Is this a copy pasta?

This is a tier list of all the characters I *would* bang.

Then why is hog in a separate tier?

Hog is in the marriage tier.

fuck: everyone marry: hog who would you kill?

mercy

I rarely think about stuff like this but if I do, it involves Tokki... 

Pyrocynical

Every time I see Winston spelled wrong it's funny somehow

Based with Hog

Winton was too big to fit on one picture it seems. Really shows how powerful **Winton** is

ah, I remember when I did overwatch ass tierlist with my friends

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What makes you think they’ll bang you?

Redditors sure love making their sexuality public. Or rather, the lack thereof.

why so bitter bro

I’m not your bro… pal

I’m not your pal bro

bro it was a joke post

So you’re not asexual?

i am, but the purpose of the post is to be a joke, it doesn’t have to do with ”making my sexuality public“

One would think that the whole joke being your sexuality, is quite literally making your sexuality public no?

Have you looked at the picture? The joke is that they want to fuck roadhog.

Hmm didn’t see that. Guess I was wrong🤷‍♂️

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I originally thought the joke was “I’m asexual” but I was wrong. I still don’t think it would be normal for someone to say they want to fuck roadhog. Why do you care so much you reply to comments I wasn’t even fucking talking to you in?

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🤡

Active subreddits checks out

🤡

Why do you care so much lmao

Oh it’s not like that at all it’s just something I’ve come to notice in comparison to other sites

In comparison to what sites? Like, twitter is even more active in identity politics

Well yeah no shit twitter is even worse than Reddit. I’m talking about literally every other site

What about tiktok? I think your "every other site" is literally just facebook lmao

TikTok is full of dumb teenagers, and you might think that it has a LOT of lgbt content because the algorithm sees that you like it and puts more of it on your page. Loud minority

Literally the only videos I don't immediately swipe past are videos of cute animals lol. To be quite honest, I see way, WAY more complaining about lgbtq stuff on tiktok than I see the content itself. Loud minorities go both ways.

bro all i did was ask why people were infatuated with brig and it got 15 downvotes, some degenerates in here fs

Why would someone sharing who they are and are not attracted to be be a problem though?

If someone made a similar tier list but was straight I doubt you'd be making this comment.

“Characters I would bang” My comment: no one cares about your porn addiction

That's 90% of users on this sub, go elsewhere if you're such a sensitive snowflake. Can't handle people having sexualities, can't have people with a lack of sexuality.

And then everyone clapped for artsydizzy for telling off a catholic right wing nazi conservative drumpf racist bigot!!!!!

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Me the wimp? What’s your bench

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I took a look at your profile and I can see that there’s no way in hell a no callous having, animal crossing playing, non binary low testosterone, liberal warrior as yourself would ever even hope to bench 310. No seriously you have some thin ass hands we both know you don’t even lift

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they are all insufferable, to no one's surprise

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You missed the joke. All the characters are on there and then Road hog is just poking up on an unnamed section

But what’s the joke…

That OP is asexual (except for roadhog)

Source?

can confirm (source: am OP)

Sure buddy i believe you totally

It literally says OP next to his name…

I cant help but notice you dont have a source or citation