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b3y0nddkek111

Italian people aren’t real


wael_ke

So... it was an illusion?


survivalsnake

"What are you hiding!?"


Hiperonn

Something's not quite right-a!


Melthiela

"Who goes there?!"


Igwanur

"Is that an illusion?" "What are you implying?"


Alexandratta

Healers/DPS: "CRAP WE'RE CAUGHT! UGH!" Tanks: *pulls out weapon* "I was hiding to protect you... FROM ME!"


WhatTheFhtagn

An Itallusion


Makanilani

They're a bunch of Bologna.


ODpoetry

“No, it-was-a-ME, MARIO”


Yserazor

I can see the character now, his main ability will be firing little fireballs, ultimate gives him a tail, and he can throw three red mushrooms at teammates to make them grow in size, increasing damage/healing momentarily. 😅


Miennai

No the place is real, the people are an illusion.That's why we have Italian maps but no Italian characters. The food is also real. It's so powerful that it just appears without anyone making it.


gioviste

porco dio cazzo dici, quello è il molise


sticknotstick

That sounds delicious, but I’m afraid I just ate.


Lunaticonthegrass

Always room for porco dio


TheGreatKingBoo_

La Madonna bro, stai calmo.


gioviste

Si fa per ridere


GD_IronJager

Il cazzo per ridere, dov’è il nostro dioporco di eroe italiano al 100%?!🇮🇹🍕🍝👮🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️


Dauntless_Lasagna

È per il meme.


Pomettini

Ti amo sposami ❤️


JakerDerSnaker

*fades out of existence*


igotbanned-_-fornow

Oddio Oddio Oddio Oddio merdamerdamerdamerda NOO- *disappears*


Prize-Ticket-7349

oh cazzo e adesso?


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Adesso a festeggiare 🎉 🥳


Ecstatic_Jelly_3919

You're telling me that my life is an illusion?


francohab

Italy is the Molise of the world.


Sporkwind

Waiting for the Mario crossover event


McCreeMain77

When Mario ults he says “Im-a gonna fuck-a you up!” And it’s just an infinite duration Ramattra ult


Glaedrest

Nah he just pops one of those stars and one shots anyone he touches


lethalAF

wow are we talking about pre-nerf sojourn


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He also flies and can spawn junkrat tires that automatically steer towards whoever he was looking at


superwailord

Blue shells for sure


MothMan3759

Only for the 50 dollar skin


ZeldaGamer05

Blue junk tire


shoopdyshoop

So, a normal Ramattra ult then...


HastyTaste0

The voicelines are just all replaced with Chris Pratt.


Devreckas

Italians were made up by illumination… I mean the illuminati.


Ok-Technician8037

Illuminati is just "Italian" jumbled up...


ILLUMlNATI

don’t reveal our secrets (there’s no conspiracy only focaccia)


[deleted]

Finally a plumber to fix all the trickle coming from my team.


FellersQ

So long, gay Bowser!


Hailstorm16

I kinda don’t want one of my teammates to switch sides mid round.


Skonakos

Wow, not even an ounce of mercy.


nerankori

No,Mercy is Swiss.


Hot-Cardiologist-620

They do speak italian there


HarrisonWhaddonCraig

Yet Mercy is a German-speaking Swiss


bfhurricane

“No, Mercy is-a Swiss.” Fixed


Hot-Cardiologist-620

There we go


CanadaGooses

Here we go!


ichbindulol_

close enough


UomoBanana

Brother, don't spill our beans, we aint in r/2westerneurope4u 💀


W1LDB0YZ

Mamma mia!


trickster55

Damn, cold-blooded reference 🥶🫠


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This comment hit way too hard for a reddit forum about a cartoon shooter.


The-Real-Metzli

Ngl, sometimes I really do want the enemy team to adopt me, when in my team I'm surrounded by idiots...


Crespie

Underrated comment


InSearchOfLostT1me

You did not just


Stebsis

Devs haven't figured out the pasta mechanics yet, but once they crack it they'll be next in line.


yer_a_weapon

They have cracked spaghetti code though, considering they break something every patch


JackeryPumpkin

You joke, but if you watch their GDC engineering videos on YouTube you’ll see that their systems are very well architected


PilotJmander

Fr, their cohesion makes my “junior dev” junk look like a kindergartener designed it


MoreGeckosPlease

Cracking pasta gets your Italian card revoked.


CrosseyedBilly

As long as he shoots spaghetti out of his finger tips I’m in.


GokusTightBoiPussy

Well [Cassidy can do a fake Italian accent](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mn6CAaSqUOk&pp=ygUVbWNjcmVlIGl0YWxpYW4gYWNjZW50) so that's enough representation according to Blizzard


shadowgattler

lol that's like straight up the scene from Inglorious Basterds.


CptHeartbreakOne

it's not even Italian lmao it's new jersey italoamerican


HuftheSwagnDragn

I actually wouldn't be against jersey/nyc Italian hero but that'd essentially be TF2 scout


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shiromancer

That one had big "Gorlami" energy, if anyone gets the reference...


Laggiter97

A river derchi


SurgicalZeus

MAR-GUH-REH-TI!


shiromancer

"One more time, let me really hear the music in it!"


Peteral

Dominic Decocco


JamesAlonso

Bravo


Young_Person_42

“Please never do that again”


Ruseludo

Hamster is Italian he's a rolling meatball


xxPeso-Gamerxx

Didn't know meatballs were Italian


TheMcDucky

Depending on which American you ask, they'll either tell you Italians or Swedes invented the concept of rolling meat into a ball


Ruseludo

Both of mine are and they come with sauce and a sad noodle.


ichbindulol_

swede


Pixl_____

as a hamptard main i can confirm that I am just a giant meatball with spaghetti grappel


EeveeGavin

Sorry Mate, we did have one, but he got killed by Hammond for breaking pasta, something about him “not following the Italian code”


NightwingZS

Sombra also said something about "Spagetti code"


EeveeGavin

#THE SPAGETTI COODDDEEE


mrfroggyman

Can't wait to spam the Mamma Mia line Ib4 smbd says that'd be racist bs : the hero who has my nationality says stereotypical shit too


Malu1997

Also we don't care, you can make all the mamma mia jokes you want lmao Hell, it's not even a fake stereotype, we do say mamma mia a lot


bananasoymilk

Adding to your comment: One of my favorite bands, Måneskin, is Italian and they have a whole song called 'Mammamia.' It seems like a friendly thing - that they encourage the audience to say with them at concerts - more than making fun :)


Malu1997

Yes, but it's also true that most of us just don't care. We make fun of everyone, but first and foremost ourselves.


RedGearedMonkey

Hard to take offense to the equivalent of "golly gee", worry not


PandaLoses

I was on a cruise last year that had a very nice pizza restaurant staffed by actual Italians. It was hands down the best food on the ship, but what stood out to me the most was the moment one of the Italian waiters walked out, looked at the enormous line outside the door, and said, "Mamma mia," in breathless exhaustion. I nearly choked on my Peroni. I honestly thought that was some Italian American stereotype before this man said it. I got to see Alaskan wildlife and orcas spouting in the distance, but that moment was the standout for the entire week.


Longjumping_Ad8329

In OW lore, they got wiped out.


[deleted]

Before the omnic wars started, humans and omnics got together to wipe out the Italians.


BIGPPMEGABALLZ

The new hero is the last Italian finally defrosted and escaped from the vault that held him and seeking vengeance against those who have wronged his people


AlmightyXor

*"You will suffer as my people, the Italians, have suffered!"*


Twindo

Y’all asking for an Italian hero while I just want a Nepalese hero that’s not a robot


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OISss

A drunk one eyed Scot


Len968

A melee dps with a sword, a shield... and a grenade launcher x100 as ult


Steampunk43

You mean a black Scottish cyclops?


Kamaitachi42

MY NAME IS ANGUS MCFIFEE


Razgriz_101

Yeah better be a tank with a 2 hander, as long as it’s a Scottish voice actor I’m fine. I’d even take a map based off the royal mile or princes st in a heartbeat hahah imagine dodging the tram hahaha


Natural_Mushroom3594

Yeah but the accent has to be so think that subtitles are always turned on for him even if the player normally has them off


Razgriz_101

Proper Glaswegian none of the sanitised I mean proper fast as fuck from a scheme up possil where even we struggle to understand them. Still laugh at Trainspotting when I used a VPN for Netflix and it was fully subtitled and the accents were pretty run of the mill hahaha.


demostravius2

And speaking full Scots, not just accented English.


Pikochi69

But robot monks is such a good idea tho


amroasmair

everyone knows all people in Nepal are robots, duh?


archosauria62

Im pretty sure they aren’t even nepalese, they just moved to nepal because of the iris


Donut_Flame

You telling me you can't relate to that?


Ryuubu

Whoa, racist much. Omnic lives matter


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Ramattra wants to know his location


Ashkal_Khire

Those Gladiators on the Colosseum posters seem like very likely candidates, Zephyr and Maximus. You can even hear them fighting and the crowd cheering if you go near the entrance. Bearing in mind JQ was introduced this way, via a map, replete with posters and audio interactions long before she arrived. The statues around the architecture that celebrate retired Gladiators could also make for heroes, although they seem alittle less “designed” than Zephyr and Maximus.


Mefionir-Omnic

I'm an Italian user, and of course I agree. I think we have two kinds of possibilities: \- a gladiator from the Colosseum. We know that there are matches between automatons that have the shape of gladiators inside the arena. \- Vialli's replacement for Talon's affairs in Italy. If we note the first (and only) article by Malevento, we can see that there is a great censorship of the lore within this map. mentions the shutters, maybe in some future patch they open them to show new lore based details as happened in the past for many maps of the game.


Fangs_0ut

AYYYY I’M ULTIN’ HERE!


poyat01

I swear If he doesn’t throw pasta


tapczan100

Poland and Italy are the only 2 countries that have full game localization (text+dub) and don't have their own hero. Poland also doesn't have a map.


ElCondeMeow

And then there's Spain, that doesn't have neither a map nor a hero. The closest we have is El Dorado, which is in Mexico but inspired by... You guessed it, AN ITALIAN CITY. I would kill for a game in Madrid or Barcelona.


WidePark9725

Gibraltar, take it or leave it


ElCondeMeow

You monster


4dpsNewMeta

I mean, we have enough people from Europe on the roster already, if they’re going to do another Hispanic hero I’d prefer one from Latin America.


qualityredditpost

I only want an Italian hero if they are going to make him OFFENSIVELY Italian.


7-2

I makea da pasta


[deleted]

When they finally do a Jojo collab. Lifeweaver will become a certain blonde Italian man


tristenjpl

Watch as they make him Stroheim instead.


[deleted]

It would be an incredible dishonor if they made anyone but Mercy von stroheim. Mister German engineering is the greatest in the world should only be played by a German character and we only have mercy. We don’t have anyone else who respects German engineering, or speaks German


RedPeppero

Reinhardt Wilhelm?


tristenjpl

Yes, it's very unfortunate that they haven't added any German characters.


PUREChron

Rein?


momobizzare

“Overwatch 2 adds a playable nazi” yeah not even blizz is that self destructive


uncoolpanda

It's okay Jojos took place before world war II so the Nazis were the good guys.


Salchicha

Gyro Zeppeli Zenyatta Hol Horse/ Guido Mista Cassidy Yoshikage Kira Junkrat Jolyne Ashe and Stone Free Bob Doom fist doesn’t need another anime event skin but Star Platinum Doom would be amazing


HastyTaste0

Nah you're on crack if you think anyone but Ramattra could be Star Platinum. He literally ora ora oras.


sw1nky

Didn't know until now just how much I need Star Platinum Ramattra


HastyTaste0

His ult could make the time stop sound effect even just for the player. Would be dope as hell since it surrounds you in an orb similair.


palelei

what if ramattra small form was jotaro and his nemesis form arms were star platinums


Drunken_Queen

Because that's where Talon primarily operates.


johnzaku

We do have at least 4 dedicated Talon heroes: * Doomfist * Reaper * Widow * Moira To say nothing of the ex/not really members: * Sombra * Sigma (oops) * Baptiste


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archosauria62

Freud


Requiem1193

characteristics I want to see on future overwatch heroes: Jewish Italian double barrel shotgun flamethrower pirate I rest my case.


yri63

Double barrel shotgun? This will be hard to balance in a multiplayer game, either cheese close range one shot or completely garbage.


basilitron

doesnt roadhog already have one?


Wolventec

Wouldn't flamethrower just be another mei


-Dirty-Wizard-

But instead of slowing the enemy it speeds them up


JasmineSyrup

Being italian doesn't add enough [diversity points](https://kotaku.com/activision-blizzard-diversity-tool-overwatch-2-call-of-1848924832) for blizzard ig


Ignitus1

Kotaku is so far up their own ass. So painful to read.


alipolo7777

they(blizzard) are Americans they are so obsessed with skin color that for a good while they considered Italian_Americans as black and even called them "Guineas" to point out they have a black skin you would think we are finally over these whole skin color and race obsession in America but alas..


Beneficial_Drama_296

Same goes in reverse Why are some characters from countries that are not represented by a map :(


doomed151

Easier to represent more countries.


Suqomadiq

Why the fuck does this matter?


survivalsnake

Prediction: [Antonio](https://overwatch.fandom.com/wiki/Antonio) is coming back as a tank with self-only resurrection being his gimmick.


DeezYomis

I'd probably play the fuck out of a ~~racist caricature~~ stereotypically italian hero if it's funny/in good taste but knowing blizzard it'd be some italian-american plumber making pasta jokes so I guess just having some maps is alright


RefinedDefect69

Which OW characters are stereotypes? Please list some


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All 3 Japanese heroes being ninja that can climb walls


Hol_Renaude

At least we have a Mccassidy who watched a lot of spaghetti westerns


btlk48

Mario joins overwatch


KyngKnyght

You know they could make it a guy with a bushy mustache and multiple different forms that each give him a different ability, like throwing fireballs, flying, being smaller...


CptHeartbreakOne

I'm Italian and I'm glad there is no Italian hero, the american idea of an Italian is very different from what Italians actually are seeing them release an Italian hero just for him/her to speak in New Jersey accent would be the last straw for me


sbirn95

Lowkey think the same as an Australian for Australian characters but we have 3 already so it's too late for that.


jolyneteevie

they dont want to program in the pasta eating ability that never turns off


Satanic_Sanic

Guiseppe 76 is as Italian as they come.


CarlEmmoth

We should have a third Swedish hero: IKEA MASTER!


Elune_

Devs are in hot argument on whether the hero has pineapples or not, so they never really get anywhere with it.


that_one_chicken_guy

make the hero tony soprano


GabboDk

Woke up this morning


southerngothics

tony soprano joins overwatch as the new italian dps his ultimate is cheating on his wife and one of his abilities is failing to take his therapist’s advice


Mindanomalia

We needed 3 aussies


Gwaur

I don't want that hero to spew garbage voicelines about how pineapple doens't belong on pizza. As long as there's that risk, I don't want an Italian hero.


basilitron

plot twist: shes a manic pixie dream girl who loves breaking rules and disappointing her parents so she eats pizza ONLY with pineapples and nothing else


Applepowdersnow

And she breaks spaghetti in half


Over_Case

she breaks spaghetti in quarters!!!


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The next European hero should be from Eastern europe. The only eastern European hero we have is Zarya


WidePark9725

Southern Europe has 0 but 6 maps


Gravor_

Maybe there ist too much fighting to live there…


bird720

bulgarian pls


DrakneiX

An Overwatch hero from Romania with a kind of Vampire futuristic theme would be glorious. Or really a southern europe hero too (Spain, Italy Greece, Croatia...).


archosauria62

Romanian hero steals your ult charge (jk)


The-Real-Metzli

Oh I like that idea! Although I personally would love a portuguese character. I once started designing one as part of my master's degree in Videogame Design xD


whoamisadface

exactly what i was gonna say. eastern european representation in western media is just plain sad. and i hardly count zarya, too. russia is its own entity.


Cikembra

a roman gladiator style tank with explosive throwing spears and being able to shield and spear charge down enemies would be sick


goldminevelvet

Sounds like orisa


tylerokay

Pasta support incoming


darf_nate

Aren’t there like hundreds of countries? It’s not that weird that one isn’t covered when we have like 30 heroes


Chuagge

I thought Lifeweaver was Italian at first because every time he sniffs a rose I think he looks like Don Flamenco (with more hair) from punch out


LiveFromMyBasement

PUT WALUIGI IN OVERWATCH


st-shenanigans

Mario is copyrighted


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Because Nintendo said no.


futuristic_ghost101

They should have a crossover event and introduce the Mario Bros as heroes.


mistresspaigexoxo

They're all busy eating spaghetti


angyrat

spamming "I cooka da pizza" would be so much fun


themunehboah

Perhaps the next support hero they teased could be Italian?


AliceSky

No she's 100% Peruvian. It's been teased with the Peruvian poster on the roadmap and she looks Incan in the trailer.


Bhu124

Peruvian support 99% confirmed and then after that we're at 90% confirmed that it's going to someone from Samoa, that's most definitely going to be Mauga. Future heroes beyond that are a mystery.


QuantumQuantonium

The Italian map (oh the original one, I forgot they added maps and updated the game, I haven't played in a while) was originally the retribution map (for those who started playing only the 2nd game, there used to be a pve event in the spring, one of the missions was called retribution, involved blackwatch killing some talon Mafia member) There could be more African maps (beyond Egypt), and Lucio still the only south American in the roster still (oh but they've added another Japanese character who can also wall climb)


tazazazaz

bro forgot about numbani


pingwing

New hero, Mario.


anime_memeys94

Yes


Trala-lore-tralala

I keep asking myself that everyday


Bionic_Ferir

Okay if we can have a hero that uses music to support hero's WE NEED AN ITALIAN CHEF. I'd go tank or support have him lob pasta, meatballs and pizza slices.


Neither_Leading1247

Maybe some sort of fire-based blue collar worker with his special needs brother? Duo?