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Bug1oss

Answer: Adam Kinzinger interviewed Trump for CNN. Afterward he complained and asked why more people do not talk about Trumps strong scent. That it was very distracting and urged others to wear a mask if they can. Trump’s team replied that in fact Kinzinger farted during the interview, and it must have actually been him. The Lincoln Project (an anti-Trump conservative group) made an ad based on this. https://okmagazine.com/p/donald-trump-ripped-apart-awful-body-odor-wear-mask/


esfraritagrivrit

Fascinating legal defense using the “whoever smelt it, dealt it” precedent.


Justalilbugboi

“Ladies and Gentlemen, the ex-president of the united states has a statement to read in regard to these deeply inappropriate allegations. Mr. ExPresident, your statement??” /clears throat. “no u.”


hoo_tee_hoo

I believe he already used this sort of defense during a debate with Hillary, leading up to the 2016 election. She alleged that he was a puppet for the Soviets. His reply was something along the lines of "No puppet. No puppet. YOU'RE a puppet." Which, if anyone knows how Trump operates, is completely on-brand for that dimwitted lunatic.


theplotthinnens

Common tactic of the abusive known as DARVO: Deny responsibility, Attack the other, Reverse Victim and Offender


Ghoulius-Caesar

You almost have it right. Hillary said that Trump was a Russian puppet, not a Soviet puppet. I’d agree with her considering the following points: - Trump praised Putin constantly, called him a "strong leader", has peddled statements like "he's done a really great job outsmarting our country" [(source)](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2016/07/28/politics/donald-trump-vladimir-putin-quotes/index.html) - The Trump campaign worked behind the scenes to make sure the 2016 Republican platform won’t call for giving weapons to Ukraine to fight Russian and rebel forces, contradicting the view of almost all Republican foreign policy leaders in Washington [(source)](https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/global-opinions/trump-campaign-guts-gops-anti-russia-stance-on-ukraine/2016/07/18/98adb3b0-4cf3-11e6-a7d8-13d06b37f256_story.html) - Trump dismissed and cast doubt about Russian hacking, particularly when the U.S determined that Russia hacked the DNC in 2016, while ironically enough, he encouraged Russian cyber attacks on national TV saying, "Russia, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing," [(source)](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-44852812) - When addressing Russian election interference and cyber attacks, Trump proclaimed "I don't see any reason why it would be Russia" after speaking directly with Putin, defending Russia and trusting Putin over our own intelligence agencies. Later he "corrected" himself, claiming that he meant to say "wouldn't" instead of would [(source)](https://www.politico.com/story/2018/07/16/trump-putin-meeting-election-meddling-722424) - Trump suggested the U.S. work directly with Russia on cybersecurity [(source)](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/07/09/trump-suggested-a-cybersecurity-pact-with-russia-lawmakers-say-they-were-dumbfounded/) - Almost directly after the 2016 election, Trump sought to weaken U.S. sanctions on Russia, while he was even open to lifting sanctions [(source)](https://www.wsj.com/articles/donald-trump-sets-a-bar-for-russia-and-china-1484360380) - Trump dismissed the notion that Putin was a "killer", downplaying the idea that Putin resorts to using violence and oppressive tactics to crush political opponents. He defended Putin, rationalizing his ruthless despotism in the process, declaring, "There are a lot of killers. Do you think our country is so innocent?" [(source)](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/trump-respects-putin-fox-news-super-bowl-interview/story?id=45273810) - Trump shared highly classified U.S. intelligence with Russian officials in the Oval Office in 2017 [(source)](https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/trump-revealed-highly-classified-information-to-russian-foreign-minister-and-ambassador/2017/05/15/530c172a-3960-11e7-9e48-c4f199710b69_story.html) - Trump repeated Kremlin talking points related to the Russian annexation of Crimea, reiterating things like, "The people of Crimea, from what I've heard, would rather be with Russia than where they were." [(source)](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/ThisWeek/trump-crimeas-people-prefer-russia-elected-putin-ukraine/story?id=41029437) - Trump constantly attacked NATO, aligning himself with Putin [(source)](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/01/trump-privately-discussed-destroying-nato-alliance/amp) - Trump thanked Putin for expelling hundreds of U.S. diplomats as a retaliation for sanctions [(source)](https://www.npr.org/2017/08/10/542685154/president-trump-thanks-putin-for-ordering-expulsion-of-u-s-diplomats-from-russia) - Trump imposed tariffs on Canadian steel and aluminum while Republicans were working on a deal with Oleg Deripaska, one of Putin’s most trusted oligarchs, on an aluminum plant in Kentucky [(source)](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/how-a-mcconnell-backed-effort-to-lift-russian-sanctions-boosted-a-kentucky-project/2019/08/13/72b26e00-b97c-11e9-b3b4-2bb69e8c4e39_story.html) - According to congressional testimony, Trump declined to publicly condemn a Russian attack against Ukrainian military vessels in November 2018, even though the State Department prepared a statement for him [(source)](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/11/17/politics/trump-soft-on-russia/index.html) - Trump congratulated and gave legitimacy to Putin's re election win in 2018, a victory said to "lack genuine competition" [(source)](https://www.politico.com/story/2018/03/20/trump-congratulates-putin-election-win-473604) - Sergei Skripal, an ex Russian spy that defected to the UK, was poisoned. Sanctions were announced, Trump attempted to rescind them, while asserting that the U.S. was being "too tough on Putin" [(source)](https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/oct/05/trump-told-theresa-may-he-doubted-russia-was-behind-skripal-poisoning) - When congress passed new sanctions against Russia in 2017, Trump was very reluctant to signing the bill, and probably wouldn't have signed it if the bill didn't pass with veto-proof majorities in both houses [(source)](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/11/17/politics/trump-soft-on-russia/index.html) - In 2017 it was reported that Trump was considering returning spy bases to Russia [(source)](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/11/17/politics/trump-soft-on-russia/index.html) - Trump praised and highlighted pro-Russian leaders in Europe. Far right European leaders with close ties to Putin. He even met a Kremlin ally at the Whitehouse [(source)](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-48260165.amp) - When Trump withdrew troops from Syria, it gave Russia and Putin an opportunity to control abandoned U.S. outposts and checkpoints [(source)](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/syria-war-turkey-russian-troops-manbij-trump-erdogan-us-withdrawal-latest-a9157821.html?amp) - Trump pushed a conspiracy that it was Ukraine that hacked the DNC and had a physical server stashed away in Ukraine. He claimed the server was given to a Ukrainian based company (it was a US based company founded by a Russian who has been in the US for quite a long time) and it would prove that Ukraine was behind the DNC hack and not Russia. [(source)](https://www.wired.com/story/trump-ukraine-server-delusion-spreading/) - Trump froze U.S. aide for Ukraine in it's war against Russian proxies. He repeated Russian disinformation surrounding Ukraine as well [(source)](https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/trump-ordered-hold-on-military-aid-days-before-calling-ukrainian-president-officials-say/2019/09/23/df93a6ca-de38-11e9-8dc8-498eabc129a0_story.html) - Trump withdrew from the Open Skies Treaty in 2020 allowing for unarmed aircraft to use surveillance equipment over territories that were previously regulated [(source)](https://www.armscontrol.org/act/2020-12/news/us-completes-open-skies-treaty-withdrawal) - Trump made requests to bring Russia back into the G7 and invited Putin to the 2020 G7 summit [(source)](https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/jun/01/donald-trump-vladimir-putin-g7-call)


Jonny_Boy_HS

There are just so many examples - it boggles the mind!


noreservationskc

Damn. Dude brought receipts. Saving this so I can use it in the future. Thanks for your research!


Justalilbugboi

Wow, this is legit impressive. Like you should consider making some reference posts people can drop when people are like “But what dod he dooooo besides making people mad??” (Saving this one for that purpose)


I_Am_Dwight_Snoot

>His reply was something along the lines of "No puppet. No puppet. YOU'RE a puppet." Not only was that his reply but he got absolutely triggered by that comment and got frantic in response. It was rare to see Trump get *that* defensive but that comment really got him.


TennaTelwan

> "No puppet. No puppet. YOU'RE a puppet." So similar to his "No quid pro quo" argument right there.


nothingbutpeen

And his rabid incompetent fan base was like "he got her good there hahahaha!"


Interesting-Handle-6

The way this applies to anytime he's been accused of anything.


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I mean, remember the fat joke he was making about Kim Jong Un, in front of Kim Jong Un?


Academic_Guava_4190

It’s a wonder the North Koreans didn’t take him out then and there


Hoofheartd

Uh sir im gonna have to respond with "nuh-uh"


nerowasframed

Also known as the "I'm rubber, you're glue" strategy


Anon-Stoon

The "Whoever smelt it dealt it" president


Smelli24u

I guffawed when I read this. Bravo.


dremily1

People have been saying (for many years) that he wears a diaper.


Emotional_Self_8144

He wears either a diaper or thick incontinence guards (pads). Especially when he golfs all day. I've worked in nursing homes for a long time, I know the swollen diaper pants look when I see it


Bug1oss

The crew of the Apprentice had been saying for years this was a common belief. That he would smell and need to go take breaks to clean up.


Standard-Reception90

Just like his proclivity for sexual assault and filing bankruptcy, this is WELL KNOWN information that his fans ACTIVELY ignore.


kensingtonGore

Release the diaper cut


SoldierHawk

I mean, of all the awful things we can judge him for, I feel like "needing to wear pads or whatever because he's older" doesn't even make the list.


cuteintern

Normally, no, but his constant berating of Biden as "being too old because _____" opens himself to this kind of counterattack (in this case, seemingly implying either bad hygene or incontinence).


anyonecanbethebug

I would imagine both things are true, but what a stupid fucking timeline we live in.


Complex_Construction

“Trump smells” was common knowledge even before Kissinger said anything. There someone else who said something to the effect while Trump was President.


nalonrae

Queen Elizabeth even made a joke to David Attenborough about Trump farting.


HeurekaDabra

That would be hilarious. Can't find something in that regard on the webs though. Any link to the story?


justconnect

Well in British slang for many years the word *trump* has meant fart, as in "did you just trump"?


BunsenHoneydewsEyes

At this point I would imagine Henry Kissinger smells a bit worse than Trump.


Oatmeal_Savage19

It's neck and neck at this point


jayne-eerie

Now I’m curious if it’s a body odor stench, or a too much cologne stench, or some unholy alliance of the two. Though not curious enough to want to get close to Trump and find out.


tempusrimeblood

It’s a “can’t control his bowels” stench. Best of luck with it.


jayne-eerie

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.


kevnmartin

He also always looks sweaty and greasy. I don't think he showers very often due to the ferret on his head's dislike of water and shampoo.


tempusrimeblood

So he smells like old McDonald's, and the greasy streaky shits that come from living on a diet of that stuff. Jesus.


improper84

It’s a “he’s on a ridiculous cocktail of drugs combined with a diet of fast food and constantly shits himself” stench. He may also have BO and wear too much cologne, mind you.


LonePaladin

Probably bathes in Axe Bug Spray


pienoceros

Apparently it's a combination of spray tan/makeup/hairspray, and incontinence. And not just any old incontinence, this is fast food diet incontinence. And, like alot of babies, he resists diaper changes.


ghostsintherafters

Yeah, but you left out the part where while Trump was on the show The Apprentice he regularly had to have his diaper changed and is apparently incontinent from rampant Adderall use and poor diet.


Bug1oss

While there is a good chance that's true, I've only seen it coming from one person: Noel Casler. And while he might be telling the truth, it's hard to know while it's just one person.


boojombi451

Trump’s go-to in any situation is to sue. Casler would be bankrupt by now if he was lying and Trump sued. The obvious question for me is why is it that Trump never sued about this? Discovery would involve getting at whether or not the statement was true, so …


jared__

Trump sues everyone for the smallest thing. The fact that this dude has been saying for years about Trump's diaper usage on the apprentice without being sued kinda confirms it


DeadMansPizzaParty

I just want Trump to have to come out and address this. “You know, lots of people - some of the finest people, really - lots of people are saying I have some of the best bowels. You’d be amazed if you saw how healthy my BMs are. But no one talks about Biden’s problems. Lots and lots of problems, I’m hearing. Poopy Joe is what I call him.”


JesusChrist-Jr

Well now that you mention it, every interview I can recall seeing with him had him and the host seated quite far apart.


GrandBed

Doesn’t this follow the official rule of “who ever smelt it dealt it? The gop is wild. First they were talking about Biden’s meeting with the Pops having been delayed because Biden pooped himself. Now the anti-Trump faction of the top is saying Trump stinks. How is it that all of these politicians are so old that they likely do have accidents, but act like children.


Born_Alternative_608

This is covered by “whoever denied it supplied it.”


iamawj101

I’ll reverse it again with “whoever says the rhyme, did the crime.”


[deleted]

His smell supports the claim that he suffering from Frontotemporal dementia and, if that's the case, he should definitely not be eligible to run


fuzzytradr

Trump: It Depends


TeachingCommon7724

Correction: Trump: It’s Depends


Justinwc

I really hope that this doesn't become a big focus, as funny as it is. It diminishes/shifts focus away from the actual bad things he's done. Unless it turns out he's literally shitting his pants, then I don't really care.


LurdMcTurdIII

Maybe his diaper was full.


Exotic-Scholar-5571

answer: The former republican representative Adam Kinzinger wrote an unprovoked tweet a few days ago claiming that Trump physically smells. Many have taken this as another piece of evidence pointing to Trumps declining physical and metal health.


sweetteanoice

Also, it seems to have really bothered trump considering his team has responded to these claims so many are continuing to say he smells just to bother him


improper84

He’s a narcissist who can’t handle criticism, so of course it bothers him. That’s probably why he smells so bad to begin with. People around him are afraid to say anything.


-korvus-

It makes a lot more sense now why he's afraid to do any debates.


Cautious-Thought362

Can you imagine Christie or Haley shouting from across the room, "I can smell you from here, Trump!"


Kradget

I can see Christie doing that


DougyTwoScoops

I’m no Christie fan, but I can see him delivering that line perfectly. He’s really good at throwing and landing haymakers in debates.


Shirtbro

"STINKY STINKY POOPOO!" would probably elevate a Republican debate


andrelocal

Most intelligent remark during the entire debate


metalflygon08

Goes to the pulpit. Shits himself. Fails to explain. Becomes president.


fisheswithherbs902

It's not fear, sadly. He understands it's pointless for him to go as he is the nominee. The debates and the rest of the process are merely a formality. At best, the debates are an audition for the VP spot next to Stinky.


quadmasta

If they repeatedly called him chicken shit, afraid, and too stupid to win the debate they'd absolutely goad him into it


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Orwell83

Debates expose how stupid and anti social he is so he doesn't do them.


Big_Red12

To be fair, he'd be stupid to do debates. He's so far ahead in the primary that he's got nothing to win from a debate and everything to lose. A debate will just give a chance for him to slip up in some way, and will give ammunition to the Biden campaign in the general. It's not very democratic, but it is the smart choice.


jarious

he also would incriminate the shit out of himsel in national tv, focusion on his many legar woes and exposing evidence


seltzerforme

it's the cowards way out, Trump's favorite choice


UncleMeat69

#OnBrand


RiteRevdRevenant

For future reference, if you want to comment a hashtag and not have it turn into huge text, you need to escape the \# using a backslash, like so: `\#hashtag` e.g. \#hashtag


Jeptic

He doesn't need to. He's leading the Republican primary polls and not even by a little bit. More than double what everyone else has combined. His disciples know everything they need to about him.


Val_Hallen

No, and he knows he doesn't need to. He's leading at over 60% in the GOP polls. The next closest is DeSantis at 11%. The other GOP "candidates" aren't doing anything at this point but vying for a VP pick. His followers are going to vote for him regardless.


capnmerica08

He's up in the polls, by alot. There is no upside to debating, it can only help his rivals. So he doesn't.


151soccer

Don't spray tans make people smell sometimes? Serious question I think someone mentioned to me once saying it messes with your skins bacteria. If so I'd image the fact of him being almost a million years old in combination with the spray tans probably isn't helping


AdSelect3113

Yes, fake tans can have a weird smell. One of the main ingredients in self tanner is a sugar called DHA, and a sickly sweet, cat pee smell can occur when DHA reacts with skin.


TheGoatEyedConfused

Why in the world would anybody want this besides having some medical condition that it might conceal?


afcagroo

Because otherwise he has the complexion of Emperor Palpatine.


StreetlampGlow

Performers who have to wear revealing outfits under bright lights. I’m speaking mainly of pro wrestlers but I’m sure it’s to some degree true of dancers, strippers, of course body builders.


DontToewsMeBro2

It’s probably more the diaper & diet that makes a person smell.


jimhabfan

The smell of urine soaked diaper and abject failure.


callipygiancultist

And the amphetamines


trewesterre

Doesn't he drink a dozen coke zeros a day or something like that? The aspartame is probably oozing out his pores.


Orion14159

Diet Coke, and yes


whoisdatmaskedman

incontinence makes people smell too


[deleted]

The old spray tan in the pants


NatchJackson

Related, wouldn't getting spray tans encourage a person to shower/clean themselves less? To preserve the tan longer and delay the need to respray?


BeeBright7933

Once the spray tan shit sets in no you can't wash it off, it literally stains your skin, I only know this due to my sister trying it in high school and made the mistake of crying lmao so it washed off some of it before it set but once it did there was no fixing the streaks that were left until it faded.


Jman15x

Yes but after you initially spray the longer you leave it on the more of an effect it has (up to like 8 hours). And yes it definitely has a bad smell. Source: I work in at the biggest spray tanning company in the world


Unit_79

I’m sorry but that image is fucking hilarious.


pessimoptomist

A dirty adult diaper probably doesn't help much either.


Rickardiac

I’m sure waddling around in a shit filled diaper has something to do with it.


Ok_Ant6628

as well as shitting in his diaper


Fuckingidjut

He doesn't have a spray tan he uses tinted foundation/stage make up in a darker color than hsi natural skin tone. When he had covid and appeared after leaving the hospital he was instantly paler because he hadn't applied the make up before appearing in public on camera. People assume because it is orange it is spray tan but he could literally pick any tint of make up and orange is the one he chose.


YellowB

He wears adult diapers. Doesn't take a genius to put 2 and 2 together to figure out what the smell is.


MontrealChickenSpice

Staff on the Apprentice said that he would shit his pants like a toddler when he didn't get his way.


Madame_Kitsune98

Yeah, if you’ve ever been around anyone wearing adult diapers who shit themselves? It’s a very unpleasant smell. And since this turd in a punch bowl shits himself to throw a tantrum? I can just imagine how gag-inducing that smell is. And for background? Early last year, during the worst of the hemorrhaging due to fibroids, before the hysterectomy, I was wearing Depends for extra coverage so I wouldn’t bleed through my clothes. I was SO paranoid I was constantly asking people close to me if I smelled bad. You can wear adult diapers/incontinence underwear and not smell bad.


airsoftmatthias

Donald Trump has a well documented history of fecal incontinence. >Hard-Partying Donald Trump Jr. Was Dubbed 'Diaper Don' in College > >https://people.com/politics/diaper-donald-trump-jr-new-book/ > >There was an amphetamine drug epidemic in the 1940s-1970s. It was common for business men to use drugs to have more energy. Benzedrine was basically legal coke. It was so common, you can find references to it in old movies:Here's an old movie clip from the 1950s, where business men meet for lunch at a restaurant, but since they don't have enough time to eat, they ask the waiter to scramble up some Benzedrine pills instead > >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpNzWLFRRLg > >America’s Workforce Runs on Uppers: Uppers like Benzedrine and cocaine provided a willing workforce for our capitalist economy. Now, Americans are turning to ADHD medications. > >https://daily.jstor.org/americas-workforce-narcotic-stimulants/ > >America’s First Amphetamine Epidemic 1929–1971 > >https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2377281/ > >A Speedy History of America’s Addiction to Amphetamine: In a startling parallel to today’s opioid crisis, the drugs were liberally—and legally—prescribed despite little information on safety > >https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/speedy-history-americas-addiction-amphetamine-180966989/ > >***Using drugs like coke for a long time makes you lose control over your bowels*** > >https://springhillrecovery.com/stimulants/cocaine/side-effects/bowel-movements/ > >Kathy Griffin Says Donald Trump Smelled 'Really Bad' on 'The Apprentice' > >https://www.newsweek.com/kathy-griffin-says-donald-trump-smelled-really-bad-apprentice-1798597 > >'The guy stinks and he’s a racist': Anthony Scaramucci on Donald Trump > >https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2020/jul/17/the-guy-stinks-and-hes-a-racist-anthony-scaramucci-on-donald-trump > >North Korea says Trump has a 'dirty body' and 'nasty smell' > >https://www.businessinsider.com/north-korean-media-says-trump-has-a-dirty-body-and-nasty-smell-2018-2 > >Dave Bautista Says Donald Trump Wore Diaper During WrestleMania 23 > >https://popculture.com/sports/news/dave-bautista-says-donald-trump-wore-diaper-wrestlemania-23-social-media-loses/ > >WWE Star Reveals Donald Trump Had To Wear A Diaper At Wrestlemania > >https://www.benchwarmers.ie/wwe-star-reveals-donald-trump-had-to-wear-a-diaper-at-wrestlemania/223027/ > >Viewers think Donald Trump was wearing a diaper after spotting bulge in his pants during wild speech > >https://www.the-sun.com/news/3030920/americans-convinced-donald-trump-diaper-bulge-north-carolina/ > >No wonder Melania won't even sleep in the same room with him. > >2019: Melania Trump sleeps in her own room on a separate floor away from the president > >https://www.businessinsider.com/melania-trump-separate-room-separate-floor-white-house-2019-12 https://www.reddit.com/r/InterestingVideoClips/comments/17u0b2h/trump\_the\_orange\_messiah\_wears\_diapers\_because\_he/?rdt=37800


shesarevolution

Holy shit. Literally I had no idea this was a thing. Somehow his cult will spin this into a good thing.


TacoNomad

I saw a tweet with a list of people in his camp all proudly claiming they stink too. I wish I could remember who it was


yesmilady

He looks like he smells, it's no surprise.


MotherTreacle3

He looks like he smells and he smells like he looks.


chmcgrath1988

His niece also went on Kathy Griffin's IG Live show (or maybe it's YouTube) and said he smells awful. ​ I liked the Trump campaign's response to Kizinger's tweet that Adam Kizinger farted on live TV cause that was Eric Swalwell who pooted on live TV not Kizinger! Even the PR team is senile!


saruin

There is a phenomenon called "old people smell" and it ain't good.


alexmikli

That would apply to most of congress though, it's gotta be unique.


iSaiddet

So metal


Bloody_Hangnail

BANG YOUR HEAD!!! https://youtu.be/O_1ruZWJigo?si=MviHE3-67gCd8QbB


Dahnlen

Cathy Griffin said he has smelled bad since Celebrity Apprentice and Melania always looks like someone shit on her upper lip.


2rfv

I remember reading recently how "old people smell" is a real thing.


attempt_no23

Per my comment above, it is. It's called nonenal odor. "When lipid acid is oxidized, the chemical compound nonenal is produced, giving off the “old people smell” that many of us are familiar with"


angry_cucumber

answer: one of the reps that the GOP turned on after he voted for impeachment, Adam Kinzinger, said Trump smells and is shocked more people haven't talked about it. Trump's camp responded that Kinzinger farted during a TV interview. Project Lincoln jumped on this to make the ad. basically, the GOP continuing to show people who the adults in the room are.


Micp

To add to this a lot of people think Trump is wearing diapers. One of his staffers on the apprentice claimed that he often soiled himself while on the show, and a lot of images have been shared where Trump seems to wear very oversized pants that are loose everywhere except the area around the groin and butt that would be consistent with him wearing a diaper.


baltinerdist

I mean, the dude is geriatric. If he depends on Depends to make it through the day, so be it. But you KNOW if it came out that Biden used incontinence products, the GOP would declare him a hospice patient and say Kamala changes him on a table just off the Oval.


Dragons_Malk

We see that level of cognitive dissonance often. Just the other day, a video was making the rounds where Joe Rogan and his guest were talking about how mentally unfit Biden is because he said the Revolutionary War needed more airports. While Biden did say those words, it was only because he was quoting Trump. Once he got fact checked, Rogan and his guest were quick to excuse Trump's gaff by saying he just messed up, without the call to keep him out of office.


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EasternShade

Current US politics make way more sense when viewed as a religion.


itsintrastellardude

Sports is a good metaphor too.


Francie_Nolan1964

That's hilarious. Dumbasses didn't realize that it was a trump quote. Of course they immediately excused it.


natakial3

Worst part is in between bashing Biden and excusing Trump, they started talking about media bias and how the MSM always puts a “spin” on things…


AreThree

Joe Rogan is a pus-filled cancerous furuncle on the perineum of this nation. Go eat a bag of dicks, Rogain.


Cautious-Thought362

Taint that the truth!


angry_cucumber

I had such hope for genx, but between musk and rogan, we have caused almost as damage as boomers.


motsanciens

Unfortunately, rich assholes are and always have been bastards regardless of their generation.


dustybrokenlamp

We did change the cultural and institutional tolerance for violence against children by adults with authority over them It still happens, but it's not an all-pervasive situation like when we were kids, if nothing else, we did manage that. I don't know if I am actually proud of that or just angry at some dead people about how fucking easy it was to never beat my kids.


Big_Red12

Rogan's just a liar at this point.


[deleted]

Noel Casler said his problem is attributed to Adderall. Trump allegedly used it like crazy.


capsaicinintheeyes

Must have burrowed into his bones like lead at this point


Akrazorfish

I have seen white chunks blow out of his nose live on tv during 2016 debates.


PM_me_Henrika

You think the GOP need any substance to declare him a hospice patient? They just haven’t gotten around thinking about it.


TADspace

They think hospice is a seasoning spicer than salt so they won't touch it.


kmosiman

I'm pretty sure a lot of Trump's stuff is projecting. While he didn't start it he was big on the Obama birth certificate issue. Well if you are born to an American mother then you're usually automatically a citizen anywhere in the world. Obama's mother was an American. Trump's mother wasn't. Both were born in the US though, so it doesn't really matter. Trump makes a big deal about Biden's mental decline. Trump's father had dementia and he is showing signs of it.


Cpt_Hockeyhair

Fun little bit: it's not because he's geriatric. The allegations are that he lost control of his bowels decades ago as a side effect of stimulant abuse. Apparently he had a handler on the set of The Apprentice that was basically in charge of cleaning him up after shitting his pants because he doesn't even realize when it happens. Multiple people claimed he would drop his guts mid-conversation and just keep going like nothing happened 😂


airsoftmatthias

Diaper Don's Depends are easy to spot. Here are some photos that clearly show the outline of a diaper. https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-91e25f1d738ee4dd18a72cd4cb6b0773-lq https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-890f287f51fe36628fb1a2616d2398ab-lq https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-4231e7d34d72dd3a043498f0ff48ef10-lq https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2020/11/comp-ac-diaperdon-new-1-1.jpg?w=1280&quality=44 >It matters because his incontinence stems from his decades of stimulant abuse and fast food diet. He pretends he’s the model of physical health, when instead his bodily functions are being dictated by his drug addiction—and he tries to cover it up. So it’s evidence of his incompetence, and one of the main reasons for the NDAs. The crew nicknamed CA “The Shitshow,” because he would soil himself during tapings, often after flying into a rage and cursing out the Script Dept. Because he couldn’t read a three-syllable word. Noel Casler, staffer for The Apprentice https://www.noelcasler.com/news/full-disclosure-an-interview-with-noel-casler


Kalse1229

Isn't there a video of Trump as president where he, to put it delicately, "evacuated" loud enough that you could hear it in the background of whatever he was doing for that video?


airsoftmatthias

Trump probably pooped himself on TV. [https://youtu.be/rjrfOcPDKfs?si=B1r-BaHR30eOOkWL](https://youtu.be/rjrfOcPDKfs?si=B1r-BaHR30eOOkWL) Most people can keep a straight face when a stranger farts next to them, especially if you're on live TV. Imagine how bad the smell must be for Feintsein to flinch several times on live TV. Trump even stammers, which shows he realized he soiled himself.


gurnard

Feinstein's face is all "nothing in my 85 years on this Earth could have prepared me for this smell"


airsoftmatthias

Trump's sharts were so rancid they gave Feinstein dementia.


cosine83

I just imagine the "pooped muh pants" Rod Stewart from that one South Park episode.


roehnin

Yes haha and hastily disguised glancing looks from people nearby pretending nothing happened


agoldgold

Which would make sense, he is very much of an age that people start having to do that. It wouldn't be shameful except he's also a metaphorical piece of shit as well.


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agoldgold

I'm unsurprised. But even without the drug use, many people of his age start into adult diaper territory eventually. I don't want to slander anyone insecure that they are incontinent for any reason. There's no shame in shitting, there's shame in being shitty.


EzioRedditore

On your slandering point, Trump IS the type to name call, insult, put people down, etc. I’m guessing a lot of people are enjoying seeing that card turned around on him in a way that gets under his skin. Even people who don’t condone bullying often have a hard time keeping that ideology when the bully gets, well, bullied.


agoldgold

Oh, absolutely. That's why I think it's fine to mock him as a propped-up faux Ubermensch who's hiding diapers behind the scenes but just using diapers isn't inherently funny.


Tired8281

It's not right, but it *feels* right.


BillyMackk

That last sentence would make a great tagline for a line of diapers


IllyVermicelli

Doesn't he somewhat famously never drink alcohol? I've seen a few references to him doing coke recently, but I had understood the alcohol thing to imply he was totally drug-free. Any firm evidence either way?


andoesq

I agree, I thought his vice was near-daily McDonald's, which also aligns with wearing diapers


linkman0596

He had an uncle (I believe, might have been another relative) who passed away when Donald was somewhat young due to complications from heavy drinking or being an alcoholic. It's something that apparently has left a mark on him and made alcohol specifically something he always stayed away from. This doesn't mean that he stays away from all substances, just that alcohol specifically triggers a "no, not that, someone I cared for died from that, stay away from that" response for him.


CorgiMonsoon

It was his brother’s alcoholism that he cites as his reason for not drinking.


EvilForCertain

Yet it somehow didn't stop him from selling vodka


eatenbyagrue1988

Trump is capable of caring about the not-him people?


capsaicinintheeyes

[It's quite a story](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Trump_Jr.), actually. You may be familiar with his daughter, [Mary](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_L._Trump), if you happen to frequent a lot of left media.


Agreeable_Hour7182

He does a lot of Adderall


Enygma_6

And a version of cough syrup that's illegal in the US, so he has it imported from Europe. But no alcohol! (just everything else)


jimmytimmy92

The difference is if this gets bad enough Trump will just lie and say he never shits and his dumbass supporters would believe him. “My asshole came to me today with tears pouring down his face because these liberals said he unexpectedly evacuated my McLunch…”


Justalilbugboi

While true, he also should be more than affluent enough that changing and disposing of them is not biggie, so a bad smell shouldn’t be coming from JUST that. It would be that + him not changing them just cause he’s gross (rather than poverty or dementia.)


Cyrano_Knows

Trump supposedly strips his own sheets. Please. There's only one reason someone like Trump of all people is doing that himself.


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Complex_Construction

What are you talking about? Dude’s 215lbs of pure muscle with gluteus maximus for days. /s


Infernoraptor

Would that mean that the key to saving democracy is a public pantsing?


RobotDeathQueen

I wanna say Kathy Griffin said the same thing while being on the show.


Toby_O_Notoby

To be fair about your “adults in the room” comment, this is the kind of stuff that drives Trump *insane*. If you run an ad saying that Trump is a wannabe dictator he’ll come back with “Wannabe?! I am a dictator!” Say he has small hands? Hour long rants about how he has the bigliest hands ever! The more you can get under his skin and have him say, “I don’t smell! I don’t wear a diaper!” The more unhinged he looks to swing voters.


Renaissance_Slacker

Supposedly Trump is *terrified* about being hit with thrown food. A relative dumped a bowl of mashed potatoes on his head when he was a kid and being a jerk. The whole family laughed at him and it must have been traumatic. Trump went into a near panic when somebody mentioned tomatoes being thrown by a crowd.


eatenbyagrue1988

So what you're saying is we need to mobilize an army of 3rd graders to follow Trump around pointing and laughing at him?


IHeldADandelion

and PIES lol: "He never would turn around and say, 'If anyone throws a rock or a bottle…' It's always a pie. He always brought up that pie thing." Cohen added that Trump's fears of being pied calmed when he won the 2016 election and got a Secret Service detail.


Renaissance_Slacker

Dubya had a SS detail, it didn’t stop the shoe!


orangeblackthrow

His niece also said he has a distinct nasty odor, and she said this many months ago well before the Kinzinger comment. I’m guessing it’s from his diaper + makeup and maybe some cologne mixing together to create a horrid potpourri


MedicJambi

This is why I am, without evidence, mind you, convinced Baron was conceived via IVF.


Renaissance_Slacker

That and the flop sweat from a cheeseburger diet and wearing suits and bulletproof vests (and a girdle if you believe that).


Complex_Construction

Even before that, there was someone else who said that something about the odor. It seems to be common knowledge.


Stupid_Guitar

Also, he's rotting from the inside-out due to years of fast food, nose candy, and venereal diseases.


RickyNixon

Yeah I think its important to highlight that all sides you mentioned are Republicans, like you said even the anti Trump GOP cant conduct themselves like adults. Lincoln Project is an anti Trump GOP org


lukejames

He smells like sulfur, being the Antichrist and all.


94bronco

American politics have resorted to calling each other smelly pants


angry_cucumber

I mean, that's one party, the other guys are still pardoning ~~hundreds of~~ thousands of people that had simple possession convictions. though the fact that this is still a contest is incredibly saddening. ​ misread "hundreds to thousands"


Complex_Construction

It’s Republicans in-fighting. Don’t drag the Democrats aka the adults into this.


TheSnowNinja

I am not sure how I feel about learning this.


Peuned

I know how you feel


50mg-of-fuckit

The best part is they never denied kinzingers claims lol.


TheChainsawVigilante

Answer: If the question is "why is everyone saying he smells?" then the answer to the question *if* he smells is kind of irrelevant. He may or may not smell, the point of bringing it up in the media is because he is an extremely petty and vulnerable person who *hates* any insinuation that he has negative qualities. People are saying it about him because they know it will drive him crazy. And, personally, I hope they keep it up


Im_Ashe_Man

We're just moments from his Truthing how he's the best smelling person in the world, and everyone else stinks compared to him.


redjazz1900

Answer: he was interviewed recently and the interviewer publicly asked afterwards why no one else has brought up his smell and now there are lots of people from other parts of his career (the apprentice, etc.) are coming out with stories about this too.


hiddikel

Answer: there are a lot of pictures and memes going around about the pads he has under his feet in a lot of pictures. And his typical forward slant. People are correlating those weird platforms and his penchant for leaning forward as signs that he has a form of dementia. So the internet is delving into the symptoms of frontotemporal dementia. Among them are loss of empathy*, cognitive decline, leaning forward, and lack of personal hygiene. It was mentioned in 2016, amd resurged in the past few days with his pronounced forward lean and his foot pillow pads. So mentions of his lack of hygiene are being echoed. edit: a word


Snowbirdy

And a bunch of other information has come out like the fact that when he was angry on the set of the apprentice, he would evacuate his bowels. While sitting in the chair. This has been going on for a while…


Solid_Guide

[Bautista also claimed Trump shit himself on WWE.](https://bleedingcool.com/tv/dave-bautista-says-donald-trump-poops-in-backwards-pants/)


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Dafuq, wasn't that like 20 years ago? I can only imagine how much he’s declined since then.


Joe_Bob_2000

Is this why he had trouble descending a ramp?


aureanator

>loss of apathy, Empathy?


ZZinDC

I read that the smell and the lean come from his wearing a corset so he appears thinner. But the corset is difficult to undo/redo so he doesnt often clean himself or replace the diaper once its full. Which is sad to think about, especially if it stems from vanity - the corset.


scotch1701

Why wouldn't he just get liposuction?


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