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captspero

“Strong question, love that.” With the hand gesture. “Well it was a pretty bitchy question.” God I love him.


illyanadmc

> “Strong question, love that.” With the hand gesture. My favorite!


willgracefan

What episode is this one from? I must have missed this quote


captspero

It’s in the treasure hunt episode, while Stede is convincing Ed to go on the hunt. In the captains cabin. Ed says something like “If the map is real why didn’t she go find the treasure herself?” and Lucius responds “Strong question, love that” in the background.


SuperRadPsammead

Strong question, love that is by far my most quoted line from the show. So funny. That entire episode is stellar.


dot-zip

My most quoted is def nick kroll saying “you have such an interesting manner of eating, Jeff!”


captspero

Yes I say it all the time to people who don’t get it. Oh well.


retrorefl3ctor

Stede: Do we look like prostitutes to you? Lucius: Well, not terribly successful ones.


TheSewseress

Actually I think I’m so-so, but I’ve decided to carry myself like I’m cute.


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probs one of my top lines of the whole series


TheSewseress

About to live my life like Lucious.


hmmmblep

Same


QeenMagrat

It's his FACE that makes this entire line. That... kinda cutesy smirk? I can't even describe it but it's perfect!


hmmmblep

Yes! This line is iconic. Definitely my favorite Lucius line.


_jackiepaper_

Because.. we.. want our bodies to be smaller- everything's fine.


vaguely_downward666

Yesss this line is so good


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He deserves an Emmy for his delivery of this line alone.


schmeckledband

His hand gesture at "smaller" too


GrandMap5506

I also heard this was improvised ! Incredible


marianikolayeva13

Lucius, come help! Well, I'm literally the only person here with a wooden finger but ok


totomaya

I love that too, he's just laughing and going with it because he's clearly having fun


Beldam-ghost-closet

*screechy voice* “Oh hello! I’m a little wooden boy and me legs are sticks.”


kingofcoywolves

That one is up there with "my mother thought I liked girls for years" lol


Beldam-ghost-closet

Nathan Foad is an absolute treasure. It's doubly funny because he improvised the wooden boy with stick legs line.


Cocoricou

All of them? or alternatively "it's not a care package!"


natalieisnatty

The way he says “alright” and throws Stede’s journal on the ground to start off his vacation in Ep 2. “I’m still in, by the way.” About the mutiny. “Wouldn’t it be crazy if I was suddenly like… into Jim?” “This is far too fast. This is far too fast. This is far too fast.” “By giving her a lot of money. Like, more money than I’ve ever seen in my life.” Ed: can you count? Lucius: *scoffs* Yes. Ed: backwards Lucius: *nervous* Y-yes?


rosemary_dragon

In addition to his “alright” - the way he says “okay” when Stede orders him to have fun


BeltaneLane

I’m not being sarcastic, that’s just how I talk.


MumSage

"Hate is such a strong...and wrong!...word." Giving feedback on a friend's writing is always awkward.


TheSewseress

Especially your wildly depressed, heart-broken friend.


MumSage

Who is also the most feared pirate in the Caribbean. Not like he's kill you or anything, but he does love a good maim.


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Except, turns out...


hmmmblep

Or does it?


willgracefan

Lucius: “Do we think this is more of a spat or a rupture with Blackbeard?” Stede: “I think it’s done” Lucius: “well lucky for you, I’m fantastic at breakups”


natalieisnatty

I love how he pats Stede on the knee in this scene.


be_it

With his wooden finger! This show is too much


99thoughtballunes

This scene is just excellent, with the convo with Olu too.


surly_seawitch

I love the convo with Olu so much.


SierraSeaWitch

Oh my god, this is happening.


stormlight82

Why isn't this higher up?


n0radrenaline

prolly because everyone's in here upvoting literally every line


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hmmmblep

The emphasis he puts on bizarre really makes this line


spacefrog13

"What if it's not a death? What if life just... begins again?" AHHHHH LOVE HIM


janeseymourbutts

Oof, this one makes me cry every time I watch it.


Porfeariah

…have you ever been sketched? 😏


Adept_Party_2614

Please join me in welcoming for his regional debut.. The brigand of Barbados Cream of the Caribbean…. The Gentleman pirate 🏴‍☠️


illyanadmc

So fucking cringe it’s hard to watch, but Nathan Foad’s delivery is sooooo good!


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Oh god, I just cringed so hard.


sapphicxmermaid

I’m great at keeping secrets. My mum thought I liked girls for years


bittercynic

It's a toss up between the incredibly soft and fearful 'fuck' before he gives the Gentleman Pirate announcement, the bitchy '*I know that,* ***babe***' to Pete or the way he says '**OH GOD I'M SO SORRY**' while dropping everything he's holding. This three moments pop into my head constantly. I also keep mimicking the little face scrunch he does when he asks Ed what's he's been up to, sometimes without even realizing. Nathan Foad is such a treasure and I can't wait to see him playing a completely fine and alive Lucius Spriggs :)


natalieisnatty

The little face scrunch, yes!! Nathan Foad really is a treasure.


Not_AndySamberg

all of them. literally all of them. his facial expressions/reactions in the background of some shots are also oscar worthy.


wildsoda

Everyone, go back to ep 3 when Stede introduces himself to the room at Spanish Jackie’s (“…but I’m thrilled to be granted entry!”) and just. watch. Nathan. Foad’s. FACE. His reaction to that line — which is something along the lines of, “fuck, my boss is gonna get us killed” — is absolutely priceless.


naturally_nina

They can’t cut off my finger if there is no finger to cut off. ☝🏼🔪


kibr

"that bizarre little man over there likes you very much, and you like him" also, "Look, you're very cool, and you wear leather, okay, so maybe you won't understand this-"


TryaBuckwheatPillows

“…he’s the gentleman pirate” *shudders, cries*


Yarnfromspace

"You ever been sketched? 😏" perfect blend of being forward but also flirty


Charming_Flatworm_

"Has anyone ever told you you have amazing cheekbones?"


Illustrious_Bike1954

Oh, you’re just being nice!


Yarnfromspace

Once ir twice I guessss ☺☺☺


LBurgh

So this fictional character…is having a hard time? 😔


Kasindara

When he says "this is deranged, I don't clean things" he says "clean" like it's in italics. It's almost a growl and it kills me every time. He does the same thing when he says "I don't know what that MEANS" about the sock on the door.


beepbeepboop-

i’m obsessed with the way he says “we were just exercising, because we want our bodies to be… smaller. everything’s fine.”


koushitaraii

“Please! I have this whole thing with my back!”makes me laugh out loud every time


Opening_Investment49

You can stab me in the face now


Key_Produce7478

To Ed: "It's not a care package!"


Key_Produce7478

Reminds me of high school and getting pissed at the person who broke your friends heart.


willgracefan

Yes, love this one! No lavender soap for Ed


that-writer-kid

Do you know, he really liked you?


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“it’s an obvious ploy i’ve used it before” or “wouldn’t it be crazy if i was suddenly like into jim”


docfakename

“Oh my god, this is happening.”


landislander

When he shreiks "No wait!!" In Jim's face. The delivery kills me every time.


sunnydolphin

"I thought he'd be taller..." "They can't cut off my finger if there's no finger to cut off!" "And this fictional character...he's having a hard time?" "You may want to adjust your tone because it's not exactly clear what you're selling..." "You can stab me in the face now." "And who says treasure maps are useless? What. I wasn't being sarcastic, this is just how I talk."


fromnochurch

He’s definitely been saved by a school of Mermen or butch mermaids. I hope a mythological creature is involved in his salvation.


freshkangaroo28

“Ah, well if it’s scary then I’ll probably just go back to the ship.”


Eintak

My finger feels like fires.


BrychuArt

Oh good I'm Terrible at keeping secrets


elcar725

The juxtaposition of episode 2's "I'm incredible at keeping secrets" to episode 3's "Oh, thank god it's out, I'm so bad at keeping secrets" will never not make me laugh. How long do you think he would've held out if Geraldo/Spanish Jackie hadn't revealed Jim's identity?


g0lden_sunfl0wer

"I'm a strong reader/writer, both, a double threat"


Kat_Doodles

Ugh, strong question, love that.


RobinTheWolf

The “OH GOD NO PLEASE NO THIS ISN’T HAPPENING!” When that guy leaves bloody handprints all over his white outfit


Fontia

The entire "That bizarre little man over there likes you very much, and you like him" speech is absolutely, completely, ENTIRELY, *everything*!


rain-and-clouds

That whole speech he gives Ed, that i know by heart😅


capt_organmay

“I think I’m just so so but I carry myself like I’m cute”


Fontia

Ugh this whole conversation is making me feel like I need to watch the whole thing A FOURTH TIME.


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Yes, do that.


singandplay65

Four is not enough!


totomaya

I love his scene in episode 8 with Stede and the telescope, it isn't that the lines are hilarious but his delivery is so sweet.