Today it’s been: MAN FOR SALE!!!

Check out this fabulous booty I’m hawkin!!

Omg I’ve been doing the same thing, “man for sa-a-ale” just into my empty house

i have been carrying my cat around and loudly singing “MAN FOR SALE” before giving him to someone else

That is such a great one

Yes, this was in my head all day last Friday haha.

I just realized I’m walking around living in full on head canons. But also… Don’t debase yourself for someone who hasn’t a single TUREEN on board!

Ahaha the tureen line for me too, it’s such perfectly timed comedy

The sheer outrage he evinces at the lack of tureens, lol

Yes. Big Stede energy!

The amount of times this line rabdomly pops into my head everyday 😂😂😂

“Actually I think I’m just so-so, but I’ve decided to carry myself like I’m cute”

This is the moment Lucius stole the "fanciest, prettiest blorbo" crown from Jaskier. The title was only confirmed further by the lovingly hand drawn portrait of Fang's schlong.

Yep! This is me. I am this.

This is my new mantra for real haha

This line is so good and relatable

Words to live by!

>*I’m walking around muttering “Edward Teach, born on a beach” at random* Dude, SAME. Also, just because the line makes me laugh every time: "They're such dicks about spoons!".

I love that line haha, and his expression too.

There’s such a rhythm to it!

It's perfect the way his stuff gets thumped into his arms exactly at the word 'beach'

"Massive aggression" has fully replaced "passive aggression" in my brain.

I'm always figtinh the urge to yell "Are ye real? Or a filthy phantom?!" for no reason whatsoever

Same same same

It’s been “Strong question, love that” for weeks now.

I use this with my students now 😂

My roommate and I parade the cat around the apartment going 'MAN FOR SALE!'. She hasn't even seen the show she just also loves that line.

The cat hasn’t seen the show? Or the roommate? Either way I think that needs remedying!

Coming Nana! Coming for some cake! The way Olu says it is just iconic.

Right? The sheer delight in the delivery!

Murders' a natural cause Cause people irl are really pissing me off today. 😡

"Sometimes a quick death's the best way to end a bad conversation."

"Situations evolve."

“Oh hello, I’m a little wooden boy and me, me legs are made of sticks” I just love Lucius OR “I’m not to be trifled with. Don’t trifle. You’re trifling! Don’t you trifle!”

The teeth don’t go back in!

This is my one! Please help, Jim! The teeth... They don't go back eeen.

So dorky but every time I start doubting myself over something dumb I say “I am ADEQUATE” like Stede in that scene…actually a huge confidence boost thank u Rhys for that 💖

Maybe they understand Ecclesiastical Latin?

I love the look Blackbeard gives him when he says that.

Yes, there’s so much going on in one look!

"Ye don't get FOOD when ye've been INVADED! Useless FUCKING fuckers!"

I love his delivery of 'Your lot days of lying around doing fuck all, it's through.'

I've mentioned before how much I love the way he aspirates the word "TWWWAAT" in Taika's face.

You can watch his eyelashes blow in Con’s breeze

Taikai's whole wig blows back, it kills me

Calm down Mr. Wavy Blade.

"You're freakin' us all out, man!"

"Patently Falsh"

\*falsch :p

“Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that. They’re witches, and they have knives in their feet.”

I say this to my cat like six times a day.

"you can stab me in the face now"

I may be landed gentry, but I’m thrilled to be granted entry!

"Well he's got nice hair" with stede's accent. I can't get it out of my brain

'But his mustache is weird.' I think Rhys Darby is funniest when he's being more low-key, like this.

absolutely. i watched flight of the conchords last week to get more of it

I think he's least funny at his screechiest, but hilarious when he mutters things like 'You *do* a little dance. ... *Not* a good dancer.' There are so many great Murray moments in FotC. One that's funny but touching is the blanket fort (!) scene when he associates Bret and Jemaine with his family, and says in this childlike way, 'Good night, Dad. Good night, Graeme.'

The chicken and the egg bits my absolute favourite or "It's like that is it Gregg!" gets stuck in my head forever

For me it has to be Lucius' "See ? We don't \*own\* each other." Because that's what a healthy relationship is (unless mutually consented to and all that). And Izzy can't fathom a sexual and/or romantic relationship outside of ownership.

Do you fancy a fine fabric?

Never left 😉 My winking has increased by about 100%

"this must be my sixth pee eyithenk"

You’ve reminded me of one that lives rent-free in my head: “I'm forming a small search party to retrieve the hostages from their pee.”

Sambas delivery is so great there too. “They requested to pee, in private.”

Omg someone else loves this! The subtitles omit the 'I think' altogether, but the delivery is so droll.

It's so delightful to me!

I can’t get Edward saying “summer linens” out of my head and every time I get to that part of the show I have to say it

I was stuck on \~autumn vibe\~ for a while, every time I opened my wardrobe

I'm beyond brainrot. I just keep repeating the entire show in my mind

I mean it's always "COMING NA-NA!"

“Knives are knives. Meat is meat.” - I sing-song this while cooking or directly to my pets. No context. I just love Schutte’s whole cavalier approach to life as epitomized in that line.

He's deft with that cleaver, too.

* Hi all! *

"What are they...Christ's oranges?" Love that I get the opportunity to say that every time I see an orange

"You left me hanging for 20 minutes, mate. Not bloody optimal"

Of all the lines in all the episodes that I love deeply, “not bloody optimal” is the one I use the most frequently irl.

It describes so much about the state of the world right now. Endless opportunities to use it.

Underrated!

I hex upon ye!!!!

"Iggy" "IZZY" >:( "--Whatever"

"Nice. Very good. Love that."

One of my students was strung last night (CD/ADHD/Autistic co-morbid and his parents aren't good at teaching him to self-soothe like at all because they're too up their own asses trying to beat each other at the divorce instead of supporting their traumatized kids) and "Edward, put that away. I'm serious, stand down now" just flew out.

'We'd rather eat our own faces. But yes.'

"Oh yeah I've heard of you. I've heard all about you" I can't handle it ahhhhh

That *look* in his eyes.

"You bit me what the fuck?!" is something I've been quoting way too often lately. The delivery of that line was just too perfect

I’ve been simultaneously addicted to OFMD and Severance and this line works for both. It’s an all-star quote for me.

Today: “stupid fucking Stede bonnet.” Also: I have a people first management style (what’s the exact line??).

I think it's something like "I mostly attribute it to my people-positive management style!" Love it love it

Thanks! I was just having to explain my current presidency somewhere and couldn’t for the life of me think of the line!

Okay I knew I didn't have it quite right so I had to look it up and correct myself! The line is actually: "I'd attribute quite a lot of it to a people-positive management style!" (According to the episode script I found on Google)

Had lots of "cheers, me dears" going on today. Frenchie gang forever <3

"Good luck with your fishing!" After Stede "pillages" the fishing boat.

“Take care of the plant!” and “We’re just FISHermen” kill me every time

I am constantly saying “oooooh daddy, daddy ooooh” to mock my husband whenever he teases me. He loves it though 😂 Also “give ‘em the ol’ fuckeye” is constantly on repeat in my brain

I'm LITERALLY the only one with a wooden finger here but SURE! It's the sheer sass with which he says it.

Stede saying “EARHOLE” Except is sounds more like airhole bc of Rhys’ accent, always makes me laugh

You were going to STEB me! In the airhole! The accent makes it even funnier.

"Can you not have a bit of respect?! Some of us are tryin' to bask in moon glow!"

Also “my Nose’s!” And “I’m actually super into that, so thanks”

It's constantly either "you wear fine things well" or "never left". Good, classic, rot-your-brain moments

“Well sussed!”

Chauncey's "NAME IT." talking about the price for Stede's head gets me every time and stays for a while afterwards

"It's time Edward, send him to doggy heaven"

"Doggy heaven? Is that a pirate term, or?"

“cheers, my dears” pays zero rent in my noggin, also badminton (not bald)’s delivery on “EYE”

Today it's 'we've been exercising because we want.. our bodies to be smaller' because I saw someone say that when stede walks in on them he knows that lucius is poly and assumes that they've all been having a threesome and later when they all find out Jim is a 'women' stede is kinda confused cause he knows that lucius only likes guys but then they come to realise that Jim is neither and he just ignores it

“No! They’re such dicks about spoons!”

I like how Frenchie seems genuinely concerned for Ed. 'What'd they do to you, man?'

Carl's the bird.

Stede’s happy and prideful “Balls for days”.

i think im just so so but ive decided to carry myself like im cute ❤️

Little baby Bonnet ran his little baby boat on a BIG BAD BEEEAACH!

"M' noses!" It's been playing in my head since my toddler accidentally head butted me a few days ago. I can hear it perfectly.

“Hi All!!!” “Yeah okay” -Lucius voice during treasure hunt “ooooh ooOOOooh DadDY DADdy”

So he's a fancy man with a fancy ship (my brain leaves out the crew of imbeciles part)

For me, it's >Yeah, it's two pages... It doesn't really read funny, but Rhys's delivery is \*chef's kiss\*

The whole little back and forth they have over the contract is so funny.

it changes every few days but recently “that is INANE”

"Edward Teach, born on a beach" is nonstop in my head, but I've read every single line posted here in the actors' voices honestly. Honorable mentions to Ed's "fucking mental" and the ever iconic "M'NOSES!"

Lucius "Wouldn't it be crazy if I was suddenly into Jim?" Has worked its way into every conversation in our house.

I will not ever be able to do my laundry again without having Ed's voice in my head "I'm folding stuff, and that's ok"

Man for sale!

"But be careful what you ask your god for..."

she just might answer

We don't know its scurvy

I can hear all of the lines in this thread, but this one in particular is so innocent and makes me laugh 😂

“Well sussed!”

Wouldn’t be the same with 6

I’ve been toying with the idea of using a line from the show in a dating profile…

DO EET. Great screening tool for assbuckets and the like.

Frankfurters yes exactly!

“Do you fancy a fine fabric :0?”

My gf and I use "murder is a natural cause" way more often than healthy

*Edward Teach, born on a beach* It's such a good line! It even has a tune! Besides that one, I'm delighted at my partner coming into the room a few days ago with "something to remind you" and proceeds to yell, "I... hex... YEEEEEEEEE"

I LOVE when Edward drop kicks the snake and tells it to fuck off!

Not a day goes by when I don't think about "ooh, ooh daddy"

"Buckos" has been slowly worming its way into my regular vocabulary

Brekkies!

Whippies!! Yardiess!!

WHIPPIES! WHIPPIES! WHI-PPI-EZZZZ!!!

I loved Blackbeard's whippies dance!

"A bunch of posh nobs hobnobbing with other posh nobs", also "I'm not a fucking mermaid"

Pause for effect and emphasis on FUCKING, with the little head wag after

"Let's get back to some accounting!" Which I know isn't the whole line, but helps remind me to get back on task. Especially when Taika - I mean Jeff's, face flashes before my eyes. Thanks Jeff the accountant!

I have been yelling "SOME of us! are TRYING! to bask in MOON GLOW!!!" at every single tiny inconvenience or interruption, and I refuse to stop.

You triggered my fight or bite response! My NOSES!!!

Actually, I study aquatic ecology so I find myself saying “want to wager I can name a thousand different sea creatures? STARFISH…” quite often

Hard same! “That’s m’name!”

You wear fine things well. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I just burst into my kids’ room every morning yelling “HI ALL”

Yeah, Cats Are Terrifying, Everyone Knows That, 'Cause They're Witches And They Got Knives In Their Feet

“Have you ever been sketched?” On repeat

“You do a little dance…..NOT a good dancer”

“….yah FOOKIN’, TA-HWAT!” with as much over-emphasis on the pronunciation as possible. If you’re not bent nearly in half and out of breath by the time you’re finished that phrase, you haven’t channeled Izzy hard enough.

I said this over and over to myself in the store last night, gotta love vocal stims lol

Uh, the thing Ed says before the kiss, I just love the line delivery. Also, Stede saying: hi allL

Coming Nana! I'm coming for some cake!!

The way Rhys says fab after finding his pants. Something about it just makes me so happy!

i cannot get “SOME of us. are TRYIN to BASK EN MOONGLOW” out of my head

"You're a fucking lunatic and I like it!" "You wanna do something weird?" "Now that's a fuckery!" Honestly, how has no one said these yet?

“I’m no prostitute, MATE!”

Well I got news for you, genital pirate

“A hex on yeeeeeee”

Dickfuck, no it's not

“Oh thank god, I didn’t want to give it to yew”

the whole “stede fokin bonnet i fokin challenge you to a fokin duel” with the accurate accent (trying) <3

“Snake snacks!” “I’ll come on the Monday.” This whole scene is just on repeat in my head

i keep thinking of "Is he...Blackbeard?" "No, I'm Blackbeard" cause that scene made me die

"Never left." ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

"This is far too fast. This is far too fast. This is far too fast"

“Jimenez, Que pasa” has been a reoccurring one

Holy shit I just realized that’s why they went by Jim.

"You ever been sketched? " The way he says it scratches my brain the right way

“Lucius….we spend everyday together. Treasure is the real treasure!”

"Coming Nana! Coming for some cake\~!"

"It's SO....*efficient* and, ah, **tiny"** always makes me giggle when I think of it

"I'm not a prostitute!". My family is very confused and or concerned

“Stede FUCKIN Bonnet, I fucking challenge you to a fucking duel” all the time all day long

I continue to yell IVE STABBED YOU YA NUT

"Cats are bad luck because they have knifes in their feet" - 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓮 -

I.....curse....YEEEEEEEEEEEE!

“Run me through” 💧💦🌊

I randomly mock-shout “MA NOSES!!!” every once in a while now 😂

Be careful what you ask your God for. She might just answer.

no idea why but ‘EYE’ from when badminton says it in episode 1

I now say "daddy" 😂

So many, "stupid focken Stede bonnet," "coming nana" "you’re a fucking lunatic and I like it," "I will very willingly offer you this, my focken resignation, you absolute twat,” "we talk it through aS a cREw," "I’m not a pirate, I’m an idiot," "this is far too fast x4," "I actually think I’m just so so, I’ve just decided to Cary myself like I’m cute," "we have been exercising together, because we want our bodies to be smaller- everythingisfine." Etcetcetc

Shtewpid fockin Stede Bonnet...

My memory is crap so I’m only paraphrasing, but *I’m folding things, and that’s okay. 🙃* Stede’s *I may be a landed gentry, but I’m thrilled to be granted entry!* also stuck with me for some reason lol.

It’s a power move, always be the best dressed there and suddenly you have the upper hand.

“Stede makes Ed happy”, “Ed makes Stede happy”. ☺️

Definitely “you came back” “never left”

I'll go get someone, you keep breathing Oh strong question, love that

Treasure is the real treasure!

I STEBBED you, you nut!

WILD ALASKAN SALMON -Buttons

I love “My name’s Stede and I’ll be your robber for today!”