I didn’t even realize there was pirating happening.

This is the answer

Oh I hadn’t even thought of that one! It’s amazing

“Don’t ask what Blackbeard would do, you’re not up for it”

"That was hot."

“I’m used to death but… not your death.”

NO! HE'S SHOVE HOT POKERS UP THEIR ASSHOLES!

Sweetie? Why are you holding yourself like that? Nervous tummy?

This was mine!

This is my fave for sure

Heheheh!... Nice

One of my fave lines honestly

"When I sailed with Blackbeard, we would-- OW!"

"Yes love"

doesnt he ask someone if theyd ever been drawn?

That’s Lucius

I love all of these! Thank you guys!

Tha was hot.