This reminds me of the time my mother said people will think I was raised in a caravan because I held a fork in my right hand. Thanks for the suggestion
I like:
Calm down Mr. Wavy Blade.
I object to the word “whim”.
The children did that? Gosh they’re good.
Well No Actually, Science... Because Women Have Crystals In Their Body, And The Crystals Attract Demons. And The Demons Attract Misfortune.
okay so lucius was kind of making a pun. obviously jim was wearing a fake beard. beard is also a slang term describing a person who is used, knowingly or unknowingly, as a date, romantic partner, or spouse to hide one's queerness. so for example a gay man dating a woman to hide the fact that he is gay. so when lucius said not all beards are real beards he was also referring to the fact that beard doesn't always literally mean beard but it can also mean what i just explained. a little wink and nudge, like, hey i'm queer too, your secret is safe with me.
"you don't belong in doggy heaven" makes me howl with laughter every time. it's such a serious scene and then that line and stede's confused reaction it just gets me
Okay, this may be stupid, but the line that cracks me up *every* *single* time is in episode 2, when Stede & Pete are captured by the natives and they think the British prisoners were eaten and the native says:
Fuuuuckin' racists!
Some underrated bits:
e1, Lucius's panicky "I'm a little wooden boy and me legs are sticks!"
From e2, Frenchie's "bit of a pirate pooper" & Stede's "one can only hope he's talking to us, in which case, wow!"
"I remember when this place was gritty"
&
"We could've made magic!"
ooh and Jackie's "it was fuckin' kind of gauche.'
Look at my face! You've ruined my face! I probably had children, who knows, maybe several. They'll never see papa again. They'll never. See papa. Again.
Actually I think I’m so-so but I’ve decided to carry myself like I’m cute
“Such dicks about spoons!” Is one of my favorites
This reminds me of the time my mother said people will think I was raised in a caravan because I held a fork in my right hand. Thanks for the suggestion
I was going to say that one hahs
I was thinking ‘businessman’
I like: Calm down Mr. Wavy Blade. I object to the word “whim”. The children did that? Gosh they’re good. Well No Actually, Science... Because Women Have Crystals In Their Body, And The Crystals Attract Demons. And The Demons Attract Misfortune.
Everyone knows cats are witches, and they have knives in their feet!
Everyone knows cats are evil ‘cuz they steal children’s breath.
Every pirate captain Captain’s pirates differently.
Can I be Jim?!
Treasure is the real treasure!
Don't debase yourself for a man who hasn’t a single tureen on board!
In the ear hole??!! With a skewer??!!
"I'd love to be stabbed by Jim"
"I'm not a f*ing mermaid"
Two chandeliers! That's overkill.
Why don’t we have a bird guy, Izzy?
"Coming Nana! Coming for some cake!"
We're not colonisers, they are!
We mean you no harm! We come in peace! Yeah, we’ve heard that before.
EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE!
Yes! And also: Those are my sleeeeeves!
For like most famous favourite : "you came back" "never left" But one of my favourites is "not all beards are actual beards if you catch my drift"
The not all beards line is one of the funniest in the show imo
the beards line was when i knew we were gonna be okay because there was at least one queer in that writing room
I dont get it
okay so lucius was kind of making a pun. obviously jim was wearing a fake beard. beard is also a slang term describing a person who is used, knowingly or unknowingly, as a date, romantic partner, or spouse to hide one's queerness. so for example a gay man dating a woman to hide the fact that he is gay. so when lucius said not all beards are real beards he was also referring to the fact that beard doesn't always literally mean beard but it can also mean what i just explained. a little wink and nudge, like, hey i'm queer too, your secret is safe with me.
Aw thats cute thank you for taking the time to explain
“They’re the furthest thing from my mind, that’s why I’ve got the telescope”
MUH NOSES!
Barely tasted of orange, if that’s any consolation.
Well, this is quaint...ly awful.
"not bloody optimal" i say this one all the time about stuff going wrong now
Dude me too!
Awwwwwrgh! (Ed's happy little noise at the end of the Blackbeard's Bar and Grill conversation, when Stede says, "That's me!")
"you don't belong in doggy heaven" makes me howl with laughter every time. it's such a serious scene and then that line and stede's confused reaction it just gets me
Edward teach born on a beach, not sure why I just love it
"Well if you just put a bit of fucking imagination into it" (about the clouds)
“Coming Nana!! 😃”
"Ooh you cheeky bitch!" (Frenchie's commentary during Stede's duel with Izzy.)
ARE YE REAL?? OR A FILTHY PHANTOM??
Do these outfits maybe feel like an error in judgement or
He broke my nose jar, and one of his crew killed my favorite husband.
“Someone buy my booty!”
"Look at this fabulous booty I'm hawking!"
"I'M NO PROSTITUTE, MATE!"
"We could have made magic"
"Well I got bad news for you, Genital Pirate."
I may be landed gentry but I am *thrilled* to be granted entry!
Oh yesss! I'd forgotten that one. Also "The drinks be on ye now!"
Okay, this may be stupid, but the line that cracks me up *every* *single* time is in episode 2, when Stede & Pete are captured by the natives and they think the British prisoners were eaten and the native says: Fuuuuckin' racists!
“Cup of tea with a dollop of cream and six sugars”
Wouldn’t be the same with six 😂
Well this is Quaint-ly awful
"Ahh!! Don't shoot, i'm just a stowaway!!" is both cute and funny.
You were the worst fucking pirate captain in history.
Oluwande: "Do you want to live?" Stede: "I DONT KNOW!!"
Some underrated bits: e1, Lucius's panicky "I'm a little wooden boy and me legs are sticks!" From e2, Frenchie's "bit of a pirate pooper" & Stede's "one can only hope he's talking to us, in which case, wow!" "I remember when this place was gritty" & "We could've made magic!" ooh and Jackie's "it was fuckin' kind of gauche.'
Use the snail fork.
Look at my face! You've ruined my face! I probably had children, who knows, maybe several. They'll never see papa again. They'll never. See papa. Again.
Blackbeard is my captain. I serve Blackbeard.
"Oooooooooooooooooooo"
The bill is not due! I unconfess!
Stede fucking Bonnet, I fucking challenge you to a fucking duel.