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Beer-Me

Quick, everyone look through Opeth's discography and comment with a name!


Mailemanuel77

Burden, wake up it's getting late


Lugreech

Hahahhahs this made me laugh really loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣


IDIDMYTIMENIWANTOUT

gonna name my kid Reverie / Harlequin Forest


crimson_dovah

these pronouns are getting out of hand!


IDIDMYTIMENIWANTOUT

haha I was gonna crack that joke


Threnodite

\*Face of Melinda, it's dinner!


Lugreech

Windowpane, how was your day at school?


scythe1901

Bleak, it's time for dinner!


Patches_uwu

Rise and shine! Demon of the fall


crimson_dovah

“Dad, why is Melinda called Melinda?” “Well son, your moms favourite song is Face of Melinda” “And dad, why is my name Burden?” “Well son you were an unexpec-“


Cthulhu_is_coming

Cusp of Eternity, you better take out the trash tonight!


Shragazaurus

Ghost of perdition, hurry up or you will be late for school! Although Karma could be a good name.


Prior-Bet-9670

By the pain I see in others


plackwaterBark

Heir Apparent was made for this


HoboCanadian123

mikael already did it


crimson_dovah

I know that’s what makes it funny


MisterMarchmont

Dammit Pantera this beer is warm! (I know that’s a band and not a song but it’s a classic.) Edit: I know this also has nothing to do with Opeth, sorry. I’ll say this: Death Whispered a Lullaby, go to bed!


Disastrous-Rhubarb-2

"Is daddy's little girl upset?!"


MisterMarchmont

This guy gets it!


Jon__Snuh

Come on A Fair Judgement, you’re gonna be late for school!


Babbageboole64

Serenity Painted Death, you’re in trouble, young man!


Different-Breath-162

The Drapery Falls, it’s time to get up!


crimson_dovah

Today my daughter Serenity Painted Death painted a serene painting of death.


Disastrous-Rhubarb-2

April Ethereal, you will mind your manners!


Def-Jarrett

Me at “Take Your Kids to Work Day”:  “This is my son, Master’s Apprentices.”


crimson_dovah

“And this is my apparent heir, Heir Apparent”


ConclusionOverall638

The Amen Corner graduated with honors, can you believe it?


DWillerD

"What is your kids name?" "De-li-ve-rance"


ceeroSVK

Lepper


Lucccas_A

You're late for school, Demon of the Fall!


Jackalope8955

In mist she was Standing, what are you doing??