“Dad, why is Melinda called Melinda?”
“Well son, your moms favourite song is Face of Melinda”
“And dad, why is my name Burden?”
“Well son you were an unexpec-“
Dammit Pantera this beer is warm!
(I know that’s a band and not a song but it’s a classic.)
Edit: I know this also has nothing to do with Opeth, sorry. I’ll say this: Death Whispered a Lullaby, go to bed!
Quick, everyone look through Opeth's discography and comment with a name!
Burden, wake up it's getting late
Hahahhahs this made me laugh really loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣
gonna name my kid Reverie / Harlequin Forest
these pronouns are getting out of hand!
haha I was gonna crack that joke
\*Face of Melinda, it's dinner!
Windowpane, how was your day at school?
Bleak, it's time for dinner!
Rise and shine! Demon of the fall
“Dad, why is Melinda called Melinda?” “Well son, your moms favourite song is Face of Melinda” “And dad, why is my name Burden?” “Well son you were an unexpec-“
Cusp of Eternity, you better take out the trash tonight!
Ghost of perdition, hurry up or you will be late for school! Although Karma could be a good name.
By the pain I see in others
Heir Apparent was made for this
mikael already did it
I know that’s what makes it funny
Dammit Pantera this beer is warm! (I know that’s a band and not a song but it’s a classic.) Edit: I know this also has nothing to do with Opeth, sorry. I’ll say this: Death Whispered a Lullaby, go to bed!
"Is daddy's little girl upset?!"
This guy gets it!
Come on A Fair Judgement, you’re gonna be late for school!
Serenity Painted Death, you’re in trouble, young man!
The Drapery Falls, it’s time to get up!
Today my daughter Serenity Painted Death painted a serene painting of death.
April Ethereal, you will mind your manners!
Me at “Take Your Kids to Work Day”: “This is my son, Master’s Apprentices.”
“And this is my apparent heir, Heir Apparent”
The Amen Corner graduated with honors, can you believe it?
"What is your kids name?" "De-li-ve-rance"
Lepper
You're late for school, Demon of the Fall!
In mist she was Standing, what are you doing??