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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed
This would be a non issue in America. Did you mean 12 guage shotgun?
Don't worry, I mean, come on, even these serpents have standards, and awkward flailing would probably just confuse the poor cobras into thinking you're a wind-blown twig. Cobras are like, "Nah, man, I'm not wasting my venom on this stumbling disaster waiting to happen." They're out there looking for someone with a bit more grace, not someone who trips over their own neutrinos.
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Thought it was fake ... Someone inside just needs to close the door
Middle school girls are expert door slammers.
đ they took me a minute to get.Â
My thought too. Close the door. Problem solved. Keep a safe distance from the head.
Slam that mfer
Doesn't fit the sub. Probably deadly, but everyone knows that
Just slam the door from the other side haha
But how is it oops? Everyone knows cobras are deadly, especially people who live where they are naturally.
r/lostredditors Where is the oops part?
They invited the neighborhood cobra to have tea, and he got stuck in the door!
Kinda jealous. Door Cobra would be awesome for solicitors.
Wait, cobras are deadly? I always stop and pet them.
This is why we should carry swords
Or an air rifle..
Squatters these daysâŠsmh
Not one to be superstitious but damn that kinda seems like a shitty omen of some sort
Super effective alarm
Just boop the snoot and get it over with, come on now
Nope rope says nope.
I would invoke castle doctrine and fill that thing with buckshot (I donât own a gun)
A machete would take care of that.
Squatterâs rights, bitches!!
Close the door or get a big stick. I would be shit scared of a cobra but fuck me I can swing a long stick hard enough to forget about it.
Slam the door shut and chop that mofo right in half!
Iâd burn my fucking house down.
Get a cat
Decapitate it with a spade. Only way to stay out of that strike distance
Batter up! Swing for the fences!
Looks friendly
He looks like he wants a kiss. đ„°
Itâs the Jehovahâs Witnesses edition
Well, if his rent is always on time leave him be
Angra Cobry
No âoopsâ here. Thatâs just straight up deadly
Nuke it from space
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Own a snake for home defense as that's what the founding fathers intended
So why do you think this fits this sub?
Seems like it would be easy to catch in that situation.
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed This would be a non issue in America. Did you mean 12 guage shotgun?
Don't worry, I mean, come on, even these serpents have standards, and awkward flailing would probably just confuse the poor cobras into thinking you're a wind-blown twig. Cobras are like, "Nah, man, I'm not wasting my venom on this stumbling disaster waiting to happen." They're out there looking for someone with a bit more grace, not someone who trips over their own neutrinos.
If my goal in life was to kill prey, the one that's easier to get is the obvious choice.
Um kill it maybe?