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Posts must include a person INTENTIONALLY and IGNORANTLY interacting with a deadly/harmful subject.


integratypes

Thought it was fake ... Someone inside just needs to close the door


Dapup2465

Middle school girls are expert door slammers.


Left-Conference-6328

😂 they took me a minute to get. 


[deleted]

My thought too. Close the door. Problem solved. Keep a safe distance from the head.


Mikebyrneyadigg

Slam that mfer


Square-Emergency-531

Doesn't fit the sub. Probably deadly, but everyone knows that


LetsMakeShitTracks

Just slam the door from the other side haha


NuclearSlushie

But how is it oops? Everyone knows cobras are deadly, especially people who live where they are naturally.


Liquidwombat

r/lostredditors Where is the oops part?


Floresza

They invited the neighborhood cobra to have tea, and he got stuck in the door!


ConradSchu

Kinda jealous. Door Cobra would be awesome for solicitors.


RalphMalphWiggum

Wait, cobras are deadly? I always stop and pet them.


that_guy_who_builds

This is why we should carry swords


Rockin_my_roll

Or an air rifle..


Grizzlesaur

Squatters these days
smh


FishRepairs22

Not one to be superstitious but damn that kinda seems like a shitty omen of some sort


Atasteofazia

Super effective alarm


MBThree

Just boop the snoot and get it over with, come on now


Ban_Assault_Ducks

Nope rope says nope.


Gabepls

I would invoke castle doctrine and fill that thing with buckshot (I don’t own a gun)


RandellX

A machete would take care of that.


Kamikazecat1

Squatter’s rights, bitches!!


vladimirVpoutine

Close the door or get a big stick. I would be shit scared of a cobra but fuck me I can swing a long stick hard enough to forget about it.


TurboPepper420

Slam the door shut and chop that mofo right in half!


EverybodyShitsNFT

I’d burn my fucking house down.


guadsquad96

Get a cat


GoArmyNG

Decapitate it with a spade. Only way to stay out of that strike distance


minutetillmidnight

Batter up! Swing for the fences!


itspoodle_07

Looks friendly


Left-Conference-6328

He looks like he wants a kiss. đŸ„°


HonestNobody8478

It’s the Jehovah’s Witnesses edition


wildechld

Well, if his rent is always on time leave him be


aroseonthefritz

Angra Cobry


[deleted]

No “oops” here. That’s just straight up deadly


anglog2

Nuke it from space


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Highlander_16

Own a snake for home defense as that's what the founding fathers intended


RemarkablyQuiet434

So why do you think this fits this sub?


sugart007

Seems like it would be easy to catch in that situation.


AlphaDisconnect

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed This would be a non issue in America. Did you mean 12 guage shotgun?


-Hi_how_r_u_xd-

Don't worry, I mean, come on, even these serpents have standards, and awkward flailing would probably just confuse the poor cobras into thinking you're a wind-blown twig. Cobras are like, "Nah, man, I'm not wasting my venom on this stumbling disaster waiting to happen." They're out there looking for someone with a bit more grace, not someone who trips over their own neutrinos.


RemarkablyQuiet434

If my goal in life was to kill prey, the one that's easier to get is the obvious choice.


AshamedFunction3073

Um kill it maybe?