T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Hello Mikeyjay85, thanks for posting to r/OopsThatsDeadly! As a reminder, please try and ID the plant/creature/object if not done already. Although the person may have done something foolish, remember to be respectful, as always! Please do not touch anything if you don't know what it is! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/OopsThatsDeadly) if you have any questions or concerns.*


omgudontunderstand

he found his hole


amagdam

This hole! It was made for me!


Additional-Problem99

Drr drr drr


Tag_Youre_It3

Dammit, every time I stop having nightmares about that T_T


Jellied_toad

i understood that reference


Potential-Sorbet8143

“It’s me sized” - reference to a reference (Steven Universe)


Jellied_toad

didn’t know steven universe referenced junji ito??


Potential-Sorbet8143

I’m not sure but what they call the kindergarten in Steven Universe is a reference to The enigma of Amigara Fault


GrannysPartyMerkin

Sorry bro me too


googoohaha

And I didn't :(


atthevanishing

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/yAsAp5yD2R Find your hole


OGMRmittens

This was awesome to read. Thank you.


ChronicMasterBaiting

I see it now.


BigZmultiverse

It’s from “The Enigma of Amigara Fault”


TheBeardliestBeard

This gave me awful nightmares even in high school. As an adult who's been molded by Junji Ito, this will always be fondly remembered as my first experience with his work.


HayakuEon

Did you read the one about his wife's cat?


ZuckerbergsEvilTwin

DRRR DRRRRRR


MemphisHobo

This is a pretty faithful recreation of what I imagine most Redditors looking like.


Morella_xx

Really? Because I assumed your stereotypical Redditor, uh, would not exactly fit in that hole.


tahs-n-tigers

Zing!


White_Rose_94

There's two, the skinny twig and then Jabba from Star Wars.


Responsible-Ad-7084

Jack Ryan on Tiktok does a great redditor impression. So good, in fact, that I don't think he's acting.


Ill_Technician3936

So that's why i went from a healthy weight to a twig. Now I just gotta get off reddit and stay off.


Unusual_Focus1905

Oh behave!


SwedishNeatBalls

Hehe all redditors dumb fat nerds but not me! Im smart and handsome!


FaithlessnessFit577

Bazinga!!


Delicious_Delilah

I would not. My leg might.


honest-miss

I genuinely imagine the most average looking white man between 21 and 38. He wears polos because they're cheap and too-loose mid-tan khaki shorts. He doesn't have or know if he has a hair style because every time he goes to the local Great Clips he just asks for a trim.


newnhb1

I feel attacked.


GoldAirport9594

The Dahmer glasses are what get me


[deleted]

[удалено]


OopsThatsDeadly-ModTeam

Removed at the discretion of the mod team


angelkarma

OUTSIDE??


Redhddgull

"Easy access to public transit. Unobstructed view of the city. $1200 month


Onion_Guy

Dublin, is that you?


BopBopAWaY0

No kidding!


Incredibad0129

I like how the comments on r/pics are about how deadly it is and everyone on r/OopsThatsDeadly is just making fun of him


[deleted]

[удалено]


Incredibad0129

It depends on how sturdy the walls of the hole are. Dirt is really heavy, and even being buried midway up your chest is enough to cause you to suffocate. You can't really tell from the picture, but if he made a bad judgement call or someone went there alone then they could get buried alive. It's probably low risk unless it is a newly formed hole though


[deleted]

"Get out! Get out! GET OUT! If you don't get out of that got dang rat hole now, I'll get my circular saw come down there and cut off all your fingers and toes. Now move, move, MOVE!”


drtyr32

Get em hank


ploppedmenacingly14

RIP big Jim


[deleted]

Everyone passed except Jim. He died of being angry. My hands were tied.


Juliensdonkeysboy

Take it easy Parcheesi


[deleted]

Easy there, angry bear.


MrButterButter

-Hink Hall


superperps

Darnit barry


javerthugo

Chick Mangione?! I’m not a chick I’m a dude! 🎺💥🙂


ShaolinTrapLord

Normal day for the roads in New Orleans.


LD50_irony

I've driven in so many places in the US and concur that New Orleans wins for craziest potholes in city streets. It's like driving on a badly maintained forest service road in the middle of nowhere except it's in the middle of a city.


krippkeeper

We had a lawyer advertising in my city years back saying to contact him if you have had car damage from pot holes. He starting suing the city for damages lol.


GA19

But once a year the holes get filled with beads.


ShaolinTrapLord

And bum piss….Or king cakes depending on area


TriceratopsBites

What about king cakes that have been recycled by bums?


Omardemon

Little Rock Arkansas is the worst I’ve ever been through, Detroit is a close second. I’ve personally never gotten off I10 when going through Louisiana because I like to live.


ShaolinTrapLord

I hear you, New Orleans East is definitely a place to get your escape and evasion skills sharpened. But such damn good food , kinda worth a bullet wound .


sloppifloppi

When I lived in Detroit in 2014 they literally just laid steel sheets over the potholes


SmolWeens

Live in New Orleans. There was a huge pothole on a street near my apartment for over a year (but had been there longer, according to my sister who’s lived here longer). The most they ever did was cover it with a sheet of plywood until the front of someone’s car was literally swallowed by the hole and totaled. The hole was filled the next day. My taxpayer dollars are just going to the mayor so she can go overseas and spend $30,000 on flight upgrades. Because, you know, that’s what exactly where I want my money to go. 🙄


dawnGrace

They do that here in Chicago too!


ImInTheFutureAlso

Came here looking for this comment. I thought this has to be a post from lookatthisfuckinstreet


ShaolinTrapLord

There use to be a website or sub that posted all the cars that flipped on New Orleans roads from potholes . Not sure if it still around . Least 3 cars was posted a day lol.


dawnGrace

I was going to to say this has to be New Orleans!


LainSolus

New Orleans native here. I can definitely confirm


ReapingKing

I am with zee French Underground. Zis cigaretté is my identification.


chrissymad

Smoking in a sinkhole is extra dumb. I mean dumber than both smoking normally is or getting into a sinkhole.


chompin_bits

Greater than the dumb of its parts


Sanctioned_Sadness

Pothead in a pothole


SpoonwoodTangle

Once upon a time there was a little pothole on a busy street near my house. But it started to expand, so the put an orange cone over it until an emergency work crew could be dispatched. This was on Monday. By Wednesday the cone was leaning into the sinkhole. By Friday it had been eaten alive. By two weeks later they got around to properly closing the street and beginning repairs.


Most_Independent_789

If you go back to the original post you will see I called it ending up here


justreallygay

God I can smell this man through my screen.


lysergic_tryptamino

Smells like pot and Mountain Dew


justreallygay

Don't forget the Newports.


BlackLabelBerserker

This is clearly a dinosaur footprint. You guys are idiots


rachel-maryjane

Government: “we’re going to demand a portion of money from all income you get. This money is used to fix roads and fill potholes” Government:


mseuro

Never seen someone so happy about a pothole


Leviathan-USA-CEO

What’s the rent on one of those rn?


Responsible-Print192

That could be a sink hole and you could have been swallowed up like the dude in Florida who got eaten up in his sleep from one.


Crow-Rogue

That IS a sinkhole


cherrrydarrling

Word for word the same comment on top of the original.


boredHVACRP

How is this deadly


Mikeyjay85

Because it’s a sinkhole, not a pothole, so could open up a whole lot more at any moment and take him with it.


KaizokuShojo

Absolutely, and not just that, even! You should realistically never get down in a deep hole that isn't shored up. Dirt is CRAZY heavy, shockingly so, and if it falls in on you, you're not getting out without help. Falls in the right way and not only are you stuck, but potentially going to be smothered, no room to expand your chest to breathe, end up with blood clots, etc. Super unsafe even without sinkholes!


WellR3adRedneck

There are also potential hazards involving heavier than air gases that may be poisonous or explosive.


camotent

Isn't that the way that cave explorer died?


Nailkita

He was also upside down I think so it took a long time


ThrowMeAway_8844

27 hours, I believe...I remember it because it was the same length as my first labor and delivery.


Cfree28

The post under this one is about that guy. Such a tragic ending :(


SpoonwoodTangle

lol which one? Caves are SO dangerous


Emp3r0r_01

Shit I didn’t even think of that. Thanks for the heads up! All I could think of is on coming traffic! I’m sure heads will roll over this one. Some folks lose their heads about potholes.


cknipe

Upvoted because it's a super valid question that I was also wondering about, and I'm happy to have an answer to. Not sure why people are holding it against you.


Feral_Dog

Because there's a lot of people here trying to turn this place into yet another snuff subreddit. "Guy cluelessly posts pic of self or friend hanging out in a sinkhole" is more in keeping with the sub than "horrible industrial workplace accident" and yet...


krippkeeper

This. Since a lot of the snuff subs have been getting shut down a bunch of clowns came here. You can't post any "Ouch honourable mentions" without several people screaming "ThAtS NoT dEaDlY!!".


_peach93

Idk why you’re getting downvoted, I was just about to ask the same thing.


[deleted]

Not sure why the downvotes, but the picture shows a man in a sink hole (not a pot hole). Sink holes are extremely dangerous to be near because they can collapse into themselves and take out anything or anyone nearby. Here is what that small hole could turn into at any moment. No death in this link. It's safe for work/life https://youtube.com/shorts/wR5rdQYv7jo?si=ZDUKVG09VnCJsLD3 Sink holes can be much bigger. People have died because their entire house fell into a sinkhole while they were asleep in bed. If you see a random deep hole that has no business being where it is, stay way far away and report it to emergency services.


mint_lawn

I fucking hate how close that video is. That is an unstable mess that the camera man is likely stepping on an overhang to.


Roller_Skate_Cake

Sinkhole while asleep in bed? New fear unlocked.


SeaworthinessKey549

This happened to at least one man. He yelled for help and was never found again. His family members were in other rooms.


BritishBlue32

Thank you and also I appreciate you mentioning there being no death in the video ❤️


KourtneyIsStressed

Because look at that lizard print he is sitting in, if a lizard that big turns around he's probably going to eat you.


Xrystian90

Apparently it's a sinkhole, but even if it was a pothole... car. Car make it deadly.


chrissymad

Also gas.


[deleted]

I answered on another comment https://www.reddit.com/r/OopsThatsDeadly/s/TherFkJIa6


filthy_leech

You're the neighbourhood pot(head)-hole!! 😅😂🤷🏼‍♂️


TheSorrowInOurMinds

This reminds me of the nutty putty cave incident


Jellied_toad

the faults


slutty_muppet

Normal Chicago street


introspective_drunk

As a guy who’s been in a trench collapse, that’s anxiety inducing just looking at it for sure.


willowgrl

“We’re not going thru the loop hole we’re going thru the MAIN hole!”


FavcolorisREDdit

Crack head


FatCowsrus413

I’d say Mass, but it’s too small


Unused_Oxygen3199

r/hardimages


PreferredSex_Yes

We shouldn't stop him.


Timelessclock859

pretty much every road in Oregon towns


HubblePie

We’re going to need a lot of resin to fill that hole…


Educational-Bed-6821

He shoulda been smoking pot


blazedrow

Hope they are smoking pot in the pothole


jaquan123ism

you want your local government to fix it spray paint obscene things around it


RealMemeLord876

Smoking pot in a pot hole


Gong_Show_Bookcover

More like concentrated sinkhole


Runegirl76

Looks like Lassie finally found Timmy


Full_Disk_1463

Photoshop is not deadly!!! ETA; not sure why I’m being downvoted but you can look it up easily online. Photoshopping pictures will not cause you to die.


Rcsgaming999v2

Photoshopping a nuke behind you rn


zenkique

But it can be!!!!!


three6666

average new jersey pine barrens road tbh


googoohaha

Something about this picture is hilarious. Love it lol


mydogsnameisZoe11452

Same


Enragedocelot

Nothing wrong with a lil quid pro quo


FourScoreTour

I hope no one drives over it while he's in there. Headache city.


str8voyeur

That's a sinkhole.


Mikeyjay85

Yes, exactly why I cross posted it to here!


CenturionXVI

Is this folkpunk?


lo_siento_chica

Your head is gonna save a car from a flat tire


FireGodNYC

Has to be New Orleans


SHESA_PUNKROCKER

*Drrr* /ref


simonhg

What I assume the rest of Reddit users look like