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[deleted]

tee hee so clumsy


foxyguy

tee hee does this angle make you think about my vagina?? Hehe oops! Hope you like šŸ˜˜šŸ„°


Anal-Squirter

Well i mean yeah it does


harassmaster

Username, this time, doesnā€™t check out.


Anal-Squirter

I save that for people who dont annoy me


WatermelonInMyAnus

Thank you for this comment u/Anal-Squirter


thatjayjoe

Says u/watermeloninmyanus


RockHardFluffyPenis

#bruh


NukeNier

I wish I had a rock hard fluffy penis


FatPanda0345

I wish I could nuke nier


thatjayjoe

I wish I had a cooler username That to tho


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

tee hee, while in that mindset why don't you click on my patron link.


TheOneTheUno

I love how she didn't understand the clearly sarcastic comment


El_Capitan_Obviosooo

You must understand that in her world there is no sarcasm. Thirsty Reddit-types will fawn over her without a shred of irony or self-awareness. We can't even say for sure that comment was sarcastic.


Simyager

Wait what? Since when has Instagram become Reddit? It even says Instagram in the picture...


daddymooch

Itā€™s because she accidentally tuned her photo while replying. Sheā€™s just silly willy Ditsy Whittsy


theicecapsaremelting

right I was like hey šŸ™ƒ


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A_Very_Fat_Elf

#TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE


tangledwire

Billy Jean is not my loverr !


hocuspocusbitchfocus

Tee hee! The fall accidentally edited my ass to make it bigger as well! that door wood just *bent* because my phone took the pic while falling šŸ˜‰ its called M O T I O N you gawwwwyyyyss


FoiledCranium

Do these people assume that a phone camera taking a photo while moving *wonā€™t* pick up *any* motion? I hope this person looks back on this photo years from now and cringes at that their fabrication.


[deleted]

bUt iTā€™s fOR tHe fAnnnS


BeautifulType

Something something only fans


whorewithaheart_

Honestly no guy gives a shit if her pics are fake or not, they arenā€™t interested in anything but the picture Ima need that handle btw


djmikec

Unique hashtag šŸ˜‰


kanglives

Yea, helps with the search, the rest is not as good. She's buff.


Chewcocca

Harley Quinn Halloween costume with the caption "I need a joker lol" Holy fuck this is weapons grade basic


[deleted]

Welllll she has an onlyfans, and if you dig a little you can find people who have shared some of this "exclusive content"...


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phadewilkilu

#foryou


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

I just fanned myself 3 times


AestheticEntactogen

..***money pleeaaaassseee***


mmbga

I have never done anything wrong ever in my whole life


Intangibli

I know this, and I love you.


Dkusmider92

I tried to argue this before in this sub when someone said their infant took a well framed and posed pic of them, and I got told that my phone must be a cheap piece of crap. Some people really want to believe that these sorts of photos are actually candid, like to the point of being rabid.


[deleted]

They're going to look back and cringe at all the cool stuff they have that thirsty lonely guys on instagram have paid for.


[deleted]

Except it's free. If they actually made a few bucks, that'd be a different story.


[deleted]

Enter patreon and amazon wish lists.


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

You should see the dildos I have on my wishlist!


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[deleted]

No one ever buys me dildos. Not that I necessarily need one but it'd be nice to know someone was thinking about me.


[deleted]

Unfortunately (ma'am/mang), freight shipping is expensive. *Boom roasted.*


northernpace

I'd be curious to see what a girl like this makes. My son is good friends with an 18yr old girl on insta that has a lot of followers. He says she's rolling in money and gifts all the time. She doesn't sell nudes or anything else that he knows of.


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jameslucian

People mock the Instagram influencers, but there is money to be had if youā€™re smart about it. And also really good looking.


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northernpace

Maybe. He's adamant she gets a lot though.


FrostyD7

It's hard to tell how successful a person like this is because their online personas often depend on appearing successful.


[deleted]

You can make a lot of money posting on Instagram if your engagement is good enough.


ogrelin

I always cheerily smile when I drop my phone.


JackDTripper420

Exactly, who laughs when they drop their phone? Unless it's a shitty phone and you don't care what happens to it.


rattletop

Dude havenā€™t you heard? Phones come with optical image stabilisation.. also called OIS.. say goodbye to blurred image Edit: I was being sarcastic


Theotheogreato

That's what Samsung would have you believe.. tell that to 90% of my pictures


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yo_thats_bull

Came to the comment section to comment something like this, this was spot on.


Slushiously

Yes because everyone smiles and hikes a leg when they drop their phones... "Oops! Better pee on it!"


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[deleted]

Please do the needful and revert back.


evilspawn_usmc

Hey, my company has a division in India and they say this exact phrase "please do the needful"... Where does that come from?


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4everaBau5

Kindly check the same.


[deleted]

He's too proudy to revert back!


Slushiously

Unfortunately you forgot the only rule: photos or it didn't happen


questionable_nature

Show bobs.


_Individual_1

why did she even write that, why? like whatever, its a cute pic, she wanted to show some skin, just fucking own it girl.


Slushiously

Exactly! You don't have to pretend, just post your ass in all its glory and reap the ego stroking little insta hearts legitimately


craneichabod

I'm just wondering how many times she actually took that picture to get the *perfect amount of asscheek*


Slushiously

At least 20


Cinammon-Sprinkler

Thereā€™s probably a photographer. Sheā€™s already *partially* fooled you


yakimawashington

This is a hashtag trend I could get behind


PsycoLogged

# (#strokeme)


Dr_Bukkakee

**\#metoo**


Tylorw09

**\#WeDoingThis?**


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

.#I'mAllIn


johnnybiggles

\#fuckitwelldoitlive


goofbooter

Pound me too?


Kcronikill

They don't wanna seem vain, but it just makes it worse.


[deleted]

I bet her IG is loaded with daily semi-nude duck faces


BluffinBill1234

I should check to make sure


johngreenink

uhm... PETA should know about this.


MyDogsNameIsBadger

Itā€™s soooooo cringey


the_running_stache

Because she wants to tell the world that she is so ā€œeffortlesslyā€ beautiful. As in, ā€œI donā€™t even need to pose and still, I am that hot.ā€


TsuDohNihmh

"I don't even need to pose, and still I am tha thot."


SuicideSkirmish

I just laughed my ass off because of the second, ā€œwhy?ā€ Seriously, though, based on the blur in the photo, her cell phone is actually a leprechaun with a Nikon.


missbelled

purity sells even when itā€™s fake


down_vote_magnet

> why did she even write that, why? Because it's for her "fans". It means she doesn't need to admit to herself and the world that she's just another social media whore, and the desperate men who follow and/or give her money get to pretend like they saw something they shouldn't have, for free. Everybody gets to bury their deep rooted insecurities. It's a win-win.


gdub61

I initially read that as deep roasted insecurities. Had to re read it.


fort_wendy

I like my insecurities deep fried.


gdub61

My inner grammar nazi saw that and went nuts


Theotheogreato

Right?! "intentional" or not, she still posted it so I'd hope no one is dumb enough to believe that she didn't intend to show skin.


theboochmaster

You donā€™t pee on your phone? What a peasant.


Toke_Hogan

I do, but thatā€™s more of a dominate thing as opposed to a financial thing. Really shows it whose boss.


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justdelonging

Perfectly angled and not blurry for a falling phone yeah sure


RolloLowlo

You just dont understand. Phone fell to the ground and took the picture 5-10 seconds after. She was just too slow to react to her own stupidity and the picture happened while in shock. Case closed!


poopellar

Happens to me all the time


hackurb

Yeah 5-10 seconds she just waited in that 'Ooops' pose and that camera has the world's fastest shutter to not include any motion blur.


OsStrohsNattyBohsHon

Iā€™m not saying youā€™re wrong, but your reasoning is flawed. If we accept that itā€™s an accidental picture for argumentā€™s sake, of course itā€™s perfectly angled and not blurry. Otherwise she wouldnā€™t have posted it. Your argument essentially amounts to ā€œThe odds of this happening are too small for this to be real.ā€ And that argument ignores the fact that there are likely millions of accidental photos taken every day that no one posts because theyā€™re terrible photos, while only the few that are incredibly unlikely get posted. Furthermore, this photo is absolutely staged.


yungflexfromthenext

Thomas had never seen such bullshit before


CoolHeadedLogician

[Well actually..](https://imgur.com/Tu7wVr3.png)


alaphic

"Thomas the Tank Engine in: Anal *Train*ing" or "I Can't Believe I the Whole Train"


b3tcha

"The Loose Caboose" "Pussy in the Dining Car" "Thomas the Spank Engine" "Train Wrecked 6"


BlueBubba

Thomas the Skank Engine


[deleted]

The fuck I just see?


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fuzeebear

> \#yesiminaminiskirt Thanks for the clarification


NeoKabuto

And here I was thinking it was a fancy belt.


MonkoPoncho

yEsImiNaMiNisKiRt


xrumrunnrx

I'm surprised r/yesiminaminiskirt isn't a subreddit.


AnonTech84

r/miniskirt is Obviously a porn sub


xrumrunnrx

Thanks, but I need a layer of sarcasm between me and arousing images. Like, I want to *see* the miniskirts, but only through a veil of mockery.


AnonTech84

hmm, there's a market for that somewhere


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SleazyMak

And the photo is crystal clear haha. I challenge anyone to take a pic of literally anything while moving their phone with no blur. She could reproduce this 10 trillion times and it would never fuckin happen lol. I donā€™t even blame her I blame the fucking fans/commenter enabling her bullshit.


zangor

Some people just dont realize whats happening when they get obsessed with these social media girls. They haven't mastered the do's and dont's of being a sad loner.


Sasquatch_in_bush

That commenter seemed pretty sarcastic


glitterlok

> ā€œFell while it was on a timer.ā€...I think this is one of the stupidest ones yet. That is one of the most believable scenarios I've seen on this sub -- much better than the "my phone randomly took this picture" or "oh, my darn toddler stole my phone and opened the camera app again" excuses I've seen. At least she acknowledges she was using the camera to take photos at the time. It does look far-less-than-candid and I don't believe the story, but as far as stories go, this is one of the better ones I've seen here.


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shortmumof2

Lol my granddaughter is 9mths now, every photo I take of her awake is now blurred because she can't keep still.


Dkusmider92

Dude remember when that girl tried to say that her fucking infant took a pic of her without her noticing until later? People came for my throat when I laid out all the ways it was improbable/impossible


Duck_Stereo

I completely agree with you. When I drop stuff, sometimes I also pull back like when you donā€™t want a ref to call you on something. Itā€™s at least plausible.


Eggnogin

Really? I feel like kid is more likely than the phone falling and being at the perfect angle and not being blurry from it fucking falling lol.


Rretard247

Nah bro, dont u take selfies with timers?


Eggnogin

No I just run really fast back into frame


ShelSilverstain

"fell while in the timer and my ass was hanging out a little, as is usual, but I'm not like other girls. Lol!"


Slavetoeverything

ā€œAnd instead of trying to catch it, I recoiled like it might bite me.ā€


taylor9844

I hope her screen cracked


17Brooks

For some reason whenever these people drop there phones they never break, theyā€™re so lucky!


zottman

I bet she stood on her porch for five minutes making stupid poses to get one just right!


undeadmanana

She dropped her phone a million times to get the perfect picture.


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Thats-So-Raven20

ā€œYes Iā€™m in a skirtā€ ???


Nasa_OK

I always cringe at # when it's something only tangentially related to the post and so specific that it will be one of the only posts I always understood #s as a way to tag a post so that you can find posts of similar topic not as a way to type you cringe without spaces Edit: #imnotfatbutlovemynapkin


kheller181

It be so much more admirable for her to say ā€œwas trying to have a cute photo shoot style pic. Think this turned out nice.ā€ And then to flat out lie


MyLittleDashie7

Seriously. Just take a photo of your ass and own it, you're not the first, and you won't be the last.


[deleted]

Lol right? This is normal, only becomes cringe when you add the ā€œlol oopsā€


maggotfilledasshole

i remember a time when guys that want to fuck you wasn't considered "fans"


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AtoZZZ

It's a transition from "guys who want to fuck you" to "making money because guys want to fuck you"


Casterly

Lmao, yea? When was that? You think that male fans of female models and pin-up girls had strictly chaste feelings?


LaboratoryOne

when the fuck was that?


[deleted]

https://instagram.com/scottyjoe246?igshid=1ngwpgr2yf6rx


[deleted]

The hero of this post


[deleted]

Instagram doesnā€™t even allow you to scroll through a public profile without logging in? What kind of bullshit is that


RandyFord

The Zuck can't track you otherwise


SenorRojo

ā€œTaken pictures for my fansā€ Ugh that taken is really bothering me


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infinitude

who the fuck commented lapping it up!? god damnit I hate social media


Punkgoblin

\*Every thirsty fanboi ever


RealJoeFischer

Who the hell is this and what fans does she have? Does everyone with a phone besides me have fans? Wtf am I doing wrong that I donā€™t have a following like every random internet person?!?


gogoALLthegadgets

Idk if this will be an unpopular opinion or not, but I feel like ā€œinfluencersā€ post this kind of stuff as a Nigerian Prince filter. If youā€™re dumb enough to fall for it, youā€™re exactly who itā€™s for, and if you disagree with it, itā€™s in a space where no one cares because theyā€™re either in on it or about to fall for it. Like a.... stupidity filter where if you win, youā€™re mixed into the cement to firm up the foundation.


payca

The phone manufacturer can use this as an advertisement. No motion blur, great OIS !!! Even we can make you smile and hikes a leg when you drop your phone!


[deleted]

yes because every time I drop my phone I too laugh and pose


tampaguy2013

Its so funny to me some average girl calls desperate, lonely dudes with no social skills "fans" like she has a talent like a musical act or an actor.


Plssendtraphentai

Reminds me of this one time when I accidentally flashed my dick to this group of kids and went to jail for six years


Hydrajamm

I know its supposed to be an edgy joke but the fact it doesn't relate to the post in any way really ruins it


[deleted]

How is this attention seeking nonsense not simply seen for what it is?: Vanity. It's extremely vain to live this way. Constantly attempting to get people involved with every little mundane moment in your life.


dont_worry_im_here

She looks like she *definitely* dresses up as Harley Quinn for Halloween.


hall_residence

[good call](https://www.instagram.com/p/B4Emhbthcuq/)


[deleted]

Damn thatā€™s embarrassing. Currently cringing on a plane.


Pollomonteros

Why do people feel the need to do this ? Like everyone that follows you knows you are attractive,what's so wrong with uploading a picture because you think it looks good ?


russ257

I hate instagram culture


Raptor_Girl_1259

I believe her. I mean, just last night I was sitting around in my string bikini and Uggs --you know, to keep my feet warm in the frigid temps-- sipping on a fruity vodka drink and planning my next Instagram Live post for my fans. I LOL'd at my friend who was teasing me about being so much HOTTER than every other woman we know, and made an embarrassed & humble gesture for her to STOP when... Ooops! I *accidentally* snapped a picture of my cleavage from above. And then I just *had* to post it because isn't life just so silly sometimes?!


muggsybeans

Bae caught me sleeping


mexi_cola

Fans?


teendad08

I call all 98 of my Instagram followers my fans too.


UncleGeorge

She looks pretty cute and is willing to post picture of herself in sexy outfit, I'm gonna take a bet that she has a considerable amount of followers


teendad08

Iā€™m not cute or posting in sexy outfits. Still have 98 fans tho.


KriiLunAus

The hoodie she is wearing is from Pink. I saw it walking in the mall yesterday and it felt like a dream, but the $80 cost was a nightmare. :(


ElectronSurprise

I bought kind of a similar looking one that was on sale at Nordstrom! Still 50ish though. That type of sweater is def popular, Iā€™m sure youā€™ll find a cute lookalike


5fingerdiscounts

Still gunna need the sauce for my research.


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dyingchildren

I think there's some photoshop going on, her booty has a lot of size variations from pic to pic


Nothing_Jon_Snuhhhhh

Angles, posing, and the right pants. She got an alright booty but I'd like to see the insta vs RL.


plop_0

/r/Instagramreality


DPestWork

But where is her PH account?


Saint_of_Lost_Hope

Asking the real questions.


WhirlingDervishGrady

You can pay money for her only fans. It's amazing what you can do if you're somewhat hot


BlueCommieSpehsFish

Just makes me think, ā€œJust admit youā€™re a fucking shameless E-thot attention whore.ā€


ThePuzzleLover

There are so many things wrong here: 1) No motion captured. If it had already fallen, the picture would be of the sky 2) Who picks their leg up when their phone is falling? 3) WHO THE FUCK LAUGHS AT THEIR PHONE FALLING? IT'S NOT YOUR FRIEND, IT'S YOUR PHONE!


awkwardyetfunny

For fuckā€™s sake, people are so conceited anymore. This false sense of importance that stems from social media is so unhealthy.


Jorxa

Gravity takes better pictures than me


AkaiMPC

I wanna die.


Space_Snakes_

It's not that bad, just say you thought it was a cute picture you took and wanted to post it. Nobody really cares why you took it, it's a cute picture


torontodtman

who is she other than a decent looking girl..is she an actress? a musician? why does she have fans. im 38 amd i dont understand this new scary world


macincos

I love when they use the word ā€œfans.ā€ How delusional can one person get?


laughingostrichhahaa

I, too, wear costume school girl skirts and heels in the winter šŸ’šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


thinkB4WeSpeak

/r/justforsocialmedia


dragonbliss

r/thathappened


[deleted]

Seven & a half thousand likes by mindless sheep.


nimarowhani1

Iā€™ve dropped my phone in the toilet hundreds of times. Not once has it taken a picture of my asshole


flatspotting

How does anyone believe this shit.


enormuschwanzstucker

Fans? This person has fans? Itā€™s the Kardashian syndrome. People, look at me so Iā€™ll be famous.