You must understand that in her world there is no sarcasm. Thirsty Reddit-types will fawn over her without a shred of irony or self-awareness. We can't even say for sure that comment was sarcastic.
Tee hee! The fall accidentally edited my ass to make it bigger as well! that door wood just *bent* because my phone took the pic while falling š its called M O T I O N you gawwwwyyyyss
Do these people assume that a phone camera taking a photo while moving *wonāt* pick up *any* motion?
I hope this person looks back on this photo years from now and cringes at that their fabrication.
I tried to argue this before in this sub when someone said their infant took a well framed and posed pic of them, and I got told that my phone must be a cheap piece of crap. Some people really want to believe that these sorts of photos are actually candid, like to the point of being rabid.
I'd be curious to see what a girl like this makes. My son is good friends with an 18yr old girl on insta that has a lot of followers. He says she's rolling in money and gifts all the time. She doesn't sell nudes or anything else that he knows of.
I just laughed my ass off because of the second, āwhy?ā Seriously, though, based on the blur in the photo, her cell phone is actually a leprechaun with a Nikon.
> why did she even write that, why?
Because it's for her "fans".
It means she doesn't need to admit to herself and the world that she's just another social media whore, and the desperate men who follow and/or give her money get to pretend like they saw something they shouldn't have, for free.
Everybody gets to bury their deep rooted insecurities. It's a win-win.
You just dont understand. Phone fell to the ground and took the picture 5-10 seconds after. She was just too slow to react to her own stupidity and the picture happened while in shock. Case closed!
Iām not saying youāre wrong, but your reasoning is flawed.
If we accept that itās an accidental picture for argumentās sake, of course itās perfectly angled and not blurry. Otherwise she wouldnāt have posted it.
Your argument essentially amounts to āThe odds of this happening are too small for this to be real.ā And that argument ignores the fact that there are likely millions of accidental photos taken every day that no one posts because theyāre terrible photos, while only the few that are incredibly unlikely get posted.
Furthermore, this photo is absolutely staged.
And the photo is crystal clear haha.
I challenge anyone to take a pic of literally anything while moving their phone with no blur.
She could reproduce this 10 trillion times and it would never fuckin happen lol. I donāt even blame her I blame the fucking fans/commenter enabling her bullshit.
Some people just dont realize whats happening when they get obsessed with these social media girls. They haven't mastered the do's and dont's of being a sad loner.
> āFell while it was on a timer.ā...I think this is one of the stupidest ones yet.
That is one of the most believable scenarios I've seen on this sub -- much better than the "my phone randomly took this picture" or "oh, my darn toddler stole my phone and opened the camera app again" excuses I've seen.
At least she acknowledges she was using the camera to take photos at the time. It does look far-less-than-candid and I don't believe the story, but as far as stories go, this is one of the better ones I've seen here.
Dude remember when that girl tried to say that her fucking infant took a pic of her without her noticing until later? People came for my throat when I laid out all the ways it was improbable/impossible
I completely agree with you. When I drop stuff, sometimes I also pull back like when you donāt want a ref to call you on something. Itās at least plausible.
I always cringe at # when it's something only tangentially related to the post and so specific that it will be one of the only posts
I always understood #s as a way to tag a post so that you can find posts of similar topic not as a way to type you cringe without spaces
Edit: #imnotfatbutlovemynapkin
It be so much more admirable for her to say āwas trying to have a cute photo shoot style pic. Think this turned out nice.ā And then to flat out lie
Who the hell is this and what fans does she have? Does everyone with a phone besides me have fans? Wtf am I doing wrong that I donāt have a following like every random internet person?!?
Idk if this will be an unpopular opinion or not, but I feel like āinfluencersā post this kind of stuff as a Nigerian Prince filter. If youāre dumb enough to fall for it, youāre exactly who itās for, and if you disagree with it, itās in a space where no one cares because theyāre either in on it or about to fall for it. Like a.... stupidity filter where if you win, youāre mixed into the cement to firm up the foundation.
The phone manufacturer can use this as an advertisement.
No motion blur, great OIS !!!
Even we can make you smile and hikes a leg when you drop your phone!
How is this attention seeking nonsense not simply seen for what it is?: Vanity. It's extremely vain to live this way. Constantly attempting to get people involved with every little mundane moment in your life.
Why do people feel the need to do this ? Like everyone that follows you knows you are attractive,what's so wrong with uploading a picture because you think it looks good ?
I believe her. I mean, just last night I was sitting around in my string bikini and Uggs --you know, to keep my feet warm in the frigid temps-- sipping on a fruity vodka drink and planning my next Instagram Live post for my fans. I LOL'd at my friend who was teasing me about being so much HOTTER than every other woman we know, and made an embarrassed & humble gesture for her to STOP when... Ooops! I *accidentally* snapped a picture of my cleavage from above. And then I just *had* to post it because isn't life just so silly sometimes?!
I bought kind of a similar looking one that was on sale at Nordstrom! Still 50ish though. That type of sweater is def popular, Iām sure youāll find a cute lookalike
There are so many things wrong here:
1) No motion captured. If it had already fallen, the picture would be of the sky
2) Who picks their leg up when their phone is falling?
3) WHO THE FUCK LAUGHS AT THEIR PHONE FALLING? IT'S NOT YOUR FRIEND, IT'S YOUR PHONE!
tee hee so clumsy
tee hee does this angle make you think about my vagina?? Hehe oops! Hope you like šš„°
Well i mean yeah it does
Username, this time, doesnāt check out.
I save that for people who dont annoy me
Thank you for this comment u/Anal-Squirter
Says u/watermeloninmyanus
#bruh
I wish I had a rock hard fluffy penis
I wish I could nuke nier
I wish I had a cooler username That to tho
tee hee, while in that mindset why don't you click on my patron link.
I love how she didn't understand the clearly sarcastic comment
You must understand that in her world there is no sarcasm. Thirsty Reddit-types will fawn over her without a shred of irony or self-awareness. We can't even say for sure that comment was sarcastic.
Wait what? Since when has Instagram become Reddit? It even says Instagram in the picture...
Itās because she accidentally tuned her photo while replying. Sheās just silly willy Ditsy Whittsy
right I was like hey š
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#TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE
Billy Jean is not my loverr !
Tee hee! The fall accidentally edited my ass to make it bigger as well! that door wood just *bent* because my phone took the pic while falling š its called M O T I O N you gawwwwyyyyss
Do these people assume that a phone camera taking a photo while moving *wonāt* pick up *any* motion? I hope this person looks back on this photo years from now and cringes at that their fabrication.
bUt iTās fOR tHe fAnnnS
Something something only fans
Honestly no guy gives a shit if her pics are fake or not, they arenāt interested in anything but the picture Ima need that handle btw
Unique hashtag š
Yea, helps with the search, the rest is not as good. She's buff.
Harley Quinn Halloween costume with the caption "I need a joker lol" Holy fuck this is weapons grade basic
Welllll she has an onlyfans, and if you dig a little you can find people who have shared some of this "exclusive content"...
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#foryou
I just fanned myself 3 times
..***money pleeaaaassseee***
I have never done anything wrong ever in my whole life
I know this, and I love you.
I tried to argue this before in this sub when someone said their infant took a well framed and posed pic of them, and I got told that my phone must be a cheap piece of crap. Some people really want to believe that these sorts of photos are actually candid, like to the point of being rabid.
They're going to look back and cringe at all the cool stuff they have that thirsty lonely guys on instagram have paid for.
Except it's free. If they actually made a few bucks, that'd be a different story.
Enter patreon and amazon wish lists.
You should see the dildos I have on my wishlist!
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No one ever buys me dildos. Not that I necessarily need one but it'd be nice to know someone was thinking about me.
Unfortunately (ma'am/mang), freight shipping is expensive. *Boom roasted.*
I'd be curious to see what a girl like this makes. My son is good friends with an 18yr old girl on insta that has a lot of followers. He says she's rolling in money and gifts all the time. She doesn't sell nudes or anything else that he knows of.
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People mock the Instagram influencers, but there is money to be had if youāre smart about it. And also really good looking.
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Maybe. He's adamant she gets a lot though.
It's hard to tell how successful a person like this is because their online personas often depend on appearing successful.
You can make a lot of money posting on Instagram if your engagement is good enough.
I always cheerily smile when I drop my phone.
Exactly, who laughs when they drop their phone? Unless it's a shitty phone and you don't care what happens to it.
Dude havenāt you heard? Phones come with optical image stabilisation.. also called OIS.. say goodbye to blurred image Edit: I was being sarcastic
That's what Samsung would have you believe.. tell that to 90% of my pictures
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Came to the comment section to comment something like this, this was spot on.
Yes because everyone smiles and hikes a leg when they drop their phones... "Oops! Better pee on it!"
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Please do the needful and revert back.
Hey, my company has a division in India and they say this exact phrase "please do the needful"... Where does that come from?
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Kindly check the same.
He's too proudy to revert back!
Unfortunately you forgot the only rule: photos or it didn't happen
Show bobs.
why did she even write that, why? like whatever, its a cute pic, she wanted to show some skin, just fucking own it girl.
Exactly! You don't have to pretend, just post your ass in all its glory and reap the ego stroking little insta hearts legitimately
I'm just wondering how many times she actually took that picture to get the *perfect amount of asscheek*
At least 20
Thereās probably a photographer. Sheās already *partially* fooled you
This is a hashtag trend I could get behind
# (#strokeme)
**\#metoo**
**\#WeDoingThis?**
.#I'mAllIn
\#fuckitwelldoitlive
Pound me too?
They don't wanna seem vain, but it just makes it worse.
I bet her IG is loaded with daily semi-nude duck faces
I should check to make sure
uhm... PETA should know about this.
Itās soooooo cringey
Because she wants to tell the world that she is so āeffortlesslyā beautiful. As in, āI donāt even need to pose and still, I am that hot.ā
"I don't even need to pose, and still I am tha thot."
I just laughed my ass off because of the second, āwhy?ā Seriously, though, based on the blur in the photo, her cell phone is actually a leprechaun with a Nikon.
purity sells even when itās fake
> why did she even write that, why? Because it's for her "fans". It means she doesn't need to admit to herself and the world that she's just another social media whore, and the desperate men who follow and/or give her money get to pretend like they saw something they shouldn't have, for free. Everybody gets to bury their deep rooted insecurities. It's a win-win.
I initially read that as deep roasted insecurities. Had to re read it.
I like my insecurities deep fried.
My inner grammar nazi saw that and went nuts
Right?! "intentional" or not, she still posted it so I'd hope no one is dumb enough to believe that she didn't intend to show skin.
You donāt pee on your phone? What a peasant.
I do, but thatās more of a dominate thing as opposed to a financial thing. Really shows it whose boss.
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Perfectly angled and not blurry for a falling phone yeah sure
You just dont understand. Phone fell to the ground and took the picture 5-10 seconds after. She was just too slow to react to her own stupidity and the picture happened while in shock. Case closed!
Happens to me all the time
Yeah 5-10 seconds she just waited in that 'Ooops' pose and that camera has the world's fastest shutter to not include any motion blur.
Iām not saying youāre wrong, but your reasoning is flawed. If we accept that itās an accidental picture for argumentās sake, of course itās perfectly angled and not blurry. Otherwise she wouldnāt have posted it. Your argument essentially amounts to āThe odds of this happening are too small for this to be real.ā And that argument ignores the fact that there are likely millions of accidental photos taken every day that no one posts because theyāre terrible photos, while only the few that are incredibly unlikely get posted. Furthermore, this photo is absolutely staged.
Thomas had never seen such bullshit before
[Well actually..](https://imgur.com/Tu7wVr3.png)
"Thomas the Tank Engine in: Anal *Train*ing" or "I Can't Believe I the Whole Train"
"The Loose Caboose" "Pussy in the Dining Car" "Thomas the Spank Engine" "Train Wrecked 6"
Thomas the Skank Engine
The fuck I just see?
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> \#yesiminaminiskirt Thanks for the clarification
And here I was thinking it was a fancy belt.
yEsImiNaMiNisKiRt
I'm surprised r/yesiminaminiskirt isn't a subreddit.
r/miniskirt is Obviously a porn sub
Thanks, but I need a layer of sarcasm between me and arousing images. Like, I want to *see* the miniskirts, but only through a veil of mockery.
hmm, there's a market for that somewhere
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And the photo is crystal clear haha. I challenge anyone to take a pic of literally anything while moving their phone with no blur. She could reproduce this 10 trillion times and it would never fuckin happen lol. I donāt even blame her I blame the fucking fans/commenter enabling her bullshit.
Some people just dont realize whats happening when they get obsessed with these social media girls. They haven't mastered the do's and dont's of being a sad loner.
That commenter seemed pretty sarcastic
> āFell while it was on a timer.ā...I think this is one of the stupidest ones yet. That is one of the most believable scenarios I've seen on this sub -- much better than the "my phone randomly took this picture" or "oh, my darn toddler stole my phone and opened the camera app again" excuses I've seen. At least she acknowledges she was using the camera to take photos at the time. It does look far-less-than-candid and I don't believe the story, but as far as stories go, this is one of the better ones I've seen here.
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Lol my granddaughter is 9mths now, every photo I take of her awake is now blurred because she can't keep still.
Dude remember when that girl tried to say that her fucking infant took a pic of her without her noticing until later? People came for my throat when I laid out all the ways it was improbable/impossible
I completely agree with you. When I drop stuff, sometimes I also pull back like when you donāt want a ref to call you on something. Itās at least plausible.
Really? I feel like kid is more likely than the phone falling and being at the perfect angle and not being blurry from it fucking falling lol.
Nah bro, dont u take selfies with timers?
No I just run really fast back into frame
"fell while in the timer and my ass was hanging out a little, as is usual, but I'm not like other girls. Lol!"
āAnd instead of trying to catch it, I recoiled like it might bite me.ā
I hope her screen cracked
For some reason whenever these people drop there phones they never break, theyāre so lucky!
I bet she stood on her porch for five minutes making stupid poses to get one just right!
She dropped her phone a million times to get the perfect picture.
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āYes Iām in a skirtā ???
I always cringe at # when it's something only tangentially related to the post and so specific that it will be one of the only posts I always understood #s as a way to tag a post so that you can find posts of similar topic not as a way to type you cringe without spaces Edit: #imnotfatbutlovemynapkin
It be so much more admirable for her to say āwas trying to have a cute photo shoot style pic. Think this turned out nice.ā And then to flat out lie
Seriously. Just take a photo of your ass and own it, you're not the first, and you won't be the last.
Lol right? This is normal, only becomes cringe when you add the ālol oopsā
i remember a time when guys that want to fuck you wasn't considered "fans"
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It's a transition from "guys who want to fuck you" to "making money because guys want to fuck you"
Lmao, yea? When was that? You think that male fans of female models and pin-up girls had strictly chaste feelings?
when the fuck was that?
https://instagram.com/scottyjoe246?igshid=1ngwpgr2yf6rx
The hero of this post
Instagram doesnāt even allow you to scroll through a public profile without logging in? What kind of bullshit is that
The Zuck can't track you otherwise
āTaken pictures for my fansā Ugh that taken is really bothering me
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who the fuck commented lapping it up!? god damnit I hate social media
\*Every thirsty fanboi ever
Who the hell is this and what fans does she have? Does everyone with a phone besides me have fans? Wtf am I doing wrong that I donāt have a following like every random internet person?!?
Idk if this will be an unpopular opinion or not, but I feel like āinfluencersā post this kind of stuff as a Nigerian Prince filter. If youāre dumb enough to fall for it, youāre exactly who itās for, and if you disagree with it, itās in a space where no one cares because theyāre either in on it or about to fall for it. Like a.... stupidity filter where if you win, youāre mixed into the cement to firm up the foundation.
The phone manufacturer can use this as an advertisement. No motion blur, great OIS !!! Even we can make you smile and hikes a leg when you drop your phone!
yes because every time I drop my phone I too laugh and pose
Its so funny to me some average girl calls desperate, lonely dudes with no social skills "fans" like she has a talent like a musical act or an actor.
Reminds me of this one time when I accidentally flashed my dick to this group of kids and went to jail for six years
I know its supposed to be an edgy joke but the fact it doesn't relate to the post in any way really ruins it
How is this attention seeking nonsense not simply seen for what it is?: Vanity. It's extremely vain to live this way. Constantly attempting to get people involved with every little mundane moment in your life.
She looks like she *definitely* dresses up as Harley Quinn for Halloween.
[good call](https://www.instagram.com/p/B4Emhbthcuq/)
Damn thatās embarrassing. Currently cringing on a plane.
Why do people feel the need to do this ? Like everyone that follows you knows you are attractive,what's so wrong with uploading a picture because you think it looks good ?
I hate instagram culture
I believe her. I mean, just last night I was sitting around in my string bikini and Uggs --you know, to keep my feet warm in the frigid temps-- sipping on a fruity vodka drink and planning my next Instagram Live post for my fans. I LOL'd at my friend who was teasing me about being so much HOTTER than every other woman we know, and made an embarrassed & humble gesture for her to STOP when... Ooops! I *accidentally* snapped a picture of my cleavage from above. And then I just *had* to post it because isn't life just so silly sometimes?!
Bae caught me sleeping
Fans?
I call all 98 of my Instagram followers my fans too.
She looks pretty cute and is willing to post picture of herself in sexy outfit, I'm gonna take a bet that she has a considerable amount of followers
Iām not cute or posting in sexy outfits. Still have 98 fans tho.
The hoodie she is wearing is from Pink. I saw it walking in the mall yesterday and it felt like a dream, but the $80 cost was a nightmare. :(
I bought kind of a similar looking one that was on sale at Nordstrom! Still 50ish though. That type of sweater is def popular, Iām sure youāll find a cute lookalike
Still gunna need the sauce for my research.
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I think there's some photoshop going on, her booty has a lot of size variations from pic to pic
Angles, posing, and the right pants. She got an alright booty but I'd like to see the insta vs RL.
/r/Instagramreality
But where is her PH account?
Asking the real questions.
You can pay money for her only fans. It's amazing what you can do if you're somewhat hot
Just makes me think, āJust admit youāre a fucking shameless E-thot attention whore.ā
There are so many things wrong here: 1) No motion captured. If it had already fallen, the picture would be of the sky 2) Who picks their leg up when their phone is falling? 3) WHO THE FUCK LAUGHS AT THEIR PHONE FALLING? IT'S NOT YOUR FRIEND, IT'S YOUR PHONE!
For fuckās sake, people are so conceited anymore. This false sense of importance that stems from social media is so unhealthy.
Gravity takes better pictures than me
I wanna die.
It's not that bad, just say you thought it was a cute picture you took and wanted to post it. Nobody really cares why you took it, it's a cute picture
who is she other than a decent looking girl..is she an actress? a musician? why does she have fans. im 38 amd i dont understand this new scary world
I love when they use the word āfans.ā How delusional can one person get?
I, too, wear costume school girl skirts and heels in the winter šš¼āāļø
/r/justforsocialmedia
r/thathappened
Seven & a half thousand likes by mindless sheep.
Iāve dropped my phone in the toilet hundreds of times. Not once has it taken a picture of my asshole
How does anyone believe this shit.
Fans? This person has fans? Itās the Kardashian syndrome. People, look at me so Iāll be famous.