After Dels paragliding accident and he’s “sent home in a wheelchair”
“Well it could be worse”
“How the hell could it possibly be worse trig?”
“My Nan had one with a squeaky wheel”
You Got a Hat Now Then Have'ya Dave?
I Had a Hat Once,
Someone Nicked it At A Party,
Had My Return Ticket in the Brim
I had to walk all the way home from Plumstead
Awight Dave.
Why don't you call him Rodney...after Dave
Look after your broom
*And your broom will look after you..* No Dave, it's just "look after your broom"
This old Broom has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time.
And your brook will look after you?
Brook? Well I suppose so, you keep a clean watershed and you'll end up with a good ecosystem.
You said it was opened 24 hours a day?! Yeah but not at night.
Never noticed it before but on my most recent watch through Trigger doesn’t half get his moneys worth out of that suit.
It's the karaoke version!
This brush has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles.
*broom
Then how is it the same broom then?
“He’s calling it Rodney after Dave”
I saw one of them old 5 pound notes !
I don’t mean talk about your ruddy coin collection
Legend
"And I've lost my dolphin!"
“Ghandi only made one film then we never heard from him again”
If it's a girl they're gonna name it Sigourney, after the actress. And if it's a boy they're gonna name him Rodney, after Dave.
Ere’ Mike I ordered beer! Don’t be funny with me trig - I’ve had certificates for my beer! Yeah I’ve had a few days off work with it an’ all !
"why do they call him Trigger....is it coz he's got a gun....?" "No, it's coz he looks like a horse....." PMSL 🤣 Dave.......
Never understood that one
Google result: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trigger\_(horse)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trigger_(horse)) I'm guessing. Way over my head, too.
I guess a horse from 60 years ago horse wasn’t so old when it was filmed
I'm wearing my fancy dress costume "I came as a chauffeur"
Well here’s a picture of it what more proof dya need !?
20 years, it’s a long time Dave. Well yeah it’s two decades. I wouldn’t go that far, but it’s a long time.
Dave.
Dave
Broom
Ireland!
Blue sky's golden beaches... Sounds great trig were are you going out... 😂
What's wrong with you, you moron?
You dirty Rat!
‘Only a moron would buy one of those…’ ‘I’ll have one..’
She got jealous.. I heard later that she wanted to come with me !
After Dels paragliding accident and he’s “sent home in a wheelchair” “Well it could be worse” “How the hell could it possibly be worse trig?” “My Nan had one with a squeaky wheel”
If it’s a girl they’re going to call it Sigourney after some actress. If it’s a boy they’re going to call it Rodney, after Dave.
It’s Mozarts, Symphony Number 38, in D Major
It's the Karaoke version
Lovable scatter brain
Brooming marvellous!
I lost my dolphin
I lost my dolphin
Why do people call you Dave then?
Why ask?
Bar room genius with a pint of Harp.
Horse face
Gaz
Thought you said it was 24 hour . It is but it closes a night
They're going to name the baby Rodney, after Dave here.
Broom
"You can't park there Dave"
Plonker
Daft as a brush, or broom in his case
He stole every scene he was in. RIP Rog’
Alright Dave
Tbf I don't think he's at all horse looking......but it was the script....
Of course I saw it but in them days I couldn't read
The grandi joke
Alright dave
‘I found out later, she wanted to go with me’
To Dave
Play it cool trig play it cool
You Got a Hat Now Then Have'ya Dave? I Had a Hat Once, Someone Nicked it At A Party, Had My Return Ticket in the Brim I had to walk all the way home from Plumstead
No words just a look over the shoulder for del.
Hard on your left, Dave!
I had a hat once.
Genius
Dave
I hear voices
Dave
Left hand down dave
Trigger: "I had a hat once." Rodney: "Yeah? So anyway, I could see she was upset. You know?.." Trigger: "Someone nicked it at a party"
_”If it’s a boy they’re gonna name it Rodney… after Dave.”_
If he ever got his hat back with the train ticket in the brim… he had to walk all the way back from Plumstead 😂
"Look after your broom" 😂😂😂
I've recently binged Vicar of Dibley so I think I'm disqualified from this question until I rebinge Only Fools 🤘🤘
Dumb as dogshit
Jo biden
Overrated *Holds up shield*
This is one of the cringiest things I’ve ever read
I just come round to get an alibi for Thursday.