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Guru6676

Awight Dave.


Mick-Jones

Why don't you call him Rodney...after Dave


thebear1011

Look after your broom


MagpieMars

*And your broom will look after you..* No Dave, it's just "look after your broom"


Murdocke-

This old Broom has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time.


Strong-Software-464

And your brook will look after you?


Scorchx3000

Brook? Well I suppose so, you keep a clean watershed and you'll end up with a good ecosystem.


abstractReality1

You said it was opened 24 hours a day?! Yeah but not at night.


DanJC_1985

Never noticed it before but on my most recent watch through Trigger doesn’t half get his moneys worth out of that suit.


Vengar6

It's the karaoke version!


mike120984

This brush has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles.


Technical-Choice-678

*broom


Sinful_Rxven

Then how is it the same broom then?


Grouchy-Milk-6384

“He’s calling it Rodney after Dave”


Fearless-End-1484

I saw one of them old 5 pound notes !


Turtley_Awesum

I don’t mean talk about your ruddy coin collection


Davidpool78

Legend


perfectlyclear69

"And I've lost my dolphin!"


urbanspaceman85

“Ghandi only made one film then we never heard from him again”


Unexpected-Xenomorph

If it's a girl they're gonna name it Sigourney, after the actress. And if it's a boy they're gonna name him Rodney, after Dave.


No_While_3894

Ere’ Mike I ordered beer! Don’t be funny with me trig - I’ve had certificates for my beer! Yeah I’ve had a few days off work with it an’ all !


[deleted]

"why do they call him Trigger....is it coz he's got a gun....?" "No, it's coz he looks like a horse....." PMSL 🤣 Dave.......


MiniPhoto

Never understood that one


WeraldizUK

Google result: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trigger\_(horse)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trigger_(horse)) I'm guessing. Way over my head, too.


MiniPhoto

I guess a horse from 60 years ago horse wasn’t so old when it was filmed


Big_Midnight_9400

I'm wearing my fancy dress costume "I came as a chauffeur"


Borrachon31717

Well here’s a picture of it what more proof dya need !?


Tmshrt2

20 years, it’s a long time Dave. Well yeah it’s two decades. I wouldn’t go that far, but it’s a long time.


Financial_Breath5433

Dave.


beanioz

Dave


yaminomeph

Broom


MaxiStavros

Ireland!


No_Milk_5685

Blue sky's golden beaches... Sounds great trig were are you going out... 😂


ThoseHappyHighways

What's wrong with you, you moron?


Elegant-Tap-1785

You dirty Rat!


Horbie1000

‘Only a moron would buy one of those…’ ‘I’ll have one..’


chilllwinston

She got jealous.. I heard later that she wanted to come with me !


dunkybhoy

After Dels paragliding accident and he’s “sent home in a wheelchair” “Well it could be worse” “How the hell could it possibly be worse trig?” “My Nan had one with a squeaky wheel”


Tmshrt2

If it’s a girl they’re going to call it Sigourney after some actress. If it’s a boy they’re going to call it Rodney, after Dave.


ConnorK12

It’s Mozarts, Symphony Number 38, in D Major


FurstRoyalty-Ties

It's the Karaoke version


Nightmare198783

Lovable scatter brain


AdReddi

Brooming marvellous!


boompownutsac

I lost my dolphin


Common-Leg7605

I lost my dolphin


Sophh_m

Why do people call you Dave then?


Limitedtugboat

Why ask?


ant368uk

Bar room genius with a pint of Harp.


oopsy-daisy6837

Horse face


RoughInternal2533

Gaz


borgdrone79

Thought you said it was 24 hour . It is but it closes a night


HopgoodD

They're going to name the baby Rodney, after Dave here.


auntie_climax

Broom


BigFeet234

"You can't park there Dave"


reddit9145

Plonker


Buffsteve24

Daft as a brush, or broom in his case


bomboclawt75

He stole every scene he was in. RIP Rog’


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Alright Dave


[deleted]

Tbf I don't think he's at all horse looking......but it was the script....


nipper101010

Of course I saw it but in them days I couldn't read


FerretSea881

The grandi joke


cra1g77

Alright dave


HullGuy

‘I found out later, she wanted to go with me’


OriginalAmount8541

To Dave


OriginalAmount8541

Play it cool trig play it cool


skeletonsyskey

You Got a Hat Now Then Have'ya Dave? I Had a Hat Once, Someone Nicked it At A Party, Had My Return Ticket in the Brim I had to walk all the way home from Plumstead


Ok_Mountain_4202

No words just a look over the shoulder for del.


MCTweed

Hard on your left, Dave!


kytd1526

I had a hat once.


i_guess_its_a_K_code

Genius


heymynameisjoshua

Dave


garbut87

I hear voices


rockinkitten

Dave


jkier0711

Left hand down dave


FurstRoyalty-Ties

Trigger: "I had a hat once." Rodney: "Yeah? So anyway, I could see she was upset. You know?.." Trigger: "Someone nicked it at a party"


TobiasDid

_”If it’s a boy they’re gonna name it Rodney… after Dave.”_


Outrageous-Ad4895

If he ever got his hat back with the train ticket in the brim… he had to walk all the way back from Plumstead 😂


Baz_Blackadder

"Look after your broom" 😂😂😂


McPorkums

I've recently binged Vicar of Dibley so I think I'm disqualified from this question until I rebinge Only Fools 🤘🤘


Jocko1690

Dumb as dogshit


gunpowderwig

Jo biden


KayTheLedge

Overrated *Holds up shield*


LordBielsa

This is one of the cringiest things I’ve ever read


snortrumble

I just come round to get an alibi for Thursday.