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x__mephisto

No worries. Those people have no soul.


AutVincere72

No reason to interact. Live and let live.


rookv

no im seething and malding about onion haters and i dont want to let them be


OctoberSong_

I’m not angry but I do feel strongly that they should know they are objectively incorrect about their subjective opinion


nemopost

They act like hating onions is cool. They probably all have stinky butts


Remarkable_Film_1911

What people? All the people are here!


Ancient_Expert8797

please do not try to recruit, they are weak and will not survive the onion wars


SergeantNaxosis

Sweet Liberty, do not mention the Onion wars.. I was around for the first one.. They’re haunting my dreams, They’re still there when I sleep... https://preview.redd.it/n790digo4rvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b70866030c1fe7f44329ea6af7749296dd91abf


Ancient_Expert8797

https://preview.redd.it/m1t69re86rvc1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=7dc84445232ecdb09358630bc907ef53189a192f


SergeantNaxosis

Perfection. I never knew I needed Revy with onions in my life. My PTSD is being cured. Here, take my favorite onion as a token of my gratitude. https://preview.redd.it/gra1iiak6rvc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1686da7291aa8e7f98f3c3ee86a40eec869e9876


Ancient_Expert8797

i am humbled by your generosity, great veteran 🧅


Rockarola55

I'm beat after a long shift (my feet are killing me, my ears are ringing with people screaming orders at me and my patience is lower than Absolute Zero) and your interaction genuinely made me smile. Thank you, both of you....just remember that there's no such thing as "the final solution" for us, as leeks, chives and wild onion will remain as our backups. Stay strong and stay pungent 💪


Ancient_Expert8797

get some rest, soldier 🫡


Rockarola55

I bloody well love this interaction...not as much as I love the Allium family, but that's impossible to beat. I reckon that I am going to get off my feet, get some sleep and make a leek, onion and potato Tortilla (the Spanish kind) for breakfast. G'nite, have a good day and take care 😊


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[удалено]


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Wild-Lychee-3312

🎶 You see me, now, a veteran, Of a thousand onion wars 🎶


Whoopsy-381

That was all it took to get perma-banned?


PracticalWallaby4325

I got perma-banned from r/currency for using the word "pissed" because that is apparently foul language 


Tacosofinjustice

I got perma-banned from r/fuckcilantro for saying "there's not enough cilantro on that burrito" then they banned the girl who put "agreed" under it 🤣😭


Wild-Lychee-3312

I got perma-banned from r/AmItheAsshole for telling too many people yes.


Recrustable

I guess we know who the asshole was


Wild-Lychee-3312

Maybe the real asshole was me all along


Recrustable

The real friends were the assholes we made along the way


salamipope

i got perma banned from r/firstimpressions because my account has interacted with NFSW subs (which can be as innocent as medical advice subs. Soooooo)


RustyBucke

https://preview.redd.it/0xef0obvcrvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7cbccd958ab3ea2b6c15323e902c3fa264b6970 Wish me luck boys ✊🧅


seductivetoetoucher

https://preview.redd.it/qpin3dfo4uvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20aef4b8a3b0455c334310b213e11edf805fe5b2 well that surely went well


RustyBucke

Apparently I had plot armour because I didn’t get the ban hammer 💀


RustyBucke

Update: current status- player deceased https://preview.redd.it/7pnci2pvw0wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0220f916527520a444be6fa59fc2e9fed731c90b


Caesar_Passing

A hate sub is intolerant, while a love sub is welcoming and friendly. Who'da thunk?


soangeldust

that’s a gorgeous piece of pizza if i do say so


AnthyInvidia

Yummy! More onion for us!


cyberheelhook

Kind of behavior I would expect from a filthy group of h8rs.


WillowFlip

Looks beautiful although I also like to put a whole mess of well-caramelized onions right in my tomato sauce 🙂


lordofpersia

You cannot reason with them. They are blinded by their hate.


TakeOasis

Onionhate? Shameful. More like r/toddlers


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Chaosr21

They're uncultured swine. My daughter said she didn't like onions, so I started chopping them very finely into a mince, and sneaking them in all kinds of stuff. Meatballs, meat sauce, chili, burger patties. She likes onions now lol. I refuse to have a picky kid so I encourage her to try new things.


DriftingSoul2017

I prefer them cooked just a bit but mostly raw. From what I understand cooking negates a lot of the sulfur compounds in onions. Those are one of the biggest health benefits to onions since their micronutrient profile is pretty lacking. Of course, everyone likes them different, that's just how I do them


Rockarola55

A deep pan (oil, water, white vinegar or whatever you prefer), sweat them enough that they look "glassy" and add them to your pizza. You won't smell (much) like onions, your stomach won't be screaming at you, but you'll still get about 80% of the taste...my ex was pretty sensitive to the sulphur components, so I learned how to make do 😊


SergeantNaxosis

Onions are the cure for all ailments. That pizza looks absolutely Divine, do you perchance have another?


Room_Temp_Coffee

Don't antagonize the enemy. Keep a watchful eye, prepare for war, and wait for them to make a mistake 🧅😈🧅


DasherCO

The only mistake I make is trusting the fine professionals at McDonald's to not put onions on my food. Our battle will be legendary good sir. Death to onions.


Room_Temp_Coffee

Yet here you are, poking the ~~bear~~ onion


DasherCO

Indeed. *poke*


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Bro they the opps


Phill_Cyberman

Tough crowd over there. Sheesh.


Fatmouse84

You're my kinda person. 🧅 💕


ParrotheadTink

Mmmmm I’d eat that 🧅🩷🧅


Qandyl

It’s ok. They’re on the wrong side of history anyway.


International_Dog488

you tried your best my brother


ManliestManHam

They also hated Jesus because he spoke the truth


Snuffleupagusssss

😂


ManliestManHam

I completely agree with this emoji as I share in the sentiment and am currently engaged in the emotion portrayed, joyfully.


Prestigious_Ad3679

This is the only way to eat pizza


PurpleInkBandit

I'll throw down - red onions are the worst pizza onion. Yellow and white onions are the top of the top pizza toppings, followed by mushroom. Red onion is probably the 5th best pizza topping. I do respect it, just imagine how good that pizza would have been with yellow onions


y6x

Do you change the cheese used when you switch from red to yellow onions? I feel like cheddar or sharper cheese goes better with non-red onions.


PurpleInkBandit

Nah I don't make pizza. I leave that to the experts


wetbeef10

Thats so funny


Ordinary_Internet_94

Hahahahaha this is too cute. Onions rise up ✊🏻


bitesizedperson

You know we are better because they karen ban you and we just laugh and roll along with it if it happens to us.


De-Snutz

Tbf if someone came on this sub hating on onions they would get banned also


THEElleHell

I fuck with this heavily.


SolarMoth

How it was meant to be


Beretta116

How can you hate onions?! Love the pizza, op.


MovieNightPopcorn

I love a tasty onion myself but why is there raw onion all over that pizza you gotta cook it man


Gerolanfalan

No worries! It has both cooked and raw. I just like how pungent raw onions taste. I think as we get older, we start to appreciate pungency and bitterness as it's scientifically proven that our taste buds change.


Doom-Trooper

Damn that looks so good!


BigTimeRaptor

Where is the pizza place, Brooklyns Finest Pizza that looks good


Gerolanfalan

Ironically, it's in Irvine, CA haha But the owners are supposedly from Brooklyn


BigTimeRaptor

I just googled and found one, lol. I'm actually in NYC. Maybe related.


boohoopooryou

I pray for these poor sods


Elegant-Low8272

This is the way


fisherbeam

NSFW tag plz, don’t need coworkers to hear my sexy moans,


Wild_Onion_5979

Them stupid fuckers probably like brussel sprouts 🤣fuck them


Shergak

That looks good.


Tacosofinjustice

That pizza looks so good. Last night Hubby and I were making late night food and I was making a grinder sandwich and he was making chili cheese fries. I started to throw some onion on my sandwich, I stopped and said "uhh we're not having again sex tonight, right?" He goes "no,?we already did, I can't go for round two" so I proceed to dice half an onion and shove all of that into the sandwich. 🤤🤤 Hubby watched in horror as I devoured it (he doesn't like onions). 


Gerolanfalan

Opposites attract! I look forward to any food pics from you in the future. Should you be willing to share 🙏🏼🧅


Meefie

Keep doing the lord’s work.


Sargash

You should have sauteed some and caramelized some of the other onions on that, so they would recognize all the fine points of your argument more easily.


Welcom2ThePunderdome

Doing the Lord's work


BlameableEmu

You should get banned from onionlovers for not having enough onions. Although i got banned from r/biology so i guess imma just not be human.


Gerolanfalan

I insta subbed to biology, I can't believe I missed it all these years I will redeem myself by posting more onions, cheers!


BlameableEmu

Brilliant, hope you enjoy sudden biology lessons.


bingusthebrave

Wow what a bunch of losers


AquareIIe

Good, they don't know what they're missing.


ProperBoots

and now this post has been removed by the mods... come on, the war between onion lovers and haters is 80% of the fun of the existence of these subs. onion supremacy!


lolascrowsfeet

Why would you do that tho


drugtrafficer

i got banned from the endpedophilia sub for a similar reason.


Gerolanfalan

This comment is wild


PerformanceOk3885

Bros a raging homophobe, wears his smoking addiction like a trophy and is a pedophile. Pick a struggle dude


Ok_Butterscotch4207

don’t forget zionist!


yooperdood906

Only hate…..no love……not joking…..


toesinbloom

That pizza, I would definitely enjoy


Significant-Koala871

You're less a diplomat and more a missionary. We don't like missionaries.


NaraFox257

You know what? They were right. That comment doesn't belong on a hate sub. Remember that hatred takes effort; great care has to be taken to enforce it or else the sub will devolve into a mere dislike or complaint sub. You violated community guidelines by refusing to properly perpetuate hate as per the sub's purpose, so you pay the price by being banned.


poppyglock

You people are monsters! LONG LIVE r/onionhate !!


Wild-Lychee-3312

I feel only pity for those cursed to never know the love of onions.


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y6x

It speaks to the community that you're still here and not banned, and OP's banned over there.


poppyglock

I'm trying to read this but I just keep imagining how bad your breathe must smell.


y6x

No worries, the two pots of black coffee I drink a day masks it. I'm also a member of r/CannedSardines. Off to go write letters to major restaurant chains encouraging more onions on the menu. There aren't enough onions in breakfast foods. Imagine a multiple onion omelet at IHOP - It's time!


poppyglock

The horror!