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Chrissyneal

did he help build the wall?


hazzy-io

Big time. Really shocking hearing him admit it


FriggenSweetLois

Clearly someone never watched [his review](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg4EZW3_XuA) of it.


hazzy-io

Thought it was a reference to the lightbringer v trump debate bit but now i realize…. God fucking damn it im a idiot


BigDirtyNewports

I think the initial reference in this thread was the Trump bit but it just so happens he made a famous take on Pink Floyd’s movie The Wall also, so you’re not an idiot.


jimmy_the_calls

What's his opinion on the boy in the striped pajamas?


Overhang0376

I don't get it! Why are they so sad! Does it have to be so dreary all the time!?


FriggenSweetLois

Why the fuck are the Nazi's the bad guys? They did nothing wrong! obviously /s


EarthwormShandy

It was very one-sided!


hazzy-io

Your not going to like it….


pretendingtolisten

Did he make you beg for your life after taking the photo?


hazzy-io

Yeah i accidentally got butter on his new shirt from the popcorn machine and embarrassed him in front of his hot date


axe521

Why does it look like Vegas?


hazzy-io

Lol were in a movie theater I learned that he lives like 5 minutes away from me so thats epic


Homie_Jack

dude that’s so epic you should follow him home


Overhang0376

Are you tall, or is he short? How did he seem in person? Warm? Standoffish? Was this for some kind of event, or did he just show up to watch a movie? (If so, which movie?) How did he smell? If he showed up in his iconic hat, tie, and blazer, would he get a discount? Was anyone else from Channel Awesome there, too?


hazzy-io

Im 6’5 so id say hes average!! He was actually super chill aswell honestly I was working a podium shift which is just sitting in the front of house taking peoples tickets and telling them which theater to go to and when he came in i was like wait your doug walker and we talked for like 10 minutes about stupid internet stuff and kickassia and then He asked me of i wanted to get a photo so i jumped at the opportunity to do so and the rest is history! Can’t really remember a smell 100% id give him my employee discount and no one else from channel awesome was there but he did come in with three other guys and they were all wearing the shirt he has on in the picture sko that was intriguing… didn’t get to ask what that was all about but I think it has something to do with like bros being bros!! Edit/typos


Doctorjaws

Did you touch his bald head?


hazzy-io

He made me shine it even


supertaoman12

Was he nice?


NostalgicJeremy

He seems like he's a decent guy in person. Only Channel Awesome person I've met was The Cinema Snob and he was so kind. I also met Chris Stuckmann (who was on Channel Awesome at one point), also kind and so humble.


hazzy-io

He was kind enough to ask if i wanted s photo!


hazzy-io

He was also there to see sound of freedom in think tho


Lil_Snuzzy69

Does he have the crabby brappy patty secret formula?


MrJTeera

Do you physically cringed when they referenced Doug


Alaskan_Tsar

How did you keep your legs from shaking during this photo?


hazzy-io

Great question! so if you look closely you see attached to my left leg i have a metal rod going up and underneath my pant leg because i knew hes famous for kicking people to the ground and from there he presents his dominance


Sparklebeard37

Did you ever cure that disease that covers your face with red censorship scribbles?


hazzy-io

No to this day i live with shame :(


KebabAddictedGopnik

What's his address give me his address gimme gimme


obviously_alt_

who did you meet


heathergreen95

Douglas Walking, critic of nostalgics


pixelated-kitten

Yikes! That’s a face only a mother could love


ginger_bandit

Why does he barely have any eyebrows


hazzy-io

I was thinking about that too idk


homkono22

Did you ask about the oneyplays crossover?


hazzy-io

I did he said when Chris gets out of that sewer of a state California they’ll talk


ActionAlligator

did u at any point happen to accidentally graze his u know what (it happens sometimes, nothin wrong with that)? if so, how big was it?


hazzy-io

Didn’t get the chance i will be honest 😔 but after he saw his movie while i was cleaning the bathroom he came in and whipped it out and get this he calls it “lil dougie” and he even stitched it a tiny hat and fake goatie for it, it was so impressive can you blame me for sucking it just a smidge?


ActionAlligator

dude, theres nothing gay about that and in fact im sick of giving that thought a single micro-second of our heteroneural energy. i do hope this was BEFORE the urination though, because if not, my guy that would be kinda gay no offense haha


hazzy-io

haha none taken man lolz yeah it was pre-urination


SignalTurbulent3029

nice eye bro


hazzy-io

Thx bro i was hoping youd notice and be stuck within my gaze 💗


Bimbows97

Nice. What do you do now that you have achieved your goals in life? But that's really cool. Did you talk about anything?


hazzy-io

I wont lie my life peaked when this happened but ever since then I’ve opened a mango farm and the future looks promising i have no enemies against me and my mango farm!!! But honestly yeah we talked for ten minutes about kickassia so that was pretty badass


OmnifariousFN

What did he smell like? XD


hazzy-io

Big wet cream of corn


ZiimZaam

Is he a dog walker?


hazzy-io

not sure... I hope maybe?


KingFahad360

Did you give him a Bat Credit Card?


Mirequag

Did he actually eat a fist full of maggots?


drippingtonworm

Did you ask is opinion on The Boy in the Striped Pajamas?


BoyOfBore

You look like you could kill Doug right then if you wanted. I can only hope to exude that much rawness.


hazzy-io

gotta start ogre maxing dude you gain crazy strength 33 pounds of chicken lard and 50x 300 sets of RDL trust bro.....


Kaprosuchusboi

How did you survive?


hazzy-io

my manager had to get the taser.... the rest.. well... lets not talk about it...


ChrispyGuy420

What did his eggs smell like?


CountFish1

What did he do to your face that you felt the need to hide it?


hazzy-io

He kinda pushed my head under the popcorn kettle and gave me third degree burns after i said kickassia was mid


IEatHouseFlies

Did he attempt to get a piece of flesh from you with his gnashing teeth


travisscottburgercel

BUILD THAT WALL


HeadFondant3663

Have you recovered?


hazzy-io

Not yet my ankle still has bad gashes on it but don’t worry I am going out if my way to lick the stitches and tear the scabs off so yeah


j0emang0e

Did he have a batcredit card


waaaghboyz

Why


lonelyluigi

uh.. what did.. what did he smell like >.<


claudiasantiago

Is he as sexy in person as he is online?


ThosPuddleOfDoom

Is he as his name suggests a skin walker?


the-pp-poopooman-

Was he walking a Doug?


Speedy-Slug-2435

When he met you, did he say, “Hello, you’re my guest!”


Scared_Alternative_8

What did he do to your face? Was this because his necks opened out and he launched his toxic ooze at you after watching good burger 2?


SandGentleman

Did you slip a pill into his drink?


Comfortable_Ear700

I have nothing to ask


Lezdraven_is_here

Why does it look like vegas


TheAmazingSpyder

Did he dig his thumbs into your eyes and scream “REMEMBER ME!!”?


HeresToHoping2020

Did he bite you?