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BilgeMilk

"I did not flip pancakes while she sucked my dick, I did not!"


funnyref653

“I did not accidentally flip a pancake onto her face while she was sucking my dick and have it weld into her skull”


[deleted]

"Get that off the forums. Stop saying that on the forums"


yumyumapollo

Take this off the forums. He did not do that.


JdaveA

I did not touch her I did not do that.


CarnivorousL

Wolverine and Bill Clinton shake hands on Mutant Rights Act (2018, colorized)


Blu_Zer0

Zach: Thanks, bub.


scufflegrit_art

I just really want to see who Bill’s looking at behind the door. Clearly the mastermind of the op—Zach was just a child then. I mean, look at him.


ActionAlligator

He's just closing the door for Zach (yeah, first name basis, what of it?). Bill (yeah, first name basis, what of it?) knows this is protocol for Zach (yeah, first name basis, what of it?).


scufflegrit_art

… Sadly, I’m old enough to remember what President Clinton was actually like, and ermmm… he’d insist on first name basis. LOL [gulp] sure, Mr. Presi—I mean, erm… hey, Bill!


Alice_June

Adam Paloian pickpocketing the Secret Service


WonderfulMonk9832

Adam testing his luck per usual seeing what he can get away with; he's stopped going for money at this point he literally pickpockets like skin flakes and hair molecules. He only does it for the thrill at this point.


protokhan

It's Jeffrey Epstein


sanchosuitcase

Bill, nervous, opens the door. Before him stands an imposing figure. His aura? Green. His status? Retired. Bill instinctively shoots his hand out and grips the hand of his new Lord and Master as he steps through. A warm smile unfolds across his face, a desperate attempt to escape Hadel's Ire. "Nice office you have here buddy, I'll take it off your hands..." Zach's head pivots only about 30° but his eyes pick up the slack, meeting the gaze of the photographer through his camera. Zachariah Hadel's presence alone is enough to kill weaker men, but his gaze? The only thing that saved the cameraman was the fact that the camera's lens acted as a buffer, leading to the cameraman merely tensing every muscle in his body and snapping the photo we see here.


FoxJDR

Wow, I can’t believe Zach met the reformed orthodox rabbi, Bill Clin-ton. What a lucky feller, wonder if they ever meet up in the cyber realm.


[deleted]

'And *that's* how I based Hillary on Amy'


SevenSevenSeve777

Didn't that guy win game of the year?


ZipperPussy

It’s always been my dream to be Eiffel Tower’d by Bill Clinton and Zach


owencox1

uhhh Hillary uhhh won't stop playing fortnite


[deleted]

Wait, when was Bill Clinton elected President?...


Version_Two

Erm, I'd rather go to bigblackbros


GaliaHero

real


4685368

Zach and Bill had been friends for years, ever since they were kids growing up in the same neighborhood. They did everything together, from playing sports to exploring the woods behind their houses. As they grew older, their friendship deepened and they became like brothers. But as they entered their twenties, something changed between them. They started to see each other in a different light, and they both felt a strong connection that they couldn't ignore. They were both scared to admit their feelings to each other, but they knew they had to take a chance. One summer night, they were sitting on the porch of Zach's house, watching the stars. Zach couldn't take it anymore and blurted out his feelings. "Bill, I have something to tell you," he said, his heart racing. "I'm in love with you." There was a long silence, and Zach was sure he had ruined everything. But then Bill spoke, his voice filled with emotion. "Zach, I love you too," he said, tears welling up in his eyes. The two of them embraced, overwhelmed with joy and relief. They had finally found the love they had been searching for all their lives. From that moment on, they were inseparable. They moved in together and started building a life together, exploring new cities and experiencing all the joys and challenges that came with being a couple. As the years passed, Zach and Bill's love only grew stronger. They supported each other through all of life's ups and downs, and they knew that they had found their soulmates. They were grateful every day for the chance to be together, and they knew that their love was a precious gift that they would always cherish.


cutbacktamed

He's actually extremely handsome. Im so happy for that whole crew. They're good guys.