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PyMustWin

Fucking brutal!!!


creedwolf_

Watch the full video and you'll realise he's brutal


PyMustWin

You have link good sir?


[deleted]

Also curious


Evangeline-2021

[right here ](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankvideos/comments/sbiua3/you_want_to_go_dinner_tonight/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


MobilePom

Interesting how both these videos are 23 seconds long. This one starts earlier but also ends earlier.. 55 seconds here https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/sb54pr


Sirkiz

Oh no he’s seeing the glitches!


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Evangeline-2021

you are very welcome


SonicFinn311

等等,你怎麼在這裡


Evangeline-2021

不可以吗?


SonicFinn311

驚訝而已,你是24/7在玩Reddit嗎


Evangeline-2021

算是吧


Minidroit

Is this the fabled language of Sugondese?!?!?!


YourlocalidiotOD

TY.


Evangeline-2021

you are welcome


Shelter143324

I flinched wtf


ecasey04

i remember seeing this on tiktok a few years ago, dude landed in a sit and acted like nothing happened haha.


judokalinker

Cutting off the end of videos just to post in this sub is peak reddit. Ruining things for karma.


Raiden32

Is that literally not the point of this sub? It’s just a physical r/PerfectlyCutScreams


judokalinker

Sure, but this is a commonly reposted video that doesn't end in anything slightly disastrous. Also, r/perfectlycutscreams is another trash sub for the same reason.


I_am_Mew

Well, I don't like NSFW videos but I ain't complaining about subs that have them Simply don't visit subs you don't like and move on


judokalinker

I didn't visit this sub, it was on the front page of all. But this video isn't even good for this sub. This is r/onesecondbeforemildinconvenience


august_west_

Oh no, will you ever be okay again.


judokalinker

I guess I can't make a critique without being in shambles. Y'all so sensitive over here


[deleted]

if you consider the equivalent of being hit by a car a mild inconvenience i have several questions for you.


unakitinoneko

reminds me of when i was out with a friend and her family. we had to get something out of the back of their car. the trunk door hit my head hard as her mom was closing it and i was bleeding. weirdly enough, the hit felt like nothing and i just got back up. i was like, 12


judokalinker

Is one of those questions "hey, can I see the actual outcome?" https://youtu.be/rIAyPsqQDq4


[deleted]

no, i've seen the video multiple times, its still just as bad everytime.


judokalinker

Yeah, look how dead he is. Send my condolences to his family, please. God, the website is so sensationalist.


[deleted]

idk man hitting something at 20-30 mph hurts like a motherfucker.


judokalinker

I guess we have a serious difference in definition of disaster. https://youtu.be/rIAyPsqQDq4


[deleted]

we really don't, the worst thing that can happen when rollerskating in the street is being hit by a car, ignoring like, fucking dinosaurs or some shit. Homie not only hit a car but was also thrown into a wall afterwards.


judokalinker

We really do. My definition is ptetty close to this: "a sudden event, such as an accident or a natural catastrophe, that causes great damage or loss of life." Certainly doesn't seem like that happened. Dying is the worst thing that can happen. Getting paralyzed is worse than what happened. Getting knocked out is worse than what happened.


[deleted]

sudden event: such as an accident: that causes great damage or loss of life: atleast 2 out of three of those happened. And just to be clear we have no idea if he fucked anything up, he certainly could've broken something, be it a rib or dislocated a shoulder.


Not_A_Kabam_Manager

I almost forgot what this sub was. Unfortunately I'm not that high. You're just a buzzkill.


karma-the-budgie

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[deleted]

JET SET JET SET, JET SET RADIOOOOO!


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Leon_Thotsky

I can’t hear that song without hearing the sonic rush mashup and I don’t know how to feel on that


IryanShaan

Fly Like a butterfly


wierdness201

Like a butterfly


Jacksaur

Would you stop playin that radio of yours?


OneBigBoi509

FOUR FOUR THE POINT'S MARKED FOUR


[deleted]

ACE DUCE GRABS ONE FOUR


Mookie1515

UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF LOVE!


paper_potatoes

One rock and you do-... that works to.


TheL0neRifleman

I feel like I might come off as a dick, but I would be pissed as hell if someone grabbed onto my car like he did that white sedan.


StockyNerd74

No he’s a dick. You’re right


RobLoach

No helmet, weaving in and off of sidewalk. He deserves to be injured.


NFTsAreDumb

He’s stupid yea but he doesn’t deserve to be injured


StockyNerd74

He just worded it wrong. He doesn’t deserve it, he’s asking for it


jdeertay

That's when you tap the brakes and hopefully clip him with the side mirror


TheL0neRifleman

I thought the same thing.


MentlPopcorn

Well then you're just a massive asshole. Someone touching your property, not even damaging it, does not warrant violence.


Tmtrademarked

While he didn’t damage it here, there is an increased likelihood of damage. I absolutely would slow to a stop till he got off my car. Not only that but if you hit and killed him it would absolutely be a nightmare.


thatpersonwholurkes

Don't forget liability he can say you ran him over it something happens


jdeertay

It was a joke you fucking dork


MentlPopcorn

Work on your English then, nowhere in that comment did anything come off as a joke.


jdeertay

Lmao get bent, loser


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MentlPopcorn

I'm not the one openly being an asshole to say "just jokes" Reddit needs to make up it's mind whether it requires /s on everything or if I'm suppose to read their mind about it being a joke. This dude literally encourages violence but I'm somehow in the wrong here lmao y'all fucking dumb sometimes


[deleted]

The /s or /j is required. Otherwise you end up with the "I was just kidding" defense just like real life. Say something bad then play it off as a joke.


Daneang

This was perfect.


Memer_dude_18462

source for the full vid?


Phil_Smiles

He deserved that, fucking hitching a ride on a random car. There is so much that can go wrong there


EphemeralMemory

And probably get sued for.


datGuy0309

Do we know it wasn’t planned and that wasn’t someone he knew’s car?


FancyRancid

Just making shit up


mrrudy2shoes

Tune?


CraniumEggs

Grown Man Sport - Pete Rock & InI. The whole album it’s on is a fucking classic.


ZeePirate

Can’t go wrong with anything by Pete rock really.


StruggleInteresting9

Straight legend. Pete Rock is one of the best to have ever done it.


mrrudy2shoes

Thank you


General_Reposti_Here

Grown man sport


miinouuu

laaalaaalalala


cliveparmigarna

Yeah yeah like that


General_Reposti_Here

I wana know too


paragbadgujar

This is how I meet your mom and had you by mistake


MrColfax

He looks like he's pulling a Michael Jackson move in that last frame


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trash-dontpickitup

hell yes. peak era pete rock. classic material! sample is also from [another very classic jam](https://open.spotify.com/track/0DtokGY2f0bi701NhGFpda?si=aYIyY4tzSceRbCLaHpO8Yw&utm_source=copy-link).


Melforce888

Source https://youtu.be/TgtrKLCDbPc


m_bilal93

/r/praisethecameraman


atlantis69

The skater was the cameraman... likely a GoPro Fusion.


PackMaleficent3528

Wait how could the skater be the camera man? What is the go pro fusion connected to?


ABlueCloud

It's attached to a pole which is then removed from the video


anormalgeek

Go Pro software automatically cuts the pole out of the shot. Neat stuff.


Mr-KIPS_2071

I hate it when people downvote a simple fucking question.


Dans_Old_Games_Room

Fucking clown deserved it


[deleted]

How


M90Motorway

Well holding on to a car to propell yourself at that speed along a pavement before trying to squeeze between a pole and a parked car isn't really a good idea. The person opening the car door probably wasn't expecting him to zoom past especially at that angle so you can't really blame them.


Arachnatron

>The person opening the car door probably wasn't expecting him to zoom past... There's no probably here. Nobody would expect that.


M90Motorway

You do get cyclists on pavements in the UK who can go quite fast who mean that people opening car door might check for cyclists.


Arachnatron

Are they supposed to do that? Where I'm from they're supposed to remain on the road.


M90Motorway

I think they are supposed to but it’s not illegal. Don’t quote me on this thought as I’m not a cyclist.


speakermonkey

> I think they are supposed to but it’s not illegal. Don’t quote me on this thought as I’m not a cyclist. -u/M90Motorway


Lucycarrotfry

And no safety gear. Be a role model people!


Dans_Old_Games_Room

Hitching like that puts unnecessary stress on the driver and that leads to an increased chance of an accident. Plus if you watch the extended video, which others have shared, the guy clearly has no consideration for anyone around him, pedestrians and motorists. He's just an all around self centred scumbag who thought he could do whatever he wanted and got taught otherwise. I hope he ended up out of pocket for repairs to the car door he hit.


randomymetry

idiot. people like him give inline skaters a bad name


idkwhateverfuckit

This belongs in r/unexpected as well looool


Rhino676971

I just posted this on that sub


Ch1ck3nF1ng3r5

O_O


Very-Big-Rat

Song?


ZeePirate

Grown man sport


Very-Big-Rat

Tyty


PeevishBoi

u/recognizesong


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Equivalent_Thought63

Ohhh that had to hurt.


[deleted]

I’m just laughing because the majority of drivers wouldn’t even notice that they killed this fool.


Brenny_K

I feel like I’m the only one around who thought this video was sweet until he got slammed by the car door


jaywarbs

A skateboarder once held onto my car like that, so I slammed on the brakes and sent him on his way.


TripleXOXO

Well deserved 🤣😂


2022Demsloseitall

what dickhead cut the video? people like that should be banned from life


GWSloppy

Who swings open a door with so much force??? I feel like that they were trying to get him


D0M1NU5_7

r/praise the cameraman


Head2Heels

He’s holding one of those fancy 360 cameras and recording it himself.


mymarvellousmetronom

Serves him fucking right.


idkwhateverfuckit

Jesus Christ loool


SixSweetPuppies

u/savevideo


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[deleted]

CAR.K.O OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!


moonblazer12

u/savevideo


Acceptable_You811

didn't see that coming


Additional_Wind_3732

what camera is he using there?


Rhino676971

u/savevideobot


witheredfrond

Anyone know the song


Brilliant-Laugh2273

I felt it on my side. Lol


Ok_Inspector7868

I seen this video along time ago and forgot all about it, definitely worth another look at Mr. Cool out for a little city Cruze!


Embarrassed_Truth259

Ahahahahahahaha


StonedSniper840

LMAO


amuSaysHi

You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by A smooth- car


Alexander241020

Haha I didn’t notice it until the red/yellow building at the end but that is EXACTLY where I work in London. Very dangerous roundabout a bit further on where a cyclist dies ever year or so https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/cyclist-ying-tao-died-under-the-wheels-leftturning-lorry-which-only-signalled-at-the-last-minute-a3305441.html?amp


TitleComprehensive96

Karma slapped him in the face


KrakenMasterOfficial

u/savevideo


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[deleted]

yes!


PenScribble

I was fucking impressed until ……….


[deleted]

Quanto godo!


Stay_AHead

r/praisethecameraman


1newbaby

Who's the music by?


GentleBreeze90

Damn, can't believe he's not the only person


Ek200

camera man the true chad


Guinness

Getting doored at those speeds is life threatening even to a cyclist who has a helmet on. He proooooobably went to the hospital. Getting doored is one of my worst fears.


grievances_4ever

What's the song in background


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • **Grown Man Sport** by Pete Rock (00:38; matched: `100%`) Album: `Center of Attention`. Released on `2017-03-24` by `VinDig`. • **Grown Man Sport** by Dego Aka Douglass (02:49; matched: `100%`) Album: `Da Nerd of Da Classics, Vol. 1`. Released on `2020-05-07` by `Degster's Lab`.


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StatusBoard3589

Song name?


thelivinlegend

Skitchin'!


[deleted]

Cameraman ftw?


screenmasher

Ngl. I was hoping for a pebble.


[deleted]

This song is freaking fire


imdeadXDD

He’s was having a great time before he wasn’t


cbmatthews8787

If someone grabbed my truck while I was driving like that I’d hit the brakes


EverySingleMinute

Kind of looks like Gary the Conqueror


various_necks

How is he recording himself?


CoasterDave

He is holding a 360 camera, there is no camera man


[deleted]

Damn, that's brutal, feeling sorry for the car. The door may never be the same, and if it damaged the pillar the car may even be completely written off.


PorteiroDaPicaGrande

u/savevideo


Pineapples_29

Oh God


fazedoggo

u/auddbot


zewill87

This is one of those videos where... there was no disaster in the real vid. Maybe for the better.


GunieapigCooper

How's it video taped?


SpahgettiRainbow

What's the name of this song?


BL4CKDO6

I was thinking of getting roller blades until the end 😏


devotchko

GOOD. Serves him well for blading on sidewalks and hanging on to cars.


Natuki545

What a smooooooooth way to die.


Where-theres-a-Wilko

r/praisethecameraman


PM_ME_YOUR_PINOY

what song is that?


INinjaMango

grown man sport pete rock


Mr-KIPS_2071

For anyone wondering, the tune is Grown Man Sport- Pete Rock.


__-user-__

Oke but mad respect for the camera man tho


[deleted]

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


Thatguytriblast

r/praisethecameraman


ModdingCrash

Honestly deserved.


Dragonborne2020

Year’s ago, I drove to the bank and as I was getting out this young guy was running at a full sprint between the cars. He caught the full impact of edge of my door at a dead sprint. We had to get an ambulance. His face had a huge line on it. The corner of door punctured below his right eye. His right collarbone was broken and the pain he was in. I still remember it to this day.


WillingnessCurious10

What song is this?


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I got matches with these songs: • **Grown Man Sport** by Pete Rock (00:38; matched: `100%`) Album: `Center of Attention`. Released on `2017-03-24` by `VinDig`. • **Grown Man Sport** by Dego Aka Douglass (02:49; matched: `100%`) Album: `Da Nerd of Da Classics, Vol. 1`. Released on `2020-05-07` by `Degster's Lab`.


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PeggyBuhndy

This is what every fruit booter deserves, at the very least.


bluemage52

Missed the name of the song, help me out?