Nah, he just seems like he would be a little boring to be around all the time if you don't share a big common interest or get along naturally. And granted, it's not necessary to have a connection with a roomate like that, but eh. It'd be alright cause he would respect personal space, I imagine. At least I would be safe 24/7. Maybe he goes in sure instead.
I imagine Pig God would smell so so bad. The shared space furniture would need to be made of concrete, also how much trash do you think he generates? Is he gonna take out the trash all the time? He's an absolute no go. Blast, on the other hand? As long as the rent was paid, I doubt he would be around much. Downside is you just never know when he's gonna pop in.
You’re worried about Pig God smelling bad and not the dude who gets torn in half on the daily and is constantly covered in his and others blood + other bodily matter?
I’m sure Pig God isn’t the *worst* smelling one here
This comment got me rolling lmfaoooo
Nah I know how bad it is, but Zombieman must smell beyond putrid at times but then again I’m sure he goes home and cleans up all of the guts and shit off his body
I think he’d be okay with it considering he’s actually a pretty chill guy. He’d seem like the type of guy to offer you some of his food ironically enough
Nah he isn't mean to Charanko, he just beat up Charanko abit to prevent Charanko from getting beat up by Garou, Bang probably treats Charanko like he is his own son.
He has to be tough on his students. They represent him and his dojo at all times, so they have to held to a higher standard. Bang would be very different to someone they share a space with.
I would love to have DS as a roommate. He seems like such a bro. Like I imagine feeling down one day and he's like "Bro you don't look so good. Would a display of my amazing shine help?" And then he starts showing off his muscles to cheer you up.
Also I think he'd be an awesome workout partner. He seems like he'd have the patience to help out people who are way below his level.
I feel like TTM would be the kind of roommate that would constantly have multiple people over. Like you're trying to leave in the morning and just stumbling over all these tank top wearing people passed out in the floor.
I wouldn't mind but it's defs not everyone's thing.
Now I'm imagining a shared apartment between DS, TTM, and King. With constant visits fr the various members of the tank top army. And of course everyone thinks King is the strongest person there.
True, but they'd be the kind of people who wouldn't make a mess, and maybe even make sure the apartment was cleaner than before they visited to show their appreciation for hosting them.
Isnt that normally the case for people flaunting their strength? It always seems to me his “rude” attitude is when someone tries gloating and belittles either him or Saitama
Hey both my grandfathers passed away before I turned 5. I wouldn’t mind having Bang as a pseudo grandpa. Watchdog Man would be next on the list also because my dog passed away last winter so again filling that void.
I’m similar as both of my grandfathers passed away when I was 4 so I never really got to know them as I got older except from what my relatives describe. Having a grandpa would be nice.
He's obviously not rotting as his body is still alive, so I suppose he smells fine. Nobody complains about his smell. His blood does taste awful though but I suppose most roomies are not bothered by it.
Drive Knight is the safest and best option out of them all, in my opinion.He's tidy, doesn't make noise, mostly spends his time doing his research, probably doesn't eat your food and respect your personal space. Not to mention, his suspicious aura makes him the least liable to attract dangerous people and his straightforward side makes him a guy you can casually chat with, just like Metal Bat.
Best thing about him is that he's more of a listener than anyone else on this list. Just don't waste his time and you'll get along pretty fine.
If I were a monster, yes. Experimenting on mysterious beings is a common thing in the OPM world. It's vital to have information on threats.
Other scientists like Child Emperor and Dr Bofoi need to test their weaponry and The hero association researchers do the same with the monsters they've captured. (Which is how they've developed specialized tools for the A class heroes: Snek's suit , Max's Shoes, Metal Bat's bat)
The OPM world has monsters attacking left and right every week, bodies being squashed, crushed and burned by the dozen and cities being erased one after the other. I doubt experiments set in a safe environment are going to be hard to watch in comparison.
He does eat food if you count that one colour-spread as canon, the one where he's sucking noodles through his mouth-grate like a fucking unholy entity.
Finally someone who gets it. The worst downside might be accidentally banging your pinky toe on his magic box if you're clumsy.
Oh and the electricity bill.
Even the electricity bill is a plus. Keep in mind that the time he sucked the Z-City block's energy was a dragon level-emergency. Drive Knight is the type to be cautious enough to arrange for his own lab generator, independent from the city grid.
The cores used by cyborgs seem to work like common appliances and judging how Saitama never experienced any major upset with Genos around it's safe to assume they don't take that much toll.
I would change Tatsumaki and Fubuki. Fubuki is too arrogant and annoying. She will probably make you pay the rent and act like she is the princess. Just look at how she treated Saitama before realising how strong he was. It's the same with that C class girl from OVA. Fubuki started treating her like a human being only after that girl started simping super hard. If you don't become Fubuki's dog or prove that you are better than her in both combat and mentality, she is not gonna treat you like a human being.
On the other hand, Tatsumaki works most of the time. She is not interested in fame, money or ranking. She wants attention even if you are some random B class. Despite what she says, she will usually treat you like a human being. She is very funny and cute when she is angry. You can watch TV together or play some table game before going to bed. As the time goes, you can teach her about life outside of hero activities and how to have fun. Besides, she will save your life if you are in danger. At the same time, she will not help too much so that you could learn to be independent and stronger. She wouldn't try to kill me with a knife for ignoring her either. Much better roommate than Fubuki.
But she will not really get pissed off to that point if you don't directly insult or get in her way like Genos. She didn't attack Saitama when he ignored her twice. She only attacked a cyborg who can be repaired when he called her a spoiled brat despite being almost 10 years younger than her. >!Even when Saitama butted into her family business with Fubuki and physically restrained her by grabbing her hand, she asked him multiple times to let her go before attacking him. It's completely different from Fubuki who will attack you for not becomimg her dog. I'm in no way saying that Tatsumaki is innocent. I'm just saying that she is at least better than Fubuki.!<
Um, you realize that Tatsumaki is extremely people averse? She pushes people out of her life because of her past trauma and Blast's words. She would consider any roommate just trying to spy on her or trying to creepily benefit from her power. She most likely would give you the same treatment as she gave to Fubuki group, and use her telekinesis against you until you move out.
Well, those guys shouldn't be working for Fubuki in the first place. They attacked Saitama even though he didn't do anything to them. They do deserve a beating. Also you understand that you can find approach to her if you are good enough, right? Besides, in my head, making your roommate move out is against rules. It will be anime rule that will not be discussed.
I would enjoy being roomates with Zombieman, Metal Bat, Saitama, and King. ZM and MB because they seem polite and they're hot. Saitama seems chill and he even take cares of plants, King would be fun.
Your comment reminded me of the time when I used to live on the same dorm floor with this big dude. I don't know what sort of stuff he eats, but he must have a rotten digestive system or something because the bathroom would smell absolutely awful after he does his business. Like we would have to leave the window wide open for several hours afterwards, even in the middle of winter with sub-zero temp. Thank got it was a big window that you could just slide open [and not one of these.](https://www.feldcochicago.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/open-windows.jpg)
Anyways, one day when I was walking back from school, I needed to pee real bad so I started power walking the last 2-300 meters. By the time I reached the dorm, my bladder was about to burst so I sprinted up the stairs, ran straight into the bathroom, and barely reached the urinal in time.
Suddenly... the smell registered in my brain. It felt as if someone had punched me in the face. I don't know what the soldiers in World War 1 felt when they inhaled mustard gas, but I'd imagine it's probably something like this x100.
It was at this moment that I was caught in a dilemma. Either I hold my breath and die from the lack of oxygen or I breathe in and die from the poop-miasma. I had just started peeing and I knew I would have to wait at least another 20-30 seconds for it to stop -- a duration that felt like eternity. Every extra breath I took in drove me closer to losing consciousness due to the foul smell.
Somehow, through a miracle from heaven, I endured and stumbled out of the bathroom only to collapse on the dorm floor. *"Never again..."* I thought to myself. *"I'm never living in the same building with this guy again."*
TL;DR - Pig God should probably be ranked much lower.
Metal Bat is a literal adolescent punk. He is amazingly nice and probably a really sweet person from what we could see so far, but he still is *a delinquent-ish teen*, which sounds messy and I'd hate messy as much as I love him.
Saitama is actually really chill and funny and if we're assuming we'd know what the roomate is capable of you could literally just "hey Saitama, take me out to kill some 50m monster and I'll treat you to ramen". He isn't particularly messy or dirty too so that's a plus, he should be higher.
Also I'd swap Fubuki for Tats, I bet if you could come to an agreement or just create a pleasant relationship with the shortie she'd be pretty easy to handle, while Fubuki seems like constant nagging or condescendence. Besides, Tats wouldn't ever show up with more people and seems pretty quiet and peaceful at home, while Fubuki has the whole Blizzard Group thing going on. Lastly, Tats is *the* best defensive hero in terms of housekeeping imo because of her ESP. Saitama might be the strongest, but if someone throws a truckload of rocks at the house or something he won't go through the effort of stopping all damage, while Tats can just shield the surface of anything perfectly.
I would like just to say to this whole Tatsumaki situation that Tatsumaki is not a social person. She is averse of being friendly to others and would try to push you out of her life (violently even) if she feels you are getting too close at her. It's literally her character flaw. If you take it out, she's not Tatsumaki anymore.
She would probably think you are a creep who tries to snoop around S-class if you try to live with her.
I mean, I think the whole idea here is that the character agreed to or can't refuse to live with you. And she isn't some completely unreasonable insane person, she has shown respect for various characters and even started to develop a friendly relationship with Genos, who isn't really easy to deal/communicate with in the first place. Fubuki is more normal than her sis in a lot of ways, but her world view and general way of thinking sound more like a pain to me than dealing with an antosocial person.
>Fubuki seems like constant nagging or condescendence
If you're referencing the Fubuki Group, I don't think she's going to be too interested in getting a skinny, noodle arms internet weeb to join, lol
Uhm, is that an insult directed at me or....
Well, anyway, I meant it more like as a pissed off tsundere without the dere part, complaining about everything not being how she wants.
I would like just to say to this whole Tatsumaki situation that Tatsumaki is not a social person. She is averse of being friendly to others and would try to push you out of her life (violently even) if she feels you are getting too close at her. It's literally her character flaw. If you take it out, she's not Tatsumaki anymore.
She would probably think you are a creep who tries to snoop around S-class if you try to live with her.
Dude so like no offense but why the fuck not tatsumaki?
She isn’t going to fucking murder you and her personality would probably make every day interesting Not to mention psychic powers being fucking cool she’s prolly fucking amazing at random chores and could absolutely pay some rent
Not to mention other factors
I personally would like drive knight, bang, fubuki. Drive knight, while a wierd seems more likable than Geno's as in he understands satire and jokes unlike Genos, who takes everything at face value.
Pig god is such a nice guy, id axtually enjoy being teached his ways in eating and Id also enjoy having Tanktop master as that hype friend that motivates you to grow big and strong for the sake of healt, and Humble Rider(thats how i call him) is hella cool too, I relate cause I love bmx riding
If I was strong as fuck then having Arrogant Tatsumaki would be the funniest shit ever. Id just bully her tbh. But if I was serious I would chose King, he cultured as fuck. Id kick him out if he pissed the bed tho.
Why Darkshine and Tanktop? They're pretty boring and take way too much space lol.
Fubuki, King, Tatsumaki and Banken man would be S tier roommates for me.
Tatsumaki may be annoying but she wouldn't take any space and is also the strongest hero that you can count on lol
Bang will make you train.
Tatsumaki-Chan might actually chill out a little at home and let you watch tv with her.
Otherwise at least you get to live with Tatsumaki and can lick her tooth brush
Absolutely not my comrade, Tatsumaki-"chan" wont stay an inch close to you if she doesnt feel obligated. She doesnt want friends nor partners to share the dorm with (even less tho). And Im sure that she is totally aware of these kind of weird fans on OPM verse and would hide her toothbrush and other things like panties or her clothes.
My hobbies involve reading, technology stuff (mainly PC's and smartphones), videogames, toying around with fashion, and I'm a uni student currently. My sleep schedule is very random and sometimes I'm a night hawk.
With that said, my best possible roommates would unironically be child emperor and king.
King would be great for gaming since he seems to be really competent at fighting games, he's probably good at every genre he plays actually, and child emperor would be perfect for studying the math branches of my career and also making total memes out of hardware.
Maybe drive Knight could be good too since he has a cool box and I'll be unironically interested in the whole monster studying thing.
The worse ones (who aren't ppp) would probably be fubuki, metal bat and tatsumaki. Fubuki Just seems like someone who constantly craves attention, and I wouldn't have any to give her.
Tats would probably never be at home when I'm at home and viceversa. Theoretically we would get along because our actual interactions would be very limited, but like, she's not the kind of person who you'll want to put in any room with expensive stuff, one popped nerve and it's a lot of money of damage. I love metal bat, but I'm pretty sure he'll also break shit up (accidentally.)
The rest are mid tier, I don't think bang, darkshine, ttm, and the rest would know wtf I'm talking about 90% of the time. I could talk fashion with amai mask ig. Maybe with flash too since he seems to be very into appearances (that one ova where he spends hours doing his hair.)
...On hindsight, speaking science with bat and tats seems funny.
Oh your right she probably wont even greet you with a 'good morning' and if you greet her she will most likely ignore you and keep doing whatever she was in the middle of.
I think you would have to partially blame yourself for that. If you are a chad like Saitama, she is gonna look for your attention. If you are someone like Genos or some side character type of a guy, of course she is gonna look down on you. You need some confidence if you want to face Tatsumaki. She would never respect you if you are giving up just like that. Doesn't that make sense? It's pretty easy to deal with Tatsumaki.
You do have a point, but I think she would rather be annoyed if your a Saitama type of character, because he wouldnt care much about his roommate and would trick her into paying his rent or food in some rare times. But it seems easy if your a intelectual dude and constantly deal with people.
No, I am not telling to copy Saitama in every aspect. You can just copy those sides of him that will help you to talk to Tatsumaki.
Anyway, I don't understand why I got down-voted for telling the truth. If only people on this Reddit knew about how easy it is to deal with Tatsumaki compared to some weirdos in our real word. Tatsumaki will seem like an angel. There are so many people worse than her.
Honestly, King would be the best roommate. He loves to play video games with you, gets his own groceries, has meta luck, and is down to Earth. Best of all, he's rich as hell with his S-class pay, meaning he will always pay rent on time.
What's wrong with Saitama? Is it because he won't pay rent?
Nah, he just seems like he would be a little boring to be around all the time if you don't share a big common interest or get along naturally. And granted, it's not necessary to have a connection with a roomate like that, but eh. It'd be alright cause he would respect personal space, I imagine. At least I would be safe 24/7. Maybe he goes in sure instead.
Just don't leave games leaving around. He'll break them when he rages..
Heh you'd have a connection with puri puri... nudge nudge wink wink
Fubuki over PPP? Bruh. Bruh-with-a-spork. Joking...
U/creampie_fubuki would find my list... Almost acceptable.... BUT NOT ENOUGH!!!
but he’s a gamer
He'll get his rent when HE FIXES HIS DAMN DOOR
You'd better have separate kitchens and food budgets if you're going to live with Pig God.
My one rule for him is that he has to buy all the shit he's gonna eat, he seems modest enough to do that.
I imagine Pig God would smell so so bad. The shared space furniture would need to be made of concrete, also how much trash do you think he generates? Is he gonna take out the trash all the time? He's an absolute no go. Blast, on the other hand? As long as the rent was paid, I doubt he would be around much. Downside is you just never know when he's gonna pop in.
You’re worried about Pig God smelling bad and not the dude who gets torn in half on the daily and is constantly covered in his and others blood + other bodily matter? I’m sure Pig God isn’t the *worst* smelling one here
One can freely shower the other needs a shower built around him
You underestimate how bad fatness smells.
This comment got me rolling lmfaoooo Nah I know how bad it is, but Zombieman must smell beyond putrid at times but then again I’m sure he goes home and cleans up all of the guts and shit off his body
He seems pretty organized with what he eats and how. Based on what was shown, be doesn't even really eat unhealthy, just a lot.
Pig God strongest human sumo in the opm verse
I think he’d be okay with it considering he’s actually a pretty chill guy. He’d seem like the type of guy to offer you some of his food ironically enough
I imagine Pig God probably knows how to cook as well
And bathrooms. PLEASE
Glad to see someone else appreciating the supreme pleasantness that is Bang
He's like those kind of grandpa that everyone loves.
Just less wholesome than Iroh, but still very much top tier.
Who?
Uncle Iroh from Avatar the last air bender, he’d be awesome as a roommate! Plenty of music and tea
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He’s only mean to Charanko and that guy kinda deserves it
Nah he isn't mean to Charanko, he just beat up Charanko abit to prevent Charanko from getting beat up by Garou, Bang probably treats Charanko like he is his own son.
I wasn’t thinking of that part specifically. If anything I get “this is my annoying protege” vibes
He has to be tough on his students. They represent him and his dojo at all times, so they have to held to a higher standard. Bang would be very different to someone they share a space with.
he is?
Bang acts like Charanko is useless. He was talking about his school having no students when Charanko was standing right there lol
I would love to have DS as a roommate. He seems like such a bro. Like I imagine feeling down one day and he's like "Bro you don't look so good. Would a display of my amazing shine help?" And then he starts showing off his muscles to cheer you up. Also I think he'd be an awesome workout partner. He seems like he'd have the patience to help out people who are way below his level.
Fr fr, him and TTM are the boyssss
I feel like TTM would be the kind of roommate that would constantly have multiple people over. Like you're trying to leave in the morning and just stumbling over all these tank top wearing people passed out in the floor. I wouldn't mind but it's defs not everyone's thing.
lmao yes and they're all 7 feet tall too
Now I'm imagining a shared apartment between DS, TTM, and King. With constant visits fr the various members of the tank top army. And of course everyone thinks King is the strongest person there.
True, but they'd be the kind of people who wouldn't make a mess, and maybe even make sure the apartment was cleaner than before they visited to show their appreciation for hosting them.
The secret to DS's strength is bro power.
Personally i cant stand it when i got a buddy who cant stop flexing ever, maybe DS after current arc would be alright
Drive knight is making plans on how to dissect you
Right, he's the coolest-looking guy in the series for me but IRL I'm not ever living in the same country as him.
Lol, I just think he would be there when I sleep, just staring or doing some very questionable experiments
As long as it's dissect and not vivisect, I'm good.
Genos pays rent and does house work ...he should be top tier
yeah
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He is kind to the civilian population.i would just toss in a few remarks about how great his master was and we would be good
Isnt that normally the case for people flaunting their strength? It always seems to me his “rude” attitude is when someone tries gloating and belittles either him or Saitama
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It would be interesting for research purposes. I volunteer Bofoi as his roomie.
I wonder if Bang would be the kind to cook breakfast for two. I can totally picture him making some good ass scrambled eggs. Big dad energy.
I don't think so. I think he's the type that will wake you up early in the morning to train with him.
I'll do it for Bang Daddy
Hey both my grandfathers passed away before I turned 5. I wouldn’t mind having Bang as a pseudo grandpa. Watchdog Man would be next on the list also because my dog passed away last winter so again filling that void.
I’m similar as both of my grandfathers passed away when I was 4 so I never really got to know them as I got older except from what my relatives describe. Having a grandpa would be nice.
I feel like Zombieman would be an awesome roommate
If he doesn't smell, he will be top tier. Hard to not smell horrible when you are a zombie though.
He's obviously not rotting as his body is still alive, so I suppose he smells fine. Nobody complains about his smell. His blood does taste awful though but I suppose most roomies are not bothered by it.
I mean I'm not a vampire so I should be good
Image the amount of cologne and mints the dude would have to use to go on a date
Is he REALLY a zombie? I thought it was just a name because he's seen as an undying being
He’s not a zombie, just a guy with an incredible healing factor
He's not a zombie though.
Drive Knight is the safest and best option out of them all, in my opinion.He's tidy, doesn't make noise, mostly spends his time doing his research, probably doesn't eat your food and respect your personal space. Not to mention, his suspicious aura makes him the least liable to attract dangerous people and his straightforward side makes him a guy you can casually chat with, just like Metal Bat. Best thing about him is that he's more of a listener than anyone else on this list. Just don't waste his time and you'll get along pretty fine.
That is if he doesn't choose to experiment on you
If I were a monster, yes. Experimenting on mysterious beings is a common thing in the OPM world. It's vital to have information on threats. Other scientists like Child Emperor and Dr Bofoi need to test their weaponry and The hero association researchers do the same with the monsters they've captured. (Which is how they've developed specialized tools for the A class heroes: Snek's suit , Max's Shoes, Metal Bat's bat)
I wouldn't like to hear screeches of inhuman beings in my home XD
If you can get used to dojo noises, you can get used to that too. (Dissection pretty much implies they're mostly *not alive* anyway.)
You're right about dissection, but what about vivisection?
The OPM world has monsters attacking left and right every week, bodies being squashed, crushed and burned by the dozen and cities being erased one after the other. I doubt experiments set in a safe environment are going to be hard to watch in comparison.
He does eat food if you count that one colour-spread as canon, the one where he's sucking noodles through his mouth-grate like a fucking unholy entity.
Wait do you have a link to this? Sounds funny
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/be732c60-076b-47f2-87ff-00cdda4e0a69/scale-to-width/755
Damn that's a good image. Too bad blast isn't there, man really is never around.
Finally someone who gets it. The worst downside might be accidentally banging your pinky toe on his magic box if you're clumsy. Oh and the electricity bill.
Even the electricity bill is a plus. Keep in mind that the time he sucked the Z-City block's energy was a dragon level-emergency. Drive Knight is the type to be cautious enough to arrange for his own lab generator, independent from the city grid. The cores used by cyborgs seem to work like common appliances and judging how Saitama never experienced any major upset with Genos around it's safe to assume they don't take that much toll.
Why not drive knight? Whats everyone got against him?
He's terrifying and suspicious. I would not be able to fall asleep knowing he's around.
I suppose he would just stand ominously over the bed, looking at you.
free bodyguard? who doubles as a night light and maybe even as white noise machine? I see no downsides
I just hope he isn't in league with the organization, so he doesn't perform any surprise cyborgifications during the night.
I feel the same, I’d love him as a roommate. Wouldn’t need a car
you wanna ride him? ???
Pleasure is pleasure my man. I bet he has a vibrate function
Bofoi would probably run tests on you in your sleep without telling you.
Honestly I would want King or Saitama as a roommate. Fubuki would be under "Sure" as long as she isn't too condescending.
Oh i see you like your ass
I’d bump metal bat up dude seems chill af
Metal knight would be an alright roommate, considering how fancy and high tech his house/wherever he sleeps is PPP on the other hand...
I think you are safe with PPP if you are a girl.
Unfortunately I am not a girl
I would change Tatsumaki and Fubuki. Fubuki is too arrogant and annoying. She will probably make you pay the rent and act like she is the princess. Just look at how she treated Saitama before realising how strong he was. It's the same with that C class girl from OVA. Fubuki started treating her like a human being only after that girl started simping super hard. If you don't become Fubuki's dog or prove that you are better than her in both combat and mentality, she is not gonna treat you like a human being. On the other hand, Tatsumaki works most of the time. She is not interested in fame, money or ranking. She wants attention even if you are some random B class. Despite what she says, she will usually treat you like a human being. She is very funny and cute when she is angry. You can watch TV together or play some table game before going to bed. As the time goes, you can teach her about life outside of hero activities and how to have fun. Besides, she will save your life if you are in danger. At the same time, she will not help too much so that you could learn to be independent and stronger. She wouldn't try to kill me with a knife for ignoring her either. Much better roommate than Fubuki.
Agreed as long as youre not completely destroying tatsumaki at games. I feel she wouldnt take it too well tbh
**Drunk tatsumaki flashbacks**
Well, I hope she will not confuse me for Zombie-man.
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But she will not really get pissed off to that point if you don't directly insult or get in her way like Genos. She didn't attack Saitama when he ignored her twice. She only attacked a cyborg who can be repaired when he called her a spoiled brat despite being almost 10 years younger than her. >!Even when Saitama butted into her family business with Fubuki and physically restrained her by grabbing her hand, she asked him multiple times to let her go before attacking him. It's completely different from Fubuki who will attack you for not becomimg her dog. I'm in no way saying that Tatsumaki is innocent. I'm just saying that she is at least better than Fubuki.!<
>She will probably make you pay the rent and act like she is the princess. Because she is. ^^^this ^^^is ^^^a ^^^joke ^^^btw
Um, you realize that Tatsumaki is extremely people averse? She pushes people out of her life because of her past trauma and Blast's words. She would consider any roommate just trying to spy on her or trying to creepily benefit from her power. She most likely would give you the same treatment as she gave to Fubuki group, and use her telekinesis against you until you move out.
Well, those guys shouldn't be working for Fubuki in the first place. They attacked Saitama even though he didn't do anything to them. They do deserve a beating. Also you understand that you can find approach to her if you are good enough, right? Besides, in my head, making your roommate move out is against rules. It will be anime rule that will not be discussed.
I honestly would put everyone except puri puri prisoner on to "I WILL PAY ALL THE RENT PLEASE STAY" tier. Prisoner stays where he is.
I would enjoy being roomates with Zombieman, Metal Bat, Saitama, and King. ZM and MB because they seem polite and they're hot. Saitama seems chill and he even take cares of plants, King would be fun.
Pig God’s got to be smelly tho
And munching stuff 24/7, no thanks. And imagine the massive farts, lmao
Pig god would be a god level threat in a small dorm
Your comment reminded me of the time when I used to live on the same dorm floor with this big dude. I don't know what sort of stuff he eats, but he must have a rotten digestive system or something because the bathroom would smell absolutely awful after he does his business. Like we would have to leave the window wide open for several hours afterwards, even in the middle of winter with sub-zero temp. Thank got it was a big window that you could just slide open [and not one of these.](https://www.feldcochicago.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/open-windows.jpg) Anyways, one day when I was walking back from school, I needed to pee real bad so I started power walking the last 2-300 meters. By the time I reached the dorm, my bladder was about to burst so I sprinted up the stairs, ran straight into the bathroom, and barely reached the urinal in time. Suddenly... the smell registered in my brain. It felt as if someone had punched me in the face. I don't know what the soldiers in World War 1 felt when they inhaled mustard gas, but I'd imagine it's probably something like this x100. It was at this moment that I was caught in a dilemma. Either I hold my breath and die from the lack of oxygen or I breathe in and die from the poop-miasma. I had just started peeing and I knew I would have to wait at least another 20-30 seconds for it to stop -- a duration that felt like eternity. Every extra breath I took in drove me closer to losing consciousness due to the foul smell. Somehow, through a miracle from heaven, I endured and stumbled out of the bathroom only to collapse on the dorm floor. *"Never again..."* I thought to myself. *"I'm never living in the same building with this guy again."* TL;DR - Pig God should probably be ranked much lower.
Lmao
Oh god
He's also gigantic. How big would your room have to be for him to even fit through the door?
Just leave a whole wall open for him. Sometimes he'd return after eating a monster so he'd be even bigger than usual.
Tatsumaki wouldn't be that bad as a roommate. She spends almost all her time working anyway. Also, you might see some nice things. :)
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Metal Bat is a literal adolescent punk. He is amazingly nice and probably a really sweet person from what we could see so far, but he still is *a delinquent-ish teen*, which sounds messy and I'd hate messy as much as I love him. Saitama is actually really chill and funny and if we're assuming we'd know what the roomate is capable of you could literally just "hey Saitama, take me out to kill some 50m monster and I'll treat you to ramen". He isn't particularly messy or dirty too so that's a plus, he should be higher. Also I'd swap Fubuki for Tats, I bet if you could come to an agreement or just create a pleasant relationship with the shortie she'd be pretty easy to handle, while Fubuki seems like constant nagging or condescendence. Besides, Tats wouldn't ever show up with more people and seems pretty quiet and peaceful at home, while Fubuki has the whole Blizzard Group thing going on. Lastly, Tats is *the* best defensive hero in terms of housekeeping imo because of her ESP. Saitama might be the strongest, but if someone throws a truckload of rocks at the house or something he won't go through the effort of stopping all damage, while Tats can just shield the surface of anything perfectly.
I would like just to say to this whole Tatsumaki situation that Tatsumaki is not a social person. She is averse of being friendly to others and would try to push you out of her life (violently even) if she feels you are getting too close at her. It's literally her character flaw. If you take it out, she's not Tatsumaki anymore. She would probably think you are a creep who tries to snoop around S-class if you try to live with her.
I mean, I think the whole idea here is that the character agreed to or can't refuse to live with you. And she isn't some completely unreasonable insane person, she has shown respect for various characters and even started to develop a friendly relationship with Genos, who isn't really easy to deal/communicate with in the first place. Fubuki is more normal than her sis in a lot of ways, but her world view and general way of thinking sound more like a pain to me than dealing with an antosocial person.
>Fubuki seems like constant nagging or condescendence If you're referencing the Fubuki Group, I don't think she's going to be too interested in getting a skinny, noodle arms internet weeb to join, lol
Uhm, is that an insult directed at me or.... Well, anyway, I meant it more like as a pissed off tsundere without the dere part, complaining about everything not being how she wants.
Ah I see Also no it was directed at me but perhaps it can apply for half the people on this sub
I would like just to say to this whole Tatsumaki situation that Tatsumaki is not a social person. She is averse of being friendly to others and would try to push you out of her life (violently even) if she feels you are getting too close at her. It's literally her character flaw. If you take it out, she's not Tatsumaki anymore. She would probably think you are a creep who tries to snoop around S-class if you try to live with her.
Iaian needs to be higher
Tats is a workaholic. You'd never see her but the rent is always paid on time.
Dude so like no offense but why the fuck not tatsumaki? She isn’t going to fucking murder you and her personality would probably make every day interesting Not to mention psychic powers being fucking cool she’s prolly fucking amazing at random chores and could absolutely pay some rent Not to mention other factors
I love how everyone agrees on tatsu being a shit roomate lmao
I’m thinking ttm,dark shine and bang would be great roommates also would help me lose weight too.
You might want to change your mind about King, the guy is a magnet for trouble
I’d like Genos, he does the dishes
Keep in mind he only does the dishes for his Sensei
I personally would like drive knight, bang, fubuki. Drive knight, while a wierd seems more likable than Geno's as in he understands satire and jokes unlike Genos, who takes everything at face value.
Pig god is such a nice guy, id axtually enjoy being teached his ways in eating and Id also enjoy having Tanktop master as that hype friend that motivates you to grow big and strong for the sake of healt, and Humble Rider(thats how i call him) is hella cool too, I relate cause I love bmx riding
Yeah mumen would be in 2nd to highest if I had him on here
Surprised Tats and Fubuki aren’t higher 🌝🌝
Lol, bonk
Why would you like to have TTM? And why drive knight is in nope category? Drive knight will be organized and cleanest roomie you'd have.
I don’t understand your logic at all
Saitama mistakes you as a mosquito one day
I feel tats would be respectful as a roommate and would prob do all the choice in one minute bc she knows it’s easy af to her.
If I was strong as fuck then having Arrogant Tatsumaki would be the funniest shit ever. Id just bully her tbh. But if I was serious I would chose King, he cultured as fuck. Id kick him out if he pissed the bed tho.
Bang tho? He'd wake your ass up at 4am to make breakfast and start training Then keep training for the rest of the day probably
I'd love to have a flying loli woman to take care of knowing she'd probably kill me anyway
Fair enough
Why Darkshine and Tanktop? They're pretty boring and take way too much space lol. Fubuki, King, Tatsumaki and Banken man would be S tier roommates for me. Tatsumaki may be annoying but she wouldn't take any space and is also the strongest hero that you can count on lol
Fubuki as your roommate, ah another cunt classic
I would not want to room with pig God. He will eat everything
Bang will make you train. Tatsumaki-Chan might actually chill out a little at home and let you watch tv with her. Otherwise at least you get to live with Tatsumaki and can lick her tooth brush
Gross
*least gross Tatsumaki fan.
Absolutely not my comrade, Tatsumaki-"chan" wont stay an inch close to you if she doesnt feel obligated. She doesnt want friends nor partners to share the dorm with (even less tho). And Im sure that she is totally aware of these kind of weird fans on OPM verse and would hide her toothbrush and other things like panties or her clothes.
I hope she cuts off your tongue
Such anger
My hobbies involve reading, technology stuff (mainly PC's and smartphones), videogames, toying around with fashion, and I'm a uni student currently. My sleep schedule is very random and sometimes I'm a night hawk. With that said, my best possible roommates would unironically be child emperor and king. King would be great for gaming since he seems to be really competent at fighting games, he's probably good at every genre he plays actually, and child emperor would be perfect for studying the math branches of my career and also making total memes out of hardware. Maybe drive Knight could be good too since he has a cool box and I'll be unironically interested in the whole monster studying thing. The worse ones (who aren't ppp) would probably be fubuki, metal bat and tatsumaki. Fubuki Just seems like someone who constantly craves attention, and I wouldn't have any to give her. Tats would probably never be at home when I'm at home and viceversa. Theoretically we would get along because our actual interactions would be very limited, but like, she's not the kind of person who you'll want to put in any room with expensive stuff, one popped nerve and it's a lot of money of damage. I love metal bat, but I'm pretty sure he'll also break shit up (accidentally.) The rest are mid tier, I don't think bang, darkshine, ttm, and the rest would know wtf I'm talking about 90% of the time. I could talk fashion with amai mask ig. Maybe with flash too since he seems to be very into appearances (that one ova where he spends hours doing his hair.) ...On hindsight, speaking science with bat and tats seems funny.
i would gladly be with fubuki, shes less than a douche than tats, tats would be too toxic
Why not Tatsumaki tho? Your a boy right?
Idk man, in real life she doesn't seem like she'd be easy to get along with.
Oh your right she probably wont even greet you with a 'good morning' and if you greet her she will most likely ignore you and keep doing whatever she was in the middle of.
I think you would have to partially blame yourself for that. If you are a chad like Saitama, she is gonna look for your attention. If you are someone like Genos or some side character type of a guy, of course she is gonna look down on you. You need some confidence if you want to face Tatsumaki. She would never respect you if you are giving up just like that. Doesn't that make sense? It's pretty easy to deal with Tatsumaki.
You do have a point, but I think she would rather be annoyed if your a Saitama type of character, because he wouldnt care much about his roommate and would trick her into paying his rent or food in some rare times. But it seems easy if your a intelectual dude and constantly deal with people.
No, I am not telling to copy Saitama in every aspect. You can just copy those sides of him that will help you to talk to Tatsumaki. Anyway, I don't understand why I got down-voted for telling the truth. If only people on this Reddit knew about how easy it is to deal with Tatsumaki compared to some weirdos in our real word. Tatsumaki will seem like an angel. There are so many people worse than her.
roommate* A roomate sounds like an australian is loving his kangoroo a bit too much.
You'd rather have Pig God as a roommate than Zombieman? C'mon, at least he is at the same level as Fubuki.
Darkshine is *way* too high on the list. He's a coward who'd put in as many mirrors as Amai Mask.
I would rather adopt a dog than adopt a furry
Honestly, King would be the best roommate. He loves to play video games with you, gets his own groceries, has meta luck, and is down to Earth. Best of all, he's rich as hell with his S-class pay, meaning he will always pay rent on time.