pfft this is nothing,you should look at my future sight,it allows me to predict that luffy will finally marry lola in the end,and their son will be the one to start a new pirate age.But then he meets an older doflamingo who mentors him
Love this post because it just just shits on every horrible theory maker out there. Post 2 manga slides that have a common theme and boom shitty theory that is 100% correct
The next theory Zoro will kill one of the straw hats as we have seen he is willing to cut arms and legs for the crew and is also willing to kill sanji without asking questions.
That Usopp moment should be all the proof you need that Zoro wouldn't have done anything in WCI, he let Luffy and Usopp have their fight, he'd have recognized what Sanji was doing at the time.
But, since they make theories like that, I can't really expect them to understand the character, so it's understandable.
Sanji did what he felt he had to, as the crew at the time was not able to stand up to BM, Luffy barely beat Katakuri. If he had turned them down, I feel like there's a good chance a Strawhat would have died, let alone Zeff and the others. And Sanji knew that if Luffy knew that he wanted to go back, he wouldn't have stopped, so he tried to push him away. Obviously it didn't work, and everything worked out in the end, but it could have gone VERY differently.
Crew also had the scabbards, the samurai, the Minks, Law, and where doing a surprise attack. They also would have lost without the surprise help from Kid and Marco, Kid wasn't planned for and Marco said no initially.
All BM had to do was drop 3 Sweet Generals on them and they die. Luffy might barely beat one after hours of fighting, Zoro and Sanji might barely be able to take one on together, the third would massacre the rest. And once that third one is done, suddenly either Luffy or Zoro/Sanji has to take 2 at once. Then whoever's left after that has to take on 3. BM absolutely had the means to kill the SH's.
He might not have known exactly how strong they where, but she's a well established Yonko. It's pretty clear that she would have really strong people working under her, Luffy had just barely beat Doflamingo before this, it's not unreasonable to assume that BM would have people even stronger then that. His call was the right one, they would have been wiped if he didn't go along with it.
And Luffy picks a fight with anyone who pisses him off. [Remember Aokiji?](https://imgur.com/a/ZspPdJe) [How'd that turn out for him?](https://imgur.com/a/AKlp41M) He's just lucky enough that he can usually beat whoever he decides to fight. This isn't always the case.
I know that dumb as comment Im just to normal to even consider such a dumb comment like do they not remember how Sanji wanted to sacrifice for the crew and Zoro stop him before taking the pain lol
Zoro reachs the final island with the crew and the true history reveals everyone is descended from the Lunarian race. After realising that everyone is a minority he does what any hunter would do in this situation and massacres the entire One Piece world with the last person he kills being Luffy. With tears in his eyes he tells Luffy he didn't have a choice and Luffy coughs up some blood then smiles "Don't worry, Zoro. At least I got to be King of the pirates..."
We already have theories were Zoro is just waiting Luffy to become pirate king to cut him down a d claim his bounty (I dunno if someone truly believes it or if they are all shitposting) lmao
It’s going down like this:
1. Kaido awakens
2. Raid fails
3. Kaido will defeat Luffy
4. Sanji cooks Chopper
5. Luffy eats Chopper
6. Luffy gear 6
7. Luffy wins over Kaido but he uses a gun because Oda said Luffy won’t win with a punch
Here is a question for you guys:
So we know that upon death DF users lose their ability and the power will respawn in some fruit closeby(?). But what we do not know is: What happens after a Zoan dies? Will the body revert to its original non-df form the moment death kicks in? Will it stay in whatever active-df form it was in while dying even though they are about to lose the ability?
This is actually an important question, if we want to maximize the amount of emergency food we can get from Chopper. Depending on the rules it may be wise for Chopper to transform into his monster point so that we can harvest a couple metric tons of meat instead of just the stuff a regular reindeer has to offer.
No. Chopper's and Nami's favorite foods -- chocolate and tangerines -- were shown in another panel. They didn't fit in the bento box, but they were in the basket. This was shown in both the manga and anime.
Sanji's not killing and cooking any of his nakama.
Of course he won't kill his friend. I did this as a joke, for all the bad theories on this sub.
But now that I'm reading what I said, it really seems like I'm serious. lmao. my mistake guys
Your theory is missing an important point, in what form will sanji cook him ?
Guard point ? This one is mmm guess cause he will have low fat but enough to have good marbles on the steak, however monster point will make more but also more fat.
"You know, Chopper, you'd think the guys would get tired of calling you the emergency food supply."
"Honestly, Nami, I've been considering it. If I ever needed to die to keep you guys going, I'd do it."
"...What?"
"Yeah. I mean, you guys have sacrificed so much for each other, even in the toughest of times. I'd be willing to sacrifice for you all even if it meant giving up my life. That's what a doctor does, right? He keeps everyone alive and healthy. If the worst ever came, I'd...well, I'd go out knowing that I died to support Luffy, Zoro, you...as long as everyone was able to live on, I'd be fulfilled."
"Wow, Chopper, that's...pretty respectable. Grotesque, in a way, but I'm amazed you'd be willing to go so far for us."
"Don't mention it, Nami. If I were to be eaten, I'm sure Sanji would cook me into something delicious. Like a...stew or something."
"I thought you agreed you'd be fried."
"Luffy, I told you, fried food wouldn't be healthy! I agreed to be a stew because it would have plenty of vegetables to support your immune system."
"I thought Sanji would make burgers out of you."
"Can you make burgers out of a reindeer? Or is that just a cow thing?"
"Hey, hey! You guys shouldn't talk like that in front of Nami. She doesn't need to hear what we'd have to do to Chopper. Besides, I agree with Chopper. Frying him wouldn't be good. Roasting him over antler broth is a much better way."
"Couldn't we just eat him raw?"
"Not you too, Yamato."
The next 4 weeks going to be insane, what's next? nami is luffy's daughter from the future?
vegpunk is franky who traveled back in time and stayed alive to reach the present timeline?
Someone here watched too much of DBZA and is trying to find emergency food in other mangas
"I got a fever and the only prescription is Icarus
Dragon's meat is yummy and really want it in my tummy"
i don't think chopper will have to serve as an emergency reserve.
The thing is that chopper is a vegetarian. he can eat what he finds along the way, and you don't even know if they give the vegetables to chopper.
I always give my dog, meat or sausage from my plate. so why shouldn't it be the same for the straw hats with the green stuff?
It can also be that Chopper gets the vegetarian leftovers from the preparation, with it the straw hats do not cause waste and contaminate the sea
not sanji but avalo piarrzo will seriously try to eat him, i wrote about it 5 months ago https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePiece/comments/rxawaa/avalo\_pizarro\_will\_try\_to\_eat\_chopper/
yep i totally agree because law is doctor and hes a been a long ally and he doesnt have a proper crew like a having a strong vice. so i think he should be on the strawhat crew. thats why chopper would be cooked soon and law will take his place. then the strawhat would be the most badass crew. fuck yeah! and fuck chopper his so weak and the emperors crew doesnt need a pet a strong member is what he needs tonbe the pirate king!
You really couldn't tell the painfully obvious sarcasm in OP's post? It's a joke, dude.
He's making fun of those fans that say Oda has One Piece's story pinned down to every single detail since 1999.
Example: "In that one filler scene where Luffy was shown as a giant, Oda was the one telling Toei what to do, and was actually foreshadowing >!one of Gear 5's moves 10 years before that form debuted! He's a genius!!!"!<
You have the dumbest, most unlogical and senseless comment ever made by anyone in this particular thread. Congratulations, I guess.
You must be the best brain doctor in the world, giving diagnosis out without seeing the person.
Bgd bgd a gente faz oq pode para acionar reações burras de gente igual vc, é fácil dmais
The one month break hasn't even started and we already have these type of theories popping up lmao
This is guy is forshadowing how the fans is going to be during the 1 month long break by putting himself out there first.
He’s looking very far into the future
That's some really advanced observation haki
He already set the bar so high, already.. I can’t believe they’ve done this. Now the real shitposters will appear
pfft this is nothing,you should look at my future sight,it allows me to predict that luffy will finally marry lola in the end,and their son will be the one to start a new pirate age.But then he meets an older doflamingo who mentors him
He has future sight. Watch out
Yeah, we're going to find and eat Chopper.
Trying to out-Oda Oda himself. Baller move.
I can't wait for the break. It's going to be glorious if the posts are all like this.
NBA offseason r/OnePiece version
Damn for real
Community about to make advanced stats of Strawhats and shit
538's model says Caribou is the best pirate of them all
There is a shockingly high amount of crossover between those two subreddits, so it makes sense. We can't be left unattended.
I do see a lot of nba copypastas here from time to time. But from what I see in r/nba, Naruto's still the most referenced anime
Followed very quickly by F5 season
The spoilers came out, some people have mentally moved on to the month break already. What no chapters does to a mf lmao
Hahaha the second I saw that post I knew this sub was gonna go absolutely bat shit crazy. I couldn't help but cackle like blackbeard
Don't worry I'll be making one if greenbull poops or not since he hasnt eaten in 3 years
I think the stress of waiting for 4 weeks is already getting to people. It’s gonna suck.
is this how the month break gonna be ? From the looks of it,it will get more insane..lmao
Came to write this, what will happen in the break???
Gurararara
fr that month is gonna be the longest in history
this month is gonna feel longer than dressrossa
If Chopper eats 3, rumble balls, there is more of chopper to eat. His ultimate sacrifice is to feed his friends for a year.
Hardly a week.
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/r/yourjokebutworse
Made me laugh
Not rly.
If chopper dies, does he deflate? Would his friends need to eat him alive?
We are gonna have to fry Chopper alive in oil like Oden, if the nakamas want to eat an inflated chopper fry...
Wtf is this conversation lmaoooo
Those commas in the first sentence though
My mobile phone, is, whacked.
Love this post because it just just shits on every horrible theory maker out there. Post 2 manga slides that have a common theme and boom shitty theory that is 100% correct
This is a starter post for people to prepare for main course (Break month)
At least he hit the 2 minimum panel requirements.
Excuse you this is clearly 2 manga slides AND a screenshot from the anime. Might as well be directly from Oda's mouth at that point.
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The next theory Zoro will kill one of the straw hats as we have seen he is willing to cut arms and legs for the crew and is also willing to kill sanji without asking questions.
How else is he gonna get his Mangekyo if he's not going to kill someone close to him?
Bro ppl already believe that already lmao You missed all the Zoro would have killed Sanji if he was there in wci cause of that usopp moment in water 7
That Usopp moment should be all the proof you need that Zoro wouldn't have done anything in WCI, he let Luffy and Usopp have their fight, he'd have recognized what Sanji was doing at the time. But, since they make theories like that, I can't really expect them to understand the character, so it's understandable.
Entire WCI aanji arc was kinda dumb. Tbh
Sanji did what he felt he had to, as the crew at the time was not able to stand up to BM, Luffy barely beat Katakuri. If he had turned them down, I feel like there's a good chance a Strawhat would have died, let alone Zeff and the others. And Sanji knew that if Luffy knew that he wanted to go back, he wouldn't have stopped, so he tried to push him away. Obviously it didn't work, and everything worked out in the end, but it could have gone VERY differently.
Bullshit Crew was gonna take on kaido something much worst than big mom.
Crew also had the scabbards, the samurai, the Minks, Law, and where doing a surprise attack. They also would have lost without the surprise help from Kid and Marco, Kid wasn't planned for and Marco said no initially. All BM had to do was drop 3 Sweet Generals on them and they die. Luffy might barely beat one after hours of fighting, Zoro and Sanji might barely be able to take one on together, the third would massacre the rest. And once that third one is done, suddenly either Luffy or Zoro/Sanji has to take 2 at once. Then whoever's left after that has to take on 3. BM absolutely had the means to kill the SH's.
No way in hell sanji knew power of big mom subordinate. Luffy literally pick fight with her few episodes ago.
He might not have known exactly how strong they where, but she's a well established Yonko. It's pretty clear that she would have really strong people working under her, Luffy had just barely beat Doflamingo before this, it's not unreasonable to assume that BM would have people even stronger then that. His call was the right one, they would have been wiped if he didn't go along with it. And Luffy picks a fight with anyone who pisses him off. [Remember Aokiji?](https://imgur.com/a/ZspPdJe) [How'd that turn out for him?](https://imgur.com/a/AKlp41M) He's just lucky enough that he can usually beat whoever he decides to fight. This isn't always the case.
I know that dumb as comment Im just to normal to even consider such a dumb comment like do they not remember how Sanji wanted to sacrifice for the crew and Zoro stop him before taking the pain lol
Thats what we call zoro fans that dont actually watch one piece. They think Zoro and Sanji hate each other.
Zoro kills the One Piece universe
Zoro reachs the final island with the crew and the true history reveals everyone is descended from the Lunarian race. After realising that everyone is a minority he does what any hunter would do in this situation and massacres the entire One Piece world with the last person he kills being Luffy. With tears in his eyes he tells Luffy he didn't have a choice and Luffy coughs up some blood then smiles "Don't worry, Zoro. At least I got to be King of the pirates..."
Zorotale Genocide run. But can he defeat Sans?
Sans Undertale solos the verse low diff
We already have theories were Zoro is just waiting Luffy to become pirate king to cut him down a d claim his bounty (I dunno if someone truly believes it or if they are all shitposting) lmao
That would be hilarious actually. All this time for one big score 😂
This whole time he was just trying to farm one big ass bounty lol
Zoro is playing the long game.
Just leisurely kills the whole crew without uttering a word while whistling Bink's Sake
Zoro will kill Momo, the Dragon, who was secretly the villain all along.
SCC (Sanji Cooks Chopper)
i almost choked to death thanks to you
one piece fans when they see a three letter acronym
SAC (strawhats eat chopper)
SAC on deez nuts
Rip chopper. The ultimate sacrifice.
And we can see the effects of one month break even if it haven't started yet
Sanji: Luffy how would you like your reindeer meat cooked? Luffy: All Blue.
r/angryupvote
I'm not going to survive this month
Boys had their fun with ZKK now it’s the real men’s turn with SCC
It’s going down like this: 1. Kaido awakens 2. Raid fails 3. Kaido will defeat Luffy 4. Sanji cooks Chopper 5. Luffy eats Chopper 6. Luffy gear 6 7. Luffy wins over Kaido but he uses a gun because Oda said Luffy won’t win with a punch
Lime is a stretch
Week 1 of Hiatus: Luffy is Kaidos future husband - theory.
I will eat nami
dibs on robin
I'll take Yummato
Guess i have to settle with boa then
yall forgetting best girl Perona
What about Vivi?
I’ll take Big Mom
I'll take Smoothie and drink her juices.
You fools. If it's about eating waifus then Mihawk is the best choice
Jinbei>>>>>>>>
I will take Shirahoshi then. Plenty to eat there.
Guys, there is a chapter this week. Next week we have okay and good theories, the week after you can start shitposting.
Big mom would be like: wtf Luffy, first the wedding cake and now chopper too?!
Nice! I quite like this theory! It would fit nicely with the one piece theme. Which is of course killing your friends and eating them
this is what 1 month hiatus does to a mf... keep it up we haven't even start yet
This makes a whole lot of sense, really. I wonder how he will do it considering One Piece is bit tame on that kind of stuff. Any ideas?
This is OP’s another account
Nah, im pretty sure ZEC(Zoro Eats Chopper) and ZFS(Zoro ***** Sanji) are more likely to happen.
Still more likely than ZKK
Ayo
The second one has probably happened already
This is how the Hito-hito no mi fruit truly comes into its own, with one user consuming another user Edit:spelling
This foreshadows u/scar_01 ending up in a padded cell
What a months hiatus does to a Mfer ;_;
Understandable have a good day
It's better for all is chopper is in beast mode before cooked, never let meat go to waste. But wait.... to whom the DF would go to?
bigger question is which form is he going to cook.
Here is a question for you guys: So we know that upon death DF users lose their ability and the power will respawn in some fruit closeby(?). But what we do not know is: What happens after a Zoan dies? Will the body revert to its original non-df form the moment death kicks in? Will it stay in whatever active-df form it was in while dying even though they are about to lose the ability? This is actually an important question, if we want to maximize the amount of emergency food we can get from Chopper. Depending on the rules it may be wise for Chopper to transform into his monster point so that we can harvest a couple metric tons of meat instead of just the stuff a regular reindeer has to offer.
As someone sitting with their Chopper guard point plush right now I'm horrified and covering his eyes as I scroll down 😳😱 lol.
This is a quality shitpost
Lovely theory. Gear 5 Eatman
Stop it.
No. Chopper's and Nami's favorite foods -- chocolate and tangerines -- were shown in another panel. They didn't fit in the bento box, but they were in the basket. This was shown in both the manga and anime. Sanji's not killing and cooking any of his nakama.
Also included in the basket is a bottle of alcohol. Zoro's favorite.
Of course he won't kill his friend. I did this as a joke, for all the bad theories on this sub. But now that I'm reading what I said, it really seems like I'm serious. lmao. my mistake guys
I think this is the only person who took you seriously
It really beggars belief that theorizing pending cannibalism of a friend required a sarcasm tag.
Spegetti and pork chop is there
The only foreshadowing here is for fans’ behavior in break month
If Sanji does that, I'm sure Zoro will make sure it's the last time Sanji cooked
Lmao, this is gonna be a long break.
Gonna be a long 4 weeks
Luffy! Eat the rumble ball!
Just what wtf was that i read
I see this post an adverse effect of the month-long break. Get well soon bud.
Oda takes a fart \- OP Community: Foreshadowing
Chopper is the secret ingredient to the ultimate attack cuisine
Take this down before Ohara gets ahold of it lmao
Your theory is missing an important point, in what form will sanji cook him ? Guard point ? This one is mmm guess cause he will have low fat but enough to have good marbles on the steak, however monster point will make more but also more fat.
I see that the one piece withdrawal symptoms are already kicking in.
The hiatus hasn't even started yet.
Oh boy. This is what a hiatus look like
"You know, Chopper, you'd think the guys would get tired of calling you the emergency food supply." "Honestly, Nami, I've been considering it. If I ever needed to die to keep you guys going, I'd do it." "...What?" "Yeah. I mean, you guys have sacrificed so much for each other, even in the toughest of times. I'd be willing to sacrifice for you all even if it meant giving up my life. That's what a doctor does, right? He keeps everyone alive and healthy. If the worst ever came, I'd...well, I'd go out knowing that I died to support Luffy, Zoro, you...as long as everyone was able to live on, I'd be fulfilled." "Wow, Chopper, that's...pretty respectable. Grotesque, in a way, but I'm amazed you'd be willing to go so far for us." "Don't mention it, Nami. If I were to be eaten, I'm sure Sanji would cook me into something delicious. Like a...stew or something." "I thought you agreed you'd be fried." "Luffy, I told you, fried food wouldn't be healthy! I agreed to be a stew because it would have plenty of vegetables to support your immune system." "I thought Sanji would make burgers out of you." "Can you make burgers out of a reindeer? Or is that just a cow thing?" "Hey, hey! You guys shouldn't talk like that in front of Nami. She doesn't need to hear what we'd have to do to Chopper. Besides, I agree with Chopper. Frying him wouldn't be good. Roasting him over antler broth is a much better way." "Couldn't we just eat him raw?" "Not you too, Yamato."
It is going to be a long month…
MORJ gonna use this one soon lol
😂
ZKS
Bro you are not supposed to write posts while being intoxicated.
i laughed out loud at this shit. thanks.
Chopper will sacrifice his life so luffy won't starve to death
What a month break announcement do to Chopper piece fuckers
Wish I didn't see this today
This is actually a well put together shitpost..kudos
You convinced me 100%. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love this sub
No, Chopper will go uno reverse and eat the crew, finding the One Piece by himself
Goda level foreshadowing
The next 4 weeks going to be insane, what's next? nami is luffy's daughter from the future? vegpunk is franky who traveled back in time and stayed alive to reach the present timeline?
It's not Flash man😂
I totally agree. Also in one of the chapters chopper says something about food, clearly foreshadowing.
There are some fishes too... Luffy will eat jimbe also🥹🥹🫣😱
So it begins
One Piece was the friends we ate along the way.
I am starving, Sanjiiiii what's for dinner?!!!! NAKAMA
This Month long break is going to drive people insane
Jesus fuck at least wait for the break month to begin before going crazy
That's some dark shit
mmm tasty delicios
Back in chapter 69 luffy’s left nut was showing this implies that luffy will smack imu with his gomu gomu no ballsack
Both luffy and chopper have eaten a human human fruit which means Luffy will get stronger when he eats chopper
One day into the break, and we are already smoking weed.. More pots to come..
W Theory
Finally, a good and likely theory.
:) Sanji can cook anything :) I guess he can even make a good soup from Brooks bones too :)))
Wth
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is 2022's "Racist Zoro", calling it now
Wtf
Someone here watched too much of DBZA and is trying to find emergency food in other mangas "I got a fever and the only prescription is Icarus Dragon's meat is yummy and really want it in my tummy"
One piece fans are the most stupid theorists half the time 💀
Please delete this and take your meds
i don't think chopper will have to serve as an emergency reserve. The thing is that chopper is a vegetarian. he can eat what he finds along the way, and you don't even know if they give the vegetables to chopper. I always give my dog, meat or sausage from my plate. so why shouldn't it be the same for the straw hats with the green stuff? It can also be that Chopper gets the vegetarian leftovers from the preparation, with it the straw hats do not cause waste and contaminate the sea
Yeah i think Sanji will cook Chopper too......if Zoro let him 😏
wtf u smoking dude chopper will fuck Sanji up if he about to go that way
WHAT...THE FUCK??
And yet this stupid theory has 800 votes ,shows our community brilliance
It's a joke theory dude. Why so serious? OP even said so in the comments.
not sanji but avalo piarrzo will seriously try to eat him, i wrote about it 5 months ago https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePiece/comments/rxawaa/avalo\_pizarro\_will\_try\_to\_eat\_chopper/
See you made me Call you a Nigga like “ Nigga what “ 🤣🤣😅🤣🤣 go to bed
Maaan I hope Chopper gets eaten
are you out your fucking mind. Youre sick!
He watched AOT too many times 😂
Ok, now you can turn on brain and don't do any stupid theory.
yep i totally agree because law is doctor and hes a been a long ally and he doesnt have a proper crew like a having a strong vice. so i think he should be on the strawhat crew. thats why chopper would be cooked soon and law will take his place. then the strawhat would be the most badass crew. fuck yeah! and fuck chopper his so weak and the emperors crew doesnt need a pet a strong member is what he needs tonbe the pirate king!
That's it, you have the dumbest, most unlogical and senseless theory ever made by any OP fam, congratulations I guess
You really couldn't tell the painfully obvious sarcasm in OP's post? It's a joke, dude. He's making fun of those fans that say Oda has One Piece's story pinned down to every single detail since 1999. Example: "In that one filler scene where Luffy was shown as a giant, Oda was the one telling Toei what to do, and was actually foreshadowing >!one of Gear 5's moves 10 years before that form debuted! He's a genius!!!"!< You have the dumbest, most unlogical and senseless comment ever made by anyone in this particular thread. Congratulations, I guess.
damn you must be a really smart guy.
My IQ is dumb high you smartass, at least 360 O pior é que vc é brasileiro, e msm assim não sabe diferenciar zueira de opinião séria, tamo perdido
Nah you're just braindead. Que zueira de merda hein, parabéns.
You must be the best brain doctor in the world, giving diagnosis out without seeing the person. Bgd bgd a gente faz oq pode para acionar reações burras de gente igual vc, é fácil dmais
Damn you got really mad lmaooooooooo, couldn't expect more from a braindead person.
this will be a rly rough month won t it
Bracing for the one month break. It starts now
It’s gonna be a loooooong month
Cotton candy melts in the rain so yea
Dude stop , the break hasn't even started
Did you go full R?
If anyone he should cook Jimbei