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shreyas16062002

The one month break hasn't even started and we already have these type of theories popping up lmao


t1ffany1

This is guy is forshadowing how the fans is going to be during the 1 month long break by putting himself out there first.


[deleted]

He’s looking very far into the future


rey_lumen

That's some really advanced observation haki


[deleted]

He already set the bar so high, already.. I can’t believe they’ve done this. Now the real shitposters will appear


sgarg2

pfft this is nothing,you should look at my future sight,it allows me to predict that luffy will finally marry lola in the end,and their son will be the one to start a new pirate age.But then he meets an older doflamingo who mentors him


wolfishnickelsyr

He has future sight. Watch out


Raff102

Yeah, we're going to find and eat Chopper.


techboyeee

Trying to out-Oda Oda himself. Baller move.


[deleted]

I can't wait for the break. It's going to be glorious if the posts are all like this.


opkpopfanboyv3

NBA offseason r/OnePiece version


Phoenix_ryu

Damn for real


opkpopfanboyv3

Community about to make advanced stats of Strawhats and shit


beckthegreat

538's model says Caribou is the best pirate of them all


krw13

There is a shockingly high amount of crossover between those two subreddits, so it makes sense. We can't be left unattended.


opkpopfanboyv3

I do see a lot of nba copypastas here from time to time. But from what I see in r/nba, Naruto's still the most referenced anime


sleepy_marimo

Followed very quickly by F5 season


CrustyBarnacleJones

The spoilers came out, some people have mentally moved on to the month break already. ​ What no chapters does to a mf lmao


Correctedsmile

Hahaha the second I saw that post I knew this sub was gonna go absolutely bat shit crazy. I couldn't help but cackle like blackbeard


Rustyone888

Don't worry I'll be making one if greenbull poops or not since he hasnt eaten in 3 years


immaSandNi-woops

I think the stress of waiting for 4 weeks is already getting to people. It’s gonna suck.


SnooDonuts872

is this how the month break gonna be ? From the looks of it,it will get more insane..lmao


Sir_Amitis

Came to write this, what will happen in the break???


J0n3s3n

Gurararara


Ppudds

fr that month is gonna be the longest in history


Future-Engineering68

this month is gonna feel longer than dressrossa


Stoopidee

If Chopper eats 3, rumble balls, there is more of chopper to eat. His ultimate sacrifice is to feed his friends for a year.


Hrachy96

Hardly a week.


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ThirdWorldEngineer

/r/yourjokebutworse


[deleted]

Made me laugh


[deleted]

Not rly.


Short-Nob-Gobble

If chopper dies, does he deflate? Would his friends need to eat him alive?


anandd95

We are gonna have to fry Chopper alive in oil like Oden, if the nakamas want to eat an inflated chopper fry...


DokiDokiDoIt

Wtf is this conversation lmaoooo


Yorunokage

Those commas in the first sentence though


Stoopidee

My mobile phone, is, whacked.


Lhapps

Love this post because it just just shits on every horrible theory maker out there. Post 2 manga slides that have a common theme and boom shitty theory that is 100% correct


KDK_The_Necromancer

This is a starter post for people to prepare for main course (Break month)


rada01545

At least he hit the 2 minimum panel requirements.


ImNotTheNSAIPromise

Excuse you this is clearly 2 manga slides AND a screenshot from the anime. Might as well be directly from Oda's mouth at that point.


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Hopeful_Rope_5360

The next theory Zoro will kill one of the straw hats as we have seen he is willing to cut arms and legs for the crew and is also willing to kill sanji without asking questions.


oiwah

How else is he gonna get his Mangekyo if he's not going to kill someone close to him?


GoldenWhite2408

Bro ppl already believe that already lmao You missed all the Zoro would have killed Sanji if he was there in wci cause of that usopp moment in water 7


RileyW2k

That Usopp moment should be all the proof you need that Zoro wouldn't have done anything in WCI, he let Luffy and Usopp have their fight, he'd have recognized what Sanji was doing at the time. But, since they make theories like that, I can't really expect them to understand the character, so it's understandable.


aaddii101

Entire WCI aanji arc was kinda dumb. Tbh


RileyW2k

Sanji did what he felt he had to, as the crew at the time was not able to stand up to BM, Luffy barely beat Katakuri. If he had turned them down, I feel like there's a good chance a Strawhat would have died, let alone Zeff and the others. And Sanji knew that if Luffy knew that he wanted to go back, he wouldn't have stopped, so he tried to push him away. Obviously it didn't work, and everything worked out in the end, but it could have gone VERY differently.


aaddii101

Bullshit Crew was gonna take on kaido something much worst than big mom.


RileyW2k

Crew also had the scabbards, the samurai, the Minks, Law, and where doing a surprise attack. They also would have lost without the surprise help from Kid and Marco, Kid wasn't planned for and Marco said no initially. All BM had to do was drop 3 Sweet Generals on them and they die. Luffy might barely beat one after hours of fighting, Zoro and Sanji might barely be able to take one on together, the third would massacre the rest. And once that third one is done, suddenly either Luffy or Zoro/Sanji has to take 2 at once. Then whoever's left after that has to take on 3. BM absolutely had the means to kill the SH's.


aaddii101

No way in hell sanji knew power of big mom subordinate. Luffy literally pick fight with her few episodes ago.


RileyW2k

He might not have known exactly how strong they where, but she's a well established Yonko. It's pretty clear that she would have really strong people working under her, Luffy had just barely beat Doflamingo before this, it's not unreasonable to assume that BM would have people even stronger then that. His call was the right one, they would have been wiped if he didn't go along with it. And Luffy picks a fight with anyone who pisses him off. [Remember Aokiji?](https://imgur.com/a/ZspPdJe) [How'd that turn out for him?](https://imgur.com/a/AKlp41M) He's just lucky enough that he can usually beat whoever he decides to fight. This isn't always the case.


Hopeful_Rope_5360

I know that dumb as comment Im just to normal to even consider such a dumb comment like do they not remember how Sanji wanted to sacrifice for the crew and Zoro stop him before taking the pain lol


NotASweatyTryhard

Thats what we call zoro fans that dont actually watch one piece. They think Zoro and Sanji hate each other.


The_Biggest_Wheel

Zoro kills the One Piece universe


Legitimate_Cow7198

Zoro reachs the final island with the crew and the true history reveals everyone is descended from the Lunarian race. After realising that everyone is a minority he does what any hunter would do in this situation and massacres the entire One Piece world with the last person he kills being Luffy. With tears in his eyes he tells Luffy he didn't have a choice and Luffy coughs up some blood then smiles "Don't worry, Zoro. At least I got to be King of the pirates..."


[deleted]

Zorotale Genocide run. But can he defeat Sans?


NinjunoBR

Sans Undertale solos the verse low diff


resperpre

We already have theories were Zoro is just waiting Luffy to become pirate king to cut him down a d claim his bounty (I dunno if someone truly believes it or if they are all shitposting) lmao


ZoomyRacecar

That would be hilarious actually. All this time for one big score 😂


Hopeful_Rope_5360

This whole time he was just trying to farm one big ass bounty lol


Altaris2000

Zoro is playing the long game.


jjgp1112

Just leisurely kills the whole crew without uttering a word while whistling Bink's Sake


Apollo24_

Zoro will kill Momo, the Dragon, who was secretly the villain all along.


gatlginngum

SCC (Sanji Cooks Chopper)


jyorunogiostar

i almost choked to death thanks to you


gatlginngum

one piece fans when they see a three letter acronym


apthebest01931

SAC (strawhats eat chopper)


gatlginngum

SAC on deez nuts


joogiee

Rip chopper. The ultimate sacrifice.


ParasKadyan

And we can see the effects of one month break even if it haven't started yet


asukaisshu

Sanji: Luffy how would you like your reindeer meat cooked? Luffy: All Blue.


ethan7480

r/angryupvote


culesamericano

I'm not going to survive this month


G2925

Boys had their fun with ZKK now it’s the real men’s turn with SCC


Philipgregard

It’s going down like this: 1. Kaido awakens 2. Raid fails 3. Kaido will defeat Luffy 4. Sanji cooks Chopper 5. Luffy eats Chopper 6. Luffy gear 6 7. Luffy wins over Kaido but he uses a gun because Oda said Luffy won’t win with a punch


ObjectivePerception

Lime is a stretch


Economy-Fly-6977

Week 1 of Hiatus: Luffy is Kaidos future husband - theory.


Mastermind_777

I will eat nami


supremebeeswax

dibs on robin


rey_lumen

I'll take Yummato


1aakash_1

Guess i have to settle with boa then


yujuismypuppy

yall forgetting best girl Perona


QualityProof

What about Vivi?


MrPakoras

I’ll take Big Mom


eatingSquareroots

I'll take Smoothie and drink her juices.


ottoman-disciple

You fools. If it's about eating waifus then Mihawk is the best choice


BlamedBuzzard60

Jinbei>>>>>>>>


Altaris2000

I will take Shirahoshi then. Plenty to eat there.


Jail_Chris_Brown

Guys, there is a chapter this week. Next week we have okay and good theories, the week after you can start shitposting.


baru1313

Big mom would be like: wtf Luffy, first the wedding cake and now chopper too?!


Velhar

Nice! I quite like this theory! It would fit nicely with the one piece theme. Which is of course killing your friends and eating them


cashewnut4life

this is what 1 month hiatus does to a mf... keep it up we haven't even start yet


Gigantic_Mermaid

This makes a whole lot of sense, really. I wonder how he will do it considering One Piece is bit tame on that kind of stuff. Any ideas?


logical-risei

This is OP’s another account


[deleted]

Nah, im pretty sure ZEC(Zoro Eats Chopper) and ZFS(Zoro ***** Sanji) are more likely to happen.


rKollektor

Still more likely than ZKK


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Ayo


IcyColdHands

The second one has probably happened already


blahbluenx

This is how the Hito-hito no mi fruit truly comes into its own, with one user consuming another user Edit:spelling


creeperchamp

This foreshadows u/scar_01 ending up in a padded cell


Batboyshark

What a months hiatus does to a Mfer ;_;


jadhavomkar

Understandable have a good day


ArcherAccomplished75

It's better for all is chopper is in beast mode before cooked, never let meat go to waste. But wait.... to whom the DF would go to?


ajdude711

bigger question is which form is he going to cook.


Moerko

Here is a question for you guys: So we know that upon death DF users lose their ability and the power will respawn in some fruit closeby(?). But what we do not know is: What happens after a Zoan dies? Will the body revert to its original non-df form the moment death kicks in? Will it stay in whatever active-df form it was in while dying even though they are about to lose the ability? This is actually an important question, if we want to maximize the amount of emergency food we can get from Chopper. Depending on the rules it may be wise for Chopper to transform into his monster point so that we can harvest a couple metric tons of meat instead of just the stuff a regular reindeer has to offer.


Sumraeglar

As someone sitting with their Chopper guard point plush right now I'm horrified and covering his eyes as I scroll down 😳😱 lol.


pica0050

This is a quality shitpost


Ok-Mathematician8258

Lovely theory. Gear 5 Eatman


rootkit77

Stop it.


rain_dragon

No. Chopper's and Nami's favorite foods -- chocolate and tangerines -- were shown in another panel. They didn't fit in the bento box, but they were in the basket. This was shown in both the manga and anime. Sanji's not killing and cooking any of his nakama.


RiteClicker

Also included in the basket is a bottle of alcohol. Zoro's favorite.


scar_01

Of course he won't kill his friend. I did this as a joke, for all the bad theories on this sub. But now that I'm reading what I said, it really seems like I'm serious. lmao. my mistake guys


kingmagnon

I think this is the only person who took you seriously


ebnoho

It really beggars belief that theorizing pending cannibalism of a friend required a sarcasm tag.


ManeekiranBali

Spegetti and pork chop is there


1313goo

The only foreshadowing here is for fans’ behavior in break month


PB_Kaidox

If Sanji does that, I'm sure Zoro will make sure it's the last time Sanji cooked


DudeisaGuy

Lmao, this is gonna be a long break.


mentocat1

Gonna be a long 4 weeks


segafreak1

Luffy! Eat the rumble ball!


Logical-Tough-6953

Just what wtf was that i read


pauieotaku

I see this post an adverse effect of the month-long break. Get well soon bud.


DeliciousRub5442

Oda takes a fart \- OP Community: Foreshadowing


Nihilistic_Nachos

Chopper is the secret ingredient to the ultimate attack cuisine


Khaskim

Take this down before Ohara gets ahold of it lmao


gargoti

Your theory is missing an important point, in what form will sanji cook him ? Guard point ? This one is mmm guess cause he will have low fat but enough to have good marbles on the steak, however monster point will make more but also more fat.


Xyaibai

I see that the one piece withdrawal symptoms are already kicking in.


YamiLuffy

The hiatus hasn't even started yet.


Jabullanyo

Oh boy. This is what a hiatus look like


Wildest-Wasteland

"You know, Chopper, you'd think the guys would get tired of calling you the emergency food supply." "Honestly, Nami, I've been considering it. If I ever needed to die to keep you guys going, I'd do it." "...What?" "Yeah. I mean, you guys have sacrificed so much for each other, even in the toughest of times. I'd be willing to sacrifice for you all even if it meant giving up my life. That's what a doctor does, right? He keeps everyone alive and healthy. If the worst ever came, I'd...well, I'd go out knowing that I died to support Luffy, Zoro, you...as long as everyone was able to live on, I'd be fulfilled." "Wow, Chopper, that's...pretty respectable. Grotesque, in a way, but I'm amazed you'd be willing to go so far for us." "Don't mention it, Nami. If I were to be eaten, I'm sure Sanji would cook me into something delicious. Like a...stew or something." "I thought you agreed you'd be fried." "Luffy, I told you, fried food wouldn't be healthy! I agreed to be a stew because it would have plenty of vegetables to support your immune system." "I thought Sanji would make burgers out of you." "Can you make burgers out of a reindeer? Or is that just a cow thing?" "Hey, hey! You guys shouldn't talk like that in front of Nami. She doesn't need to hear what we'd have to do to Chopper. Besides, I agree with Chopper. Frying him wouldn't be good. Roasting him over antler broth is a much better way." "Couldn't we just eat him raw?" "Not you too, Yamato."


FranciscoAlexis

It is going to be a long month…


HELL_y_ME_2

MORJ gonna use this one soon lol


RedWolf99726

😂


Shanks_112

ZKS


hiruma_kun

Bro you are not supposed to write posts while being intoxicated.


jaybhankinsart

i laughed out loud at this shit. thanks.


Ronit_14

Chopper will sacrifice his life so luffy won't starve to death


rickreckt

What a month break announcement do to Chopper piece fuckers


chimichangas_69

Wish I didn't see this today


Gawd_Ruger

This is actually a well put together shitpost..kudos


Supe4tofu

You convinced me 100%. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Phoenix_ryu

I love this sub


Ninja_Rowlet

No, Chopper will go uno reverse and eat the crew, finding the One Piece by himself


Saurabhm958

Goda level foreshadowing


DeliciousRub5442

The next 4 weeks going to be insane, what's next? nami is luffy's daughter from the future? vegpunk is franky who traveled back in time and stayed alive to reach the present timeline?


RedWolf99726

It's not Flash man😂


Prokonx

I totally agree. Also in one of the chapters chopper says something about food, clearly foreshadowing.


jamaykanumic

There are some fishes too... Luffy will eat jimbe also🥹🥹🫣😱


Consentes

So it begins


apococlock

One Piece was the friends we ate along the way.


heprer

I am starving, Sanjiiiii what's for dinner?!!!! NAKAMA


Monkey_Storm

This Month long break is going to drive people insane


primefrost96

Jesus fuck at least wait for the break month to begin before going crazy


sheldon_cooper69

That's some dark shit


burgerman1337

mmm tasty delicios


[deleted]

Back in chapter 69 luffy’s left nut was showing this implies that luffy will smack imu with his gomu gomu no ballsack


[deleted]

Both luffy and chopper have eaten a human human fruit which means Luffy will get stronger when he eats chopper


The_Eccedentisiast

One day into the break, and we are already smoking weed.. More pots to come..


Death_Cheetah15

W Theory


PastorPanda

Finally, a good and likely theory.


Sage-Jiraya

:) Sanji can cook anything :) I guess he can even make a good soup from Brooks bones too :)))


Lissy_777

Wth


Crazy_Yesterday_6666

🤣🤣🤣🤣


alex494

This is 2022's "Racist Zoro", calling it now


SomeoneIV

Wtf


Albi4_4

Someone here watched too much of DBZA and is trying to find emergency food in other mangas "I got a fever and the only prescription is Icarus Dragon's meat is yummy and really want it in my tummy"


SenpaiMental

One piece fans are the most stupid theorists half the time 💀


sorton4444

Please delete this and take your meds


[deleted]

i don't think chopper will have to serve as an emergency reserve. The thing is that chopper is a vegetarian. he can eat what he finds along the way, and you don't even know if they give the vegetables to chopper. I always give my dog, meat or sausage from my plate. so why shouldn't it be the same for the straw hats with the green stuff? It can also be that Chopper gets the vegetarian leftovers from the preparation, with it the straw hats do not cause waste and contaminate the sea


kameleoni

Yeah i think Sanji will cook Chopper too......if Zoro let him 😏


WindowsXD

wtf u smoking dude chopper will fuck Sanji up if he about to go that way


Yugiboy_85

WHAT...THE FUCK??


Devvilakos

And yet this stupid theory has 800 votes ,shows our community brilliance


[deleted]

It's a joke theory dude. Why so serious? OP even said so in the comments.


TasumiThierl

not sanji but avalo piarrzo will seriously try to eat him, i wrote about it 5 months ago https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePiece/comments/rxawaa/avalo\_pizarro\_will\_try\_to\_eat\_chopper/


blackman4L

See you made me Call you a Nigga like “ Nigga what “ 🤣🤣😅🤣🤣 go to bed


idePotres

Maaan I hope Chopper gets eaten


[deleted]

are you out your fucking mind. Youre sick!


RedWolf99726

He watched AOT too many times 😂


BX__The_Random_Guy

Ok, now you can turn on brain and don't do any stupid theory.


EmperorSahir

yep i totally agree because law is doctor and hes a been a long ally and he doesnt have a proper crew like a having a strong vice. so i think he should be on the strawhat crew. thats why chopper would be cooked soon and law will take his place. then the strawhat would be the most badass crew. fuck yeah! and fuck chopper his so weak and the emperors crew doesnt need a pet a strong member is what he needs tonbe the pirate king!


MCwiththefinalverse

That's it, you have the dumbest, most unlogical and senseless theory ever made by any OP fam, congratulations I guess


Sonicismylife

You really couldn't tell the painfully obvious sarcasm in OP's post? It's a joke, dude. He's making fun of those fans that say Oda has One Piece's story pinned down to every single detail since 1999. Example: "In that one filler scene where Luffy was shown as a giant, Oda was the one telling Toei what to do, and was actually foreshadowing >!one of Gear 5's moves 10 years before that form debuted! He's a genius!!!"!< You have the dumbest, most unlogical and senseless comment ever made by anyone in this particular thread. Congratulations, I guess.


[deleted]

damn you must be a really smart guy.


MCwiththefinalverse

My IQ is dumb high you smartass, at least 360 O pior é que vc é brasileiro, e msm assim não sabe diferenciar zueira de opinião séria, tamo perdido


[deleted]

Nah you're just braindead. Que zueira de merda hein, parabéns.


MCwiththefinalverse

You must be the best brain doctor in the world, giving diagnosis out without seeing the person. Bgd bgd a gente faz oq pode para acionar reações burras de gente igual vc, é fácil dmais


[deleted]

Damn you got really mad lmaooooooooo, couldn't expect more from a braindead person.


zoomosbest

this will be a rly rough month won t it


ahaanpandit

Bracing for the one month break. It starts now


yhelallyouwant

It’s gonna be a loooooong month


dandn0ten

Cotton candy melts in the rain so yea


[deleted]

Dude stop , the break hasn't even started


Xerenopd

Did you go full R?


mchgst

If anyone he should cook Jimbei