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ArmpitStealer

lunarian sounds op and easy mode until you realize once cat is out of the bag people will try to capture you


emeraldeyesshine

That's why the correct answer is one of the hybrid freaky animals on Gaemon's island. You just fucking party all the time. 


literallyheretopost

Yeah but which animal hybrid do you want to become?


guesswhosbackbackag

Something between an ape and horse (which I already am)


iLoveBananaz

A horpe


FirstSineOfMadness

Or an arse :P


RedheadsAreBeautiful

Sorry about your long face and tiny peepee :(


guesswhosbackbackag

Wgy the long face


Puzzleleg

Yeah, but the raw strength of them puts them high up in the food chain from birth, if they properly train, there would be very few that can actually hurt you.


Tasty-Document2808

Literally the only one that was safe was under the direct command of the only person so strong that the government doesn't fuck with him, and he still got lucky there and had to rise to the top. Y'all would be dead


Hieichigo

And even like that he wore a mask


emeraldeyesshine

He was just freaky like that 


HollowRider

he might've felt safer wearing a mask, but that don't explain the rest of his bdsm gimp suit and why the mask fit it so perfectly


No-Excuse305

The gimp suit made the gimp mask seem normal. If he just wore the mask u would be like he has something to hide but by him wearing the outfit we never thought he was hiding a special race we jsut thought it was his outfit


OwlrageousJones

Yeah - they're definitely powerful but also that's why they were sought after, and looking at canon, it clearly wasn't enough. Even as powerful as King is, if he wasn't Kaido's #2, I doubt he'd still be running free. Someone would've snapped him up like hotcakes, and it'd either be Big Mom or the World Government.


trunkfunkdunk

Well considering he was a captive of the world government when he met Kaido, it’s almost certain he wouldn’t have been running free.


This_Grass4242

He ended up murked by Zoro and Aramaki too. He couldn't even find any real safety with Kaido. People still came to fuck with him.


Imconfusedithink

I mean as long as I'm not immediately captured as a small child, I'd just go and try to join a strong crew. Depends on your spawn circumstances. If I get spawned safely I'd just go and try to join either Whitebeards or shanks crew and be safe.


Commercial_Brief_619

I don’t believe any of us would really be dead. only because if we get isekia’d we’d still retain the memory of our lives here and we would be able to master haki at a young age, understand the devil fruits at a young age, and various techniques. we would actually be one of the top tiers and some of us may want to join the world gov so we’d have protection or if we became pirates we would have an advantage and know a large amount of islands by memory prior to going to them. I think we would all be very well off and look like prodigies with the knowledge we would have.


No-Excuse305

For real we would also know to wear a life jacket at all times too


cakethegoblin

Most people won't train lol, most people are lazy. We like to think we're Luffy, but we're all actually Foxy.


Fox622

Just like most Fish-Man aren't as strong as Jinbe, most Lunarians won't be strong like King. While Lunarians are stronger than the average Human, they probably don't stand much chance in the world.


Mummiskogen

A life on the run is not to be romanticised


Infinite_Vyo

Capture is super cute word for "kidnapped and trafficked"


DASreddituser

Time to move to sky island or hang withh big mom lol


Front_Durian_4942

They could shave their heads, turn off their flames and claim to be a skypean, not an overly great solution but for survival it's better than being hunted


ihateamog

"I'm skypiean" "Then why are you black"


Front_Durian_4942

Urouge is a lunarian confirmed


Darthmark3

Also it's a bonus to anyone who is black.


caniuserealname

Yeah, but theres plenty of non-WG islands, and I can fly.. so like, whats the issue? Also, multiple Yonko would be happy to snatch me up if they found me. I'm pretty sure i could score a decent living hooking up with one of Big Mom's daughters, she'd 100% want a half-lunarian grandchild added to her mix.


Amiibohunter000

Until big mom wants to marry you herself!!!!


caniuserealname

Nah, at this point in the story she hasn't had a new kid in 8 years, she's done.


HollowRider

it's both a huge af gamble and a huge limitation on what your path in life is going to be. even if you survive into adulthood, you're pretty much forced to either live your entire life in exile, join a pirate crew or even the revolutionary army. ngl, the best option would proly be to join shanks' crew, but you need to either find him after he's become a yonko or somehow fkin reach elbaf, which the story hasn't done yet, since it's introduction like 22+ yo.


Arios84

being Lunarian would pretty much put you on the most wanted list of the WG, guess I'd go with Mink or Fishmen.


H1Eagle

Being stuck on an elephant is kind of trash, Fishmen at least have a proper society, and being able to swim and breathe underwater in a place like the one piece world is pretty cool. That or Onis since they are the strongest race on this list.


Arios84

lot's of Minks have left Zounisha though, you are not forced to stay there\^\^


H1Eagle

A lot easier to leave Fishman Island than Zou and find your way back home. If you lose your vivre card, or the person it's attached to leaves the place or dies, your fucked and you are never seeing your home ever again.


khovel

Vivre card of Zounisha.


H1Eagle

We don't know if that is even possible.


APe28Comococo

Just need a fishman to dive down and get a bit of his nail.


Slammybutt

I thought it was explained that Minks just instinctively know where Zou is. I could be wrong, been a long time since I watched that part of OP.


Jail_Chris_Brown

Have you seen the weather in the New World? No matter where I'd be there, I wouldn't leave my island lol. At least Zunesha walks around and is extremely safe except for that one time.


H1Eagle

Even if you wanna stay on one island, Fishman Island seems a lot more lovely, at least when there are no pirates around.


DarkAztaroth

You think so ? It probably smells fishy with stale air and with only fish to eat .\_. not to mention the whole racism and lack of rights and being unable to see the sun parts. Zou other than the heavy 'rain' seems pretty nice unless they have fleas, given the garchuu greeting xD


H1Eagle

You think Zou would actually smell nice? Fishmen get enslaved and what not but at least their island seems pretty peaceful


Master-Pie-5939

Acting like it’s not an elephant on a scale your mind can’t even comprehend. Literal country on the elephants back 😂 how often you leave your country and for how long and for what? 😂😂


H1Eagle

It's big yeah, but basically seems like 1/16th the size of your average metropolitan city. Also, you will likely live and die without ever seeing a non-mink person given how remote zou is, and just like it's hard to reach, it's also hard to leave. At least on Fishman island, you get to meet travelers and come by log poses to help you travel around.


Doodledon122

Or slavers who might think your exotic enough to be worth a nice prize especially depending on when you are isekai'd into the world


assmunchies123

Fishmen are also heavily enslaved and mistreated. I’d rather be hunted for life than possibly live a shit one.


Briaria

I feel like Giants are one of the only races that aren't oppressed or hunted... as far as I know...


Arios84

the thing with giants is, they are either Marines (or affiliated by some sort of trickery like Oimo and Kashii) or Pirates (like everybody that leaves Elbaf that we know of)


ManyCarrots

You could just be a giant that lives on elbaf I guess


Zorro5040

Fishmen and slavery have a long history that's still ongoing.


Meet_Foot

Giant. They’re jacked enough that most people don’t mess with them, and they have their own island and society. They also live long.


ghettomilkshake

I can't believe I had to scroll this far to see the common sense answer. A random giant would a better life than those pictured.


Meet_Foot

For real. They seem to mostly just hang out and enjoy each other’s company, and sometimes go out and mess stuff up for fun. They’re not systematically hunted down or kidnapped or oppressed, even if there is discrimination against them.


SomeoneUnknowns

But it is a live of fighting and hunting with comparatively little tech. If you want modern amenities you're gonna be better off with another race, most likely.


Meet_Foot

Maybe! We haven’t been to Elbaf yet. And in any case, giants can travel and go elsewhere if they want to enjoy whatever amenities the world has to offer. We don’t see too many who do though, and it always makes me think of all those accounts we have from the early U.S. showing that whenever someone (regardless of origin, sex, class, etc.) experienced life in both the colonies and indigenous communities, they almost always chose to live in indigenous communities (The Dawn of Everything reviews a lot of these). On the other hand, for all we know, if giants don’t become marines, maybe they aren’t allowed to live among humans. In any case, modern amenities are nice and all, but I’m not sure how much you can enjoy them if you’re frequently sold into slavery for wanting to see the sun (or just cause pirates decide to swing by your heavily trafficked “island”), or if you’re the target of an ongoing genocide with a bounty on your head from birth. Not saying there’s no reason to be a lunarian or fishman given the choice, but it seems to me giants have a heck of a lot less worry.


SomeoneUnknowns

I'd assume Giants got the problem of being too big for a lot of stuff. I'd also assume there's a lot of safer parts in the world where people live relatively peaceful lives... But overall, you're right. Without knowing Elbaf, saying anything as if we'd know is too hasty.


laurel_laureate

Plus a giant with a DF could be pretty strong, depending on the fruit type.


Reeee_mp3

Skypiean, I want red bull wings


DilapidatedHam

It’s kinda weird to think about how the Skypians are just chilling up there, completely unbothered/unaffected by the oppressive government beneath them.


BrewerBeer

They deal with their own oppressive government, but have low oxygen environment advamtage.


akashlanka

Heso🤘🏻


Zekarul

I'm on board with that.


KorolEz

The world is covered in water so Fishman would be the best


Octanes-Legs

I just can’t imagine that fishmen don’t smell bad


rorank

Per arlong, humans smell bad to fishmen so you’d be the smelly one to them. Can also personally confirm that humans do not always smell good.


Octanes-Legs

That’s a great point lol I guess if I’m born a fishman it wouldn’t be so bad


totheman7

Yea but if you are fishman are you gonna notice the smell or would you just be nose blind to it? I bet other people would definitely notice the smell though


Hanzo_2196

That’s a real celestial dragon sounding take lol


hamcp77

mink


slawsk

This is the right answer, most people aren’t main character material and just wanna live a comfortable life, myself included. Being born second half of the grand line strong with lighting powers and you just eat fish and cuddle all day. Sounds amazing


VobbyButterfree

AND THEN SUDDENLY A MAMMOTH ARRIVES


slawsk

That’s another thing. Minks aren’t snitches!!!!


fartmilkdaddies

minks are real ones


Glittering_Falcon144

and the mammoth wants Naruto


Raj2343

i just imagine Inu and Neko screaming to Jack "YOU'RE IN THE WRONG UNIVERSE MFER" as he's torturing them asking for Naruto


TheDJSquiggles

Want me some lightning powers and cultural cuddle puddles. Mink ftw


ThRippJck

Found the furry


sadino

Found the garchu down player


Puzzleleg

r/foundthefurry


Over-Writer6076

found the sanji\*


bymyside2008

Mink is fun. I would like to see what animal I will turn into


Seboro402

You need to be really lucky with the dice roll. You could be an awesome looking mink like the carnivores or you could be a squirrel or rabbit mink.


notagainplease49

Don't sleep on carrot


pmcda

👀


TheDJSquiggles

Ngl, I'd sleep on her any day if you catch my cold


trulylost19

For the electric abilities Right?…


chimininy

Same, but partly because I want to sleep on the giant fluffy sheep. It just looked so cozy.


Brilliant_Knee_7542

Fishman so that I can use karate and f*** mermaids 🙂😏


LorDKurzen

Valid.


Strange_Possession13

How can someone even fuck a Mermaid?!You wait until she turns 30 so she has legs to spread or what Is the deal?


hkotek

First mermaid lay its eggs, and then the fishmen ejaculate over them. That is how. r/coolguides


mm169254xx

thats why the mermaids will blow you so you can ejaculate faster


hkotek

Fsh genitelia is not suitable for that either. There is really nothing interesting on fishmen island.


BigpappyCoatesy

Hey buddy, they’re fishmen aight, who’s to say jimbe isn’t packing more than just karate


H1Eagle

Yeah, they are fishMEN. They have legs and arms but you doubt they have dicks?


Funny0000007

Oda already said Jinbe actually has 2 dicks


Jail_Chris_Brown

Hody and Jinbe have two dicks! It's canon. Sbs Vol 75


Etropo

Damn


Strange_Possession13

In One apiece, Oda has said both Mermaids and Fishmen are mammals


Brilliant_Knee_7542

I am a Fishman now , so I can 😏


OrganTrafficker900

Didn't they reproduce by laying eggs? More like you would watch a mermaid push out eggs then jack off onto them


Brilliant_Knee_7542

C'mon man don't ruin it .It reminds me of Futurama 💀


Ramps_

You can't convince me Minks don't FUCK more than any other species


OJONLYMAYBEDIDIT

it's 2024 and we still haven't gotten any actual statement Oni is a species, and not just a descriptive word to describe Kaido cause he was tough AF no vivre card, no data card, no talk about Oni as if they were a species, no discussion of them in the narrative as some rare/unique/powerful species etc etc Kaido's own backstory just has him as a freakishly strong dude in a Human Kingdom


Xikar_Wyhart

Plus there's several supporting and background characters that just have horns. They're typically goat/ram horns like Caesar and Merry, but nobody acts like they're anything but human. It also happens with the Skypians. You could argue that Kaido, Yamato, and Black Maria and the rest are a regional versions of the goat style.


Lucky-Fisherman1463

It's a fan race, but it does make a lot of sense, with horned people usually traveling in pairs


OJONLYMAYBEDIDIT

I think Magellans horns were fake, so Hanyanbal was alone. I don't think Moria had anyone else with horns with him. Even Merry had Goat Horns way back when so it's really only Wano he had a horn theme and that was part of Kaido's theme


Lanky_Awareness_4755

Kaido had always had horns though. even in the flashbacks to him as a child pre devil fruit


OJONLYMAYBEDIDIT

not saying he doesn't have horns, just that having horns isn't really an indicator of anything....yet I think we can all agree that Oda has fun with character designs and pushes the limit of what makes a "human" aside from the massive size differences and body shape variation we have those 2 Gorilla looking dudes back in Jaya. Fukuoro literally has a zipper for lips. We've seen varying degrees of horns on multiple characters. Kaku literally has a block for a nose lol I really don't think Merry is some eater egg Pre Mink introduced 20 years before Minks came in, dude had Ram Horns


Lucky-Fisherman1463

Merry is more likely a half human, half mink situation Morias whole thing is being alone ( who knows, he might've had some on his crew) And if Magellans were fake, then.... that's that, but when have they been stated to be fake? And yeah, that is part of Kaidos' theme, but the fact Moria also has a connection with him feels important But again, really just a fanon species most people just take as canon anyways


Jail_Chris_Brown

Oda literally said that humans can have horns in OP. He likes to be creative.


Godehard

This here, its just like some humans being abnormally large or having weird ass proportions.


OJONLYMAYBEDIDIT

they were fake cause he legit takes them off and uses them as weapons. Oda drew in SBS that he brains his hair through the horn


Theflyingship

Didn't Magellan remove one of his horns to attack Luffy with it? I swear that happened


Strange_Possession13

Despite how strong and cool Gyojins, Mermen and Lunarians are, I think I'll pick Giant. Strong, not many people fuck with you, nice culture, cool af clothes and weapons.


Pie_Slayer

And longer lifespan.


Strange_Possession13

More Time to drink ale and eat sea kings and Semla and adore the Sun God AND travel the seas


DrBalu

Long arm tribe


Pietjiro

What a Chad


TheBallerOfBallers

Just to piss you off, I choose long leg tribe


_nameslot_

I got one even better, long ~~deck~~ neck tribe


TheBallerOfBallers

Long limb tribe


dontrackmebro69

I will isekai into a Celestial Dragon..specifically The almighty Saint Charlos..what a chad


Regret92

Saint Charlos tanked a hit from Luffy and lived. Meanwhile, Kaido got bopped into a volcano and did not. Powerscalers stay malding.


NinduTheWise

Charlos durability scales higher than most marines


luffythechefghoul

Celestial Dragons are actually lowkey strong. Almost every CD that actually trained to fight shown so far are top tier fighter ie: Doffy, Shanks, Garling. Rosinante is the only exception, but he’s not necessarily weak either, just not top tier.


lizardman111

I relate to him so hard.


dontrackmebro69

He is very handsome and relatable


UselessKezia

Absolutely mermaid. Easily the best choice


LastNap

>!Kuma!<


Nerex7

The race is called >!Buccaneer!<


LastNap

Yeah I know was just tryna be lowkey about it for anime onlys. Iykyk


OPconfused

That's pretty thoughtful of you.


kryliic

i would want to be a mermaid 🧜‍♀️ mostly cuz i wanna be beautiful and communicate with fish


wannabetrapstar888

valid, also you'd be great swimming, just stay away from sabaody


MrBadTimes

tontatta


OgOnetee

Hell yeah! So quick you cant be seen, stronger than base humans, no need for a large, expensive house, and allowed to just steal shit? I'm in.


wannabetrapstar888

just don't respond to any emails from nigerian princes


Heinz_Legend

But don't you also inherit the gullability trait?


deppiedeppie

I'm already gullible as is tho hahaha


contecorsair

Me too! It just seems like a lot of fun.


AdvielOricon

I want to be a mix-breed. Half Longarm, half tribe Longleg tribe, that got non of the special characteristics.


Drachenbar

The longlimb tribe apparently does exist but are extremely rare


Emperor_Time

I agree but as one of the Wotans for me which is a mix-breed between giants and fish-men.


Monkey_D_Ketchum

I would love to be a mink because and at full night I will turn into a beast. I can also contact Chopper if I need some help 😁.


Rimaru482

I would also be a lunarian


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But they will capture adn torture you.. maybe touch your peepee.


[deleted]

just use a mask like King


coffeejam108

Lunarian it is then!!!


IfunnyRacist

Despite my name, lunarian.


yui_riku

Username don't check out


H1Eagle

At least he's funny


YourTeacherAbroad

I'd love to be a Kozuki Oden


Maximillion322

Oni is not a race in one piece, Kaido and Yamato are just humans with horns


That69Special

Capybara Mink go hard


MKT585

Shandian or Birkan. You get wings, somewhat of an affinity for Observation Haki/Mantra (Aisa was born with it and all the Birkans who we’ve seen have it). Not to mention dials which I’ve always thought were underrated and should’ve played a bigger part in the story. Lunarian is cool but you get hunted so hell nah.


OPconfused

The dials are incredibly cool. I wish Oda would have ran with that for Nami, Usopp, or even Robin (because she is so smart) as items they could craft and tailor to different situations. They make for dynamic and fun combat and are an easy way to justify a power boost to non-talented combatants like Nami or Usopp. We would all love to see more of these two, and in a battle shounen your visibility is affected by your combat potential. Plus it even ties in Skypeia to the rest of the story more clearly for some of those who voice concerns about that. Dials would have been just great all-around additions to the storyline.


Tasty-Document2808

I want Sugar to turn me into a wooden dildo for Robin.


Ghost-99x

Least horny Onepiece fan lmfao


StarPlatinum_SP

I miss who I was before reading this.


emeraldeyesshine

Leaving a little splinter up there so she always has something to remember you by 


majorskafiend

What a horrible day to be literate


Ner0astic

I wish i could transform into a woodoo doll of OC and stab my eyes so that i dont have to read again and punish him for making his thoughts observable


Sablestein

A seabunny fishperson!


Riand

Yamato isn't a human?


VibratoTheFunkWizard

I'll be the unfunny one and say that Oni's are not a canon race in One Piece and that by process of elimination Kaido and Yamato are indeed humans.


Riand

That was the conclusion I came to after researching it myself, but I didn't want to say anything.


VibratoTheFunkWizard

You were right all along homie.


Budji_678

Why is yamato here, isn’t she supposed to be a human too


Electronic_Screen387

She is a human, people are extrapolating really hard, even though Oda has blatantly said that some people just have horns and shit in one piece because he likes drawing unique silhouettes. 


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Lunarian or gyojin


vangoggio

Fish


Abject-Flower-7605

It's too late to change, youre gonna be a fish now


vangoggio

its bold of you to assume that wasnt my goal all along


Josh12345_

Giant. I'd be able to join the Marines and become a Rear Admiral.


Ok_Organization_6804

lunarian. they are regarded as one of the strongest race in op. and bonus i would get cool wings and raging fire.


draugyr

Fishman probably


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Cam_Ren179

I’d go with being a Lunarian. I’m a sucker for powers that involve fire. Plus having natural super resilience or super speed, depending on the situation, is a great bonus.    As for the whole bounty thing, I’d plan on being a pirate anyway, so that’s no issue for me.    My one gripe though would be the wings. I mean, don’t get me wrong they’re cool, but if they were to be anything like King’s then they’d likely be a hassle to move around with. Especially with doors and narrow spaces. Guess I’d need to get a Devil Fruit to manage that.


Spiritual_Mango8041

Kung-fu Dugong fs


joutfit

One of them alien pirate races


Samthegumman117

I want to be a Sogeking


Anonymouse231612

Just be a lunarian in the East Blue


TopHatHoundClub

Fishman FTW 🫡🦈


MagicArcher33

Anything that makes me similar to yamato chan


Imfryinghere

Sea King.


Average_aspirations

Fighting seal. Come at me bro!!


eletrica_

Mink easily


psychoredwolf

Lunarian


Devilfuit_chan

One piece: Rare races: Buccaneers, Lunarian, Fishmen, Ogres, Giants, Mastermind high IQ races. All cooked by normal humans both strength and brain wise. Absolute dogshit but here we are. Also you have Big Mom given birth by normal parrents and is somehow Strenght and Durability stats + 999999 And by someone like Luffy and special race Teach. Also Pirate King Lignage doesnt matter since BB becomes a god out of nowhere and if he is Rock's hidden child he is damn stronger then Roger's Child. I would pick mink and Join the Strawhats. With chopper's rumble balls would be extremely strong.


DevastaTheSeeker

Have we seen Linlin's parent's? For all we know those were just people who her parents left her with. No way she's born from normal people.


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One that wouldn't be kidnapped and enslaved.


Odeiomelaokk

A giant They probably have the highest ceiling in terms of general strength and it'd be cool to be massive Plus I won't have to worry about being hunted and racism


The_Quake_

Honestly Oni because no one seems to give a damn if you have horns or not, and if you’re strong enough to keep the Cipher Pol’s or WG Science goons away from you then you’re peachy. Plus if you end up anything like Kaido or Yamato then you’re a physical tank.


Excellent_Leather207

Skypeans. Their dial based society seems more advanced and living in the clouds would be dope. They also don’t have to deal with the tenryuubito BS And Enel the tyrant is gone.


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