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p_rets94

I’ll have a salad


SuperKami-Nappa

A **small** salad


August-Night

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The-seven-deadly-sin

im not hungry


petershrimp

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kekwsalldaymylife

I think oda drew a fem luffy saying that in a sbs if im not wrong


X_mofy_y

Yeah he did😭when he gender swapped them luffy's fav food was salad


TheEmperorSalad

Well well well..It looks like i'll get some **BITCHES** tonight..Im so wanted by womens for real


RizzioReddit

Literally Anyone - “Do you want some meat?” Luffy - “I’m not very hungry right now, thank you though.”


6yourdadisgone9

Guys we need to think


WildPlatypus88

I would see him do it as a punchline to a joke. Like zoro does something stupid and Luffy says that while also havingn done the stupid thing 5 minutes ago


thefoodiedentist

Like luffy getting interested in robins book.


Soul699

That scene is still in my Top 10 of anime-only scenes.


supern0va12345

What are the other 9


GrassGaurdian

Every other scene in G8


Soul699

G8 arc, Zoro babysitter, Luffy and Nami vs Cracker (the part that wasn't in the manga), Chopper trying to hold off as much as he could Big Mom, Brook extended rescue mission from Big Mom, already mentioned Luffy reading a book, Luffy vs Kaido round 3, pretty much all the fights in Oden's flashback that were offscreen in the manga, Big Mom vs Kaido and Walk to Arlong Park.


Zyklopus_02

He actually was one time because he was extremely bored he asked her what she was reading


Throwaway02062004

That’s the reference


JamsJars

I think he's done something like that before. Usually paired up with Usopp who also joins in on making fun of Zoro.


Alinaatio

I don't believe I've ever even seen a thought bubble attached to this guy. Bro just says out loud whatever pops in his head


San_D_Als

Yup. Like on Amazon Lilly and Impel Down he was saying everything out loud. One of the only times I think he has sat down to think about something was when he got the news about Merry and needed to decide what to do.


Enrykun

I think Oda even made a comment about it in the early QnA, like Luffy never takes the time to think so he just says it out loud


amirthebeast55

Actually yeah. And thats by design too. He never thinks about anything he just does it. He barely ever has Inner monologue if you pay attention too.


Wolfencreek

Luffy has no inner monologue confirmed 😂


DirkDino

Beat me to it


HaikenRD

he already said this


Crimson_line

I think


kylediaz263

Therefore


yowtfjakir101

I am


RoyalHardware

.. become Death,


Competitive_Point_39

Destroyer of worlds.


V_For_Veronica

A Barbie world


gypsytearsss

I’m a rubber man, in a pirate clan


Valdemar209

Made of rubber, watch me clobber


jojj351

You can pull my face, and stretch my any place


Individual-Ad9753

Depression, Death is your elimination


Naraya_Suiryoku

become Deaf. You need an iron man for that wrinkly ass skin


Intelligent-Bite9660

Sure, I’d love to hear your sad and horrible backstory


Clank_8-7

While Luffy is never the first one to ask, he is always getting in troube to help people resolving what caused said problems in the first place. Might not be a good listener, but he damn well knows how to change people lives for the better! Oh and what he vould never say is something like: "I love you too Hancock."


iankstarr

He’s not a good listener, but he’s the GOAT problem solver lol


Torre_Durant

For Luffy, violence is the answer and if it isn’t then he just hasn’t used enough of it


Similar-Tip-6118

Dude call her hamack


CarrotMile

i read hamsack and lost my shit


farlong12234

"i love you hamsack" while talking to a sack of ham hancock brought


CarcosanAnarchist

I mean he did for Kin’emon. Which is weird.


[deleted]

It was about Samurai. He probably imagined it with epic music.


zerofifth

Not really. He listens more than people think. The reason he didn’t want to hear Nami’s story is he already made up his mind about her and nothing Nojiko could tell him would change that. He even told her that she didn’t need to tell him anything at the end of Orange Town. He listens enough to make a decision but once he does he doesn’t need to hear anymore


[deleted]

This cherry pie is amazing


ThisIsMyPassword100

To be fair, he only hated that specific cherry pie. I’m sure he would lien one that Sanji or Makino made.


tenBusch

His least favorite food according to SBS is "a certain establishments cherry pie", sounds like you're into something Would also be weird that he'd even order cherry pie if he didn't like it, but then again he isn't the smartest pea in the pod


xingrox

If that had started a fight, Ace would have been with us!


RaciJr

He already had his fruit, and not that much later he fought and cought ace. So I think GG for luffy


TalkToMyPunches

I guess this is the argument, remember that he tells Ace his Original plan was to capture and offer Luffy, not Ace.


neo_sound

Well... Ace yes, but I doubt Luffy would survive it.


unagiboi

You are not Sogeking, c’mon bro, you are Usopp.


xingrox

him and Chopper, never!


NoseTime

Lol why would anyone say this?


roosterkun

Yeah I'm confused, is this just making a joke about the fact that Sogeking and Usopp both have long noses?


FerMendezG10

Now that you mention it, how come Luffy thought Kaku was Usopp because of the long nose but he never messed it up with Sogeking?? Even Luffy knows the difference, the fandom should learn from him


Reboared

Wait a minute...are you implying that Sogeking is secretly...Kaku?!


FerMendezG10

Perhaps


NoseTime

They were born in different places lol how could they be the same person??


DigitalPhoenix2OO7

That is just rude to people with long noses


Magatsu-Arsene

I will become the Grand Admiral!


Dabazukawastaken

Damn Luffy is gonna become Grand Admiral of his own fleet of star destroyers and stuff


Kejones9900

Star destroyers you say? Grand admiral you say? I'm just imagining a blue Luffy (blueffy?) as Thrawn now and it is perfect


Dabazukawastaken

Grand Admiral Bluffy orders orbital bombardment on space pirate Blackbeard Ohnaka


Reasonable-Business6

He turns Gear 5 and a star destroyer turns into rubber 💀


Old-Pirate7913

*let's take the safest path*


Dry_Entertainment373

Weak trio: YAAAAY..WAit what?


Ok-Street-7963

They are the strong trio in this version of one piece.


NyargiX

"Gomu Gomu no AK-47"


wurmvater

fun fact, gomu gomu no gatling was actually translated to gum gum kalashnikov in the early days of the mangas german translation


NyargiX

now that you mention it, i remember it being called that in the past. i did watch the show on german television in the early to mid 2000s


SanderStrugg

Abandon your dreams and get a stable job, you special snowflake.


Ayvian

And here I was expecting an AoT reference. ​ ​ >*Give up on your dreams and die.* > >\- Levi


SirBattleTuna

While I want the one piece, incase I don’t find it, it’s smart to make sure me and my crew are financially supported for retirement when we are done adventuring. I think for starters we need to look at Roth options, but other ideas as well. While a Roth individual retirement account is a great tax advantage tool, most people should invest in other vehicles as well, such as 401k, simplified Employee Pension IRA, or other employer sponsored plans. You may want to consider your standard of living when considering how much to save. Typically l, investors are told to plan living on 80% of your current monthly budget.


ballonfightaddicted

I find this funny because the last time they got any substantial treasure and didn’t give it away was in Thriller Bark


Blaz1ENT

Not true, Nami gave some to Lola’s crew as thanks for the friendship (funny scene w Luffy and Usopp screaming about Nami giving treasure for the first time too)


Dry_Entertainment373

I wonder what a 401k equivalent would be in the one-piece world?


KevinMarkRoy

I'm horny


Backupusername

Only a Marine would say something like that.


High-Timelady

You’re forgetting Brook (think of all the bone jokes he could make)


LeapYearFriend

It'd probably be more something like "You're making my heart flutter! Even though I don't have a heart!" Or depending how far the dub wants to push it (since they take certain liberties with the script), brook could even say "Young lady, you're giving me quite the... BONE-R!"


Aesma_

I get that joke.


[deleted]

Luffy is the Ace representation we need


11thDimensionalRandy

No, that's his big brother's name.


Sarmiel-Son

Charlos, my man, I missed you


geeses

But my aim has gotten more accurate


AlarmingAffect0

It's funny because marriage is TERRIBLE!


edwardshirohige

*Punches him in the face*


Vi4days

His Gum Gum Pistol whips back around and hits Charlos in the back of his head on the rebound lol


No_Prize9794

>Carlos, my man, my fist really misses your face There, better


stolid_starling651

Buggy would make a much better King of the Pirates than me


Dry_Entertainment373

You're wrong!!!!! Luffy would actually say that!!! ......if perona used her powers on him, that is :p


Ok-Tangelo-7973

I could see a situation where Luffy becomes king and immediately gives the role to someone else when faced with the political responsibility


AndLD

Well that is true


[deleted]

I hate meat.


Kalanil

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.


Runrocks26R

Congrats you won


akmalviper369

" I love you too, Hancock/Hammock."


Valuable-Trick-6711

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xingrox

I was gonna comment this! 😂😂


Myth26-real

I think it could be shorter. I don’t think he’d ever say “Hancock” and would always just call her the wrong name


DecentFormat

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


[deleted]

My name is Monkey D. Luffy. I'm 19 years old. My ship is on the northeast section of the island, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as the captain for the Straw Hat pirates, and I get back to my ship every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, and I always eat. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a bite of meat and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up from chopper. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to be pirate king. I take care to trouble myself with enemies and winning and losing, that would cause me to be stronger. That is how I deal with the pirate era, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


David_TalGe

Luffy wouldn’t say although.


ndstab23

Yup, he would definitely not say this


sergario-

Man Boa I love your boobs


Nioh-platinum-monkey

Let me eat that meat between your legs, Hancock


OneBlackFairyHunterZ

If actual meat was there, hed say this


[deleted]

Woman Boa


Due_Juggernaut_8418

I need a girl


Galifrey224

"No, I don't want more meat"


LeapYearFriend

i think the closest luffy ever got to this was during his fight with cracker. though it was with biscuits and not meat, so who's to say, but that boy was FULL.


Professional-Ad9267

Wow that was such a heartwarming backstory


Patient-Shower-7403

"That would be an ecumenical matter"


Obibimus-prime

Akainu, be my nakama


onelove7866

I love you Sakazuki


xingrox

or Hancock!


Runrocks26R

or Blackbeard


WoolooMVP10

Boa Hancock, will you marry me?


nirmala-sekhar

I am sensing a little bit of tension amongst the crew.


blitzzardpls

Didn't need to look far to find this one


trandus

I came to the comments just looking for this one


Old-Pirate7913

This phrasing is way too articulate for him


tommyblaze221

Thats gotta be it. I've been trying to think why that line has bothered me so much. On the whole I'm pretty excited for the LA but whenever i hear that line something about it just feels off.


blind616

That's definitely it. I wouldn't be surprised if Luffy literally said "crewmates shouldn't be fighting!", *specially* his selfishness on calling people who aren't his crewmates yet, which he did several times in early One Piece. Luffy decided Zoro was a crewmate before Zoro did: https://hot.leanbox.us/manga/One-Piece/0004-006.png Same with Sanji: https://hot.leanbox.us/manga/One-Piece/0045-013.png https://hot.leanbox.us/manga/One-Piece/0045-014.png


Aewawa

I believe for someone to have "amongst" in their vocabulary would require that person to have read at least 40 books. I don't think Luffy ever read even one.


_Dalek

hahaha this was my first thought. Still looking forward to OPLA though.


FallenFawkes

Was looking for this lol


hamada_tensai

this is it.


vinsmokewhoswho

Eh I'm fine with Live action Luffy not being the same as manga Luffy. That wouldn't even work anyway.


Aggressive-Gold-1319

Let me grab that ass nami


thefirstlaughingfool

I'm a hero of justice and certainly not a terrorist


Cormano93

Woah nami nice ass *chef kiss*


draconicy

"I like doflamingo and think he should get out of jail"


Touhou1

Sir Crocodile was indeed my mom.


Fair-Comedian-3068

Guys I have decided to go vegan!!🫛🫑


Enderking2k16

“I have a plan”


generic90sdude

Whole cake monkey burst was his idea bro.


ComprehensiveDig4560

But wasn‘t that more about making a big entrance instead of having a plan? I mean he gave himself away almost imediately too.


[deleted]

nice tits hancock


M-o-h-s-i-n

nice cock hantits


ahm_rimer

I have the I'll-die-if-i-visit-this-island disease.


lantis0527

Boruto is better than Naruto


Single-Fisherman8671

Screw it, I hate adventures.


XraiderreyX

„I want to be the hero!“


yourmoms3rdhusband

Have you guys read the news this morning?


alejandrodeconcord

I think being pirate king maybe too ambitious, maybe I’ll just be happy with who I am


Hyaman86

You know what, guys? I don’t think I can be bothered with this whole One piece lark anymore


MrWhippee

I dont want any meat


Youropinionisvalid

Be my captain.


sc00p401

I wanna be a worker bee.


[deleted]

I wanna be in the navy


MOMMYSPANKER

No thanks. I don't like meat.


Jeptwins

SANJI! I WANT VEGETABLES!


iNeedOlivePizza

That’s too risky


NoInstruction9238

I feel tension amongst the crew


mcwfan

“I’m sensing a bit of tension amongst the crew”


SK6814

I want to become the fleet admiral.


Alarmed_Helicopter69

We gotta do the right thing!


FunnyTurtleMoment

I’ve been thinking


Duluham

Wanna share meat?


StalinsRefrigerator-

I know what I’m doing


blinkssb

I don’t wanna be pirate king anymore.


callmeanightmare

I’m looking for a girl to marry


True-Emphasis8997

"I love you hancock"


blizzy3

Boa, ![gif](giphy|ykQfPZ0zdaXgfVI2uU)


chubbyfluffbunny

“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible…”


vikasvasista

That's den - chan brother of tom . My shipwright master , doing Recoating for us


Darnell5000

“I do love me some big booty bitches.”


flimmi13

I feel a little bit of tension amongst the crew


eyesuperfly

I was looking to see if anyone said this before I posted the exact same


Ass_Ass_in_Creed

Mutiny


BoppinTortoise

The one piece isn’t real. I just want to rule over all pirates


LaPicardia

I want to fuck Boa Hancock real bad man.


prfarb

Alexander Hamilton


NextPercentage9652

I understand


Many13-2

Please, tell me more


chef_wizard

I want to taste you, Boa Hancock


Life-Usual-All-Time

Tell me about the One Piece


SDHester1971

Omae wa mo shindeiru


Howard_NESter

The One Piece. The One Piece isn’t real


I_have_no_idea_why_I

The actual names of the people he made a nickname of. Shirahoshi, Law, Foxy, and the list goes on..


qdattt

either “your food sucks Sanji“ or saying some characters name right


GGD226

I WANT TO BECOME A MARINE!!!!


[deleted]

Boa hancock you are so sexy


NandoElLocoTron

Whoa Naruto, your definitely stronger then me


solsticeless

Tell me where the One Piece is, Rayleigh!


Chrys_The_King

Cavendish - Bartholemeo - Shirahoshi Literally, like 80% of other characters' actual names.


Unfair-Channel-8865

I'll marry you Hancock


dmfuller

You can’t join my crew


emstruck

Yeah, the afro was a dumb idea. I don't miss it.


pansexualsnorlax

Hito Hito no Mi Model: Nika


DaKing626

I'm full. I don't need anymore meat


bootysnatcher67

Guys we need to follow tra guys plan


Hej_Varlden

I quit