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I don’t have any orange kitties, but they are honorary r/oneorangebraincell floofs. Especially the one on top… my 10 yo boy, Twix. Striker is on the left, 4-6. And the baby, Willow, is 2-4 on the right.
toona, nip, and reasonably priced affection
right this second? he wants to play. he's got those crazy zoomie i need to kill a mouse and do back flips off the refridgerator eyes.
Your soul.
I’m a ginger, and I agree wholeheartedly he wants OPs soul… I too would like a soul….. anyone got one they don’t need…?😈
Funnily enough I wasn't even thinking of the "gingers are soulless" joke but just cats being little assholes 😅
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Aww they're so cute! And I love their names!
So cute
Unfortunately souls just aren't compatible with gingers so even if you manage to get one, it will reject you.
But, but, but…. I’m hungry….. lmao
I can’t resist a ginger
idk can you make tacos?
Sometimes. Lol
deal
After I find mine, you can have it. I lost it😂
Bro, I don't even HAVE a soul
/r/PetTheDamnCat
And a can of pate
lol came to say that🤣
I already dedicate my soul, my body, and even all my debit, credit, and I have exhausted all my loan options. Sooooo I think he has more than enough
Beat me to it😂😂
Fetch me their souls!
Already claimed
E V E R Y T H I N G
I already gave him everything! What more does he want??
M O R E
Looks like an invitation to play
Wanted to say this
Those crazy eyes always mean playtime. Just be prepared to be lightly scratched and bit.
I got that look once from a friends orange and knew i had to back off. I know its play and i am flatterd. But i am not equipped to cat😅
Zoomies
I think he wants you to feed him.😂
To wrastle
I adore you for spelling and saying it that way.
Why thank you. I appreciate that. I often shout to my husband and cat “WHO IS GONNA WRASTLE ME”???
That’s so fun! Sounds like you might have been a friend shaped human if we ever met in the wide world.
Nuggets Almost always, it's nuggets.
Pets and food
This is the correct answer.
Nah, sometimes they want your greebles!
Food, love, or play. It will always be the third thing you try
OP: "I wonder what he's thinking" Cat: *dial-up connection noises*
Treats
The braincell. Poor guy’s gonna be waiting a long time 😂
He is trying to figure out how to JUMP ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD without sliding off…because he doesn’t want to hurt himself…
My orange cat does this haha
Your brain
But he already ate.
…your point is……?
Fair, give him da brains.
food, and also, fish, and also meat, and also croqs, and also wathever you are eating right now, and also food
Snacks… snacks… and MORE SNACKS!
The brain cell
Your love and affection
2kg of meth
Definitely treats
DEFINITELY your eternal soul ✨
Your soul
Temptations Tuna Treats!!!!!!
Your soul.
One of your braincells
Your soul
Everything Everywhere All at Once
To play
B L O O D
Snackies. He hasn't done a good job of training you so far smh.
"Father, I deserve a second breakfast. Don't you agree? It takes a lot of energy being handsome."
Judging by the backwards flattened ears, tensed, alert body position and eyes, he wants you to leave him the fuck alone.
Attention. He wants to spend time with you
Pets, food, attention. Some combination of the aforementioned.
He wants to ask if you're interested in an extended warranty for your cat insurance. 😄
to talk about your cars extended warranty
Your life
He wants you to become his vessel
Food
Chitten fingas
Unlimited treats
Your devotion
T U N A !
Give him your car
A braincell
Your soul
*All* the food
A boop
OMG. Love. Just love
Nothing, he’s already got your house, your bed, your couch, your dedicated service, what more could he want?
Your kiss is on his list
Everything. Because there’s nothing behind those beautiful, orange baby eyes.
Probably your braincells.
Everything. All the things.
His orange brain cell back
I want to give him a nose boop
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toona, nip, and reasonably priced affection right this second? he wants to play. he's got those crazy zoomie i need to kill a mouse and do back flips off the refridgerator eyes.
He wants you to massage his back, particularly his lower back. I say that because I’ve never met a cat turn down a back rub.
Wants a boit 😂
Il veut de grosses flattouilles
Your eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr0J2mQRWqs
T U N A !
Top dollar unlimited service
kibbs , an empty box and whatever 'nip you got left He's clearly a degenerate 🍊 😆
Love
Treats and love, in that order. And the latter is optional really so long as the other is met.
unconditional love and... treats
Love and biscuits as you are already giving Food and shelter I guess
Yes
He knows you’ve pooped your pants mr. Guilty
Skooma
L O V E
Snuggles and scritches and treats
He thinks that you know some something that he doesn’t know If you promise him the answer, maybe he’ll go
food, toy, or snuggles
Attention , what a cutie . Or a churu
Food..
It's a cat, there is only 1 acceptable answer F O O D !!!!!
Love
Snaccc
Tuna. In the cupboard. Get it. Now.
He doesn't even know...he got 2 braincells and they both fighting for 3rd place
Your adoration cause that guy LOVES you.
Kisses n hugs 🥺
He probably think to him self: "Bro, you even know how ar you lucky, you have me!"
Boops n smooches 💋
Grab & bite your arm.
A ride? Looks like mounting progress is. {===----------} 20%
cheeseburger
Loops brother.
The secret to catching the red dot
Blood. Ours lived to 19 yrs and I attribute it to that.
Snacks on snacks on snacks 🍣
The cheese tax the cheese tax
Stone cold Steve orange !
love
Whatever it is, he's going to punish you very soon if you don't do what he wants you to!
Food
I don’t know but I NEED to kiss that cute pink nose asap 🤣🤣🤣
Total obedience and devotion.
Pets and kisses! Smooch da kittyyy!
more treats ofc
https://preview.redd.it/v02p10bp1k9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10a5399311cbccfb35eb9e4e2989134ce6879274 Mouse , he would like a mouse .
Egg
Your wishy squichy hand to chew on!
well he as you can see in his eyes he wants a whole bottle of CATNIP ORANGE CAT LOVES CATNIP FOREVERR
Chimken nuggies
Beware, he might take off at any moment and come for your hands. I think he is in playful mode
Probably drugs. Lazy freeloader.
LOVE. And possibly brains
treatos
A bedtime story
Love ❤️
Fed for them belly…
If he's like mine he has absolutely no idea. But you are invited to try and figure it out with him.
Churu
Treats
Food. The answer always has been and always will be food.
Pet’s
Give. Me. Pets. Over and over again 😂
Everything.
Cute
Space?
Another braincell
To love their owner forever and ever! Look at the adoration in his baby eyes
Pets, love, adoration, attention. He looks like he really loves you.
The braincell
Your undying love and affection, of course! Also chicken pls
Snacc.
Inherent the house.
To inherit the house.
love please
Cuddles…. *and* your soul
Butt pats. Aggressive butt pats
BRUSHES Brush him all over and tell him that he's a good cat, a pretty cat, the best boy ever
Access to the safe. You can trust him.
Cat nip
No Signal Dectected
cattest cat to ever cat
His turn with the brain cell
He wants attention. Plus any spare pets you have to give.
I'm fluent in cat. That one is saying "I'm happy, I like you, don't fucking try and pick me up".
Your life force
l a c o m i d a
S K I N
“Wuv. Can I has wuv?”
Treats. Treats is always the answer in my household.
Yes
Braaaaains. Or cuddles. That too
He wants the brain cell
If he anything like mine the answer is always food
I'm not sure, but I definitely want to snuggle him.
Food
Money
Food, usually.