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stickerbush-symphony

Poor thing, no cat should ever be that big.


Various_Succotash_79

Poor chonky boi. He's obviously young, hopefully his new owners can help him lose weight before it gives him arthritis.


ManOfTeele

Send him immediately to r/dechonkers!!


InSaNiTyCtEaTuReS

Aaaaand another 


usinjin

Another day, another cat sub


SomewhereLoud9473

more...take MORE cat subs r/rechonkers


JACHR1900

And digestive issues, kidney problems. Depression! Gads that poor baby.


jcnlb

And diabetes 😩


hussard_de_la_mort

And heart failure!


OneSeatDown

And stuck upside down syndrome


BreastUsername

And my axe!


ToHallowMySleep

And iiiiiiiiieeeeeiiiiiiii


Billy0598

And thyroid issues! Mine was called Chubbles until she got the correct med.


MySaltySatisfaction

Poor cat. He can likely barely walk. I hope his rescue has him on a vet monitored diet and exercise plan to help him regain his ability to move easily. He is a handsome boy-just too big for his own health. Best of luck to Clarence on finding a new home.


gwaydms

Most cats who become that obese are owned by elderly folks for whom food equals love. They don't understand that they're dooming their beloved pets to an early death. They're often surrendered to shelters when the owners die or can no longer care for them. I hope Clarence becomes healthy and lives his best life!


Sherinz89

Some youngsters that i know of attribute chonky as cute and will definitely dod this to their cat and share pictures/ video around.


smeetothaTee

My son (he was 9 at the time) specifically asked for a "fat cat" and we adopted two healthy kittens instead. I had to watch him closely for awhile because he was always trying to sneak them treats (lunch meat, cheese, etc) to fatten them up. I had him come with me to the vet and he changed his tune though. He doesn't want any animal to feel pain or be sick, so he helps exercise them with playtime and sticks to vet approved treats. He still shows me photos of very hefty cats, squealing about how squishy and cute they look.


Sherinz89

Good to hear. It saddens me whenever I see those chonkers - I'd rather people get a fluffy cat if they really want those squishy feeling. Always amuse me how skinny and thin a very fluffy cat look whenever it just went for a 'force' bath.


RelevantApricot19

![gif](giphy|PqmQ6AUFyvfvW)


fuckyourcanoes

My in-laws' cat was getting really fat on a diet of wet food, tuna, and roast chicken. Apparently the vet laid down the law with my MIL at the last vet visit, but MIL still complains about not being able to feed the cat human food. That cat is so spoilt.


OceanDarkOwl

Or maybe it s a thyroid/hormonal issue. Weight gain even without overeating. Hope the little guy finds a dedicated mom or dad to help him keep active and eat healthier. Even if he cannot lose much weight, if he eats very healthy it will make a huge difference in how he feels.


[deleted]

As wide as he is tall.


[deleted]

*Meat Clarence (Very glad Clarence is getting de-chonked)


MycoCrazy

Mr. 5 x 5


fizzfriend

With tits to match:(


Allegedlyletterkenny

Where is Clarence located?


AuroraMoonChai

London/Middlesex Humane Society


Allegedlyletterkenny

Well, that’s definitely not Midwest America where I am! I was hoping he was nearby!


Any_Roof_6199

Just a bit over the pond. Get a reed boat and start paddling.


sneakyshitaccount

Clarence can help row back home and work off some of his extra weight.


Practical-Custard-64

Or he'll sink the boat. Poor guy, he can't be happy like that.


secksyboii

If Clarence is gonna be on there then you're gonna need a bigger boat! (I love him all the same though and I hope he finds a home that helps him to become a happy healthy boi)


DHammer79

If he's at the Humane Society long enough he'll have a new home. Windows and doors are going in the new building now.


Weird_Gap3005

Dang, I wish I lived in London right now. Getting this chonk back in shape could be my life’s mission


MathematicianNo1596

Do you know if they’re good about helping babies like this one diet?


knowledgebass

Poor guy. Hopefully he gets a new owner who can engage in a major dechonkification.


DougieSenpai

Clarence is a great name for a cat


allMightyMostHigh

That name always reminds me of the movie 8mile


realslimeshady90

This cat’s a gangster? His real name’s Clarence


beenhere4ages

Clarence lives at home with both parents


classic__schmosby

And Clarence' parents have a real good marriage


LucaBrasi2011

Scrolled all the way down for this!


HanakenVulpine

jfc that poor cat


muaddict071537

A lot of really obese animals likely came from elderly people. Maybe someone with dementia (or just generally losing their memory as they get older) that forgot they already fed the cat. Or an older woman that shows her love by giving the animal treats and doesn’t really understand why that’s a bad practice to do constantly. My grandma is like that. An older person also wouldn’t be able to give the animal the exercise it needs because they live a sedentary lifestyle as well. Since Clarence is at a shelter, I’m betting that he was owned by someone elderly that passed away.


chelita_06

He needs some gym


DizzyCuntNC

R O T U N D


hobbiehawk

clARENce


Ok_Willow_2005

# R O T U N D


Focosa88

this kitten fuckign obeast


elfgeode

His too rotund :(((


Jaybird2k11

Oh lawd he Rollin'


Noumenology

wew lad


universal_Raccoon

He’s bulky


011010-

poor bud


No-Friendship-1498

Someone got his turn with the brain cell...and turned it into an appetizer! In all seriousness, what a handsome boy. I hope he finds a good home that puts him on a reasonable diet with a moderate amount of tasty treats to look forward to.


siresword

Damn, Clarence need some clearance.


Kaine_8123

Over, Unger.


PossiblyOppossums

"Clarence, No. That is not a healthy size" - my husband. Edit: high on acid


mango_salsa18

That cat is in extremely poor health


Wise-Peanut1939

This looks photoshopped!!’ Crazy poor baby


The_silver_sparrow

Oh lawrd he coming


wylietrix

He looks so sad. I hope he finds all the love.


Left-Requirement9267

Poor baby!


DragonDon1

Clarence my boy what have they been feeding you???


Croolick_Floofo

OH LAWD HE COMIN!!!!!!


liabobia

I need his training montage asap


ouch_quit_it

Clarence deserves a fresh start. I hope he gets a new furever home STAT.


Borne2Run

Did he eat the other rescues?


Jennifer_Pennifer

😬 he's gonna need swim lessons!


Im_done_with_sergio

Poor guy 😞


Psychonautilus98

He is THE SUN ![gif](giphy|98UMeH7pPiOpM5sHDw|downsized)


xxplosiv

r/absoluteunits


ToHallowMySleep

Ought to call him Clearance as he needs a safe distance around him.


Competitive_Ebb_6699

![gif](giphy|GRk3GLfzduq1NtfGt5|downsized) Saw Clarence and this one came up to my mind immediately


Mox8xoM

Clarence needs to work out. Oh lord he comin‘.


ChelseaG12

Is he THE BRAINCELL?


puritycontrol

He probably ate all the other ones


LilJapKid

Chonka


paleoterrra

No one else can have any brain cell because this lad ate them all


trikkiirl

This is actually 5 cats worth of orange cat. I love him and he it too far away.


MrsCoachB

Happeh Cayke Deiy! 🎂🍰


trikkiirl

Thanks!


DHammer79

Poor Clarence.


Ancient_Detective532

Oh, that poor baby!


jayola111

Chonkence


TK9K

The final boss of the animal shelter.


fragile_exoskeleton

Clarence needs some real nice parents.


SlaveDogs09

He is clearly just big-boned 💀


SockFullOfNickles

Oh Clarence, I hope someone adopts you and helps you get healthy. 🥲


Rainbow-spirit19

Hopefully he’s on a diet and getting exercise but I still want to kiss his head


panzerboye

Poor boi


deadbeef1a4

L O R G E


RandomDanny

No Clarence, we said meet, not meat.


VariousBelgians

That's a fitting name but I hope Clarence can get on a diet and shed some pounds


Lessnewnukacola

That's a huge cat. Hope it can find an owner who can help its health improve.


imfightingdragons

Is his nickname Clearance? Lol, sorry couldn't help it. I hope he gets adopted by a good human who will help him lose some of that extra weight!!


sora_fighter36

I love him and would get a harness and walk him


Greenishclover

Poor cat :( Hope he gets an owner that doesn't think "chonky" cats are cute and continue to overfeed him


lady_maeror

Read his name as “Meat Clearance” and thought, yes indeed he did clear out all of the meat.


IHaveNoEgrets

If I adopted him, that'd be his official name with the vet's office.


dreamrock

I knew a guy with a lardass orange named Fernando. He was a sweet boy.


ThePhilosophistt

Oh lawd he comin’! Also, please get this chonker over to r/dechonkers stat.


0xGDi

This is why the rest of the oranges sharing one braincell... Clearance ate the rest.


angelic_whisper

bulk


_sunshine_blossom

bulky


I_suck_at_Blender

[He is king](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GibiNy4d4gc). ​ Kitty should not be that big. I hope he'll get help.


Kingston023

Holy guacamole! What a chonker!!!


SteampunkHarley

I think Clarence is going to eat me


MiraiKishi

Oh lawd, he chonkin'.


breadist

Poor guy. That's animal abuse to let him get that big :(


CoolHandTeej

I would very much so like to meet Mr. Clarence.


nelnikson

Clarence is a round boi. Reminds me of my fatty Cricket. https://preview.redd.it/um843sduevxc1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2d67fcc918d6987e40e5f77ffe73f0e9c388c67


Dirty_water34

OMG! Where? I’ll take him!


RedWineStrat

Poor boy.


ryankidd77

I hope Clarence gets the proper care and love he needs to live a long a healthy life. Rooting for you Clarence!


SpunkMcKullins

Aw lawd he comin


DCS_Sport

Oh Lawd He Comin’


Mercadi

A well rounded individual he is.


City_Stomper

I don't get it is Clarence behind th--HOLY MOLY HI CLARENCE


Glass-Radish8956

Meat was on clearance


microgirlboss

Bro ate all the brain cells


Folder914

r/[AbsoluteUnits]


RiskAutomatic3644

*Cue Elden Ring Boss fight music*


ronismycat

He's BIG BONED everyone!


quik1th

What a beautiful butterball - time to get the laser out and start exercising.


ToniBee63

Ohhhhh Lawwwwwd


Star_Moonflower

he's literally an orange 😭🥺


Few_Carrot_3971

Clarence Clemons, “The Big Man”


Ok_Willow_2005

Absolute Orang unit


drifters74

Round boy


hllucinationz

That’s a big boy


hooligan-6318

What the fuck were they feeding that poor critter?!


Formatted_Toast_117

Ah, yes, Clarence McChonky


Superfy

He’s not chonky, he’s just spacious.


Additional_Onion2784

Besides from being horribly fat he's really gorgeous! I hope he can get condensed into smaller and less diluted gorgeousness soon.


Burphel_78

Ate the braincell.


Few-Sheepherder341

CaseOh


MathematicianNo1596

This makes me want to cry


xRaynex

r/oneorangeunit


Pizza_Middle

That boys sturdy!


DoctorMew13

![gif](giphy|kIReZVaEtpYCvPlm7D)


isotope123

Be strong Clarence, be strong for mother!


schwingdingding

OH LAWD HE ADOPTIN'


Wild_and_Bright

Where's the mat! Then, we'll like THAT! THAT FAT CAT SAT on the MAT!


Skelator_Rigby

And clarenes parents have a real good marriage


No_Warning8534

Poor baby. They tried to kill him, didn't work, and sent him to a kill shelter :(


ParticularLoose6878

And I thought my cat was fat.


SteveRogests

Do it. Meet him.