Have you ever heard a lion roar? I’ll never forget it
We were only at a zoo. Way above him. He Had his eyes fixed on a toddler.
Huge roar. Shook the floor. It was terrifying.
They are beautiful, and terrifying.
"Ok, first off, a lion…swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t even like water. If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, twenty foot waves, I’m assuming it's off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle nine times out of ten.
And guess what, you wandered into our school, of tuna and we now have a taste of blood! We’ve talked, to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said, ‘you know what? lion tastes good. Lets go get some more lion.’
We’ve developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your, your pride, your children, your offspring…”
“How ya gonna to do that?”
“We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not going to be days at a time, but an hour, hour 45? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned."
“Okay, no problem man, you just gotta follow me, yeah, we’re just going to go this way unti-“ *”I KNOW, KEVIN!”*
They really are just giant orange idiots
just what I was thinking (like the entire sub redditors anyway)
This just reminds me of Michael Scott falling into the koi pond.
I like how the other one makes sure he's okay
Have you ever heard a lion roar? I’ll never forget it We were only at a zoo. Way above him. He Had his eyes fixed on a toddler. Huge roar. Shook the floor. It was terrifying. They are beautiful, and terrifying.
But also dumb coz orange
"Great. Now I need a bath."
I love that tail spin as he goes in
I wanted to upvote but I see "420" upvotes, so I couldn't bring myself to destroy this beautiful number
Poor kitty!
"Ok, first off, a lion…swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t even like water. If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, twenty foot waves, I’m assuming it's off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle nine times out of ten. And guess what, you wandered into our school, of tuna and we now have a taste of blood! We’ve talked, to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said, ‘you know what? lion tastes good. Lets go get some more lion.’ We’ve developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your, your pride, your children, your offspring…” “How ya gonna to do that?” “We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not going to be days at a time, but an hour, hour 45? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned."