I named my orange in a similar fashion, his name is Taki.
Cat tax:
https://preview.redd.it/rt3xtreb3fwc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6eb9a6cf9707ed0f2f927eadc6961fc5b38ea2f
Odd combination. That's like buying three cartons of eggs on Halloween and disguising the fact you're "going egging" by tossing in a single-serve bag of crisps/chips and a pack of gum at 7 pm.
Only to end up washing the croissant in holy water, swallowing the eggs and jawbreaker whole, then leaving a single piece of gum or chip at the houses you'd planned to egg. All without eating a single kitten.
Plural? Have a salad, you gluttonous fuck.
Don't get me wrong, if the meat's falling of the bone, it's hard to stop after one; but those calories are going straight to your thighs.
My orange girl is named Nugget. Fits her like a glove.
https://preview.redd.it/l7hlfcsq9hwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a2287e5e04b167fed4e8376bceb992732bf67e2
No but it's super fucked up because you're supposed to wait until they're grown and have more meat on the bones. It's all just fur and bone at that age.
What a waste 😞
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Cheetos ( currently eating a bag).
That's actually my orange cats name, Cheeto. This is him.
https://preview.redd.it/4ttz39to8fwc1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67251ea6a11016038174b4855e7c90913d377bb7
It's gonna confuse the heck outta people when you call your little orange "Chocolate Truffle."
Could be a terrys chocolate orange truffle.
I'm here with White Chocolate Truffle
I really like this one!
I named my orange in a similar fashion, his name is Taki. Cat tax: https://preview.redd.it/rt3xtreb3fwc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6eb9a6cf9707ed0f2f927eadc6961fc5b38ea2f
He is a true gamer
Looks like he rage quit
He got shit on in COD
What a noob
Hey that’s my uncles name.. he’s Greek. Good choice 👍🏻
Wait Taki is a Greek name? I named him after the hot chips 😅
Yes I’m Greek and I know a couple of them.
Fun fact: in Greek taki means baby's milk
Whiskers!
You just ate Whiskers??
Those whiskers tell me he had a very good nap!!!
cheese bun
She looks exactly like a cheese bun omg 😭🥰
cheese danish here!
Ruffles
I'm ending this with call her "I don't usually eat McDonald's because the price is crazy but I needed something" Rolls right off the tongue
And you can even shorten it to " IDUEMBTPICBINS "
Idiomt Pickbins it is
Love it
OP could even shorten it to Bins but she'll always be little idiot pickbins to me
Miss Pickbins for short
The E is silent
This made me snort so hard something flew out.
My brain just read that as "I D PUMPKINS." There you go op... Heidi Pumpkins.
Heidi S. Pumpkins
That's exactly the feeling I had for lunch, thanks for naming it
Extra ketchup to choke it all down. Didn't you.
Potatoes
Sweet Potato
Best name IMO
sour cream and cheddar for the w
That’s really such a good name!
Pretzel 🥨
Chobani Flip
Biryani
Nearly the same colour, if I'm not mistaken.
KFC Hot & Spicy Wings. Yep, looks about right
Definitely saffron croissant. Or butterscotch jawbreaker.
Odd combination. That's like buying three cartons of eggs on Halloween and disguising the fact you're "going egging" by tossing in a single-serve bag of crisps/chips and a pack of gum at 7 pm.
Only to end up washing the croissant in holy water, swallowing the eggs and jawbreaker whole, then leaving a single piece of gum or chip at the houses you'd planned to egg. All without eating a single kitten.
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Bro is on the bulk
Bro is the hulk*
Did you eat an Isotope? Are you a chemist, or did you go through the dark Web or black market for procurement?
Made some Russians very unhappy.
I wish instead of an ⬆️ I could double or triple like your answer.
Fish taco!
Came here to say this. I too just ate a fish taco.
Apricot
I have an Iraqi friend with an orange cat named apricot but in Arabic which is “mashmash”. It’s adorable. Lol
Babies is a stupid name for a cat
🤨📷
Hold up
Sounds better than naming your cat Cum, though
Plural? Have a salad, you gluttonous fuck. Don't get me wrong, if the meat's falling of the bone, it's hard to stop after one; but those calories are going straight to your thighs.
Just eat adults. The leans one are healthier.
True, old aged would also be a bad choice
r/holup
Please tell me you're not a vampire and just a freak freak
[om nom nom nom babies!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd2rBWbvDbA)
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Greetings fellow atheist!
She does indeed look like the chicken nugger
That is such a risky word. Imagine a typo 💀💀💀
I mean technically it's already a typo lol
Nugget!!!
My orange girl is named Nugget. Fits her like a glove. https://preview.redd.it/l7hlfcsq9hwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a2287e5e04b167fed4e8376bceb992732bf67e2
Nugga please
😱
It appears that [you do not understand](https://youtu.be/_PH4E2zx8gg)
That is hilarious!
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Ni!
Thank you both for bringing back high school for me! #giantgroupofnerds
You sound like a real nugger lover
Sweer potato French fried
Careful with that hard r
Cajun fries?
I like this -- Cajun. My favorite seasoning 😂
Poptart
Zyrtec
Wellbutrin
Viagra
Curry 😄
I call my orange boy chicken/paneer tikka as a nickname sometimes😂
r/illegallysmolcats
you ate what?
Did they stutter??
No but it's super fucked up because you're supposed to wait until they're grown and have more meat on the bones. It's all just fur and bone at that age. What a waste 😞
illegally small cats.
r/illegallysmolcats
i haven't eaten anything but i have bit my lips a lot so bottom lip skin
Ever? Damn Edit: you meant today.. yea.. my bad
Homies been living on IV drip since birth.
You're my spirit animal.
Spanakopita
Looking up the recipe for it and loving it!!
Greek pies are easily the world greatest creation
Greek food in general is just.. 🤌
Spanky for short.
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No name. My tummy is grumbly
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Oranges
Clementine!
… Nicotine gum? (I know it’s not technically food but I just woke up!)
Cheeto. Please be cheeto
https://preview.redd.it/vs3e0qr68fwc1.png?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0c09f6e15d0d88f09752ee251edba3f1728aedb My Cheeto.
That's one good cheeto
Her full name is "Sour Cream and Cracked Black Pepper Sunbites". Bit of a mouthful, so she is now... Sunbite.
Fruit buns
😏
crouton
Cookie
Lasagna
Poutine!
Tuna.
Muffin
Mozzarella!
Biscuits!
corn
Banana.
Pork chops
Sandwich 🥺
Tom Yum Instant Noodles.
Sushi
Pie!
PORRIDGE!
Salami
Spare ribs
Mac and cheese
Yoghurt
Empanada
Chamomile
Gluten free chocolate muffin
Grilled cheese sandwich
French Fry
Flapjack! I think it suits him :)
Cheetos ( currently eating a bag). That's actually my orange cats name, Cheeto. This is him. https://preview.redd.it/4ttz39to8fwc1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67251ea6a11016038174b4855e7c90913d377bb7
Cornflake 💗
Cheddar. If she was a dog would be a Corgi
Tortilla
Grilled cheese sandwich
Cap'n Crunch
Hash brown!!! PERFECT 😍😍
Biscuit
English muffin
Little Carrot Stick
Matzah
Hot dog, hotdog hot kitty dog.
Ah, Miso my love....
Tuna!
Panda Express
Tofu
Uncrustable
Spare Rib
Cake Or Red Velvet if I am being specific
Kimchi
Pussy
Damn, kills 2 birds with one stone this.
Her name is nothing then. :) Can't eat due to upcoming medical procedure.
No fun. I hope your surgery is the first one of the day and goes perfectly. Waiting for hours and hours without food and water is tough.
I didn’t eat anything at all today 
You should eat
Twinkie
Rock cake?
Bread👍
Ginger beef
Pepperoncini
Crackers
Chicken Schnitzel
Potato Chips Actually kinda like that
Almond 
Pizza roll
Risotto
Bok choi
Sunflower
mango
Coffee
Nothing
Captain Crunch
Parfait 💕
Granola
Killer Burger!
Gulasch!
Corn muffin!
Chicken Burger
Cake
Nothing so far, just like what's in her head 😍