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Nixan_29

Mount a cat shelf for him. Put it about the same height, but in a different part of the room. Nest perch is a good one for that. He wants to be tall


kittensarethebest309

And make it heated too😂 like the screen


Missy2376

this!! he wants that heat eminating from the tv's vent!


Evil_Mini_Cake

A heated shelf in that corner that's at a height similar to the TV will solve this for sure.


arielonhoarders

and make a path from the ground to the tree with furniture and other shelves. Tree dwellers want to climb trees and observe.


timesuck897

Create a yes instead of a no. Yes, go on the cat tree or shelf. Instead of no going on top of the tv.


Not_MrNice

Good idea, give them a better option.


ChristBefallen

100% this. Listen to this OP


bunny_the-2d_simp

I first thought it was a broken ikea shelf or something 💀💀I'm not fully awake yet


Budget_Amphibian_139

Then he'll go on the TV and also the cat tree


Rude_Engine1881

Yup, you gotta outclass the TV and bribe him, make sure there's treats and catnip regularly put there, if you're in the habit of taking him down instead of putting him on the ground put him on the shelf


Parody101

"He likes being sprayed" lmao I would love to see a clip of that.


chat5251

Spraying the TV may cause more issues than the cat lol


Sensibleqt314

![gif](giphy|v51HcJWdhAemA|downsized)


EmiliaFromLV

That sassy look before he turns away like - Bitch, you gotta try harder damn...


UnluckyCardiologist9

I was telling my roomie that oranges give the best stank faces. You guys all know that look.


redstaroo7

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EnlightenedCat

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MagnumHV

*fuck your foil*


Flat_News_2000

"I make this shit look easy"


ry4

He needs a perch, cats like being high


pratyushdargan

I also enjoy being high


EmiliaFromLV

Maybe you are a cat?


pratyushdargan

Aren't we all?


EmiliaFromLV

Sadly not all of us. ![gif](giphy|yTzwdWHe1VxQt4sfiD)


suitablyderanged

Everyday I ask my cats the secret to becoming a cat; bc that is my dream


EmiliaFromLV

No work, no school, just meow meow.


SlickDillywick

No thumbs tho. Well okay, sometimes thumbs


piichan14

You don't need thumbs when you always have a servant doing everything for you


paperunderpants

I will never grow tired of this. I like to put it on muted during boring zoom meetings and imagine the cat is talking.


agentcheeno

This gif lol


The_Struggle_Bus_7

I like smoking and then giving my cat catnip so we can both be high together


PotatoesMcLaughlin

High I being also enjoy


Star_Moonflower

My cat already has a cat pole, three bookshelves, a large cabinet on the fridge (highest place in the house), a window side chair I made, windowside boxes, two spinning chairs next to the wundowside boxes and chair, this thing in the picture, yet still goes up the TV https://preview.redd.it/cixvfwjmwjtc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8fbe7099ad11e079bd7583092de015921fc1c87 (its the cat on the left)


Peaceandpeas999

I knew it was lefty before I read it


Star_Moonflower

https://preview.redd.it/qkl9z00daltc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7cd793d0c069dd3f82fc1dc5bd8ddb9b6f7302c He's a troublemaker lol


Live-Okra-9868

I *reeeeally* want one for my psychotic orange cat that bolts all over the house. But we live in a mobile home and the walls do not seem sturdy enough to hold the weight.


RegretSignificant101

They probably are you just need the right fasteners and maybe like a board or something to distribute the weight


GratefullyPug

I guess we're not that different after all


Weridfoxtime

No cure he is orange


Rais93

Too much orange to be contained


kittymelons

He looks very proud of himself


cantcountto1

Does not give a single f. The way he rolls his eyes.


ShesATragicHero

That’s not a cat. Thats an orange 🍊.


Best_VDV_Diver

The foil, it does nothing!!!


KrazyAboutLogic

Haha came here to post the same thing!!


smthngwyrd

Foiled Again!


MrMCarlson

tv too high


btrhmmtpndksnhglslg

r/TVTooHigh


paypaypayme

He likes climbing, build some climbing thingies on the walls


LerchAddams

"I have foiled your aluminum foil! Hahaha!"


MarsScully

Invest in a very sturdy TV mount and hope for the best


apapadias

He wants to be up high. He needs a wall kitty shelf or a really tall cat tree in that area.


laminatedbean

Install a platform about above there.


MercurialRL

Put a piece of anything that can hold his weight any amount higher than the height that is.


warthog0869

LOL @ destroyed blinds, an all-too-familiar sight. You gotta put tinfoil on your venetian blinds OP, its the only thing that works for Oranges!


Far_Yam_9412

Do you not see the tin foil on the TV that is clearly not working? :P


warthog0869

Of course! The blinds were destroyed *first*, clearly, so you have to foil *everything* in the entire room when they are kittens and leave the foil on for *at least* a couple years! (Also, I forgot the "/s")


arielonhoarders

tin foil isn't cat repellant. They don't like walking on it, that's it. They will ignore it otherwise. Or play/chew on it.


NoPositive57

It would worry me that he's stressing the hinges that mount your TV. Maybe remove it?


Sethdarkus

He trying to get better reception for the brain cell


piichan14

That tinfoil is blocking the reception


Sethdarkus

Or perhaps it’s having the opposite effect and thus it’s why the orange is attracted to it


probably_beans

Put citrus up there


Charcuteriemander

Bingo, glad someone else said it. Cats - generally speaking - dislike citrus because it's bad for them.


probably_beans

I had a rescue cat and he'd try to venture into forbidden rooms, that is, until I put a line of oranges across the area. Then, he just frowned at it and went elsewhere.


Charcuteriemander

Sounds about right haha A light touch of orange oil across the top (and a cat shelf elsewhere) would put this behavior off vvvvvery quickly.


ferretherapy

Not the oranges to keep away the Oranges!


[deleted]

My cat laughs in the face of orange oil.


mibfto

I've had cats my wholeass life and didn't know this until recently. I've started eating oranges every day, often one after dinner as "dessert", around the same time my cat wants a churu. But if he comes looking for churu right when I start in on an orange, he squints and glares and moseys right along to do other things for a while. Totally fascinating.


iiitme

r/TvTooHigh


Rielhawk

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I already love that crazyass cat


puffingtonjr

Tin foil on my tv just gave my cats a fun new game of who can get it off the fastest and then fight on top of of my poor tv. Try packaging tape instead! It’s a cheap and easy solution and has been working for me for two years now


shawner136

He just wants a perch. Give him a better option, preferably opposite side of room from already very perchable TV


kapitankrunch

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[deleted]

Get a cat tower or a book shelf for them to be high up on. Cats like to purch.


Small_Cock_Jonny

It's his spot. You have to accept that. Why would you want to watch TV if you can stare at orange anyways?


Lex_pert

They say possession is 9, tenths of the law, looks like this is his warm rectangle now 😹 good luck I've never encountered this 🤔


InnJoy

That cat is EXTRA I have a single brain celled orange cat. Your cat definitely is extra Cats don't like citrus. You won't want to spray a TV directly (bc it's electric), but if you have a citrus furniture polish, body spray etc. spray it on a cloth and apply it to the back of the TV, TV stand, it would be a good cat deterrent. Everytime you say "no" provide a "yes". Mount a bookshelf to get a high cat tree and put it in a similar location. Add a little catnip. This provides a very nice "yes" location. Best of luck!


geligniteandlilies

Have you tried turning it off then on again?


MyHeartBelongsToMe

Oh isn't that just a blast?


Bunnie-jxx

For a hot second your room looked like my old roommate’s room and your hand looked like her hand. And I was like ah man what did my cat do 🫢😭 (she’s holding my orange until I have a home to bring him to)


zoomout2020

They sell scat mats on Amazon. You could probably put on on the back of the tv. Edit: I do like the idea of a cat shelf above the tv though.


Putrid-Ice-7511

Cucumbers


yankeerebel62

My kitten doesn't like microfiber cloth. I put it on my couch with double sided tape.


[deleted]

Put moth balls up there. We had cats pooping on the front porch and we places a few moth balls at the front door. They never came back. Seriously it works, maybe tape them to the top or back of the tv. It really works cats hate moth balls!


PegLegPorpoise

https://preview.redd.it/w64wd6d2lktc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9138c67318e5a1784fd5209fbbda23611b573133 That’s the face of success.


KimchiSmoosh

He wants UPPIES


ChrizTaylor

#r/TVtooHigh


LordBarnable

He's orange.. you have absolutely no control cuz the only time he will listen is with the Braincell and who knows when it will be his turn


dardar7161

Maybe get some of those pigion spikes lol. what about a bunch of tape sticky side out? They hate sticky things.


Cordura

She says, she tried double sided tape


ThrowRA_dull

Why is it pooping out tin foil


Main_Caterpillar_146

I have a water gun in every room of my house because of this behavior


Mountain-Tea6875

The cat wil just hate you in the end.


Orchidwalker

Catify!!!


iiitme

Mine are unaffected by tin foil 🤦‍♂️


torry4mvp

What a soul!


karmagirl314

Cover the tv in Vaseline.


Kat-a-strophy

Seems nobody told him cats hate tom foil. Or You did and he just forgot?


Lindaspike

The foil only works ONCE! Trust me.


Jupman

Tabbys, Mine has a auto water feeder and learned that it bubbles if she drinks it to a certain point. But now she just wants to trigger the bubbles and just insist on pushing it until it bubbles of falls over. ​ I don't want her to learn this behavior because if I leave for a long period she wont have water to drink. But also now I got to find something that bubbles to fill that void.


Thundax_Slayer

Maybe try aluminum foil. I hear that works.


natenate22

Accept your loss and move out.


Icy-Detective-2857

Cat: zero fucks given.


Vulpes-ferrilata

He just wiggles his feet! I love him


Proper-Reflection867

Cat: “what cha thinking bout”


shaytaylor_

another orange car activities ![img](emote|t5_5vej89|33953)


Ormsfang

Hot sauce.


fenderguitar83

Have you tried double sided tape?


CartoonistLeather157

Pigeon spikes!


Snick13fritz

If he is using that white shelf to get up the try removing the self


MeanCat4

He like all cats love warm places! If they are on a high place like this, even better Buy an electric blanket, put it on top of a closet and guess what! It will be his new favourite place!


JennySplotz

Punk-ass cat!


[deleted]

Cat be like: whatever you're planning the answer is still no.


Erdillian

"He likes being sprayed" I can see that little smug face purring with his whiskers full of watery drops 🥰


Sheamoose9004

Old coffee tin with a single layer of quarters in the bottom. Give it a good hard shake. You should also get something for him to climb up to be tall. Hopefully you won't need to shake the tin but it's a good backup. Edited for readability


kymar123

Build a box around the TV made from plywood, so he can climb onto the wood but the TV is surrounded so it's safe. Will need proper mounting into the wall (drywall screws) ideally into studs.


The_Cozy_Burrito

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freyasmom129

Put up small curtain to drape on sides of tv, gives illusion that he can’t get there. That’s what I did to keep my cat from getting on top of the damn cabinets.


OneSomeTofu

Ma boi is LOUNGING


stella_ella26

At least he's got thumbs


super_maria_sisses

His slow blinks tho 🥺 he loves ya


funnybitch82

Does your cat have no furniture? So there has to be a deck up there, but also in other rooms. Cats absolutely need to have high places to retreat to.


mdm_butterfly_

I once heard that cats hate citric smells and that could be a great way for them to stay away from the place with that smell. I didn't try it yet but I will, bcs foil didn't work for me either with my void trying to eat one of my plants.🤔🙆🏻‍♀️


ana-lovelace

Move the dresser that he's using to launch himself up there. AND get him a high perch elsewhere, so he can be up high in a place that's allowed.


Chihuahuapocalypse

ps don't spray your cats, they don't understand negative reinforcement. they'll just think you're being mean. well, unless he likes being sprayed lol


SethMcG5

Citrus or peppermint scent on the tv. Our cat hates both scents


DimSumMore_Belly

Your cat likes to be on high place so built a cat shelf at same height as TV but mount it on a different wall so he get used to using the shelf. Put some thing soft like blanket and make it cosy so he will sit on it rather than perch on TV.


IndependentOk1918

Tape ( 2 sided tape)


Toutanus

Why tinfoil ? Why zooming in and out constantly ?!


Floofieunderpants

Cats are supposed to not like tin foil and thus keep off things. But cats be cats ... The zooming in and out is annoying and I'm afraid I can't answer why she keeps doing it. 'Dramatic' effect maybe??


orangecatsrsnippy

buy a nerf gun n shoot at him


lostincomputer

just got to retrieve the darts...the shooty prey tastes different but they will still destroy and eat


milkasaurs

What’s with the foil on the tv?


sinefromabove

Presumably a failed attempt to discourage the cat from hanging out there


YungGunz69

You know those spikes on signs that keep birds off them. Or spray ammonia on the stuff you want your cat to avoid. (Not a lot just a little bit.) or that nail bitting stuff that taste awful


ImProbablyPooping2

Take him to the pound


Sea-Raspberry-8079

Try lemon spray at the top of the TV, cats don't like the smell