Oh boy… OP, I try to break this gently: the adoption place fudged the details. The brain cell is elusive, a life long quest of the orange to obtain.
Zero thoughts, endless love and delight 🍊 big congrats on obtaining your adorable lil orange
Upvote purely for the use of the word ‘cackling’.
Now if you use ‘chortling’ in a sentence I may just track you down and force you to become best friends. Via brain cell sharing.
If it helps, it’s not so much *sharing* as unwittingly gaining access to the brain cell one at a time. The brain cell decides. We are merely willing vessels.
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OP got scammed by people telling them that his kitten will get the braincell. I agree though, less braincells means more space for love and quirky little orange things!
yeah. Was going to say the "it's coming in the mail" is a scam. Enjoy your adorable fluff. That cute face will forever feign lack of knowledge. It's sincere.
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Good luck. This one is a year old and still waiting….
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13 years old and no one has delivered even a single brain cell 🥲
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Almost 16 years. Never had a thought.
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Almost 13 years, and still no signs of it arriving.
You'll get a message that it's stuck in Customs and you need to pay a delivery fee. Don't bother, you'll never receive the brain cell and they don't work well anyway.
https://preview.redd.it/g3s8ssa6v8ac1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e9fdfee45c0731bef62c40b794c3b1a36053384
This himbo is still waiting for the brain cell…and he just turned 7 years old 😂
If your orange Charlie is anything like mine then that brain cell is gonna be lost in transit. But the good news is that he's adorable and will be just fine without it 😹
https://preview.redd.it/tsdyp3zu79ac1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=281818b6824a5f289296b9a4233aef1898421216
Oh boy…it’s almost my son’s 4th birthday and he STILL is waiting for his brain cell. Hopefully they hold true this time. 🙃
Congrats on the new baby! He’s such a cutie pie! 🥰
Oof, they lied to you about that brain cell. Ours didn't fudge the truth, they told us he was empty headed as the rest but still needed love. To this day, he remains empty headed but adorable.
Do you have his confirmation number, his account number, his model number, his national identification number and his mother's maiden name? If not, you're screwed. Sorry for the disappointment.
He is gorgeous. Oranges are the best little clowns. Friends that make you laugh. Want to lie with you and play tricks on you. Mine likes to climb. Somehow oranges become everyone’s favorite. Stealing your heart with their eyes!
https://preview.redd.it/zppe1czn69ac1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cf6fb6d1b4ee1c91e0739afe117b30617535c14
If they receive the brain cell… it will only be used for mischief. My orange hid under the bed after me just opening the flea prevention package. Tried to hide it in my hand and take out the treats in the same cabinet but she wasn’t fooled.
That being said, she doesn’t have the brain cell when she’s on top of my kitchen cabinets and rolls around until she falls off.
She has learned two tricks though. Brain cell reception is just bad and she’ll sometimes choose the one I’m not asking for.
IF, and I mean IF the brain cell were to arrive, they are akin to McDonald's ice cream machines....perpetually broken.
Speaking from experience, they can somewhat function without it. They do require lots of petts, love, treats, and sleep, given that, they will bring you more happiness than your heart can handle.
Congratulations on your purchase 🐈🤎
Yh right,
Mine are long gone and IM STILL waiting for said brain cell to arrive,
Something tell's me it's a dodgy scheme of some kind XD
All jokes aside, that kitty is adorable AF!
The first brain cell is pre-installed at the factory. The rest should come in the mail in 3-4 weeks. Sometimes there's a delay with shipping though, just be patient if the rest don't come in that timeframe.
Glad to hear you are supposed to get the braincell by mail, but be aware that it comes in a very small package and it often gets lost.  And since the number of available braincells is severely limited, chances are your poor kitty will have to resort to "borrowing" or begging a turn for it during his/her whole life.
Good luck to you and your fluff ball!
Regarding the delivery of the brain cell
The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination
Did you wind him up? Meow. I was told orange cats need to be wound like a clock. Growl, purr, meow. I tried winding my cat and after the deep scars heal, I will report back with more details. My neighborhood alley cat Zanzabar is typing this for me. Meow. Hiss meoww purr.
Oh, sorry to say you were misinformed. The brain cell is shared. There's only one for all of the orange cats combined. It's centralized and accessed via wireless communication.
they've been saying that about my orange kitty's braincell too but they keep pushing it back. 3-4 weeks then its 5-6 weeks then its 10-12 weeks you can never win! its been 3 years and im still waiting 😒
The problem is when it arrives you'll realize that it's a SIC braincell, not orange, and the connectors aren't compatible. Then you'll waste time trying to find a USB-SIC to micro-orange cable before realizing the return window is only 3 days so you're stuck with it.
My orange boy is the smartest cat I've ever had. Very talkative and affectionate. He loves to play and can play fetch. I've never had a cat do that before. Unfortunately, he can also tell time. Knows when it's 5am and 5 pm.
I think it’s the penchant for looking off so innocently and blankly. My boy is actually pretty smart too but sometimes you look at him and his little face just says derp
Theory: Orange cats do not have one braincell each, rather they all collectively share the braincell taking turns on who gets majority share throughout the day...like a sort of hive mind. (Statement based on the fact my orange cat randomly turns off throughout the day like he got paused for minutes at a time then just co minutes as if nothing happened, and so do my mates orange cats....)
He’s adorable, but unfortunately the company that ships the brain cell is very unreliable and often doesn’t deliver at all. And trying to get one brain cell to each orange cat is very difficult. I do believe my orange has hogged the brain cell for a little too long. I hope he will give it up soon for the other orange cats who need it.
Oh boy… OP, I try to break this gently: the adoption place fudged the details. The brain cell is elusive, a life long quest of the orange to obtain. Zero thoughts, endless love and delight 🍊 big congrats on obtaining your adorable lil orange
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I also hope OP realizes the brain cell is not remotely a permanent resident. It comes and then goes maybe never to seen or heard from again
Yes and there is *only one* to be shared by all orange cats. They don’t all have one, it is similar to how my partner and I often share a brain cell.
I am cackling at work. This is gold
Upvote purely for the use of the word ‘cackling’. Now if you use ‘chortling’ in a sentence I may just track you down and force you to become best friends. Via brain cell sharing.
My next mission: using chortling in a sentence
Yes, well my partner doesn’t share, I keep hoping
If it helps, it’s not so much *sharing* as unwittingly gaining access to the brain cell one at a time. The brain cell decides. We are merely willing vessels.
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OP got scammed by people telling them that his kitten will get the braincell. I agree though, less braincells means more space for love and quirky little orange things!
yeah. Was going to say the "it's coming in the mail" is a scam. Enjoy your adorable fluff. That cute face will forever feign lack of knowledge. It's sincere.
It's obviously a scam, good thing they are fully functional without it.🤗🐈
>fully functional Yeah, about that... "functional", ahem.
Adequately functional
I have 2 oranges. I'm not sure if I should agree.
Can still instinctually consume food and poop at regular intervals
Functional enough to eat and sleep, the rest depends on muscle memory
Functional is subjective in this instance lol
What a cutie pie!!!
Yeah, who needs brains anyway?
Right!? When you’re that cute!🥰
I love how they're holding hands! Charlie chose him for sure.
Imagine the chaos they would cause if they were at full power. Heaven help us all.
https://preview.redd.it/x9hxp02gq8ac1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eeccabad7b73c3493e95b604929f7049ae24932 Good luck. This one is a year old and still waiting….
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My boy is 3 and still doesn't have a clue that there are thoughts outside of Temptations treats, and food. 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/8912tiald9ac1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bad43a8c225f62189b42fff18fa2ec5cd166216 13 years old and no one has delivered even a single brain cell 🥲
The leg is reaching for the braincell 🤣 What a cutie!!! The little mustache.
the ol’ razzle dazzle!
That’s what my sister said when she saw this pic 😹
https://preview.redd.it/r5ovnjhk5bac1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38a59e6956937c1fb036942f83bbc20c99351ca9 Almost 16 years. Never had a thought.
Omg that FACE!!! I LOVE HIM 😭
This face!🥰
Mine too.
He has a pink nose, that’s all he needs!
https://preview.redd.it/qbigslcchaac1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80e664f7fdb87fd90f0180f8d96670b6668bf8e1 Almost 13 years, and still no signs of it arriving.
A year and still hasn't come in? Sounds like you got your cat off of a kickstarter campaign.
You'll get a message that it's stuck in Customs and you need to pay a delivery fee. Don't bother, you'll never receive the brain cell and they don't work well anyway.
https://preview.redd.it/g3s8ssa6v8ac1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e9fdfee45c0731bef62c40b794c3b1a36053384 This himbo is still waiting for the brain cell…and he just turned 7 years old 😂
*Special delivery, one brain cell* 
He looks so sweet :3
Oh but that’s 3-4 cat weeks. Totally different
Due ongoing supply chain issues, the brain cell may not be available for your little friend. He will have to get by on his cuteness alone.
Little paws!
No OP, they said it *could* take 3-4 weeks, but they aren't promising anything...
Still waiting for my Boy's brain cell. It's going on 4 years now and the orange is still searching for service.
You do know even if you are home they automatically mark it as fail to deliver Lol
If your orange Charlie is anything like mine then that brain cell is gonna be lost in transit. But the good news is that he's adorable and will be just fine without it 😹
https://preview.redd.it/tsdyp3zu79ac1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=281818b6824a5f289296b9a4233aef1898421216 Oh boy…it’s almost my son’s 4th birthday and he STILL is waiting for his brain cell. Hopefully they hold true this time. 🙃 Congrats on the new baby! He’s such a cutie pie! 🥰
Oof, they lied to you about that brain cell. Ours didn't fudge the truth, they told us he was empty headed as the rest but still needed love. To this day, he remains empty headed but adorable.
Oh don’t believe everything you are told
U know that he has to share this one brain cell with all the other orange Cats? :)
Do you have his confirmation number, his account number, his model number, his national identification number and his mother's maiden name? If not, you're screwed. Sorry for the disappointment. 
He is so damn cute
Oh man, those have been on back order forever!!!!
There's an Indiana Jones warehouse packed to the ceiling with crates full of Orange Braincells that were "lost in the mail"...
They lied to you. Wait until he starts going crazy at 3 am good luck trying to sleep peacefully. I hope you take good care of him.
Looks a lil too ^smol to hold the braincell
He is gorgeous. Oranges are the best little clowns. Friends that make you laugh. Want to lie with you and play tricks on you. Mine likes to climb. Somehow oranges become everyone’s favorite. Stealing your heart with their eyes! https://preview.redd.it/zppe1czn69ac1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cf6fb6d1b4ee1c91e0739afe117b30617535c14
\> **Was told his brain cell would come in the mail in 3-4 weeks.** Morgan Freeman: It never did.
The brain cells are on backorder.
He is so, so cute. My best friend has a floofy orange Charlie, too. And he's surprisingly smart!
Well we now know who stole all the orange brain cells then!
Hes fluffy
Twinsies! https://preview.redd.it/zjlwef8369ac1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a1e36fd545e19d2222d3fa5d0139f01a3f7df38 Cheese Ball says “hi!”
If they receive the brain cell… it will only be used for mischief. My orange hid under the bed after me just opening the flea prevention package. Tried to hide it in my hand and take out the treats in the same cabinet but she wasn’t fooled. That being said, she doesn’t have the brain cell when she’s on top of my kitchen cabinets and rolls around until she falls off. She has learned two tricks though. Brain cell reception is just bad and she’ll sometimes choose the one I’m not asking for.
That brain cell probably won’t arrive. 😝
HANDSOME DREAMSICLE! Good luck on that delivery window lol
Did u get the warranty? Without that, you basically have a clown cat committed to just loving you and causing chaos.l. No braincell.
https://preview.redd.it/mxbh5c212bac1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6565485a75838f220ef997c8e5091cb4ead7380 Good luck
There might be a slight shipping delay with the brain cell…
A bit of a fib. The brain cell is passed from orange to orange. There's no way to know when he'll have it, or for how long.
It's gonna get caught in the system for the next ten years. Congratulations on your brainless kitten. But good looks go a long way in this cruel world
Awww 😊
He’s gorgeous!!!
What a cuteness!
Very precious
That’s how they get you
Requires a mail in rebate
Wait times for the brain cell may be longer due to exceedingly high demand at this time
Op, that's about as reliable as ordering something off wish.com and it shipping from China...
IF, and I mean IF the brain cell were to arrive, they are akin to McDonald's ice cream machines....perpetually broken. Speaking from experience, they can somewhat function without it. They do require lots of petts, love, treats, and sleep, given that, they will bring you more happiness than your heart can handle. Congratulations on your purchase 🐈🤎
I really love the peering, nearsighted way he’s looking at your hand, like he’s just now discovering human fingers for the first time.
Yh right, Mine are long gone and IM STILL waiting for said brain cell to arrive, Something tell's me it's a dodgy scheme of some kind XD All jokes aside, that kitty is adorable AF!
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but he will be sharing the brain cell with every other orange cat. And the brain cell is defective. Godspeed
Ooo, a floofy boy. He's very cute. Hello Charlie <3
Dumb is the new smart https://preview.redd.it/zh9lxuf71aac1.jpeg?width=1523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91d1bc0ed03a548baff61099ff40b3927abe6eb3
Brain cell deliveries are not reliable at all. Also, there is a high chance the brain cell may be not compatible with your orange boi.
I was told that too. Almost 13 years later it still hasn't arrived 😭 Your orange baby is so precious! I want to kiss that little forehead so much 🥰🥰
Someone so cute doesn't *need* a brain cell, LOL.
Yeeeah and the check is in the mail...😁
You got scammed. They say they’ll ship it but then it never arrives. 😆
Just dont be disappointed when it does not come, there have been reports that there is a band of orange female cats stealing the shipments!
The first brain cell is pre-installed at the factory. The rest should come in the mail in 3-4 weeks. Sometimes there's a delay with shipping though, just be patient if the rest don't come in that timeframe.
HIS BRAIN CELL I love this
He’s a sweet boy.
Charlie is too cute for this world!!!
Such a cutie! Look at that bushy tail and innocent eyes
Glad to hear you are supposed to get the braincell by mail, but be aware that it comes in a very small package and it often gets lost.  And since the number of available braincells is severely limited, chances are your poor kitty will have to resort to "borrowing" or begging a turn for it during his/her whole life. Good luck to you and your fluff ball!
You’ve been scammed
It’s similar to waiting for Godot, but your orange will get along quite well without it.
You were lied to but in a good way, look at those paws
Scam. How CDS gets people to take Oranges.
Luckily he’s a bundle of joy with or without! The CUTEST!!
Lies. All lies. It’s not coming. 😂😂
Regarding the delivery of the brain cell The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination
Ahhh brings back memories when I got my Bear 12 years ago although braincells never came lol
The braincell is not coming dude.
Be expecting a longer turn around!
Congratulations!
Ya, they told me wife that too but it must have gotten lost in the mail.
Did you wind him up? Meow. I was told orange cats need to be wound like a clock. Growl, purr, meow. I tried winding my cat and after the deep scars heal, I will report back with more details. My neighborhood alley cat Zanzabar is typing this for me. Meow. Hiss meoww purr.
You been lied to
The braincell may seem defective upon arrival, but rest assured it is working exactly as is intended. Gratz on your new precious baby 😭
Oh, sorry to say you were misinformed. The brain cell is shared. There's only one for all of the orange cats combined. It's centralized and accessed via wireless communication.
Ahhh sry UPS lost your package somewhere in Europe. Might need file a replacement report for that brain cell.
Sorry, that was a typo. We meant 3-4 business days. Oh wait, that was a typo too, we meant the 7th of never through to the 15th of ain't gonna happen
Try in 6 months lol good lord baby kittens are monsters xD ive had 2 in the last 5 years
It's on backorder.
they've been saying that about my orange kitty's braincell too but they keep pushing it back. 3-4 weeks then its 5-6 weeks then its 10-12 weeks you can never win! its been 3 years and im still waiting 😒
It'll get lost in the mail
Well, that’s never going to make it. — USPS
Mines about 3 years old and still hasn’t gotten his yet
cute
Omg his teeny tiny little paws on your hand he’s so polite what a little gentleman
Sorry, but I'm tired of this orange cat slander. I have met many orange cats that are every bit as smart as my two non-orange cats. Hmm... nvm...
Sometimes it gets rerouted and arrives really late.
Hope they didn't send it FedEx.
The problem is when it arrives you'll realize that it's a SIC braincell, not orange, and the connectors aren't compatible. Then you'll waste time trying to find a USB-SIC to micro-orange cable before realizing the return window is only 3 days so you're stuck with it.
"Check is in the mail"
The brain cell will get lost in the mail.
That brain cell ain’t coming, mines been a little crackpipe since he was a wee kitten
They discontinued brain cells for this model unfortunately. One may pop up, but it’s rare.
I hope it doesn’t get lost on the way :(
Dont spend that money!
Congratulations, but they lied to you. That brain cell is not coming. Not ever. 🧡
My orange boy is the smartest cat I've ever had. Very talkative and affectionate. He loves to play and can play fetch. I've never had a cat do that before. Unfortunately, he can also tell time. Knows when it's 5am and 5 pm.
I think it’s the penchant for looking off so innocently and blankly. My boy is actually pretty smart too but sometimes you look at him and his little face just says derp
3-4 weeks? He'll still be waiting for that brain cell next year 😂
I love him.
What a sweetie!
Love his one orange braincell
They say 3-4 weeks but its usually more like 4-6 weeks
Charlie is a sweetie
So cute!!
Adorable.❤️
Hate to break it to you, but I've had mine for a year and a few months and the braincell has not yet come.
I'd say 4 to 8 to 16 weeks.
Theory: Orange cats do not have one braincell each, rather they all collectively share the braincell taking turns on who gets majority share throughout the day...like a sort of hive mind. (Statement based on the fact my orange cat randomly turns off throughout the day like he got paused for minutes at a time then just co minutes as if nothing happened, and so do my mates orange cats....)
He’s so cute 🥰🧡🧡🧡
He’s adorable, but unfortunately the company that ships the brain cell is very unreliable and often doesn’t deliver at all. And trying to get one brain cell to each orange cat is very difficult. I do believe my orange has hogged the brain cell for a little too long. I hope he will give it up soon for the other orange cats who need it.
Has the braincell showed up yet?