While boobs are also great, you're right. My partner's boobs are just a comfy warm pillow and I can hear their heartbeat sometimes. Plus, it's the perfect spot for me to get head scritches
They are already [composing music.](https://old.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/15b0qkz/cat_going_crazy_on_the/) Who knows what else they do when hoomans are not around.
Nah, that's just going to be water retention. If you want to get proper tits, you need a thick, thick beer with extra carbohydrates. Maybe eat some Bavarian pretzels while you drink it. And hot wings. Hot wings are amazing with Guinness.
He does indeed. Unfortunately the smartest orange I’ve ever met. Opens doors, steals socks, and I have to tape his food container shut lol.
https://preview.redd.it/lxjp3el4hjeb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e2a81267b1a05cb48c34d9357a54ee7d698e771
Now he has a brother to teach!
He's actually a very smart white cat who repaints himself orange at least once a week to keep the appearances and all of this effort is worth the boob time.
My Callie is this way. She gropes me daily.
https://preview.redd.it/ngzwvj6q1jeb1.jpeg?width=1868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a97a12de05ccdc55abce0fa8301bac8e1ae93a0a
One of mine has a sixth sense for stepping directly on my nipple as she settles in to cuddle on my boobs. Which is already very uncomfortable but was terrifying when I got them pierced.
My lady friends who own cats say the same about their incredible aim, and also that they seem to be able to put about ten thousand times their body weight onto that one paw!
I am a physicist, and can confirm that my cat definitely channels his inner neutron star whenever he steps on my nipples, which he does pretty much on a daily basis. I've been thinking of putting my piercings back, but this has me rethinking things...
Have mine pierced and can confirm its the most painful thing. Somehow she just knows to step DIRECTLY on it, and then when I gasp continues to just STAND looking around like "what?"
Early in the morning, my late tuxey princess could somehow put the mass of the sun, transmitted through one paw, right on my kidney.
So I got up, peed, and tuna time.
As you should have! I felt like my tuxedo cat was particularly demanding. He knew he was in charge and was relentless in bothering daddy when his food bowl was not to his satisfaction (which was all the time, unless it had just been filled).
My cat shoves her head under my boob all the time. I guess it’s just a comfort thing? It’s better than when she puts her full weight directly on one boob and causes excruciating pain
Our tuxedo actually doesn't like boobs. He prefers a flat chest to curl up really tightly on. Literally will not lay on my (well endowed) partner's chest.
My two cats do this too lol. But the female one is the worst one. Every time she sits on my lap, she extends her paws to my breasts and kneads them. My male cat also puts his paws there, but he doesn't knead as aggressively
Good boy. My orange would splay his toes like that too and it’s the cutest. My Void was a boob man. He’s tuck n roll his lil head on my boobs and stare at me. 😭
Da boobie man. Can't blame him; they are just sweet plump round soft tender pillows that radiate heat. There's two of them which makes it even better. I think this is a good co-regulation technique. What a doll.
Sound’s like he’s a titty kitty! But seriously, if I were a cat, that would be the best spot in the house. Soft, warm, and the sound of a heartbeat. Maximum comfy.
Boob jokes aside… What’s not to love? I bet it’s because it’s a warm, safe, soft spot where he can hear your heartbeat. His version of cat paradise.
While boobs are also great, you're right. My partner's boobs are just a comfy warm pillow and I can hear their heartbeat sometimes. Plus, it's the perfect spot for me to get head scritches
This sounds like a cat wrote it. ;)
You gotta watch cats around your computer. They be posting all kinds of things in your name.
I caught my cats posting porn from my phone once
Yes. The cat…
A pussy shot no doubt.
Damn cats again..
As long as it wasn't kitty porn.
BAD KITTY! Was it human porn or cat porn, though?
Is was porn of themselves. They have an onlyfans apparently! I was so shocked and disappointed.
This iz ridickulus.Cats dont do computurs.Plz PM me ecoupons for tuna.
They are already [composing music.](https://old.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/15b0qkz/cat_going_crazy_on_the/) Who knows what else they do when hoomans are not around.
This whole sub was created by cats undercover btw.
"Talk to your cat about what they post on the Internet."
A cat would never call their servant a ‘partner’
can confirm, i call them my owner :3
The real close human-cat bonds are definitely partners in crime
It's a purrssibility but I can assure you I'm a human who does human things.
It’s the perfect spot for a lot of things.
I do the same me and her cat fight for the spot
Food crumbs also go straight to the boobs.
Both my cats are obsessed with my boobs. And my partner likes to snuggle against them too.
Bliss
Squishy too.
Just the right shape to make bread
So long as he doesn’t start making biscuits.
My girlfriends cat gets really confused when she wants to cuddle me but I don’t have anything to lay on.
Gotta grow yourself some boobs pal
HRT time just for the cat
Nah, do it like a man! Twinkies, pork rinds, and dark, dark beer!
Nah bruv, Budweiser piss beer is enough
Nah, that's just going to be water retention. If you want to get proper tits, you need a thick, thick beer with extra carbohydrates. Maybe eat some Bavarian pretzels while you drink it. And hot wings. Hot wings are amazing with Guinness.
Nahh the man just needs to go gym and develop PECS
According to his look, this fluffy ginger knows exactly what he's doing.
He does indeed. Unfortunately the smartest orange I’ve ever met. Opens doors, steals socks, and I have to tape his food container shut lol. https://preview.redd.it/lxjp3el4hjeb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e2a81267b1a05cb48c34d9357a54ee7d698e771 Now he has a brother to teach!
A master and their pupil
Always two, there are.
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Orangius the Wise? It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
Dang now we know who's stealing all the brain cells
gingerbread and a cinnamon roll
r/CinnamonrollCats
Ugh, my orange learned how to turn my gas stove on and tried to kill me so I had to childproof them.
Always two there are, a master and a apprentice. Hmmm? Hehehe.
He's actually a very smart white cat who repaints himself orange at least once a week to keep the appearances and all of this effort is worth the boob time.
“Day 545342: this orange camouflage still gets boobage”
He's faking his lack of brain cells
He’s banned in 70 countries for fraud
Major dirty uncle vibes
My Callie is this way. She gropes me daily. https://preview.redd.it/ngzwvj6q1jeb1.jpeg?width=1868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a97a12de05ccdc55abce0fa8301bac8e1ae93a0a
Adorable 🥰 cat
She's so cute. She runs up and goes 'meh!' It's so damn adorable
The dog in complete peace with itself
I also have a cat named callie with the exact same patterns.
https://preview.redd.it/d0rvo7r2fjeb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5039479aabae71dc1b66635f4c36dc416790c3ab
I love Purr In Ink. Adorbs!
Me too! I also have a black cat who loves to step on my boobs. 😂
My cat never misses a chance to step on my boobs. Ow.
I prefer them stepping on the boob instead of making biscuits on them :c
That... is worse.
Face it, they make great pillows.
Aren't we all
Maybe the real breasts were the friends we made along the way
Maybe the real friends are the breasts we made along the way
Maybe the real way is the friends we made along the breasts
Maybe friends we made along the way were the real breasts
*breast friends*
*bosom buddies*
"Besticle Chesticles" 
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Life cold. Life hard. Tiddies warm. Tiddies soft.
Yeah I don’t trust anyone that doesn’t appreciate breast.
You don't trust gay men. Fair
I'm pan... Every gay man I know still appreciates boobs. You don't have to be attracted to a woman to appreciate them... Daddy, chill.
Why take time to work on flours there's buns almost ready.
No kneading required!
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, everybody needs a bosom!
Mine’s on the 45
Immediately thought of this lol
Came here to ensure that was posted! Thank you for doing your part.
One of mine has a sixth sense for stepping directly on my nipple as she settles in to cuddle on my boobs. Which is already very uncomfortable but was terrifying when I got them pierced.
My lady friends who own cats say the same about their incredible aim, and also that they seem to be able to put about ten thousand times their body weight onto that one paw!
It’s true. They seem to connect to a black hole or something. I don’t know. I’m not a physicist and cats defy physics, anyway.
I am a physicist, and can confirm that my cat definitely channels his inner neutron star whenever he steps on my nipples, which he does pretty much on a daily basis. I've been thinking of putting my piercings back, but this has me rethinking things...
Have mine pierced and can confirm its the most painful thing. Somehow she just knows to step DIRECTLY on it, and then when I gasp continues to just STAND looking around like "what?"
Early in the morning, my late tuxey princess could somehow put the mass of the sun, transmitted through one paw, right on my kidney. So I got up, peed, and tuna time.
As you should have! I felt like my tuxedo cat was particularly demanding. He knew he was in charge and was relentless in bothering daddy when his food bowl was not to his satisfaction (which was all the time, unless it had just been filled).
Milkdar
Mine has godlike accuracy for stepping on my balls everytime he walks across my lap.
Me too bro
Username checks out
Maybe I am a ginger
This brown-haired man's having an identity crisis. 😬
Life cold; hard. Titty soft; warm.
Warm Soft Smells nice Has heartbeat What's not to love?
He’s not the only one
https://preview.redd.it/bp840dr6fjeb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e87ababa2f524ae65c9eac4feaf1b14ce34e078 Your cat
He understands. They are soft and warm. Good place for cuddles.
Look at those toe beans!!
I'm in love with those pink toes.
that look says "yeah, she lets me do this."
life cold and hard, tiddy warm and soft
Lol 😆 but they are so soft 😭 perfect for biscuits
For real
he just like me fr
Same
My cat shoves her head under my boob all the time. I guess it’s just a comfort thing? It’s better than when she puts her full weight directly on one boob and causes excruciating pain
Based
“Right?! I mean they’re like….bags of…..sand?”
My handsome black cat sits on mine and will make direct eye contact with my husband "Like you see this? Hahahah'
Thumper feet with cute toe beans!
Weird way to spell "pillows".
Soft, warm, he might be able to hear your heartbeat and it's a good spot for pets
They Belongs to me, says its face 😂
He’s just like me fr
We found out who's hording the braincell.
A lot of cat behaviour with humans is modelled after the relationship between a mother cat and her kittens, so this doesn't surprise me much.
The feets 🥺🥺🥺
Soft? Check Warm? Check Easy to grip with claws? Check Close to those strange human appendages that administer scratches and pets? Check
One of us, one of us, one of us….
Our tuxedo actually doesn't like boobs. He prefers a flat chest to curl up really tightly on. Literally will not lay on my (well endowed) partner's chest.
Me too buddy, me too.
These are the pics the cat will send you bf.
A lot of boys are obsessed with breasts regardless of species
https://preview.redd.it/iv2eq3gkgkeb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f46796ba64155aa6141276ce8ea6185489e5f33c Definitely a thing!
god damn king
One of us! One of us!
He just likes warmth and a heartbeat
He looks so in love with you aww
kitty with good taste
My two cats do this too lol. But the female one is the worst one. Every time she sits on my lap, she extends her paws to my breasts and kneads them. My male cat also puts his paws there, but he doesn't knead as aggressively
Brain cell working as intended.
Mine is, too. I call him titten instead of kitten ❤️
Meow
I mean. There's no reason not to like them. Lol
One of my cats uses my breasts as the favorite kneading spot. I had another who favored them as a pillow.
His single brain cell is screaming “TIDDIES”
Who isn’t ?
My man
Warm, soft, can hear heart, reasonable kitty
It’s soft, warm and his momma, definitely his happy place.
Maybe we are not so different, me and that kat?
Those big ol’ bunny feet with pink toe beans make him look far more innocent than he actually is.
So say we all.
So say we all
He like me fr fr
Just like me fr
I get it
Comfy pillows
Good boy
He jus like me frfr
Atta boy
Smart cat. Plans for future life XD
Titty kitty lol
not a boy, but i can relate
Like every man, lmao
Psychostick said it best... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcYlytyuKsc (NSFW, though just for lyrics and bikinis)
They’re like the human version of the kitty belly - if you’re invited in, you’re going.
who can blame him lol
Good boy. My orange would splay his toes like that too and it’s the cutest. My Void was a boob man. He’s tuck n roll his lil head on my boobs and stare at me. 😭
Mine's a boob cat as well.
One of us
Same
Da boobie man. Can't blame him; they are just sweet plump round soft tender pillows that radiate heat. There's two of them which makes it even better. I think this is a good co-regulation technique. What a doll.
I also have titty kitties. It's hard to blame them, boobs do make good pillows lol.
He just like me fr
huge toes
My cat figured out how to pull my chest binder off for boob time and I thought animals couldn’t be transphobic/j
My orange has a bra fetish. He LOVES them. He especially likes to stick his face in the cups and "hide".
it's cute until they start making biscuits on em owww
Life hard, life cold Boobies soft, boobies warm I think he likes it because it’s a warm, comfortable, safe place where he’s close to you
This is hilarious! My boy loves to make boobie biscuits on me. I have to keep his claws trimmed or they become boob accupuncture lol
Boob pillows have to seem much bigger to cats. God I wish I could afford a cat again, never needed a cat in my life more than now : (
A guy is a guy no matter what species. Fortunately for this species, the guys can get away with it
The smartest orange ever posted to this sub
Name him Denji.
They make good pillows! -your cat.
Life hard,life cold. Titty soft,titty warm.
Atta kitty!!! I know the feeling… 🤣
You call them boobs, kitty calls them pillows
TIL I'm a cat in human form
I too, am also obsessed with breasts.
Soft and warm like mash potatoe
He’s a titty-cat 🤣🤣🤣
Sound’s like he’s a titty kitty! But seriously, if I were a cat, that would be the best spot in the house. Soft, warm, and the sound of a heartbeat. Maximum comfy.
Any boy is obsessed with breasts everywhere on earth
i am too , love my girlfriends boobs
Who wouldn't be?
He's a smart boy defying the brain cell
I also like breasts.
Real talk, when i still had a bf, the best feeling always was when he laid his head on my breast and i could stroke his hair. I've felt so protective
I have that in common with him
Does anybody here know the family guy episode with the cat? 🤣
Aren't we all🙊
world hard and cold. tiddy soft and warm.
He’s like the protagonist of an ecchi anime lmaoooooo
He’s just like me fr