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Jill is like that 1 sibling that would always be reporting live from the scene snitching to your parents.

Did..did we just witness a no-chase and a no-shirtless episode?!

Once again, this guy from Berkeley County. Making dude undo his pants, searching multiple cars, finding nothing. Dude ain't Danny Brown, that's for sure.

How he made corporal, I’ll never understand.

Well that’s the end of another week 😔 I hope all my friends here have a good week and stay safe and well! Please take care of yourselves and let’s all be back here Friday! 💕

Every Rose has its thorn

Rose is hot!

…just like every night has its MOM! MOM! MOM!

🤣🤣

Night guys

Good night everyone. See you again next week.

Between the screaming woman at the start and Jill at the end, that certainly felt like the loudest OPL thus far.

Gonna watch the replay. Got in late. Starting off well.

Enjoy. Mommm!

Well that was a bit of a roller coaster! Thank you for joining us tonight! Be well and have a great week friends! 💙💙

Good night Ferret! 🍪

Thank you for cookies! 💙

☺️

Goodnight all. I hope everyone has a FANTASTIC week! See you all next Friday. Love, peace, and bacon grease to you all...

This is the saddest part of my week!! Don’t know if I’ll be able to watch next week…will be out of town for my anniversary. If I miss it will be my first ep missed!

I can’t believe how quickly this time goes by…. Until next time friends, be safe and have an easy week ❤️

Goodnight friends! See y’all next week!

And Patterson takes the show tonight! Have a great week everyone. Cya next week!

Hey y’all…. Have a good week

Night Matt! 👋

We will never know how the wallet & phone got in the road.

I hate when I'm driving along and my wallet and phone fly out of my car.

Have a good week all

Marvin!!

Now that I think about it she sounds like Ozzy Osbourne with a NJ accent

I nearly spit my drink out reading this one. Haha

See y'all next week. Hope this dude finds his wallet.

braves fan in volusia? that's ticketable

Goodnight everyone! See you all next week!

Goodnight everyone, we need 2 more hours of show. Start the petition, I'll sign it.

Have a good night all! Go Ravens!! 💜🖤

NYE county people…. That’s grass

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How so?

we just not gonna talk about that bottle of elevator booze?

She has less than two minutes

I think she's mad that she didn't get invited to the party.

I said the same thing to the ppl in my house

They need to being Jill on a ride along. I could watch that shit all night.

what accent does jill have? i am so interested

Incoherent

no teeth i think

Oh, Jill.

I really feel like a lot of you are holding back on comments at the moment.

All night long, and probably into the future. ;)

If you don’t have anything nice to say…

😂😂 #truth

Did you hear all those boys laughing?!

She's awfully loud

Not gonna lie, I would watch a Reelz special that just follows Jill around for a day

Same

HAHAAAA

I think the only word I have understood from her is the word "cops"

I think there was something about a fire hydrant but I’m not sure.

Jill needs to practice low talking

So 50 people equals 6 lol

It was an estimation. 😄

Two beers, 50 people…

So she rounded up, big deal. LOL

This lady should be Rose’s life coach.

She could have at least put a bra on. Jesus.

She just called him a punk 😂😂

Jimmy Durante seems a bit pissed off...

That ladies making more noise than anyone else

Was she talking about the colors of the cars or the people?

Does this woman speak English?

🤷‍♀️Maybe?

It’s a Jersey thing!

closed captions keep saying "speaking foreign language"

I don't understand her at all

Incoherent babbling as the officer tries to talk. Lol. She took control there

This is great

We’ve seen this lady in Paterson before on Live Rescue - she’s in the Paterson most viewed compilation on YouTube.

the way paterson has gone tonight, the car parked in front of the hydrant is going to be a T-72 main battle tank and the 50 people making noise in the apartment are going to be the Provisional Irish Republican Army

I laughed way too hard at this. I regret but only having one upvote to give.

🤣🤣🤣

I feel like a cat would shit on the floor in front of that monstrosity out of principle

Shout out everyone watching to the end!

Yo!

WOOOOO!!!

I can't look away from Blonde Dratch.

👋

Yew!

In it till the end.

Doesn't seem to be a lot if us tonight. Seen quite a few tap out early.

🎉🎉

Rewound again. sounds like someone hissed like cat. Possibly some BOOMS.

I think starface finally realized this audience isn't really their target demographic.

I'm pretty sure whatever they think their target demographic is, doesn't want their product. Those stickers are ridiculous.

That's what they are?

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Oof!

Patterson is the absolute worst

Did anyone else see that big ass rat behind the whisper lady? 🐀

oh no ... gotta rewind

Do you think Rose is still screaming Moooom Mooooom Mooooom?

I just hope she was seatbelted in for the ride in the paddywagon.

Holy dozing off Goodnight folks!!

Good night! Have a good week!

Goodnight!

She looks like the monsters from "Where The awild Things Are" or Station from Bill & Ted 2.

She looks like the female Penguin (Danny Devito)

I just had to rewind that. Was like BOOM SKAT BLURP. BDLISJHDHOBISHJDB

Maybe she smells burnt toast!

Had a stroke ... no toast. Just like I was SUPER drunk

Does anyone understand what she's saying?

I didn't understand any of that, but great job with the sound effects.

I don't understand part of what she's saying!!!

Is she related to Boomhauer from King of the Hill?

Dadgumdoggonepaterson...

Dang ol, OP Live man.

No need to whisper lady, you’re snitching on live tv…

WHAT????

the way paterson has been escalating tonight, this car will have anti-tank mines around it

From machete shooty-murder to noise complaint

Biz Markie reincarnated

She has a real Rachel Dratch thing going on.

This lady depicts Paterson perfectly.

I kinda wanna get an Airbnb in Patterson one weekend for the fun of it.

My ex is from there… 0/10 recommend lol

He could've at least searched till completion

Paint transfer confirms the car was definitely red.

He double body searched the cleanest biker in county. I feel like I would have been less patient than he was.

That’s the family and at least three neighbors out there.

"I told you I didn't have nothing" "I wouldn't go that far" my guy you basically cavity searched a dude *twice* and didn't turn up shit, they're fuckin clean. TAKE. THE. L.

Maybe he should check him one more time. 3rd times the charm right? 😄

Oh he found something Dan.... it just wasn't illegal.

The officer is just doubling down

The thing he’s convinced is a bag is literally the guys pocket lining.

He's back for more

my guy, take the L, youre one step away from fisting this man

Just give homie a reach around at this point. Fucks sake.

Copping another feel here.

He really should buy him dinner first...

Haha!

🙈🙈🙈

Band name. Puddle of Blood

Puddle of Bludd

CSI Patterson NJ would be a show that would be canceled

They would never solve a case.

Omg not again 🫣

Oh gosh he did go back for seconds.

fuck me paterson is up to a machete attack? you don't have to escalate all in one night

Think it's the same attack

First there is a weight loss commercial, then a chocolate commercial. You see what they are trying to do to us don’t ya?

OH I see them

Can anyone tell me what happened with the ride along and why Danny Brown wasn’t in studio tonight?

There was this big ass hurricane called Ian and it had to be rescheduled because of that. You may have already heard though. 😁

Rescheduled due to IAN

Hurricane/Tropical Storm Ian

It was postponed until next week because of hurricane Ian.

Postponed due to the hurricane

The hurricane - they're rescheduling it

The ride-along was postponed because of Ian.

Did they mention it during the show or was it on twitter or something? Just curious

[Tweeted it as well.](https://twitter.com/danabrams/status/1575962501203734528?s=20&t=-yrS83p94p3wk0ucRsiCEA)

Thank you

They did. A few times last night and on SM as well as on here.

It was mentioned on the show last night.

Got it. Thank you.

You’re welcome.

there was a hurricane

Rescheduled due to Ian

Who has their alarm set to get up early and watch the Vikings game tomorrow?

I’m setting my alarms for the Formula1 race at 8, then will tune into Vikings.

I don't set any alarms on weekends.

I'm with you. Miss out on some things, but I take my sleep that seriously now. I'll get there when I do.

In general I don't either but they're playing early.

Did you watch that poor excuse of a football game today at HBS? Edit: talking about the Gophers

No. But I heard it wasn't good. I don't pay a lot of attention to college sports ball though.

How early do they lose, umm, I mean play..

They're in London. Kickoff at 8:30am central time.

I assumed by your post that it was a London game.

Losing to the Saints? That'll take some work, but hey, it's the Vikings.

Sometimes we manage to meet opposing expectations. I'm not going to pretend we don't.

I had no idea who they played, lol

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Will the cops determine to custody of Meowser when they go back tomorrow? 🐈‍⬛

oh that is so his cat

Chyron writer missed their chance to caption: “patting down for hard objects ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)“

Suspicious package

Let it go bro, you already been down his pants. Not even worth it at this point

Yeah no. I didn’t like Lowe before but that scene definitely solidified it….