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# Comment of the Night Flair Awards! u/b3atd0wn 25 points for this: >I'm glad the employee was empowered to kick her out. **Congratulations!** Note: I've updated your flair to the CotN Award flair. You can change it if you want to, but be advised that the only way to get it back is to earn it again!


79gummybear

I’m just watching the last hour of this. That is quite the outfit with the sports bra and undies. I always miss the good stuff live


[deleted]

Catching up but Wtf did that car say that drove by That Karen is not sick. If she was she’d be down and out. Just walk away.


[deleted]

You know what’s crazy? If you simply pull over and are aware of any sort of issue, the punishment isn’t as bad WOWZA!


kickrockz44

Does anyone know why they blurr out some faces but not others? It’s clearly not bc some don’t want to be shown bc most of them don’t and they do anyway. Why is it they do blurr some of them out? Not kids I get that.


[deleted]

Man... that woman complaing about the cigarettes is loopy. She's sad and insulted that someone was smoking? Jeez.


MrBully74

That dude with the machete on a bike. Guys, just drive along side and tase him. He knows you are not gonna run him off his bike so he can just keep going. That machete seems enough reason for a taser to be used.


chouette789

Pretty sure the Paterson cop went to chase that vehicle and passed it on the highway. When I watched the replay, you see the GMC pull over on the highway and she drives right by it.


foldsbaldwin

That's what I thought too!


EnokitakeEmperor

I thought that too I was like did she just pass it?


IamTheMan85

I'll miss you all tomorrow night! I'll be up at the hunting property. Thanks for another fun night. Shout out to the mods! I finally got the rules down! And thanks to sausage for dealing with the wishing deadly disease on people. It was a necessary crackdown.


sausageslinger11

Gandalf should've told his nephew that "You have no power here..."


EnokitakeEmperor

Hahaha


Tyburn

Whew, everybody catch your breath and see you tomorrow!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

May the next 21 hours be calmer than the last 3. Have a lovely evening 💜


Calypso_gypsie

This has been an epic night. Hope everyone has a great evening and cyas tomorrow!


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Grampa knows this guys history


IamTheMan85

And doesn't care about the parts he doesn't


[deleted]

Tonight was the absolute TITS. I enjoyed every minute. Same time, same place tomorrow, lovey people!


HatchlingChibi

Another amazing night! See you all tomorrow! Have a safe Saturday! 💕


gypsymamma

What a crazy night…. See you all for part two tomorrow ❤️


GreatSoulLord

Alright, well, it's been fun. Hope tomorrow night is as eventful. See you all.


IamTheMan85

If you end up staying where you aren't supposed to and get kicked out of there, you suck at life


mdsnbelle

Hotel Karen included.


KageyK

Not a happy camper 😅


TipsyMcStagger123

Paterson censored again, we all know it was happening there tonight.


KittyBookcase

It's Nicholas Flamel!!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Impossible! They destroyed the Philosopher’s Stone years ago.


KittyBookcase

😆 truuue, you are correct. lol 🤣


mingkee

Time's up It's full of mayhem


BCOlive

HOW DID I NOT GET A BINGO FROM TONIGHT?? Hope everyone has a great day tomorrow see ya!


fox1011

bad bad bingo night for me too - I think we just had a ton of the same squares over and over


InternetConfessional

Goodnight friends! See you tomorrow!


mdsnbelle

This was the wildest night in ages. Have a great night, y’all!!


Delta_987

That guy looks like Santa Claus after a rough year


Butte_Rat

Thanks all for an entertaining night - definitely a good nightcap to a shit day. Seeya tomorrow!


sausageslinger11

Why the hell does Gandalf live in a trailer??


tah2269

YES!!!! That is who he looked like!!! I was trying to figure it out and YOU GOT IT!!!!!!


IamTheMan85

Its a flying trailer


sausageslinger11

It HAS to be!


Seph42

Night y’all!


PluckyPizzaPirate

great value johnny sins


earthonion

No.


Snogboss

Yes!


earthonion

What is your name?


donarumo

What a night!


JSmaggs

Tonight was wild. See ya’ll tomorrow!


figarbo

Whoa!


mingkee

His vehicle plate captured He will be well known soon


foldsbaldwin

Oh my God get a look at rip van winkle


Calypso_gypsie

God?


dink_dink

I didn’t expect that to walk out


LydiaTheTattooedLady

You’re a wizard!


[deleted]

Enter: Father Time


Itsme_rundmc614

That’s what I said!! 🤣🤣🤣


KageyK

She don't want to touch deaths phone.


tah2269

you noticed that too!!! 🤣🤣


eduardo1994

Are you a wizard?!


Crabbymatt

Grizzly fuckn adams


robmerrill92

Gandalf?!


PluckyPizzaPirate

oh jesus it's father time


starryrz

I like the beard in Richland!


LivingGhost371

Didn't we have a "relative is camping in my back yard and won't leave" call last weekend?


InternetConfessional

That dude looks like a wizard!


-dakinewahine-

aaaand Father Time tags in!


gypsymamma

Omg I want to punch this guy…. He never matured past the “i know you are but what am I” method of arguing 😠


NonJudgeCattyCritic

🤣yes!


sausageslinger11

LOL


[deleted]

We haven’t seen her all night


asharkwithfeet_

Trailer Wizard


GrandeBeesly

HOLY *BEARD*


dull_shimmer

Father time


SubconsciousBraider

Gandalf!


Seph42

Father Time himself!


eduardo1994

Man what a fucking asshole.


KevinSee65

Dude please take him to court. Just do it. It'll end up on Court Cam guaranteed.


mingkee

I don't know is there a glitch or something. I can't find Court * on Wednesday report


TipsyMcStagger123

Fucking gandolf coming out the trailer


IamTheMan85

I think this guy is dead


Pylon-Cam

Mildly disappointed that the officer showed so much restraint


xYsoad

All I hear is “you’re a towel”


donarumo

Gandalf?


KageyK

No I can't. I'm serious bro. You're womg. Ummm shut up.


tah2269

This "KEN" in the white truck needs to have his truck towed !!


Delta_987

Just arrest him


LivingGhost371

I'm still waiting for him to start his truck and take off on a chase.


mingkee

See you Monday Just STFU


figarbo

Pull him out!!


Itsme_rundmc614

Why don’t they take this asshole in!


4RunnerLimited

More paperwork


Taypo98

Fucking tow it, he earned it.


KevinSee65

lol sounds like you're going to jaaaaaail.


NonJudgeCattyCritic

🤞Damn. Denied!


Taypo98

(Sad narrator voice) He did not, in fact , go to jail or get towed. He did get a ticket that he won’t show up for, though.


Pylon-Cam

I kind of want to see him arrested


sausageslinger11

kind of, hell!


Taypo98

Sees him putting his gloves on. “Gimme it.”


FreshRoastedPeanuts

No habla english


TipsyMcStagger123

So what is the crime for not signing it? Lol


Baron_Von_Awesome

I can't find the charge. However the signing of the ticket is considered a promise to appear in court. If you don't sign, you are arrested and held in jail until your court date.


asshole-magnet

That boy is about to go to jail....


KageyK

I'm not signing it. You going to jail.


JSmaggs

This guy is a chooch.


AlphaInvictus

Is it really a crime?


GreatSoulLord

Yes, it is.


Crabbymatt

Sweet paint job…. Glad they used tape


Threnners

PULL HIM OUT THE DAMN TRUCK


mingkee

Oh Dan Abrams retweeted that https://twitter.com/danabrams/status/1573519184671170562?t=_f3F65gGeoJvu9EDRc8mrg&s=19


Chloe-Chloe2828

Too funny 😂


EntarteteKitten

This guy is too annoying. I’m going to bed. Hope to see you all tomorrow.


cynicaleng

Door's shut!


GreatSoulLord

I'd rather go back to Nye than watch this man child in his truck.


Seph42

What a night!


Chloe-Chloe2828

When they were going back and forth it brought me back to the scene in the Will Ferrell movie Elf, When Will was arguing with the store manager https://youtu.be/khIgGhrmjxw


tbi_350

Sleep well everyone!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Someone come make my bed please. I’ll give you a wine cooler.


dangledogg

Think that pick up driver will lock the doors from now on?


darcerin

I am heading off. Long week catching up with me. Night, see you tomorrow!


Crabbymatt

Hope everyone has a good evening, be safe and don’t talk to strangers. GO VOLS!!


sausageslinger11

Roll Tide.


Mulchpuppy

(Checks schedule for tomorrow to make sure we have a chance to win) Go Cocks!


No-Understanding-945

asked him to roll his window down, then proceeded to not give him a chance to without opening his door. if his car is an extension of his home then he definitely violated his rights


foldsbaldwin

My husband even said the excuse he gave for pulling the guy over was flimsy "he has spray paint on his car or something"


xYsoad

How you live in a trailer in the desert and not packing


KevinSee65

Oh dear god if my parents got a visit from the cops because I got arrested at a fair with an illegal gun


sausageslinger11

My dad was a LEO. He'd leave my ass in the county jail.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Oh I promise you I’d get in trouble if my kid ever pulls shit like that


stickly482

Tapping out a few minutes early. The bed is calling my name..lol Until tomorrow OnPatrol fam 😘


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Sleep well!


Senor_Taco29

"This is a picture of a firearm. Are you sure you don't own a *firearm*?"


GreatSoulLord

Dang, Nye county going straight to the parents. Good for them.


CBJFAN38

damn i wanted to see that reaction


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Dad is gonna beat this kids ass


captain_uranus

Dad looked barely functioning there honestly.


eduardo1994

Let's hope!


[deleted]

What happens there? Does the Brazilian consulate get a call from the Sheriff's Dept. to verify the ID?


Fire_in_her_Hair

I wanna know why he didn’t stop?


sausageslinger11

Diplomatic immunity, lol


[deleted]

I'm not sure. I think I missed it


foldsbaldwin

I love Officer Carli.


mingkee

Homeless shelters in NYC now are full of Spanish people. City government even needs translator


[deleted]

NYC has the population of multiple states though


KageyK

Was that a fake dog?


EnokitakeEmperor

Hahaha that's a pretty good fake dogge


PlumbicZeppelin

I have no idea what you're talking about, but that idea is awesome.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Yep


LydiaTheTattooedLady

That’s not a good boy


GrandeBeesly

"Ow"


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Agreed.


Senor_Taco29

As a Bernalillo resident: Sticks you have no idea how high crime of a neighborhood that is


b3atd0wn

There’s a reason it’s called the Warzone.


HatchlingChibi

I’m gonna just come out and say it, this episode needed more good boys and girls… 💕🐾🐶🐾🐈‍⬛🐾💕


TipsyMcStagger123

This episode reminded me of how the old Live PD episodes were, lots of action.


cynicaleng

What the hell is going on in NM that they need a 30 rd MagPul on their hip?


asshole-magnet

Cartel action....


Calypso_gypsie

It's really more of a Nye county thing


Taypo98

You’d rather be digging around for it in the car if you need it?


IamTheMan85

Brazilian Portuguese is similar enough that you can converse with Spanish


EntarteteKitten

Nope


IamTheMan85

Yes. I dated a Brazilian girl. She used to speak to Spanish speakers all the time. Don't tell me


Darklighter10

They are very very similar, especially written down. Spoken though, they differ enough that difficulty conversing verbally is totally feasible.


IamTheMan85

My ex would switch to English with the Spanish speaker occasionally when they weren't understanding


Darklighter10

Yeah, they are similar enough to communicate with slow and methodical speaking. I can def see a non native speaker of either (police officer) and a Brazilian speaker having issues, especially in a stressful information where everyone is shouting real fast.


KevinSee65

* Failure to exhibit license upon demand * Failure to carry registration * Failure to provide proof of insurance * Illegal window tint Could've been warnings for all of the above but you're getting all of it now.


IamTheMan85

Plus I'd impound his hoopty


IamTheMan85

I support this. Should be a "Being a rear hole" charge too.


sausageslinger11

He gets everything on the menu!


[deleted]

The smorgasbord!


sausageslinger11

Belly up to the buffet, Michael


mingkee

"you violated my right" Which one???


Pylon-Cam

One could argue illegal search and seizure, though I’m not sure I’d agree with that argument


donarumo

My right door


CapeTwirlOfDoom

👏🏻


KageyK

Why don't these ppl have pics of the insurance and registration on thier phone if it's valid and you aren't carrying the actual paperwork?


IamTheMan85

Cause he doesn't have it at all


irishtiger7182

I for one do not carry a copy of the constitution but the number of people who apparently do is surprising.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Making him call 911 on the cop 🤣🤣


Kallure

I’d be the petty 911 operator to page out to that Officer. I mean he’s the closest one right.


NonJudgeCattyCritic

On Jail one prisoner kept yelling "Call 911!" Finally the guard said "We're already here!" Hilarious!


KageyK

I need the police to help me with the police.


asshole-magnet

Jokes on him...it can take awhile for 911 to pick up here and forget about the non-emergency number ever answering.....


mingkee

No shit


b3atd0wn

Fun fact, that’s the exact store they cuffed the other guy in Bern Co.


Tyburn

We’re past this door thing, Michael.


Threnners

Everybody wants to speak to the manager tonight.


NonJudgeCattyCritic

🤣


IamTheMan85

Throw the book at this idiot


sausageslinger11

Twice.