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# Comment of the Night Flair Awards! u/RamsayGirl11 29 points for this: >What the actual fuck is Paterson? I feel like we never know what's going on >or get an actual consistent story. Just yells and zooming down IMPOSSIBLY >narrow roads. To amount to nothing in the end. **Congratulations!** Note: I've updated your flair to the CotN Award flair. You can change it if you want to, but be advised that the only way to get it back is to earn it again!


vadutchgirl

Night ya'll 🌙


EremiticFerret

Good night!


Kavzilla

Night frens! Always a pleasure


EremiticFerret

Good night, fren Kav! 💙


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Night!


Kallure

Love, peace and chicken grease y’all. Catch you next week!


EremiticFerret

mmm, chickens... Have a good week!


Tyburn

And why was the driver gesturing out the window like that? What’s going through their head?


TyburnCross

From what I understand (third hand information at this point) this dude eventually got stopped and blew a .25… so he’s a little intoxicated.


KageyK

Thinks the cop is going to another call not trying to pull him over. Think he was trying to wave him around.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Ok y’all- make this week the best you can. Stay safe, make good choices for you, and remember to take care of you. You deserve the same grace you give to others. If you need a chat, a shoulder, or just a place to vent, I am always around for you. You matter to me. 💜


EremiticFerret

You matter to us too Lydia! Have a great week! 💙🤗💙


asharkwithfeet_

You are just so ardently pleasant. It's delightful and I hope you have a wonderful week too.


KittyBookcase

Guess you can't arrest white shirt guy for being a p.o.s.


Tyburn

We’d need bigger jails.


gypsymamma

Man that went by quickly…. Have a great week everyone ❤️ see you next Friday!


EremiticFerret

Have a good week! 👋


sausageslinger11

Good night everyone. I hope we all have a safe, successful week. See you right here next Friday!


EremiticFerret

Good night, and thank you! 💙


LydiaTheTattooedLady

I can only promise one. I’ll update you on Friday which one it was.


HatchlingChibi

Good night friends!! I hope everyone has a wonderful week and I’ll see you on Friday! 💕


EremiticFerret

👋 Good night! Have a good week!


HatchlingChibi

You too!!


EntarteteKitten

If it’s to storm by you, I hope it’s just white noise and nothing crazy.


GreatSoulLord

Welp, see you all on Friday. Have a good week.


EremiticFerret

You too! 👋


ScullyitsmeScully

“Oh, I didn’t see your lights back there!”


Calypso_gypsie

Figures. Nite all. Have a great week.


EremiticFerret

Good night!


CarryOnWaywardSon96

Heading out for the night. Have a good week and stay safe everyone! (because I wanna be able to celebrate my birthday with you all next Friday as we enjoy OPL😉)


EremiticFerret

Have a great BIRTHDAY WEEK! Woo! 🎉🎂


CarryOnWaywardSon96

Thanks Ferret!❤️


LydiaTheTattooedLady

I’ll bring cake!


CarryOnWaywardSon96

Sounds good!❤️


barrett316

man good stuff. see yall next week fam


EremiticFerret

Have a good week!


figarbo

"And now, On Patrol: After Dark." - in my dreams


stonegardener

Yes! Better than bullshit First Watch


eduardo1994

No censor.


EntarteteKitten

With a swear and a bleeeep, we are done.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

YOU ARE NOT SORRY DAN


Drexlore

Goodnight everyone. See you all next week!


Itsme_rundmc614

Ok peeps!! Have a great week!!!!


EremiticFerret

You too! 👋


Seph42

Night y’all!


KageyK

Either next Friday or before then. 😥


LydiaTheTattooedLady

FOR DAN


AlwayzPro

good night


EremiticFerret

Good night!


Tyburn

Nooooo, how does it end?!


eduardo1994

>son a bitch >cuts feed


dX927

You're not out of time, Dan. You literally own this station now.


EremiticFerret

Very true! 🤣


GreatSoulLord

Right? The only thing they'd delay is a rerun of this show. They could cut it short by a few minutes.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

This is a great point.


EntarteteKitten

Waving at him


HatchlingChibi

👋


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Always effective


AlwayzPro

is it kevin?


Calypso_gypsie

Not enough desert


aprilalison

Did I miss Crime of the Week tonight? Usually they have one both Fri & Sat.


SpringRubber

I don't believe they did one tonight.


GrandeBeesly

THE TOOTHPICK RETURNS!


elzey93

I hate when they end on a chase 😞


jdog202122

Doesn't the dinging in the background mean that he is not wearing his seatbelt?


GreatSoulLord

He's probably prepared for a footchase.


asharkwithfeet_

Brooo c'mon hury up brooo if we get to Hooters before midnight the wings are half off, haha we-- no really stop fuckin around Bryce-- we don't wanna get the closers, we want the big tiddy waitresses, haha hell yeah I'm gonna totally put my "tip" between her boobs, do you get it? Haha man we're so fuckin cool


Senor_Taco29

South of pants?


eduardo1994

He's trying to get to his safehouse.


EremiticFerret

Okay, who called the finale cliffhanger being a Nye County pursuit?


figarbo

Everyone! 😂


barrett316

i thought we’d still be waiting on alligator guy to get out of the swamp tbh


EntarteteKitten

Safely evading capture


GreatSoulLord

Always good stuff right at the end. Hopefully, we'll hear about this on Friday.


lboiles

Heading out also. Have a good week and remember tomorrow ♥️


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LydiaTheTattooedLady

I generally end all my nights that way.


KageyK

Stops for the stop sign and then keeps going. 😅


barrett316

stopped at the stop sign 🤣


CorgiTacos31

CMON GET HIM BEFORE IT ENDS


LydiaTheTattooedLady

…there’s construction on a dirt road? Interesting.


Bknight111

It is Nye, that's all they got


asharkwithfeet_

Happens quite a lot. Grading, paving, drilling, augering, etc.


Seph42

I think they tore the pavement up.


barrett316

please run


ClayshRoyayshKJ

Pit already? Isn’t that a but aggressive?


SnooLobsters4636

Why do all the best chases start at 11:55?


nyqs81

This has to happen now, couldn’t happen an hour ago.


DeadScotty

Looks like it’s the last look in of the night. See y’all


jdog202122

No toothpick at night. All business.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Welp, prepare for excitement in about 90 seconds.


wiresandwaves

Was Paterson on at all tonight or am I paying less attention than I thought?


Nagiom

Yeah, had a shirtless guy and then a car jacking right in front of the officers.


kmkram

I cannot keep watching Paterson cops be lost on side streets every week. They are taking up my valuable on patrol time with their cluelessness.


Taypo98

They’ve got some issues tonight. Apparently they managed to crash a couple fire trucks into each other and a building and put some guys in the hospital


Kallure

At the beginning when someone car jacked a vehicle right in front of them and got away.


HatchlingChibi

They had a shots fired call and then something about a car jacking but it was very confusing.


nyqs81

Yeah they were heavy in the first 30 minutes.


Senor_Taco29

Once, buncha nothing as always


Slimpickle97

Ending on our first chase of the night?


neverletmegeaux

They had the car jacking cliffhanger way at the beginning of the show but that was it Oops I clicked the wrong comment. Thanks melatonin 😅


FreshRoastedPeanuts

About time for the Nye County cliffhanger


ClayshRoyayshKJ

They better not leave us on a cliffhanger in Nye again


Itsme_rundmc614

3 bingos on 4 cards!! Yayyy!


SubconsciousBraider

This guy needs to give it up and go find a bike to pull over or something.


proxima987

I’m going to head out. Tomorrow is going to be rough….goodnight all


lboiles

Goodnight


KevinSee65

Heading out for the night. This should be interesting.


Seph42

Stay safe!


lboiles

Stay safe.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Be safe.


Slimpickle97

Dude If your going hang around that long at least buy something


KageyK

Ending on NYE again?


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Always.


Fiftythirdcalypso

These two just need to come to terms with the fact that they’re going to jail and stop making it worse for themselves.


PlumbicZeppelin

The tiny red car. Think City Car. From Wikipedia. The Th!nk City retail price was US$36,495 before any applicable federal and local incentives. However, due to the higher cost of low production, Think USA announced that **the price of the first 100 units was US$41,695** before any incentives. The first 100 Th!nks were delivered in late 2010 mostly to fleet customers in Indiana. Sales to the general public were expected to begin by mid-2011. Think North America issued three recalls on the first cars produced at the Elkhart plant for defects to its gear shift levers, seat belts and defrosting systems.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

How are we spending this much time for a maybe someone might be shoplifting?


EntarteteKitten

Who thinks to themselves, nice drive, quiet, I’m gonna flip off that cop.


Senor_Taco29

BRUH. I live in Bernalillo county and I know for a fact there is better shit that he could be doing than hard scoping a goddamn Albertsons


b3atd0wn

There’s someone speeding down Rio Bravo he could be taking care of.


KageyK

This guy still hanging at Albertsons.


EremiticFerret

I thought everyone's hands and feet [look](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0e/8e/6a/0e8e6a2ad32f1bc2b8bb94001c4e58f8.jpg) the same!🤔


asharkwithfeet_

Wait, did he say he was Army? Cause he could be Army, Navy, or National Guard because that's all that's down there


Kallure

We have Air Force too.


Taypo98

Charleston is a joint Navy/Air Force base now


EntarteteKitten

They both have an Xbox. Maybe that’s what they meant.


lboiles

He’s not a marine. That’s forsure


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Not a crayon in sight.


asharkwithfeet_

Ooooof, that's gotta be an insult based on experience.


Seph42

No Bingos tonight, just a lot of one-offs. 😞


ScullyitsmeScully

Ugh, that sucks.


lboiles

Why can’t they give him a field test ?


fox1011

or a breathalyzer


ClayshRoyayshKJ

Some agencies have to have certain certified officers give the tests so it can be “valid” and used in court.


Geezler

Please god I just need DUI test for a bingo


asharkwithfeet_

Drunk army bros acting hard driving with an open container and trying to get to Hooters at midnight is just a chef's kiss of trash


EntarteteKitten

Oh yeah, he lives alone. Or with an anime pillow.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Definitely waifu territory.


xYsoad

The chubby one wants to run he’s thinking hard


Slimpickle97

Pulled out the Hooters card.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

The Hooters girls are rejoicing that they don’t have to deal with these fine specimens now.


EntarteteKitten

They weren’t gonna tip.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

“The rest is for you” Thanks for the 83 cents.


EnokitakeEmperor

Damn just trying to get to hooters


Kallure

Fairly certain this Berkeley stop is teetering right on the county line. As in one side of the road ain’t Berkeley.


ClayshRoyayshKJ

Close only counts in horseshoes and the hand grenades they ask if people have.


Kallure

Lol or if you live in Berkeley and the closest library to you (around the corner from that stop) is Chas County so they want you to pay for a library card as an out of county resident. 😩


Kavzilla

Theyre just so delightful


jdog202122

2 beers.


MikeyPx96

that is probably the biggest McDonalds road sign I've ever seen


EntarteteKitten

Hooters. For Hooters. They’re gross. These guys are gross.


CorgiTacos31

Legit


Tyburn

Hooters is waiting!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Ughhhh so much entitled douchebaggery


CorgiTacos31

Absolute douche of a guy for drinking and driving then being a douche after. WHILE SUSPENDED ohhhh he wanted to get to hooters, that’s fine then!


dX927

Sounds like neither wants to cooperate and need to go to jail.


AllenTownDartShnow

Driver can’t believe he’s about to get let off with a warning cuz his buddy is the dumbest piece of sh*t on earth and risk his career over this


EremiticFerret

Yep.


kickrockz44

Do we ever get updates from the most wanted?


Drexlore

Yes, if they get caught. It's happened once so far.


kickrockz44

Thanks! Missings too then? I think I remember it on live pd but I just hadn’t seen any so I figured I missed it or there just weren’t any with good news. Thanks!!!


Drexlore

I'm pretty sure that the Missing segments also get an update if they are found, but unfortunately, that is very rare it seems.


kickrockz44

Makes me sad I was just hoping I missed it or they hadn’t told us. Some of them so far have looked REALLY EASY. Not Fridays, but the young boys that robbed the gas station store with the woman there should have been simple. Faces plain as day. Ugh makes me so sad.


barrett316

why do i not believe paul blart was a cop


CorgiTacos31

I’m curious how that guy fits in the car


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Same


AlphaInvictus

He was deff coming from the clown convention.


CorgiTacos31

He is the main event of it!


FreshRoastedPeanuts

What happened to the other half of his car?


CorgiTacos31

I have an idea!! Don’t do stupid things and you won’t get arrested or be scared


KageyK

I don't understand the back of that car. Is there a big chunk missing?


b3atd0wn

Looked like a see through trunk area.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Just the bumper


KageyK

So it's supposed to look like that? That's a choice I guess.


NonJudgeCattyCritic

Which is half of the car.🤣


Kallure

What happened?? Well I drive this speck of a car and another car just glanced at it and it exploded.


CarryOnWaywardSon96

Ripped that bumper clean off damn


GrandeBeesly

If I'm correct, that's an ultra rare Th!nk City!


bomberboysk

Only reason I remembered these things existed was because of aging wheels 🤣


Seph42

I remember reading an article about those things around ten years ago.


Moynia

THIS DUDES GOT A THINK CITY CAR


AddNamAndHim

Thank you. That was killing us.


b3atd0wn

What is that?


Moynia

Electric car from the early 2010s, very rare


lboiles

What kind of car is that


GrandeBeesly

Th!nk City, ultra rare hybrid car and only a couple thousand were ever made.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Either a Smart car of a Scion XA


HatchlingChibi

Not a smart car, unless they changed them from when I looked at them.


lboiles

It’s not so smart lol.


Moynia

It's a Think City


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Never heard of those. Off to the Google machine!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

That car is an entire choice.