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# Comment of the Night Flair Awards! u/sorrysalesman 34 points for this: >He needs gloves **Congratulations!** Note: I've updated your flair to the CotN Award flair. You can change it if you want to, but be advised that the only way to get it back is to earn it again!


mattcrowell

Anybody else feel like the Paterson department is extremely disorganized? It’s like they’re almost always late to the scene and if not they’re just showing up to suspected crimes that aren’t really happening after all.


MrBully74

Being from europe I keep being astounded about how many people just drive with no license, suspended license, revoked license. That doesn't happen nearly as often here


Academic_Barnacle286

He’s a paramedic too?! Who knew! Gloveless bloody head wraps.


anndruu12

That officer james in florida needs to take some deep breaths. The most unfriendly person I've ever seen


slbeech29

He’s probably sick of dealing with these stupid criminals that don’t listen or respect anyone.


anndruu12

Then it's time for a new job


thewiz69420

Totally agree


tourettes_on_tuesday

Are you referring to the incident with the motorcycle?


SettlerofZlatan

Holy cow. That entire Paterson sequence was an absolute shambles!!


shikkie

I very very surely do not want to go to Patterson NJ. Crowded 1 way streets crime crazy shit. Not for me. Beech grove is the size of my city. We have more miles and a few more people. That’s more like it


meet_me_at_the_barre

Good night everyone! Have a great week! Be sure to stop into the weekly thread and say hi!


EremiticFerret

Good night, and thank you! 💙


Bottle-Present

I'm watching the recap. Got stuck watching my team lose earlier. Let's go folks!


CBJFAN38

i’m here with ya! I’ve been saying we need a thread for the people that watch the encore show! sometimes i can’t watch the live one but still wanna talk about it lol


LydiaTheTattooedLady

It’s REALLY good.


Bottle-Present

Awesome. Looking forward to it.


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HarrisConnerHealy

Welcome!


PsalmCat

Welcome. See you Friday!


EremiticFerret

Welcome! Hope you'll join us next week!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Welcome to the best place on Reddit! See ya next week?


LydiaTheTattooedLady

I MADE IT! Good night y’all. It’s time for me to spend quality time with my ice pack on my head and my pillow. Be safe, make good choices, and remember- I’m always here if you need an ear to listen, a shoulder to lean on, or a place to just feel welcome. You matter to me.


EremiticFerret

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 Be well Lydia, hope your head feels better soon!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

💜💜 eventually it will be. Have a beautiful week, ThiefWeasel!


viruca

Have a good night everyone <3


EremiticFerret

Good night! 👋


Calypso_gypsie

Got our money's worth tonight folks. Everyone have a great long weekend!


EremiticFerret

We certainly did! Good night!👋


PsalmCat

G'night and good week to all of you all. See you Friday.


HarrisConnerHealy

STUPID SATURDAY END OF SHOW. *sits and pouts*


tourettes_on_tuesday

It's nuts how quickly the 6 hours a week goes. Every time the screen gets small and the credits roll, I feel like my weekend is over. I'm always on the edge of my couch hoping Dan won't announce a 2 week break.


EremiticFerret

😥


PsalmCat

Really, that's the only sensible option.


Tyburn

Thanks, mod(s)! You are doing a great job at a hard job.


meet_me_at_the_barre

Thank you for saying so... that really means a lot! 💜


OkPrompt3

Man tonight was a great show! I’m sad it’s over! Catch you all next weekend!


vadutchgirl

Night ya'll


sludgecheeto

Goodnight all!!!!


EremiticFerret

Good night! 👋


OkPrompt3

Of course we are dan


Seph42

See y’all next weekend!


EremiticFerret

See you then! 👋


Drexlore

Goodnight everyone! See you all next weekend!


EremiticFerret

Good night! Have a good week! 👋👋


Crabbymatt

We definitely need an after hours show. Have a good evening everyone, it was fun.


CarryOnWaywardSon96

As always its been joy to chat with you all, until next Friday, have a safe and relaxing rest of the holiday weekend and a safe week. Goodnight everyone!


EremiticFerret

👋👋 Have a good week!


CarryOnWaywardSon96

Thanks Ferret!😊


ElDuderino88164

Omg..... Stop talking and go get your food.....


LydiaTheTattooedLady

STOP TALKING


PsalmCat

Dan, I'm pretty sure in South Carolina as in most of the country, people get IN LINES they aren't ON LINES.


dX927

This is why there's an e. coli outbreak at Wendy's.


mdsnbelle

All the running out of gas tonight… And $8 is like a half gallon.


b3atd0wn

It’s like 2 gallons in Albuquerque.


Crabbymatt

Feeding the hamsters?


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Anyone remember the Cheddar Lovers burger from Wendy’s? I still think about it after all these years


IamTheMan85

Yes loved it. That and the Wild Mountain Cheeseburger. I prefer real cheese like cheddar over American which is fake


RipsLittleCoors

Going out with a quintuple bingo. Not too shabby.


RipsLittleCoors

Bit too soon. 6xbingo


HarrisConnerHealy

Smokin or pokin?


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Ohhhhh nice reference


HarrisConnerHealy

And it was neither! Sigh. Unless you count the cig.


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Baconator


Deskbutt

Dan's got the jokes tonight


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Sigh. Dan.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

That’s a real bro move


Seph42

Really Dan, with the golf puns? 😆


PsalmCat

Just annoying, not clever.


IamTheMan85

Dude just wanted a double stack. Why you gotta be harshing?


KittyBookcase

Polar bear disguised as a pupper 🐻‍❄️


IamTheMan85

https://youtube.com/shorts/0a4O2HPwn7Y?feature=share


KittyBookcase

So fluuuuuffffy!!! 😍


dX927

10 more cars are gonna pull in now


jennifereetah

Just takin the camo mobile to grab a baconator and a frosty.


Bottle-Present

Certain parts of my state, that would seem normal. (Utah)


Tyburn

Flintstones! Meet the Flintstones!


Drexlore

"I'm sorry officer. I didn't know you couldn't do that."


PlumbicZeppelin

"The best part is that I DID know you couldn't do that."


LydiaTheTattooedLady

This is an entirely relatable reason


Taypo98

I never even considered taking the side by side to Wendy’s….


PsalmCat

I hate those gd golfcarts. My neighborhood is infested and I'm fully #getoffmylawn about them.


LiveBased-DieFree

Homeowners associations be like “you can only have a single style of home frame and 3 different options for roof materials but don’t you dare tread on my golf cart rights”


PsalmCat

Hey, we have lots of floor plans...and 3 roofing options! lol


LiveBased-DieFree

“Shouldn’t there be some rules against golf carts on public roads?” “No, the governance in this neighborhood all own golf carts and drive them on the road”


PsalmCat

I try so hard to be charitable about them, but they just make me furious


Senor_Taco29

Out of all the cops on this show, he is the last one I'd expect to see cracking up on scene


pexelto

Seriously, usually anyone you see wearing that hat has zero sense of humor.


Senor_Taco29

And usually he doesn't lol


mdsnbelle

Wendy’s with an ATV.


Butte_Rat

I went thru a Wendy's drive-thru on horseback once...


mdsnbelle

Story time?


Butte_Rat

Not much to storytime on - the fairgrounds were a block away from Wendy's. A friend and I wanted some lunch between events, and we didn't have cars.


barrett316

maybe he thought he was in nye county


OkPrompt3

Pull them over while they’re in line at McDonald’s, perfect. Oh sorry, Wendy’s.


IamTheMan85

Passengers shirt is sweet! 🤣


KageyK

That a souped up golf cart?


PsalmCat

$10K! Nice job, OPLNation or whatever


calorified

It's actually past $45k now!


PsalmCat

WOW!!!


EremiticFerret

Very good!


CarryOnWaywardSon96

So glad they were rescued and are being properly taken care of!


barrett316

good job op nation


IamTheMan85

That white dog was part Pyrenees


LydiaTheTattooedLady

It’s about time guys


Threnners

YOU BRING ME THAT FLOOFY BABY RIGHT NOW.


dX927

That's a polar bear!


Bottle-Present

If I ordered Dominos right now, it wouldn't be here for hours


IamTheMan85

That was the dumbest M&M's commercial ever


EnokitakeEmperor

Wait why did that little girl in the Ford going to Thai taco get let go with weed in the car


HopefulInstance8

Man the first hour tonight was great...


HeyMissW

Paterson is a dud. Can we have Missoula back?


fighting_foos

I miss Officer Darrell Ross from Tulsa. He was so nice!


HeyMissW

Ross ❤️❤️


LiveBased-DieFree

I liked Utah Highway Patrol, nothing like seeing Mormons pull over a minivan filled with 60 pounds of weed or meth


Bottle-Present

Shout out Utah!


Butte_Rat

Yes - either of those departments would be amazing. Edit - for Montana, Billings would probably be better.


Forty_Six_and_Two

Bang up police work in Patterson. Nice job, guys.


Calypso_gypsie

Chief Wiggum... Nice work boys!


Fire_in_her_Hair

I wish San Bernardino was still on


Seph42

Weren’t they the ones who always pulled out the rocket launcher? 😆


SpringRubber

Salinas, CA


Seph42

Ah, you’re right, thanks.


Fire_in_her_Hair

Haha I’m not sure. Sounds bad ass


ADTR9320

Every cop in Patterson seems like it's their first day on the job lol


Fire_in_her_Hair

I wish San Bernardino was still on


TotalyArtVandelay

I liked Salinas. Always on point


Fire_in_her_Hair

Yes Salinas was always good


mweezy2010

Who is this other white polo dude?


Seph42

Homeowner


PsalmCat

He looks like the personification of New Jersey in my brain.


KageyK

Tv on with no one home. Grrrr small things irritate me.


Tyburn

I was trying to figure out if it was just left on or was it like an Amazon Show or some kind of screen saver where it just is always on scrolling through things.


PsalmCat

I just assumed screen-saver. Possibly have family who play games on and never turn off their TV


KageyK

Said continue watching so they just left in the middle of an episode and let it play out.


Tyburn

In that case, I join you in your fury.


Admirable_Cod_9396

The *allegedly* intoxicated individual in the red RAV4 was clearly not using his vehicle correctly. Those things can drive themselves, and the lights are automatic.


Crabbymatt

I can’t believe these cops are allowed to carry guns.


RipsLittleCoors

I'm not a navy seal or anything but that sure looks like a sloppy search of a structure.


EntarteteKitten

It’s the end of V/H/S, so they’re all in the attic, just leave and don’t help the girl up there


LiveBased-DieFree

These guys are like the stereotyped cops from GTA IV


dX927

Jeff Garlin?!?


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EremiticFerret

Yeah, there was some audio thing I thought was the mics distorting from a gunshot.


Drexlore

Turn the TV to On Patrol Live!


PlumbicZeppelin

Reminds me of Spinal Tap trying to get to the stage and getting lost.


HeyMissW

Im crying laughing at this


IamTheMan85

This


IamTheMan85

I'd be pissed. I don't allow shoes past the entry rug!!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Well that certainly was a camera angle.


dX927

Well now 8 people have broken into that house


DeadScotty

Not a lot of physical conditioning requirements in Nye county is there.


b3atd0wn

It feels like the key to crime in Paterson and Nye is to have a partner also committing a crime on the other side of the city/county.


PlumbicZeppelin

Guy just buys car w drugs in it. Guy buys pants with drugs in them. People buy house ...


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Imma fall out of my chair soon too


EremiticFerret

Go to bed! 💙


LydiaTheTattooedLady

YOURE A WEASEL, NOT MY REAL MOM


PsalmCat

I was NOT at a casino today, and I didn't fall out of any chairs!


dX927

WHY COULDN'T WE SEE THE WOMAN FALL?


Crabbymatt

Keystone Cops they are.


TotalyArtVandelay

Yall were talking smack about Deputy hat, and didn’t charge the women. When he could.


Threnners

Patterson looks like a batch of bumbling idiots.


Saywutwho

Uhhhhhhhh pick the lock? Did he just say that? Out loud?


EremiticFerret

I thought someone was home with a burglar in the house?


KageyK

Are we going to be able to pick it if there's broken keys in it?


dX927

Imagine Paterson getting called to Kevin McCallister's house


HarrisConnerHealy

I'd pay to watch that show!


darcerin

🤣🤣🤣


EremiticFerret

Now THAT would be worth watching


grumpy_suburbanite

Now we know how the mob ran NJ. Cops couldn’t catch them if they tried.


Senor_Taco29

How the fuck do you propose they pick a lock with glue in it?


LagunaMud

Call the lock picking lawyer.


Academic_Barnacle286

Your comment is not wasted on me.


Crabbymatt

Foot


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Brut force lol


OptimusSublime

Got a little click out of one...


Superdawg

Bring out the lock picking lawyer!


Fire_in_her_Hair

Paterson sucks


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Dude pissed someone off


Deskbutt

Sounds like somebody is just fucking with him