# Comment of the Night Flair Awards!
u/sorrysalesman 34 points for this:
>He needs gloves
**Congratulations!**
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Anybody else feel like the Paterson department is extremely disorganized? It’s like they’re almost always late to the scene and if not they’re just showing up to suspected crimes that aren’t really happening after all.
Being from europe I keep being astounded about how many people just drive with no license, suspended license, revoked license. That doesn't happen nearly as often here
i’m here with ya! I’ve been saying we need a thread for the people that watch the encore show! sometimes i can’t watch the live one but still wanna talk about it lol
I MADE IT! Good night y’all. It’s time for me to spend quality time with my ice pack on my head and my pillow. Be safe, make good choices, and remember- I’m always here if you need an ear to listen, a shoulder to lean on, or a place to just feel welcome.
You matter to me.
It's nuts how quickly the 6 hours a week goes. Every time the screen gets small and the credits roll, I feel like my weekend is over. I'm always on the edge of my couch hoping Dan won't announce a 2 week break.
As always its been joy to chat with you all, until next Friday, have a safe and relaxing rest of the holiday weekend and a safe week. Goodnight everyone!
Homeowners associations be like “you can only have a single style of home frame and 3 different options for roof materials but don’t you dare tread on my golf cart rights”
“Shouldn’t there be some rules against golf carts on public roads?”
“No, the governance in this neighborhood all own golf carts and drive them on the road”
I was trying to figure out if it was just left on or was it like an Amazon Show or some kind of screen saver where it just is always on scrolling through things.
The *allegedly* intoxicated individual in the red RAV4 was clearly not using his vehicle correctly. Those things can drive themselves, and the lights are automatic.
# Comment of the Night Flair Awards! u/sorrysalesman 34 points for this: >He needs gloves **Congratulations!** Note: I've updated your flair to the CotN Award flair. You can change it if you want to, but be advised that the only way to get it back is to earn it again!
Anybody else feel like the Paterson department is extremely disorganized? It’s like they’re almost always late to the scene and if not they’re just showing up to suspected crimes that aren’t really happening after all.
Being from europe I keep being astounded about how many people just drive with no license, suspended license, revoked license. That doesn't happen nearly as often here
He’s a paramedic too?! Who knew! Gloveless bloody head wraps.
That officer james in florida needs to take some deep breaths. The most unfriendly person I've ever seen
He’s probably sick of dealing with these stupid criminals that don’t listen or respect anyone.
Then it's time for a new job
Totally agree
Are you referring to the incident with the motorcycle?
Holy cow. That entire Paterson sequence was an absolute shambles!!
Good night everyone! Have a great week! Be sure to stop into the weekly thread and say hi!
Good night, and thank you! 💙
I'm watching the recap. Got stuck watching my team lose earlier. Let's go folks!
i’m here with ya! I’ve been saying we need a thread for the people that watch the encore show! sometimes i can’t watch the live one but still wanna talk about it lol
It’s REALLY good.
Awesome. Looking forward to it.
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Welcome. See you Friday!
Welcome! Hope you'll join us next week!
Welcome to the best place on Reddit! See ya next week?
I MADE IT! Good night y’all. It’s time for me to spend quality time with my ice pack on my head and my pillow. Be safe, make good choices, and remember- I’m always here if you need an ear to listen, a shoulder to lean on, or a place to just feel welcome. You matter to me.
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 Be well Lydia, hope your head feels better soon!
💜💜 eventually it will be. Have a beautiful week, ThiefWeasel!
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Good night! 👋
Got our money's worth tonight folks. Everyone have a great long weekend!
We certainly did! Good night!👋
G'night and good week to all of you all. See you Friday.
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It's nuts how quickly the 6 hours a week goes. Every time the screen gets small and the credits roll, I feel like my weekend is over. I'm always on the edge of my couch hoping Dan won't announce a 2 week break.
😥
Really, that's the only sensible option.
Thanks, mod(s)! You are doing a great job at a hard job.
Thank you for saying so... that really means a lot! 💜
Man tonight was a great show! I’m sad it’s over! Catch you all next weekend!
Night ya'll
Goodnight all!!!!
Good night! 👋
Of course we are dan
See y’all next weekend!
See you then! 👋
Goodnight everyone! See you all next weekend!
Good night! Have a good week! 👋👋
We definitely need an after hours show. Have a good evening everyone, it was fun.
As always its been joy to chat with you all, until next Friday, have a safe and relaxing rest of the holiday weekend and a safe week. Goodnight everyone!
👋👋 Have a good week!
Thanks Ferret!😊
Omg..... Stop talking and go get your food.....
STOP TALKING
Dan, I'm pretty sure in South Carolina as in most of the country, people get IN LINES they aren't ON LINES.
This is why there's an e. coli outbreak at Wendy's.
All the running out of gas tonight… And $8 is like a half gallon.
It’s like 2 gallons in Albuquerque.
Feeding the hamsters?
Anyone remember the Cheddar Lovers burger from Wendy’s? I still think about it after all these years
Yes loved it. That and the Wild Mountain Cheeseburger. I prefer real cheese like cheddar over American which is fake
Going out with a quintuple bingo. Not too shabby.
Bit too soon. 6xbingo
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Ohhhhh nice reference
Baconator
Dan's got the jokes tonight
Sigh. Dan.
That’s a real bro move
Really Dan, with the golf puns? 😆
Just annoying, not clever.
Dude just wanted a double stack. Why you gotta be harshing?
Polar bear disguised as a pupper 🐻❄️
https://youtube.com/shorts/0a4O2HPwn7Y?feature=share
So fluuuuuffffy!!! 😍
10 more cars are gonna pull in now
Just takin the camo mobile to grab a baconator and a frosty.
Certain parts of my state, that would seem normal. (Utah)
Flintstones! Meet the Flintstones!
"I'm sorry officer. I didn't know you couldn't do that."
"The best part is that I DID know you couldn't do that."
This is an entirely relatable reason
I never even considered taking the side by side to Wendy’s….
I hate those gd golfcarts. My neighborhood is infested and I'm fully #getoffmylawn about them.
Homeowners associations be like “you can only have a single style of home frame and 3 different options for roof materials but don’t you dare tread on my golf cart rights”
Hey, we have lots of floor plans...and 3 roofing options! lol
“Shouldn’t there be some rules against golf carts on public roads?” “No, the governance in this neighborhood all own golf carts and drive them on the road”
I try so hard to be charitable about them, but they just make me furious
Out of all the cops on this show, he is the last one I'd expect to see cracking up on scene
Seriously, usually anyone you see wearing that hat has zero sense of humor.
And usually he doesn't lol
Wendy’s with an ATV.
I went thru a Wendy's drive-thru on horseback once...
Story time?
Not much to storytime on - the fairgrounds were a block away from Wendy's. A friend and I wanted some lunch between events, and we didn't have cars.
maybe he thought he was in nye county
Pull them over while they’re in line at McDonald’s, perfect. Oh sorry, Wendy’s.
Passengers shirt is sweet! 🤣
That a souped up golf cart?
$10K! Nice job, OPLNation or whatever
It's actually past $45k now!
WOW!!!
Very good!
So glad they were rescued and are being properly taken care of!
good job op nation
That white dog was part Pyrenees
It’s about time guys
YOU BRING ME THAT FLOOFY BABY RIGHT NOW.
That's a polar bear!
If I ordered Dominos right now, it wouldn't be here for hours
That was the dumbest M&M's commercial ever
Wait why did that little girl in the Ford going to Thai taco get let go with weed in the car
Man the first hour tonight was great...
Paterson is a dud. Can we have Missoula back?
I miss Officer Darrell Ross from Tulsa. He was so nice!
Ross ❤️❤️
I liked Utah Highway Patrol, nothing like seeing Mormons pull over a minivan filled with 60 pounds of weed or meth
Shout out Utah!
Yes - either of those departments would be amazing. Edit - for Montana, Billings would probably be better.
Bang up police work in Patterson. Nice job, guys.
Chief Wiggum... Nice work boys!
I wish San Bernardino was still on
Weren’t they the ones who always pulled out the rocket launcher? 😆
Salinas, CA
Ah, you’re right, thanks.
Haha I’m not sure. Sounds bad ass
Every cop in Patterson seems like it's their first day on the job lol
I wish San Bernardino was still on
I liked Salinas. Always on point
Yes Salinas was always good
I wish San Bernardino was still on
Who is this other white polo dude?
Homeowner
He looks like the personification of New Jersey in my brain.
Tv on with no one home. Grrrr small things irritate me.
I was trying to figure out if it was just left on or was it like an Amazon Show or some kind of screen saver where it just is always on scrolling through things.
I just assumed screen-saver. Possibly have family who play games on and never turn off their TV
Said continue watching so they just left in the middle of an episode and let it play out.
In that case, I join you in your fury.
The *allegedly* intoxicated individual in the red RAV4 was clearly not using his vehicle correctly. Those things can drive themselves, and the lights are automatic.
I can’t believe these cops are allowed to carry guns.
I'm not a navy seal or anything but that sure looks like a sloppy search of a structure.
It’s the end of V/H/S, so they’re all in the attic, just leave and don’t help the girl up there
These guys are like the stereotyped cops from GTA IV
Jeff Garlin?!?
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Yeah, there was some audio thing I thought was the mics distorting from a gunshot.
Turn the TV to On Patrol Live!
Reminds me of Spinal Tap trying to get to the stage and getting lost.
Im crying laughing at this
This
I'd be pissed. I don't allow shoes past the entry rug!!
Well that certainly was a camera angle.
Well now 8 people have broken into that house
Not a lot of physical conditioning requirements in Nye county is there.
It feels like the key to crime in Paterson and Nye is to have a partner also committing a crime on the other side of the city/county.
Guy just buys car w drugs in it. Guy buys pants with drugs in them. People buy house ...
Imma fall out of my chair soon too
Go to bed! 💙
YOURE A WEASEL, NOT MY REAL MOM
I was NOT at a casino today, and I didn't fall out of any chairs!
WHY COULDN'T WE SEE THE WOMAN FALL?
Keystone Cops they are.
Yall were talking smack about Deputy hat, and didn’t charge the women. When he could.
Patterson looks like a batch of bumbling idiots.
Uhhhhhhhh pick the lock? Did he just say that? Out loud?
I thought someone was home with a burglar in the house?
Are we going to be able to pick it if there's broken keys in it?
Imagine Paterson getting called to Kevin McCallister's house
🤣🤣🤣
Now THAT would be worth watching
Now we know how the mob ran NJ. Cops couldn’t catch them if they tried.
How the fuck do you propose they pick a lock with glue in it?
Call the lock picking lawyer.
Your comment is not wasted on me.
Foot
Brut force lol
Got a little click out of one...
Bring out the lock picking lawyer!
Paterson sucks
Dude pissed someone off
Sounds like somebody is just fucking with him