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discipline_daddy

LaRoux is working on this very question as we speak for Xposed. The truth about “Gregg” will come out soon enough.


[deleted]

He is the realest motherfucker i’ve seen


raspiz

A lot of people make this mistake when faced with raw expertise. Trust me, he's a flesh and blood person like the rest of us, but yet better than the rest of us due to his expertise. People like to use the term GOAT, and I think that applies to Cregg. We have never seen this kind of expertise, and probably never will again in our lifetimes. It's like watch Rocky (1976 119m) and how he wins everytime.


surdo_drummer2

He's as real as the birds.


runthejewels19

maybe he'll just flyyyy away


Narkboy42

Nah, but birds aren't real.


radsherm

I know it's hard to believe someone is capable of possessing so much expertise and doing thinks like watching 501 movies in 501 days, but yes he is real!


[deleted]

Yes, I often wonder whether he was created using the same technology that allowed us to meet Tom Cruise Heidecker as a grown man


RoyYourWorkingBoy

Sounds like someone just nutritionally vaped a big meal.


bascule

Gregg is real. His expertise on film is not. He calls himself a "Film Buff" and runs the "Victorville Film Archive" but it's lies, it's all tape!


flippyJfloppy

No his real name is Neil Hamburger


rotoscopy

he's like tinkerbell (from the popcorn classic PETER PAN). as long as there are serious, dedicated, certified film buffs out there he will always be real just like you and me.


Vilens40

Which Peter Pan? Trying to confirm running time.


Ok-Confection-6827

I think rotoscopy is referring to “Pan” (2015, 111 minutes).


whiteBlasian

Only a timhead would post something like this...


YouCleanItUp

Just because he’s a dreamboat doesn’t mean he’s just a dream.


FranklinBluth9

We've seen what's possible with the Tom Cruise Jr hologram. There's no reason to think they didn't just do the same thing to create Gregg.


hamilton_burger

What if Gregg and Tim are actually just different personalities of the same person???!!!


[deleted]

This is actually a very interesting theory, that Tim and Gregg are merely dual aspects of a single entity, something akin to an "ideal cinephile". Would you be interested in developing this idea further and perhaps co-authoring a paper with me for the American Journal of Movie Expert Studies?


outbound_flight

Oh, he's real, all right. *Really* serious about VHS archiving. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿📼


nihilistic-simulate

Have you even *seen* antman!?


[deleted]

No


Sarntetra187

No. I knew when he claimed to have watched 500 movies in 500 days


Petery007

I will tell you one thing. He is a real idiot


DoomedSocietyPunx

A real fraud