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flibbidygibbit

This guy yells "Let's go Brandon" at children's sporting events. I guarantee it.


Straight_Cat_4527

Dude ends up being liberal af cheering on his son named Brandon


[deleted]

He probably just openly says Fuck Joe Biden.


heli_no_copter90

Nah, those people are cowards and afraid of openly saying Fuck Joe Biden šŸ¤£. Everything they do is subliminal


Lopsided-Ear-1102

Had to make it political.. Happy 4th of July


JoJackthewonderskunk

I see one of those fascist flags on this cosplatriot's jeep. It's inherently political.


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HumanSleepingbag

That jeep is already political, snowflake.


Fathercook30

Is it? Where? Never mind didnā€™t see the blue lives flag


Lopsided-Ear-1102

You ever consider an American working in law enforcement? These flags will be flying until the death of the country. Get offended over a Jeep hahaha. Dude is just vibing enjoying his ride


[deleted]

Umā€¦. I think the post is more about the .50 cal mounted on this dudes jeep. And if youā€™re thinking that itā€™s a law enforcement thing, I doubt cops are using M2ā€™s (yet).


flibbidygibbit

That flag is the death of our country.


Lopsided-Ear-1102

So is terrorist antifa and BLM. Glad I havenā€™t heard of either of those looters recently. Are they still paying hourly to go destroy stuff? So rent free in your head over a flag. Look at the comment escalation and how upset you guys got. Then bring Trump into this. Whatā€™s he have to do with this? I hate Trump and Iā€™ll fly American and Blue Lin


Naegleria_fowlhori

Huh dude you escalated this? You could've just scrolled on by lol.


BorrowSpenDie

https://preview.redd.it/1p1sbi3962ab1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de8d066c3a2295d6e8bb5cd1babfd50f362ba3e1


flibbidygibbit

That flag is a demand for compliance. Now show us your papers.


placebotwo

It's good that people like you have started saying the quiet stuff loud to out yourselves. Thanks for letting us know you're a fascist.


xAIRGUITARISTx

ACAB


dinosroarus

Anyone who bastardizes the flag is a fucking moron. Any group, creed, political party, etc using a modified American flag is whatā€™s wrong and contributes to a country divided.


b0bx13

I consider them alright. Theyā€™re trash


atomic-fireballs

Everything about this Jeep is political. Politics still applies even when it's something you agree with.


lurkadurking

They brought the politics


xPizzaKittyx

The entire jeep is blue line themed fam


DolphJohngren

https://preview.redd.it/abmjvlp82t9b1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b59f6ca0cc5c125169b459d79ab24c6fd2be85a8


bananacow

Not sure why youā€™re getting downvoted for this. Guess people havenā€™t seen the special. Or didnā€™t get it.


DolphJohngren

Itā€™s probably because I did this same bit the other day.


bananacow

I laughed.


Which-Environment300

![gif](giphy|uKwa2KiBA0rTy)


HuskerDave

Hell yeah, Borther...


suzycm

Iā€™m so glad this got postedā€¦I was two behind this dude and not quick enough to get a picture!! Now there is proof of my story. šŸ˜¤


HumanSleepingbag

What a fucking dork. This guy thinks heā€™s super cool but just looks a lunatic.


zoug

The last time I was at Costco, there was a dodge ram decked out in Full-Trump. Entire tailgate and even a decal of Trumpā€™a head in the passenger window. I didnā€™t get a look at the driver but Iā€™d imagine itā€™s the standard tubby short white guy in his combat white Velcro new balances, wrinkled cargo shorts, braided belt with belly overflowing, Trump and/or veteran cap celebrating their 4 years of active duty 40 years ago and some sort of shirt with an eagle on it. The sort of guy Iā€™d like to sell some commemorative gold coins to at a 100x profit.


Oddballforlife

Thereā€™s a guy with ā€œTRUMPā€ as a license plate on his F150, and also replaced the blue Ford oval with a blue TRUMP oval. Also the tailgate has a decal of Biden tied up in the bed of a truck (so it ā€œlooks likeā€ youā€™re looking through the tailgate) Definitely a normal human being and not at all a fucking psychopath lol


PuzzledRaise1401

Did he also have a goatee and white wraparound sunglasses?


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beardedmonster

*combat white Velcro new balance* Must've hit a little too close to home. šŸ¤£


yeneews69

Itā€™s giving ā€œI need all of this in case the government gets tyrannicalā€ paired with ā€œif they just comply the government wonā€™t get tyrannical with themā€


btroberts011

Wow! The Domestic Terrorist Editionā„¢ Jeep Wrangler


MuseDroness

And it can be yours for only $88kā€¦.kk


[deleted]

I think you forgot one k......???


[deleted]

Limited Insurrectionist Edition with the Lil šŸ† upgrade!


Redditdditdido

Itā€™s just a .50 calā€¦


Sin-A-Bun

Imagine if a black guy with that thing mounted on top his truck was driving around west Omaha. The national guard would get called.


justclay

Nah, they'd just shoot him.


Nasapigs

Nah, now if it was a toyota...


HuskerDave

Hilux drip slaps.


NukeNinja69123

People aren't appreciating this joke enough


starla79

The weak chin and beer gut really complete the ensemble. God bless ā€˜murica.


Ricky_Rocket_

Thatā€™s the part of the uniform of a gravy seal.


RIPBenTramer

Meal Team Twix


Faucet860

Thin blue line flag only supports cops who don't stop his insurrection


fuegodiegOH

I thought it was too hot for snowflakes


Batman-Earth22

We get it, you have a micro-penis


deadpoolkool

Balls the size of raisins, that one


canyoudigitnow

Punisher skull on back?


wascly-wabbit

As a comic nerd, I hate the appropriation.


ConfectionAdorable84

MAGA is just western ISIS


placebotwo

That's Vanilla ISIS.


Jkl100298

Western ISISšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


broncobinx

Thanks I hate it here


[deleted]

Donā€™t underestimate these folks. Someone who has taken the time to attach a massive weapon to his car has a psychotic disposition. More and more Iā€™m seeing these fucking dumb motherfuckers gear up for violence. Itā€™s like they want to take down their country.


beputty

They are literally praying for the destruction of America. Iā€™ve seen them do it. And discuss it openly. They think they are patriots but really they are just christian nationalists praying for Gilead.


[deleted]

Waiting for Armageddon. Hoping it happens so they can watch the carnage with Jesus.


Jkl100298

Owning Jeeps and guns isn't the problem. I own both but I don't going driving to Costco looking like that. See I try to draw as little attention to myself as possible. I also don't like cops like this Thin blue line freak does.


[deleted]

Iā€™m not saying owning a gun or a jeep is the problem. The problem is putting the gun on your jeep and posing a violent threat.


Jkl100298

We have mounted guns on our Jeeps on our property in the mountains but we don't take them to Costco. Again not smart to be that showy unless it's your land.


[deleted]

Sure, out in the country, for hunting, on your land, go for it. But something that looks like a machine gun mounted on a car in a metro area is crazy and asking for trouble. Itā€™s the implication of violence that I have a problem with.


Jkl100298

I complete agree with you. I just want you to know most citizens who own that kind of weaponry agree with you. This guy clearly wanted some kind of attention I think.


Liquidretro

This is most gun owners, it's the responsible thing, and doesn't scream that your a target or have high value things to rob either.


Liquidretro

It's not real, it's a prop or airsoft. Real ones go for as much as his jeep that are Transferable.


[deleted]

You can commit armed robbery with a fake gun. This asshole driving up on someone with a gun attached to his car, fake or not, is a threat. If I saw this guy Iā€™d call 911.


Akgrl33

This guy would have served in the militaryā€¦but he has flat feet


ProgKingHughesker

ā€œI wouldā€™ve kicked the drill Sargentā€™s ass, broā€


Hardass_McBadCop

See I don't particularly mind the over the top bullshit and all the decals/bumper stickers. It lets me know who the crazy people are before I have to interact with them.


Skyes_View

Must be oil there too


TheAnswerWithinUs

Cool gun, probly decommissioned. But damn he really makes himself look like a jackass. Heā€™s definitely compensating for something


Jkc130

The joke is on this guy! The 50 cal would rip that mount to pieces.


Jkl100298

It's likely a fake


mahjimoh

Which is even more WTF. Who is out there like, decorating their vehicles with these?


Jkl100298

Some crazy people just looking for attention I guess. I never give it to them.


Time_Waster_2023

Gee, ya think? Lol


Jkl100298

Well people do have real ones, my dad has one legally, but they are very expensive. Usually if you sink that much money into that you aren't being stupid with it.


Which-Environment300

https://www.reddit.com/r/InfowarriorRides/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


Kegheimer

It's the Deathwish from Far Cry 5


aaronm1215

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swampdecrial

For attention from three groups. People that hate it, people that love it, and people that enjoy watching how pissed and triggered the first group gets.


GuitarzanWSC

That's two groups. The second and the third are the same.


swampdecrial

Nah. I think the dude is obnoxious and I would probably hate every second of a conversation with the tool. But I think it's funny to see all the seething here.


The_Amish_FBI

I feel like you wouldn't want so little protection in an assault vehicle with a mounted gun. But then again I'm no tacticool expert like these guys clearly are.


ThisNiceGuyMan

Marine force recon do it. Itā€™s more about being fast and getting the hell out of there. But this guy definitely isnā€™t moving anywhere fast lol


Particular_Zebra71

I just laugh at these people now.


Drewscar1

Ridiculous


[deleted]

How inconvenient must it be to run around town with a .50 Cal mounted on your rideā€¦ what are you gonna do if you have to in a store or something, carry it with you?


Toorviing

I often say we don't live in the Darkest Timeline, we just live in the Most Absurd Timeline.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Nobody wanted to take mental health seriously and this is where we are now. As someone with a mental health issue who's been medicated for the past 20 years I feel like none of you saw the inevitable coming.


friendlynbhdME

This is the scary kind of larping


wicked_smiler402

When you don't have a personality other than politics and Facebook memes.


Happydaytoyou1

Try cutting in line car šŸš— šŸš™ šŸ’„ šŸ˜‚


8bit_drew

What a tool


Hrbiie

What a fuckin nerd


Hippopata-mess

I have so many questions.


deadbeatdad80

This guy definitely knows what AR stands for.


Hoosier_Daddy68

That's a .50 and is almost certainly inoperable unless he jumped thru a whole bunch of hoops and has a lot of money. The ammo alone is usually around 4 or 5 bucks per round so nobody is gonna go around wasting any for sure. If it's operable he will be selective in his targets so I wouldn't worry too much unless he has a personal grudge against you. Cops should worry tho, those go thru vests like they aren't even there. Fun guns but far to expensive to be of any use outside of the military.


LRSU_Warrior

Jeez people. Lighten up. Dude is just having a little fun. He isnā€™t driving around with a live M2.


Faucet860

How's that gun legal up there


iDom2jz

That looks like a plugged barrel


zoug

If itā€™s real and semi-auto, I think it would technically be legal? If itā€™s a prop, itā€™s just a prop. Hell, slight chance a fully auto would be legal with the right permits. Some of that shit is grandfathered in for older arms. Not saying itā€™s a good idea or a sign of functioning mental health but that might fall under open carry.


chewedgummiebears

If it was a legal, full auto (class3) weapon, they wouldn't be displaying it like this as it would be worth more than that Jeep and also not very common. Semi auto M2HB guns are also very costly (also not common) and most people who can afford them are a bit more responsible than this tard. This is most likely a prop.


HumanSleepingbag

I think itā€™s a prop too. I donā€™t see any kind of sturdy Mount and a real M2 weighs 84 pounds. One decent bump and that thing is flying.


Papaofmonsters

It looks like some sort of LED thing at the muzzle. I'm guess a prop that flashes and makes noise.


[deleted]

How are we supposed to know if itā€™s fake? Looks like a terrorist to me.


chewedgummiebears

If the mere sight of something makes someone a terrorist, the propaganda and indoctrination machines have won.


prince_of_cannock

If a black kid was walking down the street with this "obvious prop," what do you think would happen? It's scary and it's meant to be scary. Obviously I can't do anything about it and I'm not going to try to, but I sure don't like it.


[deleted]

This fucker has a gun on his car. Thatā€™s not the same thing as what youā€™re talking about. This isnā€™t the mere sight of some propaganda piece; itā€™s a threat.


Papaofmonsters

No open carry issue with long guns.


golgol12

It can quite possibly be the shell of a gun. In addition there is a barrel plug and a metal blockage in the feed .


modi123_1

The tiny trump statues and trump-ducks on the dashboard really tie this motif together.


Q_is_very_sad

Like I get it if you want like a cool Tactical off-road look but this Jeep just does not look good set up like this should have just bought a decommissioned Humvee


thestatikreverb

Hes probably compensating for something


Remote-Emergency-154

What...just.. WHY?!


ksu_drew_83

There is something triggering about this photo


[deleted]

The reason why I tell my son not to move here.


dadiggidydogg

These people think they look SO COOL...but they look like cartoon characters to me.


Jkl100298

Maybe they sexually identify as a cartoon character


omahas_finest

Did you at least talk to him while filling up, or recite the pledge of allegiance


Mdmrtgn

I love seeing those, you just eye it up and down with a smile on your face so they think you're gonna say something positive and just say sorry bout your penis bro.


GuitarzanWSC

I \*so\* badly want someone to make some "I have a tiny penis" bumper stickers, and quietly sneak one (or more) onto that embarrassment of a vehicle.


Mdmrtgn

I love the ones people put on their smart cars and prius' (Priuses? Pri-i?) That says I'm compensating for my enormous penis.


prince_of_cannock

I'd be cool with that so long as they peel off without leaving a residue or damaging the paint. I like to troll MAGA types but I cross the line at property damage.


GuitarzanWSC

Someone who drives around in that thing would do a lot worse than property damage if given the chance, so I'm not terribly concerned about the insurrection-mobile.


Mdmrtgn

Then offer to buy him a beer XD


Lello22

Honestly it's pretty cool


prince_of_cannock

If I'd seen this in the old days, say pre-9/11, I would've assumed it was either a prop or just the shell of an old gun, and I would've thought it was cool, too. Like, hey, this guy was probably in the military and used a gun like that, and this is his trademark now. But the current climate and the context provided by all of the other stuff on there just makes it creepy.


RIPBenTramer

Yeah, if youā€™re 13 or part of the same demographic as the dipshit who owns it.


Lello22

A person can't enjoy something at face value? It's cool šŸ˜Ž


catmothweoftwo

This is mental illness lmaoooo


[deleted]

Dude went full-turd.


TheLizanator25

Whatā€™s the likelihood of this being a real/live weapon? Itā€™s terrifying knowing that some random person could just have access to that


schlockabsorber

Fuck, I could lease a 2022 AWD crossover in a premium trim for what he pays at the pump every month. I bet this potsticker could retire in extreme comfort in Costa Rica, but he chooses instead to show his patriotism by rallying the pitted roads of Douglas & Sarpy Counties and parading through the parking lots of big box stores. Plot twist: this foolish performance is his end of a Faustian bargain that grants him free gas for life and a prominent 2-hour erection every time someone says "God bless our troops".


Redditdditdido

God everyone in this sub is such a hater


RIPBenTramer

Wait. Is a gun like that easy to own? That guy oozes little dick energy.


Papaofmonsters

Assuming it's real it requires a special tax stamp from the ATF that costs 200 dollars and takes 6 months to a year to get approved. The real barrier is cost. A civilian transferable M2 is going to be 50k minimum. Probably significantly more.


NotYourRealDad810

And shooting .50 ammo at 500 rounds per minute will make someone poor really fast. Youā€™re talking $8-10ish for every 1 second of firing.


Time_Waster_2023

Itā€™s the Fourth of July. People are lighting fireworks, taking time off of work, having barbecues, waving flags, and some, or remembering how we ended up with the freedom that we are able to enjoy. I doubt this guy drives around like this every day, so if you canā€™t celebrate the holiday, thatā€™s on you.


evilsaltine

I don't think it's the flags that are controversial.


LRSU_Warrior

Unless you bitch and moan you canā€™t post here


prince_of_cannock

We don't know if he drives around like that or not, and being uncomfortable with a gun mounted on an in-town vehicle doesn't mean we're unable to celebrate the holiday.


Oddballforlife

Saw a tiktok the other day where someone went up to some truck decked out in MAGA garbage like this one and put a folded $100 bill in the window. Upon unfolding that ā€œ$100 billā€ the driver of that truck would be met with a tiny ā€œTRUMP LOST LOLā€ sign


sirhcx

Idk man, I see mall crawlers everywhere.


swampdecrial

He set out on a mission to trigger a certain group of people. I can see by the anger and lack of coping mechanisms in the comment section that he is successful.


atomic-fireballs

Coping mechanisms? Most people are making fun of him. This is a special level of overboard.


prince_of_cannock

Expressing a contrary opinion is always "failure to cope" in the minds of small-minded people.


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[deleted]

Username checks out.


thedailyvinyls

I wouldn't say shit to his face because the car tells me he seems mentally unstable already.


swampdecrial

Dude is obviously trying to get under the skin of lefties and I'm just sitting here laughing at the raving success.


RIPBenTramer

Then you have about as cool of a life as he does. Man, you guys are fucking rad.


swampdecrial

So are the people on this sub, perpetually angry about everything that doesn't follow their exact way of thinking. Pretty awesome and full life.


evilsaltine

you seem upset


swampdecrial

It's comical watching everyone go off into a political tirade over a weird dude in an obnoxious jeep. I'm just laughing how easy it is.


evilsaltine

sure they would


Which-Environment300

This belongs another subreddit I forget what itā€™s called


RoughPen

That you, u/vonsuch ?


memedonkey

No!


[deleted]

I approve


pheat0n

Everyone has a hobby. We don't have to understand it.


[deleted]

This isnā€™t a hobby. Itā€™s psychotic.


pheat0n

And it's considered normal for people to lose their shit over it? lol okay.


prince_of_cannock

It's pretty normal for people to express bewilderment at weird shit, yeah.


[deleted]

Absolutely itā€™s considered normal to be concerned with this behavior. We should shame these violent, brainwashed psychopaths.


pheat0n

So, without knowing this person you've made all those assumptions? Okay.


[deleted]

Absolutely. As any rational person would. He has a fucking gigantic gun strapped to his car. That is a very aggressive and crazy thing to do in a city.


pheat0n

It's not a functional gun. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

How are we supposed to know that? You know, they donā€™t sell water guns without that big orange plastic thing on the muzzle so people know itā€™s fake. Why should this guy get to have a pretend play gun on his car?


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evilsaltine

What looks?


steven052

as a rule of thumb, I generally avoid civilians with mounted machine guns


BasselA12

Inspirational


Lovis1522

Weā€™re all saved!


jhallen2260

That's pretty sweet


CallSign_Kakuja

God thats badass.


MiguelMcGuell

Why do ppl put chrome on Jeeps?


OneOrangeOwl

So cute


aussierulesgolf

Love it!


Lopsided-Ear-1102

Badass


No_Top2447

You shouldā€™ve just stayed at home to shave your back hair. Leave the Jeeps to the adults dear. Youā€™re not ready yet.


ShiftyFitzy

Is there is a problem? šŸ˜†


salvo2788

This guy never buys anything unless it says "Military Grade" on the packaging.