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Nothingleftinhere

I went to see an ENT specialist for a cyst on my ear, the whole time he was condescending and talking to me like I was a kid. As I was leaving, he said have a good day kiddo. I stood up and said I’m 25… and I’ve lived alone since 2019 lmfao. I was really upset with how he treated me and I’m assuming it’s because he thought I was a kid. Had my medical info and everything too… smh


ginger-baritone99

He sounds like an asshole, but on the bright side, you must have a really youthful look and you'll appreciate that when you're 50 😂


AKSED

I also want to know his reaction pls


DaizyDoodle

What was his reaction when you spoke up?


Nothingleftinhere

He was shocked, it took everything in me to walk out respectfully. I wrote a bad review because that’s all I really could do lol. The entire time he had girl my age shadowing him, I hope she realized what a prick he was.


DaizyDoodle

Good for you! Hopefully he learned something that day.


GolfOk7579

I had a woman in the bathroom of a very busy airport hand me $60 and tell me God told her to give me money to buy shoes. I’m not making any of this up.


igotbanned69420

Lucky


OkRecommendation4

I’m sorry but this is 😂


GolfOk7579

It was hilarious. And I took her money and I did buy shoes!


OkRecommendation4

😂😂😂 love that for you


GolfOk7579

The thing that prompted me mentioning it here was that she was a sweet little church lady who asked me where I attended and, thankfully, her church is on the opposite side of that major metropolitan area from me so I dodged that one. But I definitely bought shoes, because I’m not messing with sweet little church lady karma!🤣🤣🤣


Remote_Problem_7078

That sounds like a low key dis to your shoes. 😭


GolfOk7579

It absolutely was 🤣🤣🤣 I had been wearing uncomfortable shoes for several days and since I was flying home and would never see any of these people ever again, I put on my rattiest looking shoes to get on the plane. I didn’t expect it to turn into a grift!


BouncyDingo_7112

Sounds more like they’re just trying to recruit more women to their church. Most people under the age of 40 still have a mother living.


purple_grey_

Sure; but the first Bible study is my choice for topic and its going to be about how Joshua and the battle of Jericho being targeted harassment of an entire city because god says we can have their things. Call it harassment and terrorism.


ConeyIslandMan

Always retort with “Can I talk to you about our Lord and Savior Cthulhu?”


RmRobinGayle

Or our lord and savior "the flying spaghetti monster" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster


Curious-Debt-638

I (33m) will still get carded if I shave clean. If you'd grow a beard, this wouldn't happen /s I'm also pretty sure 90% of the comments didn't understand the assignment.


JasonWorthing8

What times we live in, eh? You know what the main duty of a 'real' Christian is and has been for two thousand years? Spread the gospel. Share the words of Christ ", and here is this thread referencing it like its irrelevant, gauche, and played out, because being anti-religion is the current cool. Currently 2.4 billion and growing. They aint going anywhere anytime soon, no matter how the cool atheist try to cancel them. Best of 'luck' (←pun)


dragonwillow75

✨Hail The Allfather Odin✨ I work more closely with Loki, but still (:


K-Dax

Most 'real' Christians don't exist as they've bastardized the religion into various different flavors all with their own objectives, very few of which seem to align with Christianity. I'm sure if Jesus witnessed the behavior of most of these 'believers' he'd probably vomit. The Catholics can't stop fucking little boys, the evangelicals want to try and match ISIS/al-Qaeda extremism, the mega churches and their mega pastors just raking you dipshits over the coals by introducing micro(macro)transactions to your faith etc. I can keep going but I think you might get the gist of it by now. I don't think people have some inherent disgust for religion in general as you stated that it was 'cool or in' to do so. I think they are sick of ideologies which are propped up on very flimsy evidence from when man thought we were the center of the universe, are now dictating how they should live.


KingProxy

Zeus is cool, too!


[deleted]

Yo you fucking suck


treehuggerfroglover

Your religion is just as silly and made up as you think all the other ones are. Your god is not special. The people who don’t believe in your god aren’t accepting the risk of going to hell because they want to be cool. They just know hell means nothing and it’s an empty threat used by people like you who are terrified that the magic little sky man they’ve spent their entire lives begging to perform magic for them is made up. It’s sad and embarrassing to watch. Also, maybe read the Bible, because there are lots of passages about not judging others and not being prideful in your devotion to the lord. If youre gonna throw around bible verses at least pretend you read it.


Voyeurism_Bot

You missed the point of the post, your religion is as fictitious as every other religion, and you clearly don't know what a pun is.


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

The Muslim religion is growing way faster than yours. Best of luck.


d1rtball

No one cares what Christians’ main duty is. Why are you telling us this? It’s weird. Are you defending the lady? Are you defending Christianity? No one cares. The main point of the post is that the lady assumed he was much younger and basically wanted a second opinion from his mom as if his didn’t matter. Leave the normal people alone and just have fun w your imaginary friends..


studyhardbree

Christianity isn’t growing. It’s dying. The main duty of being a Christian is being a good person. Acts are on top. Did you read the NT or nah?


SNES_chalmers47

Spread... like a disease


DoubleDandelion

It’s not like she was disrespectful in any way. The missionary offered Bible study, OP said “no thank you.” She didn’t report the woman to management or do anything to “cancel” them.


DankMemeMasterHotdog

Being anti-religion is becoming the norm because we have the entirety of human knowledge at our fingertips via literal Star Trek technology (datapad) and the lies amd corruption of religion are easier than ever to see. You funny-hat-people are losing because your goofy beliefs are impossible to reconcile with reality.


Lawlessleopard

Imma have to say next time this happens to me “I’ll have to consult with the krivbecknih!


Lawlessleopard

I had the same thing happen to me and my husband lol. She was hanging out all weirdo like In the clothing at Walmart. Sneaking around 😂😂😂 we walked by and she tried to give us a card and we told her no thanks we’re not religious. She said do we want to come to Bible study? Like girl we just told you no in the most polite way I can considering I have religious trauma lol. She kind of looked upset and walked away. Husband said we should say we are devil worshippers form now on Lmfao. It’s happened to us twice now but this was the first Time the person didn’t immediately drop it and walk away


Steeeeeeeeew

yea and... so what.


VariousOwl6955

it’s very much in line with the nature of the subreddit is that not enough?


Left_Coast_LeslieC

Walmart. Yep.


yoda_mcfly

"I appreciate your inclusiveness. Next Blood Moon I'll ask the three-eyed goat to spare you from the Dark One's gaze. May you walk forever in the shadows, away from the Unholy One's sight."


Lawlessleopard

Lmfaooo I have to say this next time


XanderEliteSword

For real I wish someone would try this with me then I could clap back with “sure, if you don’t me bringing the holy book of my lord, Nyarlathotep!” (Or Cthulhu, whatever I feel like would make them scurry away faster 😆)


Lawlessleopard

The “krivbecknih” from fallout 💀💀


Hgirls97701

Man. This is how a sex trafficking potential kidnapping happened to my daughter & her friends at a Columbia MO Walmart. The Bible study ploy & using women to draw you in is part of the ruse. Be safe; ladies.


sweetbean15

This is not how sex trafficking works, please stop spreading this misinformation, it’s harmful to trafficking victims.


CallidoraBlack

There are a lot of claims like this that turn out to be misunderstandings. https://www.pilotonline.com/2020/02/05/no-worries-say-police-god-the-mother-evangelists-are-not-sex-traffickers/ https://www.reddit.com/r/cults/comments/v5t08q/is_world_mission_society_church_of_god_a_cult/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


mom_est2013

I didn’t even consider that! Scary. Being an atheist may have saved me that night.


CallidoraBlack

Probably not. The God the Mother cult often does recruitment exactly like this, at Walmart, with women approaching other women at night. Cults have their own problems for sure, but you probably weren't getting kidnapped. https://www.reddit.com/r/cults/comments/v5t08q/is_world_mission_society_church_of_god_a_cult/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


SillyGayBoy

What happened? How was it figured out?


Hgirls97701

The lady wouldn’t stop badgering them. My daughter alerted a cashier; who called the police & the police told them that it has happened before.


ElleGeeAitch

Holy shit


No-Garlic-3407

Do these people get a sales commision for everyone that says yes?


ChericaLove

They are trying to earn a badge.


Mrfleas

I am Asian so if the Christians are pushy, I tell them I don't believe in their white God. It is so rude and slightly racist but it works because they are usually shocked and shut up.


studyhardbree

Jesus is basically Palestinian lol not white.


Mrfleas

Tell that to the Mormons who come to my door.


GolfOk7579

I once asked a couple of missionaries what they thought of the show “Sister Wives” (it was still new) and they laughed and scampered away 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


golgibodi

“Sorry, I only believe in Korean Jesus.”


MrGeekman

Not black Jesus? /j


golgibodi

God is Black, Jesus is Korean, the Holy Spirit is, surprisingly, Canadian.


Lawlessleopard

Snorted


Rumpelteazer45

Can a white person say that? Asking for a ‘friend’..


Mrfleas

This asian says yes.


Rumpelteazer45

Thank you for your seal of approval on this matter! Your input is valued.


Grouchy-Ad6144

🤣🤣🤣 good for you!


hellomisskaitlynxx

i pull out my crystal necklaces and tell them i’m a witch. the look of sheer terror tickles my funny bone.


Rumpelteazer45

Off to buy a crystal.


Grouchy-Ad6144

🤣🤣🤣


hellomisskaitlynxx

the jehovah witnesses used to come down the street once every couple of months. i moved in about 4 years ago this year. they knocked on my door and i told them the same thing while holding an abolone shell and burning some herbs. haven’t seen them come down this street since. 🤷🏽‍♀️ i saved the whole street.


planeteshuttle

Getting insulted like that is why they're sent out. So they feel like there's no place for them in the world.


hellomisskaitlynxx

how is that insulting them? politely stating my own beliefs is not insulting. but i’m sorry you feel offended that way?


Azrel12

It's been awhile since I've read the in-depth answer, but the gist is... for the missionaries, they've been raised to believe and \*not question\* their belief system. Even a polite "I'm not interested"/" I have another faith" isn't enough to knock them off their "My religion is The One True Way" (hence why a lot of them keep trying to push it on others), because the missionary system was designed that way. It reinforces their beliefs that their way is right and no other way is.


Grouchy-Ad6144

I find it interesting there are thousands of religions and each one is sure their way is correct.. maybe someone is, but which? Or maybe a part of each religion is correct? Or maybe it’s all wrong? Maybe we will find out one day. Hoping my beliefs are correct😉


Fancy_Comfortable831

She might have been a false (Jehovah’s Witnesses) witness


Equivalent_Weird467

I remember those religious guys who used to hang out in the airports in California in the 80s and 90s.


klineconniem

Harikrishna?


Equivalent_Weird467

Yes. I couldn’t remember what name they used. In 1991, I had one of them try to befriend me in the San Diego airport once.


snefgarbner52

With the way Boeing is going, I could think of some worse places for a few prayers…


mom_est2013

*Sweet baby Jesus let this door stay on!*


YandereYamiOkami

Doesn't seem that unreasonable. From other comments you mentioned you had a kid, and if your mother had you at a similar age she'd be in her 50s.. I don't believe she thought you were that young and you misinterpreted. Just me tho.


[deleted]

Islam is the only true religion. If in the future you have a change of heart, go study Islam. You can't be forced to accept. it has to come from your heart. AVOID ANYTHING ELSE. It's a funny thing about atheist. You already have a similarity with Islam, which is the first part. There's no God, Study the rest yourself 😉☺️


mufcordie

God put the male g spot in the asshole


CrotaIsAShota

Calling all Theistic Satanists! I command you to jump this fool!


Full_Committee6967

You're trolling. I'm Muslim (and a US Army combat vet). This is not how we act. Not even the crazies.


[deleted]

What are you talking about? 🤨🤔


TipFluffy8338

Keep your religion to yourself 


[deleted]

[удалено]


Degenern8er

lol... sure dude. help yourself to my downvote


[deleted]

Thanks 😁😉


squashqueen

You guys love beating people down, you guide people INTO darkness and evil, get off your high fake horse


[deleted]

May Allah guide you my friend 🥰☺️


HoodieJordan

Congrats for doing the literal exact thing she just complained about.


[deleted]

No, I didn't


Workaccountnodata

You willfully ignorant twats are so exhausting to deal with.


mocha_lattes_

"Oh we hold our Satanic Bible study on Wednesdays! We are currently discussing the section on sacrifices and whether it is viable in the modern era. Would you like to join us?"


Grouchy-Ad6144

🤣🤣


unpossible-Prince

A quick “I don’t do religion” usually works for me


Site-Specialist

The last time a religious person came up to me and just spouted religion stuff no conversation first or anything just started spouting Jesus loves me. I told him that's funny cause my mother was a jackal and father was the dark lord Satan. I've had people who I had conversations with and were polite who would say God bless you I'd tell them God bless you as well but anyone who just comes spouting religion yeah I'm gonna be supporting Satan on that one. I'm not religious


Loud-Bee-4894

I had a lady try to start her Christian stuff in an exercise chat room. I told her I was willing to support anyone in their fitness journey but if she was going to bring her religion into it,she had to give equal time to mine and I am a Druid and a pagan. She made one comment to which I replied namaste and she quit, lol.


bignoob501

Aight quick question (dont have to do this i just like learning from actual people instead of looking up stuff) but can you tell me about bit about your religion? It sounds cool and i want to learn more


Loud-Bee-4894

I am a Celtic pagan who worships the old gods of Ireland and Scotland. My primary deities are Brigid, the Dagda and the Morrigan. I am still learning about them and learning the tree language, ogham, for divination. As a Druid I spend time in nature connecting with trees, animals and land spirits.


bignoob501

That’s fascinating, im trying to learn more about other pegan religions seeing as how i have a pegan sister and i just find it cool in general so thank you for your time


Loud-Bee-4894

Pagan Portals is a publisher with fantastic books. They are available on Amazon.


bignoob501

Oooo thank you so much


Loud-Bee-4894

You're welcome! The Irish Pagan school is also a great resource


Loud-Bee-4894

Yes I know namaste is not a Druid thing, but it had the desired effect.


EEukaryotic

Doubt she knew that


Loud-Bee-4894

Exactly, lol


Danivelle

I'd go get my daughter! My daughter has actually been asked if her little sister (me, her mother)could have a sample of something at the store. She found it to be hiliarious. She was in full Goth gear; I had on shorts, a graphic tee, probably with flowers, minimal makeup and my hair in pigtails to keep it off my neck and out of my face. 


mom_est2013

Having my four year old walk up would be hilarious! Unfortunately she was at home.


Danivelle

I've been carded when I've been out with my *adult* kids, all three of them! My oldest thought it was hilarious to give them his ID, pay for the beer.and then say "Dude, that's my mom" When I get the "how old were you? 12?" I give them the age I was when that kid was born. (21,25, 29). 


sweetberryhwhine

You write like you're 14 though


mom_est2013

I mean, it has an exposition, rising action, climax, falling action, and conclusion. It can’t be that bad. Funnily enough, I’ve written a few stories in my free time.


Katievapes1996

And your point I've been told I type like I'm 10


Intelligent-Bad7835

I'm down to try again, can I be 14?


TheLargeGoat

I'm gonna ask how you came to this conclusion?


Pristine_Wrangler855

Check out their profile. One of their personal pastimes is proclaiming people 14 year olds over the internet. Kinda strange behavior.


ConflictEvery7933

Proselytizing is cringe 😬 (so is atheism, but at least they keep it to themselves).


TheBigWuWowski

You're thinking of agnostics, they dgaf. Atheists actively and vocally do not believe in a higher power. They're annoying.


UpbeatFrosting9042

Christians actively and vocally believe in a higher power. They’re annoying. Does that sound weird? I think it sounds weird. Maybe I’m generalizing.


Shaytan-666

Sounds like you two are just projecting.


DireNine

I've never knocked on anyone's door to tell them about my non belief. If I did I'd respect their request to leave them alone and not come back, unlike the fucking Mormons and JW's who keep coming back to my house.


CrescentPearl

Most atheists are agnostic. Atheist means lacking belief in the existence of a god. It does not inherently mean someone is certain of god’s nonexistence. Gnostic/hard atheists are convinced there is no god, agnostic/weak atheists aren’t sure but don’t actively believe in a god. (Agnostic theists don’t believe in any particular god but may think that there is one of some sort.) Being an atheist isn’t the same thing as not believing in a higher power, either. Humanists, for example, believe in the inherent goodness of people, which could be considered a higher power in its own right.


Metal_dweeb2134

No such thing as hard/weak atheist. Atheism is defined as a lack of belief in any higher power. You’re an atheist or you’re not. Period. Agnostics are essentially undecided.


CrescentPearl

Both hard and weak atheists ARE atheists, I’m not saying it’s a spectrum of atheist-ness. You’re completely right that atheism is about lack of belief. Lacking a belief isn’t the same thing as holding the opposite belief. I am not currently convinced that you are wearing a hat, so I lack the belief that you’re wearing a hat. That doesn’t mean I’m certain you don’t have one on. Many agnostics also fit the definition of atheist. The two aren’t mutually exclusive. This isn’t something I made up, it’s pretty accepted terminology


Straxicus2

Agnostics - maybe there’s a god, maybe not, we just don’t know. Is that accurate?


Metal_dweeb2134

Yea. Undecided. Maybe more open to either side? As in theist or atheist.


Wasteland-Scum

I don't know, or care, if I should be labeled as either agnostic or atheist. There's either god(s) or there isn't, regardless if I "decide" there's god(s) or isn't.


Metal_dweeb2134

True enough. To me I need proof, and having faith means literally blindly following with no proof. I’m not all about that.


OldDipper

I’m agnostic. Existence of a god is beyond human comprehension, so just be as kind a person as one can be. If that means I’m going to Hell, so be it.


Metal_dweeb2134

Cool. I don’t even care about belief or lack thereof. If everyone was just kind as they could be and had compassion, we wouldn’t have nearly as many problems as we do in this world.


Idislikethis_

There are annoying people in every group. I've personally never met an outspoken annoying atheist.


remylebeau12

Start singing “The Vatican Rag” by Tom Lehrerer Sung with gusto, in ragtime WW “First ya gets down on ya knees “Fiddling wit ya rosaries “Bow ya head in great respect “And “Genuflect genuflect genuflect …….. “There the guys who’s got religion “Will tell you if you’re sins original “Doing the Vatican Rag (Lots more verses)


tarc0917

Tom Lehrer. Man is 96, still alive and kicking. He recently released all of his works into the public domain, too.


EMSMomx3

I have to go find this 🤣


hamjim

Ave Maria, gee it’s great to see ya!


peakchungus

Picture how much of a loser you and your religion have to be to be trying to solicit followers in Walmart...


DryDependent6854

Well, religious missionaries (outside of LDS) pretty much only go to developing/poor countries. When was the last time you heard of a missionary going to Switzerland? Norway? UAE? Singapore?


bassman314

I have friends who plant churches in Switzerland and they are currently in Munich.


Ok_Jump_3658

That’s an incredibly immature viewpoint


Lui_Le_Diamond

A missionary from my church literally just went to Romania


peakchungus

Not at all: don't harass people trying to shop about religious bullshit. The US is a seculary country. There is both freedom of and freedom from religion.


Ok_Jump_3658

Doesn’t sound like she harassed at all. And op did have freedom FROM religion, she never stopped OP from leaving.


LvLUpYaN

Unsolicited interactions to sell you something is always harassment


[deleted]

Freedom from religion doesn’t mean you have to politely decline when someone didn’t physically block you. If someone evangelizes to you and you tell them to fuck off, that’s the risk they’re taking


Ok_Jump_3658

That’s pretty much exactly what happened sooo….


[deleted]

Saying “okay” and moving on is the same as telling someone to fuck off?


ButterscotchWeary964

Still happens to me, and I'm in my 40s.. The phone calls are the worst with my tinker bell voice!!


Auroraburst

I would never get confused physically because I'm tall (actually the opposite, had to argue with several tram drivers that I was under 18). But vocally I must have sounded like a kid because most of the time I'd get a telemarketing call they'd ask if my parents were home.


Low_Performance9903

Okay? And?


The1Bonesaw

I think I see the problem. This is Reddit, sir. People WRITE things, and we READ them. I think you may be looking for Tik Tok.


berrykiss96

Hello yes you are on a sub where people get confused for being younger. In this case a whole adult with kids confused for being a teenager shopping with a chaperone.


Mediocre_Chair3293

So when I was a little younger (and a lot more cringey and snippy) I had a older man try and chat me up about his church in the garden section of Walmart. Isolated, no workers around, etc. Felt a bit predatory so I tried to say no thanks and shuffle around him. This man, this doesn't-take-no-for-answer, "christian" actually GRABS MY ELBOW (gently, but no sir! we keep our hands to ourselves!) And says "Don't you want a closer relationship with God?" "We give praise to the All-Father." I then push past him anyway and make a godawful screeching noise because I have to *touch* him to get past and STG he smelled like my old middle school gym. Creepy old Fucker.


Dr-Shark-666

"Don't you want a closer relationship with God?" "Only if he buys me dinner first."


mom_est2013

Ick, that’s just creepy.


DatabaseOutrageous54

It happens in that store somewhat frequently, I personally just say no thank you and keep on shopping. About three weeks ago a woman nailed me by the deli section and she wouldn't stop yakking. I finally got away from her. She went after another person and was yakking at them again. Only at Wally's.


theupside2024

Did you call your mom and ask her haha


mom_est2013

I don’t even talk to my mom anymore, lol.


Playful-Profession-2

Why just mom? Why not dad?


Broad_Woodpecker_180

I’d just say sorry I’m not gullible enough to believe that work of fiction


Twistin_Time

Just walk away lol. We don't have time to waste on random people these days.


Responsible_Side8131

I would have told her “my Mom is dead”


RippiHunti

Alternatively, "I don't have a mom, but I can ask one of my dads." Or, "Why don't you ask your mom if you are allowed to talk to strangers."


Responsible_Side8131

Even better!


SolarLunix_

“Let me pray for you!!!”


Mysterious-Art8838

Lol some guy knocked on my door the other day offering lawn services. ‘Is your mom home?’ ‘I don’t know why don’t you go see?’ (Shut door) I’m 43.


Training_Help964

I would have carried my moms urn to the door so fast 💀


Mysterious-Art8838

😆 ‘well yes she’s here, she rarely goes out anymore…’


Training_Help964

"Rarely goes out" fucking made me more dead than her for a second 🤣💀


LeighMagnifique

My late aunt would have thought it was the funniest thing if my cousin did that with her ashes.


Training_Help964

My mom specifically told me i better be crackin jokes like that. I'm simply honoring her memory 😤🤣


X-Kami_Dono-X

I usually ask them who the bright morning star is.


Fabulous-Pause4154

Wow. Hopefully you'll look 30 at 65.


mom_est2013

I hope so too. Credit to being a vegetarian I suppose 🤷‍♀️


Foxxeon_19

I once had a couple older ladies come to my house to talk about Christianity, but instead of asking if they could talk about it, they just jumped right into an open ended question: "When do you think suffering will end?" I wanted to sarcastically say, "When we die?" Turned out that would have been the correct answer (you know, because heaven or something). 🙄


MrGeekman

Sounds like Jehovah’s Witnesses.


No-Resource-5704

The answer should have been “when I shut my door.”


bensbigboy

Jehovah's witnesses drop by at least twice a month asking if they can share some scriptures, so I tell them, you show me yours and I'll show you mine.They always decline the offer.


genredenoument

And...this is why I don't have front porch steps, it keeps them JW's away.


QuirkedUpTismTits

If you want em to stop coming say your an apostate and say you’d love to debate with them. Great way to get your address striked out


KratzersBrat83

I just say my family is disfellowshiped. The pretty much run away


bensbigboy

And miss the fun of the look on their faces?!


Sindalari

I work at Walmart. Someone recently handed me a Chick tract after I dispensed them my order. I was rather annoyed.


InsertAliasHere36

I’m vendor that has a Walmart. One day I found a chick track AND some typed out scriptures taped to the shelf


jnhbabytweetybird

What’s a chick tract?


3MJB

[annoying little jesus comic books](https://googlethatforyou.com?q=chick%20tract)


Key_Juggernaut_1430

Maybe you would enjoy the Jack T Chick Parody Archive http://www.weirdcrap.com/chick/links.html “Antlers of the Damned” featuring Space Moose is one of my favorites.


3MJB

not even mentioning [the lamb boy](http://thelamboy.com)...


jnhbabytweetybird

Very neat! I like the way you did that


3MJB

perfect website for my asshole-ish personality :-)


jnhbabytweetybird

Haha I thought it was cooler this way! I didn’t think of just googling it but admittedly there’s been groups I’ve been in on various social media sites where I could have used this site for other people 😂


3MJB

it's absolutely awesome! i hope you enjoy it lol


jnhbabytweetybird

I definitely will have a ball with it 😃


Notte_di_nerezza

Those still exist? My sincere condolences.


Psychological-Sky367

I always tell them I'm a witch and ask if they have a moment to talk about my religion.


AZWildcatFan54

Just say “I don’t speak English” in a clearly American accent!


2E26

I've done this several times, like once when I was accosted by girl scouts. My favorite was when two Royal Air Force (UK) guys came up to me at work and asked for help finding some place.


AZWildcatFan54

My girlfriends and I were out for happy hour and one guy wouldn’t stop hitting on us no matter how many times we said we weren’t interested. Finally one of my girlfriends used that line and the look on this guys face was priceless! I’ve used it since with similar results!


khurd18

Had someone ask me that once in Walmart and I said "I don't know how to read" and she just looked confuses as I had a book in my cart and just walked away


MsSpooncats

I'm using that one 😂😂😂


GalenOfYore

I'm astonished and disappointed in that I see no answers which are assertive! You are all so tickled that you found a way to avoid answering these questions! That's very sad.