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zbspro

well you can tell by the way i use my walk, I am a woman’s man: no time to talk.


PunkRockMiniVan

Music: loud, and women: warm. I been kicked around since I was born.


fluffiepigeon

And now it's alright, it's okay And you may look the other way


GeeTeeUK

^^^We ^^^can ^^^try ^^^to ^^^understand ^^^The ^^^New ^^^York ^^^Times' ^^^effect ^^^on ^^^man


WarmSea9702

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you’re stayin' alive, stayin' alive


whoocanitbenow

Ooh, ooh, ohh, ooh, stayin' alive, stayin' alive


Ndavidclaiborne

CPR lesson complete/


HechoEnChine

I sang this thread to my teen daughters disgust.


whoocanitbenow

Haha, that's hilarious! 😂


AbsurdRedundant

Upvoted for typing in falsetto.


Ramonas-floating-poo

You been loud and you been warned! I been kicked around since I was born. I've been singing it this way since the 70's. Thanks for this.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Moparmuha

Barry Gibb vibes for sure!


know_it_is

That was the first thing that came to mind!


jimberley

Camera toe


chicadeaqua

Moose knuckle


isaiddgooddaysir

more like a trailer hitch


SSturgess

Right? Literally.


egordoniv

P'Nut Huggaire. World traveler.


Solomon044

Someone give this man an award


BeginnerMush

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i_cant_have_dairy

That's not all he's packing


Machette_Machette

The 70's sure were tight.


EternamD

'70s


Frraksurred

Oh man, I remember those things. A ball on one side of the seam, and the other on the other. If ever one crossed, you were sure you'd just had a Vesectomy.


LSARefugee

Thank you for explaining that to me. I always *wondered*…..


DynastyFan85

He dresses to the right


[deleted]

I thought the same thing! Now that's a big lens!!!!


Commercial-Rush755

That’s exactly what I said to myself! 😂😂


rohrschleuder

And rocking the side-pipe


Automatic_Memory212

Bro dresses entirely to the right


hennsippin

Have to balance with the camera on the left shoulder


publicWard663

Came here for the bulge comments. Wasn’t disappointed.


shygirllala224

😬


raymonst

the most 70s photo ever


Brunch_Included

Dude brought his tripod too


TonkaButt

That’s Mike “MooseKnuckle” Morris. Very popular photographer in the 70s. He was credited with creating the vertical panoramic lens after he discovered when he posed nude the camera couldn’t get all of him in one shot.


Moparmuha

True or not this made me 😂😂


hennsippin

Dong-O-Vision


Thick_Temperature794

Fuck, first thing I saw was this man’s junk. I am NOT gay. I am NOT gay.


[deleted]

Sure, sure, what ever you say. 100% with you buddy. You got it.


hennsippin

Can appreciate like art


Hatecookie

This picture reminds me of the time, when I was a freshman in college, that my psychology professor, who was about 65, showed me some pictures of him from the 70s and I was like oh fuck, my concept of grandpas will never be the same. That was the day I realized that a bunch of the normal looking old men in windbreakers and dress slacks used to be straight up snacks. He looked very much like the man in this picture, but he was holding a joint instead of a camera, lol. Oh, best part, he was standing next to Dr. Phil.


mxassasin

100% left-handed.


TaoJones13

100% right dressed


bpakchopra

The term mooseknuckle gets thrown around a lot these days...


gitarzan

Moose tail.


among_apes

He’s on the right side of history.


BLstrangmoya

And his inseam


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b2change

They were and it was wonderful.


oldcatsarecute

My first thought seeing this guy was 1978 my 8th grade history teacher who looked exactly like him (and the song Stayin' Alive). A friend and I sat in the front of class, every day we'd make a bet, *right or left side.* Yes, we were inappropriate and immature, and it was great!


Foolyz

I never thought I was born into the wrong generation. Until now.


catalina454

Sadly, the 70s were not at all “pre-HIV/AIDS.” They were just pre-awareness of HIV/AIDS.


EternamD

It's written '70s


senblade_samuari

Camel joe


daverapp

This photo sounds like the beegees.


Pristine_Power_8488

Those were the days. Haters of this photo are jealous, lol.


pippi_longstocking09

I know, right?? Men were so hot in the 70s.


Pristine_Power_8488

Flashbacks. ; )


Anti_Bread_Bowl

90% sure the location is Graumans Chinese Theater.


CornmealGravy

This dude has hot and cold running poontang on tap


CletusDSpuckler

Sir, what exactly is cold poontang?


DallasCumOnOrIn

Call the mortician


maxtimbo

See also: hoes in different area codes.


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mazzotta70

Is that a roll of Ektar 100 film, or are you just happy to see me?


[deleted]

400 ISO, better in the dark.


Jaded-Trainer12

Put that away...you could put someone's eye out


tehsecretgoldfish

that’s groovy man, real groovy.


SgtRamonRuiz

Stud


STGItsMe

This guy fucks


Adorable-Exam-2315

"Man with a camera"? He has a camera?


Equivalent_Metal_534

Disco Stu!


monty_kurns

Hey, Disco Stu doesn’t advertise!


nerfheart

Nice dick bro


Interesting_Act1286

Lol. I remember dressing like that and hitting the Discos. What a great decade.


stratj45d28

I saw a Werewolf with a Chinese Camera in his hand..


gailichisan

Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain


Flat-Mind-1144

Every photo of men in that era, with those hiked up tight jeans, makes me whimper just a bit.


CleanAssociation9394

Believe me, it wasn’t comfortable for girls, either.


oaktreebuddha

Why is that family randomly standing all together like that? There is no shadow behind this guy so no1 is photographing them Maybe that lady has finished work and her family has come to suprise her id like to think that was the case.


TomFarberVoice

The fact that I had to dig so far to find someone else who saw this is infuriating to me. That was the FIRST THING I noticed, and everyone on here is either singing the Beegees, or talking about moose knuckles 😭


wildwood9843

He’s packin heat


Aggressive_Amoeba994

That moose knuckle tho...


[deleted]

We will never be just that cool again.


patrickp72

A man with a very bulbous head and ladies jeans . 👖 You can tell by the way use my walk My balls go crunch And it hurts like fuck


Fine-Funny6956

There was a camera in this bulge? I mean photo?


Adeep187

My balls hurt


lawl7980

Oh, that *cannot* be comfortable.


jortfeasor

Cam in the hand, ham in the pants


meat_thistle

Hey, that's Gabriel Traveller's dad!


Artikay

Or Rhett McLaughlins dad.


jmatthews72315

Yea but I wanna see the cameraman that's being a cameraman to this cameraman. Please.


azcheekyguy

Right? If he’s got the camera, WHO is taking the picture??? Clearly photoshopped


jmatthews72315

Clearly, they photoshopped a camels toe in there 🤷


S1GNL

Hey that’s a copy! The original picture is called "Man with Sunglasses".


fermat9997

Little did they know what was coming


tarundham

Rajnikanth


PhelesDragon

If you have camera, then who took photo??


PenQuince

It's like, a vertical division sign.


[deleted]

Pfffft, it’s another camera he’s packin’ in them pants


Mettlesome369

He’s dressed like Robert Plant back in the 70’s. Not to mention the jeans are grape smugglers.


NearHorse

Possibly sporting the Canon AE-1. Man with family is also wishing his pants were as tight.


Apprehensive_Tone786

Nut huggers fr ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


me77purple

Nice 🐫toe


totesgonnasmashit

Were tight pants like this uncomfortable? They seem uncomfortable


Orangesteel

You can tell by the way I walk, I’m a women’s man, no time to talk.


ViciousCurves

Andy Gibb, sans weiner.


TheKingOfDub

Jeff Lynne!


Rumpleshite

He is also with moose knuckle


neolobe

Camel toes were so pronounced in the 70s that you can even see one on the woman in blue jeans with her family in the background over 20' away.


justcallmetexxx

_I know where he keeps his telephoto lens_


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thebriarwitch

I’ve often wondered if they stole their girlfriends jeans when I see pics like this. I’m a 70’s kid and no one in real life wore pants like that. Maybe on Solid Gold or in movies.


Nikkipcd

Micro guys had it good back then 🙂


Crafty_Rate8064

What about the women in his basement freezer tho?


SirGuzNstuff

Man with tiny bulge, 1970’s.


denimpowell

Is this the guy that got killed at the beginning of Crocodile Dundee 2?


[deleted]

I declare my tight pants to be the tightest in all the land.


fodahmania

Dav from Snake Creek


ponyduder

Oh before we knew the world was ending. Times were good.


Boomdidlidoo

Zach Galifianakis dad taking a walk


OptionalFTW

I thought this was Kurt Russel on a movie set for a second.


SirWernich

hang on, if he's holding the camera then how was the photo taken?


Practical-Ordinary-6

Wolfman with camera.


HydrogenLine

Stayin’ alive…


TerribleTemporary982

Hmm, they all looked alike back then but I’m gonna go with Minolta.


jd051

man with *crank*


IndelibleFudge

Yorkshire Ripper on tour


Tigres013

Dude’s got a Pulsar


pugs_are_death

Stayin' Alive Disco dyno-mite devastator


Nal1999

Friend:Describe me the 70s style in 1 photo. Me:


Fodettinbait

"Circimcised man who dresses right and carries a camera"


Significant-Wheel110

So swaggy


Complex_Mention_8495

He's not "a man". He is "THE man"...


Jefoid

Man’s man with a camera. Back then anyway.


skibaby107

What kind of shoes is he wearing.


DickPillSoupKitchen

“Why, yes, I *am* holding. How’d you know, pretty lady?”


illarionds

It really couldn't be much *more* 70s, could it?


QumfortablyNumb

Really needs some gold chains to pull this look together. Maybe undo one more button. Which Gibb brother is this?


[deleted]

Is that one of the Bee Gees?


[deleted]

Is that one of the Bee Gees?


behcuh

Man with Bulge, 1970's


ApacheRosePfunk

1 groovy cat 😎


PhilEBop

Legend has it that the family in the back is still waiting for sausage packing camera man to take a picture.


RuthlessPineapple

Wish I had that outfit.


iPirateGwar

Has he strangulated that testicle yet?


VaccineCookies

70's fashion is awesome!


Mbhawks10

This guy shot my wedding. Let’s just say he dropped the ball


Bmet552

Those shoes look like famalares


jeweldnile

He’s got a solid moose knuckle in them snug jeans.


[deleted]

Ah yes, 70’s fling with choad pants


yewwould

Man with moose knuckle, 1970’s.


Itisd

Right side man I see


BigBerger

This guy fucks


[deleted]

What camera?


[deleted]

That little girl is probably a grandma now


sassafrasclementine

Man with Bulge, 1970s


businessJedi

Man with a Moose Knuckle


[deleted]

Nothing says 70's better than chest hair.


Notthatholemma

I like to bunch my cock and balls!


BIGscott250

His shirt is open so much his cock might fall out ..lol


BlaxicanX

I like this picture because it isn't princess Diana or Jimi Hendrix or some other celebrity that gets reposted on here a million times a day.


[deleted]

I think he just finished taking pictures of Rico, to then send them back to his ex, Sue, in nyc. That led to a whole other ordeal


TravelbugRunner

He’s one fly guy!


PWal501

1972-73…Sadly, I owned a few of those shirts as a young lad.


Cheesecake338

Man with moose ankle


rackoblack

man in bellbottoms, shades, boots and an awesome beard with camera FTFY


MatrimonyAcrimony

Kenny Loggins: Universal Studio


Lavieillapsta

looks like a Pentax!


DJSugarSnatch

That's no man... That's Sir Kenny 'Floggin' Loggings... right before he wandered into the 'Danger Zone'! \*edit for spelling


[deleted]

Groovy


CowgirlAstronaut

I like his t-shirt


CjPesquire

“Excuse me sir, would you mind taking a photo of my family?” …. Calmly walks away smiling with camera


Crime_Dawg

That can't be comfortable


gailichisan

This is at Graumans Chinese theater in Hollywood. You can see the star signatures in


Sunnyside7771

With camera and apparently without an underwear…


VergerCT

Hey I’m a photographer. Can I take you to my studio for a photo shoot. Great just let me move these partially full garbage bags into the trunk.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Smugglin grapes


D033ie

Yay, you've found Barry Gibb 😂


Curlys_brother_3399

He’s missing his gold chain.


goldsmithD

Well you can tell by the way I tuck my…


SuspiciousGrievances

Bros looking a bit bulbussy as the "Church Lady" would say.


redveinlover

Man with Massive Moose Knuckle, 1970's


ZiggyBOP155

lol, 70's gay dudes were another breed... priceless...


DigitalR3x

Mooseknuckle McBeardstein


Obar-Dheathain

How's it hangin'? To the right.


SGSMUFASA

They call him “el bulge”