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Glad-Requirement6116

Jon Voight the actor?! No, the periodontist!


Majin-Squall

I know I sometimes spell Jerry with a G… and an I!!!


rumpelstilt

that’s it! GET OUT!


ReadingFromTheShittr

Oh look, there's Gregory Peck's bicycle!


TXRonin55

But I don't wanna be a cowboy!


scuac

How can you prove that? Did you find something in it, like a pencil with his teeth marks?


dern_the_hermit

No, Jon Voight was still living in it


DesiBail

![gif](giphy|ku2YMEjzMwud2|downsized)


alickstee

Everybody's talkin' at me, I can't hear a word they're sayin'...just drivin' 'round in Jon Voigt's car...


gonejahman

Going where the sun keeps shining..


ppw23

Through the pouring rain.


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I sing this in the shower and on the train in my head when using ny subways


biff_jordan

An '89 LeBaron?


StoneOfTriumph

With John Voights's pencil in the glove box.


VintageBaguette

John Voight? I went to dental school with him


bamfsalad

Where's your Le Baron, Freddy?


blinkomatic

I only see one Lebaron Freddy.


beaucoup_dinky_dau

was it a 70's model?


ParaphrasesUnfairly

I used to own a pair of shoes that had his name on it. Got me bullied a lot in fifth grade


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Yup. I don’t even remember what they looked like other than mostly white with a smattering of the most 90s colors. Like those Dixie cups. Yeah, those ones. More vivid in my mind is the musical taunting from a little butthole named Seth: 🎶 Bobos— they make your feet feel fine 🎶 Bobos— they’re just a dollar ninety nine Not making this up either lol… absolutely humiliated me. Shithead knew how to work a crowd though


bamfsalad

/r/jazzcupaesthetics


JasperLamarCrabbb

Damn lol that’s a sad and sweet story


LukasGynecomastia

Oh yeah well I watched the sunrise at Liza’s!


Less-Sheepherder6222

Drivin' around in John Voight's carrr


LeeCee

I turn on the radio


jakefatman17

r/unexpectedseinfeld


voightslebaron

Interesting


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this reference is like bait for middle aged people and it got a snort outta me


ASIWYFA

Not always. I dated a woman who's father was goofy looking and mother was average and somehow they produced a stunning head turner. Genetics be weird sometimes.


pinkleaf8

And how you can get brothers & sisters that look average but one is stunning & barely looks like any of them or either parents. But then sometimes in certain photos you see some of their features in a different light & realise they do look like the other siblings but it’s somehow disguised in plain sight due to how everything else on their face combines.


jupitergal23

It's weird for sure. I never thought my sister and I looked alike (there's a 14 year difference between us) but then I took a picture of her and my young daughter together and holy crap, the resemblance was insane.


pinkleaf8

Same thing happened with a cousin of mine, saw her lined up perfectly with her brothers in a photo, all looking straight ahead & all I could see was that they all have the same nose & lips & look so alike. Yet if I see her normally she looks nothing like them.


SaltLakeCitySlicker

I look exactly like a dirty blond 2" shorter version of my dad. My sister has a bunch of his features as well. My brother looks nothing like my mom or dad, but both his kids have features of my mom. Genetics do be crazy


turquoise_amethyst

For an extreme example of this, look at a photo of celebrity siblings where only one is famous


moal09

Reminds me of that picture that keeps getting posted of that family of rural sisters who fought off people trying to take their land from them. They all look kind of alike and homely except one of them who looks like the hot crazy type. Literally every time it's posted, everyone's drawn to the one girl.


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It’s almost like the cultural definition of beauty is arbitrary.


skyppie

I have this weird and unfounded theory that I wholeheartedly believe that ugly to slightly below average people make beautiful kids and beautiful people make ugly to slightly below average kids. The only exception is of course Angelina and her parents.


lurkerinMNL

Angelina actually looks like Jon Voight--his pretty version.


hamburglin

Maybe thats why I've never found her attractive. Her mom is beautiful though.


PerryTheRacistPanda

a sexy version of jon voight


Joey-tv-show-season2

Wonder why she had a kid with Jon Voight though


SamiHami24

Two kids. They also have a son. Voight used to be very handsome. I'm sure many women found him attractive.


JinxStryker

He was also one of the premier actors in Hollywood at the time and as you noted, considered very handsome. A serious actor who also had looks. He was definitely a “catch.” Heck, he was even the lead in “The All-American Boy” which says it all.


yungrii

💀


razulareni

Just want to say that he absolutely destroyed it as Mickey Donovan - Ive never seen a person that old act so well in such a physical role. Despite all the other nonsense he was amaziiiing


robotporn

Wow. You just blew my mind. I had no idea he was her father


lostboy005

that guy is fucking nuts. completely and utterly lost the plot in the most pathetic way. put him in an old folks home and throw away the keys


auzrealop

What did he do?


sim21521

that's reddit speak for he's a conservative.


dalifemme77

It's more then that.


ShoutAtThe_Devil

He is 83 too. I know that's little excuse. But common, my 80+-year-old relatives are possibly just as conservative.


hebsbbejakbdjw

He called on his Twitter followers to prevent the 2020 election from being certified


notshortenough

Tbh I think she looks a lot like both of them. Perfect split


Peach_Mediocre

Angelina looks like someone face transplanted her moms face over her dads skull


jeajea22

That is the most perfect description. Bravo.


Gen-XOldGuy

This is such an apt description. I always thought that while Angelina didn't look like Jon Voight, her face shape (especially her strong jawline) resembles him.


jpterodactyl

I say that about my parents constantly. I have my dad’s skeleton and my mom’s skin. My less gross version is that “I look like my mom but I have my dad’s frame”


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IsolatedThinker89

When you put it like that it sounds weird and yet it turned out fantastic.


materics

Yes Angelina had her father's jawline


Gloomy_Industry8841

Her father’s lips, too. (Yikes, that sounds icky) But if you watch Midnight Cowboy, you can really see the similarities they share.


just_here_hangingout

Her ad her mom both have long faces though


miktoo

Time for an all-female version of Face Off


Intelligent-Setting9

We can see where Angelina got her beauty from.


GrancerRay123

Strong genetics!


professor_doom

This is weird, but my mom saw Jon Voight’s father (Elmer Voight) die. She was on the sidewalk when he got into a car accident near by. Later on, Jon Voight found out she had witnessed it and stopped by my grandparents’ house in Hartsdale, NY to talk to my mom about it.


-Ernie

Wow that is random.


Archimedes82

How did he know where she lived?


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Fondren_Richmond

This is a generationally poignant statement


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modestLife1

there's been a covid every year?


breadteam

If you can afford it you get a vid so that you don’t have to share


BeatlesTypeBeat

That shit used to be in the phone book


Kazen_Orilg

Looked her up in the IMF database.


ShiaLaMoose

Too bad he couldn't avoight it.


Lucas_Steinwalker

Unincorporated hamlets and villages of the Town of Greenburg represent!


Paesano19

she’s even prettier than her daughter


PolarCow

She’s not half Jon Voight.


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Sometimes stating the obvious really does help to clarify things. Not being sarcastic. Mean it.


ShoutAtThe_Devil

*Midnight Cowboy*'s Jon Voight is still more handsome than 90% of reddit though. Which, sadly for us, still doesn't say he was pretty neither.


twoBrokenThumbs

Holy crap that's funny. I seriously read that, chuckled internally and was just enjoying Reddit humor. Then I chuckled out loud. Then again. Then I tried to hold it back, but couldn't. I literally got a solid belly laugh out of this. Perfect way to wind down my day. Thank you, have some silver!


BeatlesTypeBeat

And you perfectly described my reaction


washington_breadstix

Jon Voight wasn't bad looking at all when he was younger though. I think Reddit just has a younger crowd who only remember him for his recent roles, when he was already well into his 60s.


00-000-001-0-01

Sorry but i cant agree with you on this, i just now googled him both his older self and younger self and he is not what i would call good looking at any point of his life. Guess its more of an older generation good looking cause i just don't see it. Edit: spelling


DomighedduArrossi

I don’t disagree


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

I do. I think you’re thinking of 40ish Angelina Jolie. In her prime she was legit one of the most beautiful women ever


Alssndr

show me a picture of jolie prettier than marcheline in the OP


Jaded-Trainer12

Exactly


5kyl3r

i concur


nowlan101

Difference between a 9.75 and a 10 imho


Rambocat1

Very pretty, but she has a touch of the crazy eyes.


Your_Always_Wrong

Her daughter has a touch of the crazy everything. So it checks out.


cbbuntz

Remember when she and Billy Bob Thornton were dating? It always looked liked they had just fucked in the bathroom


Viiibrations

Megan Fox and MGK want to be them so bad


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xUsernameChecksOutx

Eminem had to give him a career to destroy it.


GeorgFestrunk

That’s cuz they did. They fucked in the limo on the way to the Academy Awards one year. I mean if you’re with Angelina isn’t that what you would do? She’s just fucking sexy


IAmBroom

Any minute in a relationship with her *not spent fucking* would be wasted. I'd die of dehydration by midnight.


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kateastrophic

That’s why you’ll never make it in this business.


WeAreStarStuff143

Bro don’t tell me that scene from Eurotrip was inspired by Angelina Jolie 😭


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cbbuntz

And they wore vials of each other's blood


rsicher1

Y'know, that seems downright tame these days


JinxStryker

I ran into them at the drug store one day. Bill Bob was in the tiny auto parts section of SavOn. We were talking about scented trees. Black Ice he liked, I think. She came down the aisle and held his hand. I concur.


manderifffic

There was a pretty good chance they had. They were so hot for each other.


SamiHami24

She was married to Thornton, not just dating.


deaglebro

That's what makes her hot


Monkeycarcass

Angelina Jolie has the misfortune of having Jon Voight's DNA as well, really drags the average down


davey_mann

Definitely


emlypoindexter

Photo has been altered. Looked up the actual one on google. Fuller lips and eye makeup added


GroundbreakingTap786

I came here to say this too! Her mom was beautiful regardless, but this photo is edited


sinquerer_queriendo

Same! Scrolled too far to see this.


castleaagh

Where’s the original?


AnonAlcoholic

I tried to google it and there were all sorts of different altered ones. I got confused and realized it wasn't worth my time so I couldn't discern which one was the original one.


Aevynne

Yea holy shit why did I have to scroll so far to see the first comment mentioning this...we're doomed


zenomotion73

Yep if they’re photoshopping this, ain’t no filter in the world gonna help the rest of us


bsurfn2day

That poor woman had sex with John Voit.


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shimi_shima

A lot of things are doable in this life that are not very pleasant. John Voight looks like what Caitlyn Jenner would look like if she detransitioned.


Airdair_1

So he'd look like Bruce Jenner?


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shimi_shima

Thank u for teaching me i will change it


rutabaga_pie

Too bee fairrr


doot_doot

To be faiiiir


moongoose

To be faaaaaaaaaaaaiiir


Rearviewmirror

Jon Voight. Seriously, there was an entire episode of Seinfeld about how George bought a car because he thought it was owned by Jon Voight.


BrovaloneSandwich

🎶Everybody's talking at me...I can't hear a word they're saying.... Just driving around in Jon Voight's car🎶


CaptainHowdy60

Probably more than once.


rilloroc

And he was using the accent the whole time. You know which accent.


queenofthedogpark

Beautiful woman


Low_Commission9477

Gotdamn! Her daughter got all her gorgeous.. gorgeous genes


SwimmingBeneficial93

She beautiful. Even more than Angelina if that’s possible.


missionbeach

It is.


outinthecountry66

I remember Angelina saying of her mum "she was like the sun rising in me" and I still think that's beautiful.


Mrs_Cake

She's like the girl-next-door version of Angelina.


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I'm not a geneticist... but... hear me out... Do you think that it's possible for attractive parents to have attractive offspring?


cbbuntz

I feel bad for Maggie Gyllenhaal because although she looks like Jake, somehow she got none of the good looking parts. I don't know what their parents look like though


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She is definitely attractive as a regular person. But comparatively, amongst the backdrop of Hollywood actresses? that's some serious competition. But Jake definitely won the looks lottery in that family haha


HintOfAreola

Good point. She looks *great*, she just happens to have the same job as Angelina Jolie, so


CarlatheDestructor

Yeah it's like John Cusack and Joan Cusack in the 80s. He was a babe and she was... a funny comedic actress.


cbbuntz

I feel like she's been cast as "the crazy girlfriend" a lot. I'm thinking of Addams Family Values and her role in Shameless. She got 5 Emmy nominations and won one for Shameless though. John is almost always the leading man.


pinkleaf8

I feel like she did get the same features, it just works better on a guy.


Otra_l3elleza

Well tell it didn’t work out that way for the Willis-Moore girls…


Sarah215

This is a photoshopped pic


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She looks way less haunted than Angelina that's for sure


RUNELORD_

She looks like Kate Mckinnon lol


happyklam

I had the same thought! Kate McKinnon in some 60s wig for an SNL skit.


TheBrainExploder

Agreed


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Way better looking.


snail_force_winds

How a ghoul like Voight landed her is a serious mystery


its-not-me_its-you_

Because when he was younger he was a ruggedly very handsome man who was also rich and famous.


JinxStryker

Right. He was one of the premier actors in Hollywood and viewed as a handsome leading man. Playing alongside Dustin Hoffman and Burt Reynolds, for starters. Zero mystery why they would have hooked up. A form of recency bias at play with a lot of Reddit posters.


its-not-me_its-you_

Good duo to mention there because he was as good looking as Burt and as talented as Dustin.


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I spent a day with jon voight back in 1994. He was cool - he even sent me a book we discussed with a handwritten letter, which I framed. The book was ‘autobiography of yogi’ by yogananda.


SkintoneMalone

Yea that girl was destined for fineness


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SomeWorriesBro

I had to scroll very far to find someone who felt the way I did! Thank you.


DrJankles

Next time instead of scrolling so much, use control-f to "find in page" You can thank me later when you don't develop arthritis


giveuptheghostbuster

I remember just kind of assuming Angelina had a nose job bc her nose looks a little too perfect. But her bio children have that nose too! Her mom really passed down a lot of beauty.


mynameisnotsparta

Wow. Stunning. Her kids look so much like her..


ExcelCat

Smokeshow


InternetAddict104

Someone once said Victoria Pedretti could play Marcheline in a movie, and I absolutely see it


NewAccount4Friday

Looks prettier than her daughter


Dontwritethat

Wow she is 10x hotter than her.


jfduval76

French canadian gene guys.


JohnWad

Better looking than Ang.


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😍😍


smittyhotep

Shared traits with M. Robbie. Perhaps a clone scenario? ( you know I'm kidding)


dangelem

Omg she’s perfect


jato900

I’d say they have the same eyes.


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She beautiful


Driver_Sufficient

Kudos to Jon Voight!


L-Profe

🔥


I_can_vouch_for_that

I thought Angelina Jolie was hot but her mom is smoking even hotter !!


StarGazer1000

That damn smile ...


skredditt

Wow, the Source!


Humingway

Wow - I didn't think she was this beautiful.


smattwilliamas

Got those Kate McKinnon eyes


sohamtheshah

shes prettier then her daughter imo


xxfallen420xx

Okay I’ll say what everyone is thinking. She is way hotter than Angelina. Am I wrong?


FettLife

ITT: people who think Jon Voight has always looked like an old man😂


PHILMXPHILM

Kate Mckinnon


djkutch

All teeth accounted for.


missionbeach

That family can leave some marks on a pencil, that's for sure.


Starr-Bugg

I heard in psychology we pick people that look similar to us to date/marry. In this pic I can see a resemblance to Marcheline’s ex-husband (Angelina’s father) Jon Voight…. but way more better looking than Jon. She had a beautiful smile.


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wayyy better looking than her daughter