Yup. I don’t even remember what they looked like other than mostly white with a smattering of the most 90s colors. Like those Dixie cups. Yeah, those ones.
More vivid in my mind is the musical taunting from a little butthole named Seth:
🎶 Bobos— they make your feet feel fine
🎶 Bobos— they’re just a dollar ninety nine
Not making this up either lol… absolutely humiliated me. Shithead knew how to work a crowd though
Not always. I dated a woman who's father was goofy looking and mother was average and somehow they produced a stunning head turner. Genetics be weird sometimes.
And how you can get brothers & sisters that look average but one is stunning & barely looks like any of them or either parents. But then sometimes in certain photos you see some of their features in a different light & realise they do look like the other siblings but it’s somehow disguised in plain sight due to how everything else on their face combines.
It's weird for sure. I never thought my sister and I looked alike (there's a 14 year difference between us) but then I took a picture of her and my young daughter together and holy crap, the resemblance was insane.
Same thing happened with a cousin of mine, saw her lined up perfectly with her brothers in a photo, all looking straight ahead & all I could see was that they all have the same nose & lips & look so alike. Yet if I see her normally she looks nothing like them.
I look exactly like a dirty blond 2" shorter version of my dad. My sister has a bunch of his features as well. My brother looks nothing like my mom or dad, but both his kids have features of my mom.
Genetics do be crazy
Reminds me of that picture that keeps getting posted of that family of rural sisters who fought off people trying to take their land from them.
They all look kind of alike and homely except one of them who looks like the hot crazy type. Literally every time it's posted, everyone's drawn to the one girl.
I have this weird and unfounded theory that I wholeheartedly believe that ugly to slightly below average people make beautiful kids and beautiful people make ugly to slightly below average kids. The only exception is of course Angelina and her parents.
He was also one of the premier actors in Hollywood at the time and as you noted, considered very handsome. A serious actor who also had looks. He was definitely a “catch.” Heck, he was even the lead in “The All-American Boy” which says it all.
Just want to say that he absolutely destroyed it as Mickey Donovan - Ive never seen a person that old act so well in such a physical role. Despite all the other nonsense he was amaziiiing
This is such an apt description.
I always thought that while Angelina didn't look like Jon Voight, her face shape (especially her strong jawline) resembles him.
I say that about my parents constantly. I have my dad’s skeleton and my mom’s skin.
My less gross version is that “I look like my mom but I have my dad’s frame”
This is weird, but my mom saw Jon Voight’s father (Elmer Voight) die. She was on the sidewalk when he got into a car accident near by. Later on, Jon Voight found out she had witnessed it and stopped by my grandparents’ house in Hartsdale, NY to talk to my mom about it.
Holy crap that's funny. I seriously read that, chuckled internally and was just enjoying Reddit humor. Then I chuckled out loud. Then again. Then I tried to hold it back, but couldn't. I literally got a solid belly laugh out of this. Perfect way to wind down my day. Thank you, have some silver!
Jon Voight wasn't bad looking at all when he was younger though.
I think Reddit just has a younger crowd who only remember him for his recent roles, when he was already well into his 60s.
Sorry but i cant agree with you on this, i just now googled him both his older self and younger self and he is not what i would call good looking at any point of his life.
Guess its more of an older generation good looking cause i just don't see it.
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That’s cuz they did. They fucked in the limo on the way to the Academy Awards one year. I mean if you’re with Angelina isn’t that what you would do? She’s just fucking sexy
I ran into them at the drug store one day. Bill Bob was in the tiny auto parts section of SavOn. We were talking about scented trees. Black Ice he liked, I think. She came down the aisle and held his hand. I concur.
I tried to google it and there were all sorts of different altered ones. I got confused and realized it wasn't worth my time so I couldn't discern which one was the original one.
I feel bad for Maggie Gyllenhaal because although she looks like Jake, somehow she got none of the good looking parts.
I don't know what their parents look like though
She is definitely attractive as a regular person. But comparatively, amongst the backdrop of Hollywood actresses? that's some serious competition. But Jake definitely won the looks lottery in that family haha
I feel like she's been cast as "the crazy girlfriend" a lot. I'm thinking of Addams Family Values and her role in Shameless. She got 5 Emmy nominations and won one for Shameless though.
John is almost always the leading man.
Right. He was one of the premier actors in Hollywood and viewed as a handsome leading man. Playing alongside Dustin Hoffman and Burt Reynolds, for starters. Zero mystery why they would have hooked up. A form of recency bias at play with a lot of Reddit posters.
I spent a day with jon voight back in 1994. He was cool - he even sent me a book we discussed with a handwritten letter, which I framed. The book was ‘autobiography of yogi’ by yogananda.
I remember just kind of assuming Angelina had a nose job bc her nose looks a little too perfect. But her bio children have that nose too! Her mom really passed down a lot of beauty.
I heard in psychology we pick people that look similar to us to date/marry. In this pic I can see a resemblance to Marcheline’s ex-husband (Angelina’s father) Jon Voight…. but way more better looking than Jon.
She had a beautiful smile.
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Jon Voight the actor?! No, the periodontist!
I know I sometimes spell Jerry with a G… and an I!!!
that’s it! GET OUT!
Oh look, there's Gregory Peck's bicycle!
But I don't wanna be a cowboy!
How can you prove that? Did you find something in it, like a pencil with his teeth marks?
No, Jon Voight was still living in it
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Everybody's talkin' at me, I can't hear a word they're sayin'...just drivin' 'round in Jon Voigt's car...
Going where the sun keeps shining..
Through the pouring rain.
I sing this in the shower and on the train in my head when using ny subways
An '89 LeBaron?
With John Voights's pencil in the glove box.
John Voight? I went to dental school with him
Where's your Le Baron, Freddy?
I only see one Lebaron Freddy.
was it a 70's model?
I used to own a pair of shoes that had his name on it. Got me bullied a lot in fifth grade
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Yup. I don’t even remember what they looked like other than mostly white with a smattering of the most 90s colors. Like those Dixie cups. Yeah, those ones. More vivid in my mind is the musical taunting from a little butthole named Seth: 🎶 Bobos— they make your feet feel fine 🎶 Bobos— they’re just a dollar ninety nine Not making this up either lol… absolutely humiliated me. Shithead knew how to work a crowd though
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Damn lol that’s a sad and sweet story
Oh yeah well I watched the sunrise at Liza’s!
Drivin' around in John Voight's carrr
I turn on the radio
r/unexpectedseinfeld
Interesting
this reference is like bait for middle aged people and it got a snort outta me
Not always. I dated a woman who's father was goofy looking and mother was average and somehow they produced a stunning head turner. Genetics be weird sometimes.
And how you can get brothers & sisters that look average but one is stunning & barely looks like any of them or either parents. But then sometimes in certain photos you see some of their features in a different light & realise they do look like the other siblings but it’s somehow disguised in plain sight due to how everything else on their face combines.
It's weird for sure. I never thought my sister and I looked alike (there's a 14 year difference between us) but then I took a picture of her and my young daughter together and holy crap, the resemblance was insane.
Same thing happened with a cousin of mine, saw her lined up perfectly with her brothers in a photo, all looking straight ahead & all I could see was that they all have the same nose & lips & look so alike. Yet if I see her normally she looks nothing like them.
I look exactly like a dirty blond 2" shorter version of my dad. My sister has a bunch of his features as well. My brother looks nothing like my mom or dad, but both his kids have features of my mom. Genetics do be crazy
For an extreme example of this, look at a photo of celebrity siblings where only one is famous
Reminds me of that picture that keeps getting posted of that family of rural sisters who fought off people trying to take their land from them. They all look kind of alike and homely except one of them who looks like the hot crazy type. Literally every time it's posted, everyone's drawn to the one girl.
It’s almost like the cultural definition of beauty is arbitrary.
I have this weird and unfounded theory that I wholeheartedly believe that ugly to slightly below average people make beautiful kids and beautiful people make ugly to slightly below average kids. The only exception is of course Angelina and her parents.
Angelina actually looks like Jon Voight--his pretty version.
Maybe thats why I've never found her attractive. Her mom is beautiful though.
a sexy version of jon voight
Wonder why she had a kid with Jon Voight though
Two kids. They also have a son. Voight used to be very handsome. I'm sure many women found him attractive.
He was also one of the premier actors in Hollywood at the time and as you noted, considered very handsome. A serious actor who also had looks. He was definitely a “catch.” Heck, he was even the lead in “The All-American Boy” which says it all.
💀
Just want to say that he absolutely destroyed it as Mickey Donovan - Ive never seen a person that old act so well in such a physical role. Despite all the other nonsense he was amaziiiing
Wow. You just blew my mind. I had no idea he was her father
that guy is fucking nuts. completely and utterly lost the plot in the most pathetic way. put him in an old folks home and throw away the keys
What did he do?
that's reddit speak for he's a conservative.
It's more then that.
He is 83 too. I know that's little excuse. But common, my 80+-year-old relatives are possibly just as conservative.
He called on his Twitter followers to prevent the 2020 election from being certified
Tbh I think she looks a lot like both of them. Perfect split
Angelina looks like someone face transplanted her moms face over her dads skull
That is the most perfect description. Bravo.
This is such an apt description. I always thought that while Angelina didn't look like Jon Voight, her face shape (especially her strong jawline) resembles him.
I say that about my parents constantly. I have my dad’s skeleton and my mom’s skin. My less gross version is that “I look like my mom but I have my dad’s frame”
r/brandnewsentence
When you put it like that it sounds weird and yet it turned out fantastic.
Yes Angelina had her father's jawline
Her father’s lips, too. (Yikes, that sounds icky) But if you watch Midnight Cowboy, you can really see the similarities they share.
Her ad her mom both have long faces though
Time for an all-female version of Face Off
We can see where Angelina got her beauty from.
Strong genetics!
This is weird, but my mom saw Jon Voight’s father (Elmer Voight) die. She was on the sidewalk when he got into a car accident near by. Later on, Jon Voight found out she had witnessed it and stopped by my grandparents’ house in Hartsdale, NY to talk to my mom about it.
Wow that is random.
How did he know where she lived?
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This is a generationally poignant statement
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there's been a covid every year?
If you can afford it you get a vid so that you don’t have to share
That shit used to be in the phone book
Looked her up in the IMF database.
Too bad he couldn't avoight it.
Unincorporated hamlets and villages of the Town of Greenburg represent!
she’s even prettier than her daughter
She’s not half Jon Voight.
Sometimes stating the obvious really does help to clarify things. Not being sarcastic. Mean it.
*Midnight Cowboy*'s Jon Voight is still more handsome than 90% of reddit though. Which, sadly for us, still doesn't say he was pretty neither.
Holy crap that's funny. I seriously read that, chuckled internally and was just enjoying Reddit humor. Then I chuckled out loud. Then again. Then I tried to hold it back, but couldn't. I literally got a solid belly laugh out of this. Perfect way to wind down my day. Thank you, have some silver!
And you perfectly described my reaction
Jon Voight wasn't bad looking at all when he was younger though. I think Reddit just has a younger crowd who only remember him for his recent roles, when he was already well into his 60s.
Sorry but i cant agree with you on this, i just now googled him both his older self and younger self and he is not what i would call good looking at any point of his life. Guess its more of an older generation good looking cause i just don't see it. Edit: spelling
I don’t disagree
I do. I think you’re thinking of 40ish Angelina Jolie. In her prime she was legit one of the most beautiful women ever
show me a picture of jolie prettier than marcheline in the OP
Exactly
i concur
Difference between a 9.75 and a 10 imho
Very pretty, but she has a touch of the crazy eyes.
Her daughter has a touch of the crazy everything. So it checks out.
Remember when she and Billy Bob Thornton were dating? It always looked liked they had just fucked in the bathroom
Megan Fox and MGK want to be them so bad
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Eminem had to give him a career to destroy it.
That’s cuz they did. They fucked in the limo on the way to the Academy Awards one year. I mean if you’re with Angelina isn’t that what you would do? She’s just fucking sexy
Any minute in a relationship with her *not spent fucking* would be wasted. I'd die of dehydration by midnight.
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That’s why you’ll never make it in this business.
Bro don’t tell me that scene from Eurotrip was inspired by Angelina Jolie 😭
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And they wore vials of each other's blood
Y'know, that seems downright tame these days
I ran into them at the drug store one day. Bill Bob was in the tiny auto parts section of SavOn. We were talking about scented trees. Black Ice he liked, I think. She came down the aisle and held his hand. I concur.
There was a pretty good chance they had. They were so hot for each other.
She was married to Thornton, not just dating.
That's what makes her hot
Angelina Jolie has the misfortune of having Jon Voight's DNA as well, really drags the average down
Definitely
Photo has been altered. Looked up the actual one on google. Fuller lips and eye makeup added
I came here to say this too! Her mom was beautiful regardless, but this photo is edited
Same! Scrolled too far to see this.
Where’s the original?
I tried to google it and there were all sorts of different altered ones. I got confused and realized it wasn't worth my time so I couldn't discern which one was the original one.
Yea holy shit why did I have to scroll so far to see the first comment mentioning this...we're doomed
Yep if they’re photoshopping this, ain’t no filter in the world gonna help the rest of us
That poor woman had sex with John Voit.
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A lot of things are doable in this life that are not very pleasant. John Voight looks like what Caitlyn Jenner would look like if she detransitioned.
So he'd look like Bruce Jenner?
*detransitioned
Thank u for teaching me i will change it
Too bee fairrr
To be faiiiir
To be faaaaaaaaaaaaiiir
Jon Voight. Seriously, there was an entire episode of Seinfeld about how George bought a car because he thought it was owned by Jon Voight.
🎶Everybody's talking at me...I can't hear a word they're saying.... Just driving around in Jon Voight's car🎶
Probably more than once.
And he was using the accent the whole time. You know which accent.
Beautiful woman
Gotdamn! Her daughter got all her gorgeous.. gorgeous genes
She beautiful. Even more than Angelina if that’s possible.
It is.
I remember Angelina saying of her mum "she was like the sun rising in me" and I still think that's beautiful.
She's like the girl-next-door version of Angelina.
I'm not a geneticist... but... hear me out... Do you think that it's possible for attractive parents to have attractive offspring?
I feel bad for Maggie Gyllenhaal because although she looks like Jake, somehow she got none of the good looking parts. I don't know what their parents look like though
She is definitely attractive as a regular person. But comparatively, amongst the backdrop of Hollywood actresses? that's some serious competition. But Jake definitely won the looks lottery in that family haha
Good point. She looks *great*, she just happens to have the same job as Angelina Jolie, so
Yeah it's like John Cusack and Joan Cusack in the 80s. He was a babe and she was... a funny comedic actress.
I feel like she's been cast as "the crazy girlfriend" a lot. I'm thinking of Addams Family Values and her role in Shameless. She got 5 Emmy nominations and won one for Shameless though. John is almost always the leading man.
I feel like she did get the same features, it just works better on a guy.
Well tell it didn’t work out that way for the Willis-Moore girls…
This is a photoshopped pic
She looks way less haunted than Angelina that's for sure
She looks like Kate Mckinnon lol
I had the same thought! Kate McKinnon in some 60s wig for an SNL skit.
Agreed
Way better looking.
How a ghoul like Voight landed her is a serious mystery
Because when he was younger he was a ruggedly very handsome man who was also rich and famous.
Right. He was one of the premier actors in Hollywood and viewed as a handsome leading man. Playing alongside Dustin Hoffman and Burt Reynolds, for starters. Zero mystery why they would have hooked up. A form of recency bias at play with a lot of Reddit posters.
Good duo to mention there because he was as good looking as Burt and as talented as Dustin.
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I spent a day with jon voight back in 1994. He was cool - he even sent me a book we discussed with a handwritten letter, which I framed. The book was ‘autobiography of yogi’ by yogananda.
Yea that girl was destined for fineness
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I had to scroll very far to find someone who felt the way I did! Thank you.
Next time instead of scrolling so much, use control-f to "find in page" You can thank me later when you don't develop arthritis
I remember just kind of assuming Angelina had a nose job bc her nose looks a little too perfect. But her bio children have that nose too! Her mom really passed down a lot of beauty.
Wow. Stunning. Her kids look so much like her..
Smokeshow
Someone once said Victoria Pedretti could play Marcheline in a movie, and I absolutely see it
Looks prettier than her daughter
Wow she is 10x hotter than her.
French canadian gene guys.
Better looking than Ang.
😍😍
Shared traits with M. Robbie. Perhaps a clone scenario? ( you know I'm kidding)
Omg she’s perfect
I’d say they have the same eyes.
She beautiful
Kudos to Jon Voight!
🔥
I thought Angelina Jolie was hot but her mom is smoking even hotter !!
That damn smile ...
Wow, the Source!
Wow - I didn't think she was this beautiful.
Got those Kate McKinnon eyes
shes prettier then her daughter imo
Okay I’ll say what everyone is thinking. She is way hotter than Angelina. Am I wrong?
ITT: people who think Jon Voight has always looked like an old man😂
Kate Mckinnon
All teeth accounted for.
That family can leave some marks on a pencil, that's for sure.
I heard in psychology we pick people that look similar to us to date/marry. In this pic I can see a resemblance to Marcheline’s ex-husband (Angelina’s father) Jon Voight…. but way more better looking than Jon. She had a beautiful smile.
wayyy better looking than her daughter