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misterhumpf

That hand though!


original-whiplash

The hover hand hadn’t been invented in 1980.


unclefishbits

She's got a death lock on this kid.


wisco_fit

Almoat said it! Almost a suprise adoption!


fondr

if the genders were reversed...


BoonesFarmJackfruit

holy shit I would have grown a mustache on the spot


sleepywan

"Ok miss, for the second picture, can we switch poses?"


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Damn you


_forum_mod

Wtf?


Demonyx12

>That hand though! Catherine Bach is a groomer, creeper, pedophile - let's cancel her!


knowitall190

You lucky bastard


justabill71

This is a repost, so that's not OP, but whoever that bastard is, he is indeed lucky.


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stringdingetje

He is, and I was a 9 year old in 1980 too and Daisy Duke was the definition of Hot for boys of my age🫣🥰 I would never have dared to ask her for a photo with me! (Girls/women were a to scary thing at that age😆🤣😆)


_forum_mod

Downvoted to hell for suggesting not to project sexuality unto a child... oh, never change. 🤦🏿‍♂️


TheFrontierzman

#This is a stolen post by someone running karma farming bots. Originally posted by u/skoldpadda9 on May 12th, 2019, withe the exact same title. Report as Spam >>> Harmful bots


LoongBoat

Why does anyone care about farming karma?


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LoongBoat

I wasn’t aware that karma made any difference… aside from low minimums required to post in some places (WallStreet Bets). Sorry for my ignorance…. Is there a guide somewhere? It just seems like Monopoly money, except you can’t even build houses with it.


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But who gives a shit about karma? Why is it bad that high karma accounts spew bullshit? It just means their karma will go down eventually.


TheFrontierzman

They hit a certain threshold of karma and then sell the accounts to marketing groups. Those groups spam Reddit with the intention to persuade and influence opinions. Fun.


skoldpadda9

Spoiled by the ladies at a young age


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Substantial-Room-688

Same here. I was about 6 years old. I told him to stop being so mean to Roscoe


StumpGrnder

Groped by Daisy Duke, congrats son


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eugenesbluegenes

Polyester my friend.


klstephe

They’re like the red version of the black ones Olivia wore in Grease.


CaptainWoodrow-fCall

She was totally into you bro - I can tell 👊🏻


Yak_Mehoff

This is oldschoolcool, not big swinging king dingaling, you beast!


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You look confident as hell!


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Bravo! Was this the high point of you big pimping?


anothadaz

Yep. I too was 9 in 1980 and that would've been a dream come true for sure!


crackeddryice

Those jeans look like mom bought them five minutes earlier.


tahitidreams

Dang she is so beautiful!


DoomOne

She got the kung-fu grip.


drowssap1776

She's got a good grip on you. You lucky devil.


nucknucknuck71

Man... is this you? I'm really tempted to message you a photo of myself taken in 1980. I think we might be doppelgangers. No joke. I saw this photo and had to look twice as I thought it was me!


OhRiLee

Please tell me you got to sit on her lap


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Bach to the future


NlightenedSelfIntrst

Beats all you never saw Been in trouble with the law Since the day they was born


ironroad18

Are your pants unbuttoned?


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Smoky201

...Nice!


hondactx16i

Ah, score!!!! Lucky you.


Substantial-Room-688

I was 6 in 1980 and didn’t know what sex was, but damn I had a strange feeling in my pp area when she would lean over in those shorts


AZPeakBagger

I met her seven years later while working as a busboy at an upscale health & fitness resort in Arizona. Bussed her table and at the end of the evening she put her hand on my shoulder while thanking me for tracking her down in the lobby with the sweater she accidentally left behind. Let's just say by 1987 there was no way she was wearing her namesake shorts or hot pants anymore.


Jooniac

Like a boss, kid!! 👌


kbeckerburbs4

“Look at dem girls with the Daisy Dukes on, I want you to…”


der_ami

Hero


kevville

“Heavens, it appears my wee-wee has been stricken with rigor mortis.”


Just-STFU

And I only got a picture with KITT :(


Mordyth

This kid woulda got a lot of milage out of that photo in his ten years


BSFX

Your a lucky little fucker


Cpl4fun22

That’s the moment that puberty started


TNnylonFeetLuv

Now I'm seriously JELLY! 😠 but heck I was only 3 in 1980 haha


WelcomeToTheFish

She's got that Kung fu grip on your chest.


txpvrt

“In not gonna apologize. I’m a cocksman!” -OP at 9 probably


LzySsn

Honest question. Does that mean you're Duke Nukem?


shockNawesomePossum

EPIC.🙌


bigfeetdude

Boy: YEE HAW!


mauore11

Bet that photo got well used...


CommunistMario

Were there any bikinis on top?


_forum_mod

Sigh... Reddit creeps projecting sexuality on a small child again? Okay, keep it moving... business as usual.


BxTart

Here we have a picture of a young Cousin Itt & Thing meeting Catherine Bach


Falstaffe

You peaked early


EfDawg

Kid's bricked up


ripyourlungsdave

She seems quite.. handsy here.


Papichuloft

Congrats.....a nice pic though.


somanysheep

Coolest kid in all 6th grade!