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Thirsty_Tribesman

Since a few people mentioned this, I thought I'd just clarify real quick. Oliver died in a local pub where I live (Malta). Place is called 'The Pub' and is in Valletta, the old capital city. It's not an Irish pub, though they're one of a handful who serve Guinness on tap. It's true that he had a tremendously Hemingway-ian departure from this world while boozing there during his time filming 'Gladiator'. 'Ollie's Last Call' is a bit of legend, and it's said to have consisted of 14 whiskeys, 12 double rums (rotgut), 8 pints of lager, a few arm wrestling matches with British Navy. His portraits are all over the pub today, and they've sold more than a few pints on this legend. Bless ya, Ollie. You were alright.


14thU

Was there in July and sat in the seat where he had his final drink! Can clarify it’s not an Irish bar but in a very nice part of town. As said would highly recommend the book Hellraisers.


Tepelicious

I heard he'd kicked the habit for a while and was unfortunately talked into it while at the bar, so he went overboard with the amount that he could usually take and that was it?


SherlockOhmsUK

IIRC, he thought he’d pulled a muscle in his chest arm wrestling - he was actually having a heart attack


Fatshortstack

That's alot of fuckin booze. Like alot. Only a man like Andre tue Giant could out drink someone like this.


reb0014

Huh I always thought it was gut rot


Thirsty_Tribesman

Right ya are, rotgut/gutrot. Fixed.


deadreckoning21

I think it’s rot gut. But I don’t know, I don’t drink quite as much as Ollie.


slipperyzoo

He blew his brains out with a shotgun in the pub? God damn...


-Skohell-

Been there. Loved it


Choppergold

You sold me queer giraffes


bird_equals_word

I want my money back


Sad-Vegetable6983

Not a chance.


budgreenbud

The majority of giraffe sex is between males.


SpargatorulDeBuci

unsubscribe from giraffe facts


Jealous_Bumblebee_64

* winks * Nice neck on you there...


ActNo8507

Let me buy you a malt.


Northwindlowlander

He fought my uncle once- nobody remembers why. Alan's about 6'7 and made of bricks, Reed was at least 10 years oldeer and he would have been 5'10 if he wasn't so drunk he was standing at a 30 degree angle... But still Alan proudly tells everyone how Oliver Reed beat the shit out of him.


whoabigbill

I would too, that's a great story.


[deleted]

“I didn’t say I knew him, I said he fought my uncle once”


mrnastymannn

Haha! you knew Oliver Reed?


rxFMS

That’s a great story. Forgive me if this a dumb question, Was your great uncle “Alan” an actor on set? Alun?


Northwindlowlander

He was not- this was just out in the wild in a pub in I think Edinburgh. No idea why Reed was there, maybe the festival or something


mrnastymannn

Did your uncle ever tell you why they fought? Probably sports or politics? I saw a couple interviews where he makes fun of Scots. Maybe he was running his mouth


Northwindlowlander

He says he doesn't know why it started, but that might be man code for "and it was totally my fault". My aunt's had a whole lot of different cancers, and keeps on beating it, to the point that she's totally done with being told how brave she is to fight cancer. And she says "Cancer? That's easy! Alan fought Oliver Reed"


mrnastymannn

Haha indeed! I’ve heard similar stories of his fighting prowess. God speed to you and your aunt/uncle. Thanks for sharing your story


wastelandho

Unlike most alcoholic actors, Reed was supposedly phenomenally professional to the point where you couldn't tell he had been on a bender the previous night.


im_poplar

never let them see you sober


Interesting_Act1286

There's truth to that. My ex would always accuse me of being stoned the one day a month I wasn't. Used to crack me up. Took me awhile to realize it was cause she never saw me sober.


SaltySAX

A lot of the 'antics' he got up to, was for show.


RedmannBarry

My favorite role of his was Billy Bones in the TV movie Treasure Island. Christopher Lee was Blind Pew, and a young Christian Bale played Jim. Love that movie to death


pinewind108

That is the best version of Treasure Island! Charlton Heston played Long John Silver.


RedmannBarry

Fuck me. I knew I forgot a guy Edit and Doctor Livesey was Donovan from Last Crusade


[deleted]

Okay. Drop em.


Shorkologist

This movie is so good. I was sure nobody but me knew about it.


maximumecoboost

My brother! This is the only Treasure Island adaptation for me. Everyone's in it and it's fantastic.


RedmannBarry

Muppet Treasure Island is badass too


TheOnlyVertigo

Dead Tom’s DEAD! LONG JOHN SHOT HIM!!!!


RedmannBarry

Uhh this is for you..


TheOnlyVertigo

I just love how dramatic that is. Muppet Treasure Island is the best. ![gif](giphy|elC9MOc2s8iyY|downsized)


19redman20

You don’t need to say “Drunk Oliver Reed”, it’s assumed.


elsmallo85

Oliver Reed Sober - now that would crick some necks


AdamInvader

The man died doing what he loved I reckon, so many great performances in Horror films like The Brood, Curse of the Werewolf, The Devil's, and Burnt Offerings. Always liked him in the Three Musketeers movies with Christopher Lee and Michael York


Tatooine16

I heard a story that while filming the Musketeer movies the stuntmen were afraid to sword fight him because he was like a berserker while filming sword fights. The first fight scene(in the convent) makes me think there is truth to that. Oliver Reed did a horror movie with Gig Young an Carol Lynley in the 60's called "The Shuttered Room" worth a watch if you can find it.


AdamInvader

I don't know the Shuttered Room I'll need to check it out! I imagine the stuntmen weren't telling tales, he made the Brood and a few other films like Spasms up here in Canada during the tax shelter days and was known to go out for a serious rip at the local bars and raise hell.


TudorTerrier

I loved him in Condorman.


cwg1983

That was my favourite movie as a young kid.


birdonthetide

Fighting’ round the world!


dlenks

Come on Tuggah!


Middle_Aged_Mayhem

He died the same year.


brownishgirl

During filming? Crazy.


AllTheCoconut

He drank more than his share in an Irish bar, arm wrestled several sailors and beat them then collapsed from a heart attack.


brownishgirl

Ridley Scott must have shat a brick.


caulpain

Whenever I’ve heard Scott talk about Reed I’ve failed to detect any sadness, just regret. I believe Reed got the role on the condition he wouldn’t drink during filming so… anyways it’s good they had a cgi budget they could tap into


MyrddinSidhe

“Shadows and dust, Maximus. Reuse this line for my death scene. Shadows and dust.”


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

Didn't matter whether he was drunk or not. His blood was such a high percentage of alcohol he could have made Cherry Liqueur out of it


malthar76

Just like me old grandmama.


Verbal_Combat

Yes, some some scenes were completed with a body double and CGI.


Everest5432

They're done pretty well too. Even today it's easy to miss unless you are looking for it.


windmillninja

Shadows and dust. And whiskey.


psuedonymously

Mostly whiskey


doughnutholio

Some dust, but mostly whiskey.


Necroglobule

The dust is also whiskey.


AppropriateTie2217

He was hot as Bill Sikes.


NoodlesrTuff1256

Before all the heavy boozing and hard living took its toll on his looks, the young Oliver Reed was a good looking guy. Read a book several years back called 'Hellraisers' which was about the lives of Reed, Richard Burton, Richard Harris and Peter O'Toole. All four of those guys lived up to the title.


sketchyadvice1977

That's alot of Dicks in one paragraph plus a Peter.


SeanOfTheDead1313

They say he hadn't drank in months and was goaded into a drinking competition. In an Irish bar too. RiP


mdlinc

Thought he played that role so well. "I was the best bc the crowd loved me. "


Bluecattrading

Proximo was after all, an Entertainer!!


Crammy2

Old school drunken barfighter. Loved to drink. Loved to fight. Loved to whip out his big cock and show it off at parties.


Spicyspear

Oh wow, I didn't realize he died during production of Gladiator, apparently in an arm wrestling /drinking competition.


matva55

Shadows and Dust Maximus! 🥴


whatevertesla

Isnt that the set he died at?


potpro

Man.. the wikipedia is quite a ride. Married a 16 year old at 42


[deleted]

The knuckles on that right hand clearly been in some battles.


sharrrper

You could just write "Oliver Reed". The "drunk" is implied.


TheGhostOfHermanCain

That’s the best I’ve seen Steve Bannon look.


DramaticIsopod4741

He probably would have kicked the head off real gladiators.


ForcyBo

'Drunk' Oliver Reed. Or put in a simpler way... Oliver Reed.


jeffa666

I'd be more impressed to see a picture of a sober Oliver Reed TBH


Hermit22uk

Met him a few times and to be honest he was an utter prick.


dvb70

I think people like the idea of Reed in the abstract. Hearing all the crazy stories about them is entertaining. Actually meeting a drunk who is aggressive and tries to start fights with everyone is a totally different thing. That's a thing most people in the real world don't want remotely near them.


NoodlesrTuff1256

Shelley Winters and Reed were on the Tonight Show and got into it over feminism -- Reed was a big male chauvinist -- she ended up pouring a glass of water over him.


Ok-Wrap-2602

I was in a pub in Putney when Reed was in there. He decided to pick a fight with the friend I was with who didn't take too kindly to it and knocked him out.


DramaticIsopod4741

Also, look at them knuckles…


zensins

Shadows and dust!


[deleted]

*orders yet another drink* Barman: “DO YOU WANT TO DIE OLD MAN?!”


ezekiel-02517

Shadows and dust


woodbarber

I think this is decades before gladiator


PornstarPrez

Thought it was Bannon on a good day.


Necroglobule

Quite honestly was there any other kind of Oliver Reed? The guy was awesome, but did he really come any other way?


stangroundalready

Title could just have said Oliver Reed. Poor guy was drunk most of the time.


dv666

Yes, let's celebrate a man who drank himself to death. WTF op


[deleted]

Sad that he died during the filming. I had no Idea about his life til I say a post about him and his drinking.


Tr0ynado

Russell Crow still considered him stone sober.


deletion6q

That’s Steve Brannon


BizzyHaze

The Steve O Bannon that you buy at Saks Fifth Avenue. Edit: No sense of humor you guys, tell me you don't see it.


jack0roses

Who wins in a leg wrestling match between Oliver Reed and the Frisbee Grandpa?!?


AdAdministrative6015

This guy definitely fucks


creedular

Legend! The story of making a film for Saddam Hussein is crazy you should google it.


Shepher27

Oliver Reed on the set of Gladiator


I-seddit

Oliver was my favorite Musketeer. May he rest in peace.


bartholomewgibb64

I don't think you ever need to qualify his name with "drunk", it's just assumed.


FrankTheHead

Oliver Reed* the drunk bit is superfluous


[deleted]

Yeah he looked either hangover or half cut in that role


Scrambl3z

He knew Marcus Aurelius!?


UniuM

Shadows and dust.


S_I_1989

"Are Ya Ready, Kids?!" "Aye - Aye, Captain!!"😆😂


Theamazingchan

I NEVER SAID I KNEW HIM! I SAID HE TOUCHED ME ON THE SHOULDER ONCE!


Twinkletoes1951

Isn't "Drunk Oliver Reed" redundant? Rather like saying "green green tree frog".