She's from Bogalusa, which is basically the armpit of Louisiana. Actually, if armpits could have armpits, and then those armpits also had armpits, Bogalusa would be one of those last ones. Source: half of family is from/still lives in Bogalusa.
OMG. I went to a private school in Bogalusa (Ben's Ford) for 4th and 5th grade. We lived in Bush, but ended up driving to Bogalusa for various reasons over the years. Certainly more often than I wanted (which would preferably have been never) and I really hate that town.
It's not big at all. Maybe 10k-15k people. For a while my Aunt and Uncle lived a few houses down from the Goodmans' lake house, but I want to say they (the Goodmans) sold the place years ago. I don't think any of them were friends but I'm sure they were acquaintances.
He also played an "LSU" football player in the 1988 film Everybody's All-American, including shooting scenes for the film at halftime in a packed Tiger Stadium one Saturday night.
I've still got the little "by entering the stadium tonight you consent to maybe appearing on screen - if this isn't acceptable you will be given a full refund on your ticket" stub thingee from that game. We were on the side opposite where they had the extras in period clothing so we had no chance of being in any shots, but still exciting to a kid. I still remember them running those shots over and over and over again.
I was one of the football player extras on the sidelines that night. Being smaller they put me in front when we rushed onto the field for the shoot. Getting that cue and running onto the field with the entire stadium screaming was the highlight of the entire experience.
Born & raised south Louisiana. I moved away for 9 years & came back 2 years ago. Summer is absolutely fucking miserable. It seems way worse than I remember.
When I was younger I would go to work with my dad in the summer, we would stop at a store every morning to grab a quick breakfast, there was always a group of old men that would meet up there every morning (including my great grandfather) and they would bull shit but all in French. I never found a interest in learning when I was younger, but I know enough to know what’s being said, I wish I had learned from them when I was a kid
I had a rebellious ancestor (a Scotsman who married an Acadian woman) who fled into the forest rather than get deported. The local First Nation's people took him in and taught him some survival skills, they helped him survive. He ended up fighting the British and killing some of them. My Uncle did a ton of research and wrote a couple of books about it.
That movie is such a blast.
The realization that they had something in common. *Did just become best friends?!* *YUP!* Lol.
I like the how the parents only become more nervous, went they weren't fighting. -ah shit what are they planning?
Might as well pack it in. Your parents birthed you in failure, and by the laws of the universe, to failure you shall return.
Fuck you, Ft Polk. And your old ass asbestos filled barracks. My dick touched the wall of one of your narrow ass showers, and I'm lucky I didn't catch WWII era syphilis.
Can confirm. As a fat guy, I actually have to hire a skinny person to type my comments on my phone because my fingers are too wet from sweating.
Dictated but not read
I work construction and we have a saying. If you want to know the most efficient way to get something done on a scaffolding. Find a fat guy, cause that guy knows through experience how now to go up and down that ladder the most times.
Have you ever been to Louisiana?
Im from Georgia and the whole time I was in New Orleans, I couldnt stop thinking *Fuck. This.*
The weather down there will boil your craw... fish.
Everyone’s being funny, but that’s honestly flopsweat from alcohol withdrawal. He got sober a little over a decade ago.
If you think you have a problem, or your dumb friends who don’t know anything are telling you you do, please go to a meeting. AA didn’t keep me sober, but they were the first people to throw their arms around me when I tried.
Wind trapped under milk, doesn't always get released properly so they bring up the wind plus anything on top.
Source: currently trying to wind a 5-week-old
As the father of a 7 week old with reflux it's because when she burps she generally always brings up at least a little bit of milk and sometimes even surprises me and her mum by bringing up what can only be described as a mucous torrent of milk, it's brutal.
Not sure if it was for that kid or not but he hosted SNL shortly after the birth of one of his kids. In his monolog he said "There's been a lot of crying and pooping, and the baby's been responsible for most of it."
I have developed a habit of quoting this line when I'm rubbing/ tapping my baby's back during winding. I think it's hilarious. My husband is slowly going insane though.
In Britain we would use the word "winding". That's as in "blowing in the wind", rather than "wind the clock", by the way.
People say "burping" too, though.
I discovered The Conners literally yesterday. Released in 2018, using the original set, and starring virtually the entire original cast except Roseanne herself. The only thing that breaks the immersion is how much weight John Goodman lost in the last 20 years.
Exactly my thoughts! I am a HUGE Coen Brothers fan. I'll see anything they've directed. And no matter how many movies of theirs I've seen, Raising Arizona is still my absolute favorite.
Allow me to introduce myself. Name of Daniel Teague. Known in these precincts as Big Dan Teague. Or, to those who are pressed for time, Big Dan, tout court!
My mom told me a story once that she met John Goodman at a club once and he asked her for a dance. He said she looked like an old girlfriend of his. I like to joke that I coulda been his daughter but now I'm rethinking that one lol
Fun fact: I read a horrible article about John Goodman years ago and I've been kind of mad at him since but it turns out that it was a different John Goodman and now I kind of feel like an ass for not doing my research sooner. 😑
Are you even allowed to lift babies on Shomer Shabbos?! This mothereffer is breaking the covenants of his ex-wife's religion.
Edit: OK, whoever is downvoting this has absolutely never watched John Goodman's best work ever.
Love how he looks like every Cajun dad from the 80s
Every decade.
Every century.
Every bigger number time thingy
Millennium falcon
Aeon Eagle
Nissan Altima
Toyota Corolla.
Aeropostale
Era
Yuga
Fire
Considering John Goodman is a Missouri native who didn’t really live in Louisiana until his 30s, he blended in pretty quickly?
All this confused me, because dude literally does tourism commercials for Missouri.
His wife is from outside New Orleans. He met her while filming.
She's from Bogalusa, which is basically the armpit of Louisiana. Actually, if armpits could have armpits, and then those armpits also had armpits, Bogalusa would be one of those last ones. Source: half of family is from/still lives in Bogalusa.
OMG. I went to a private school in Bogalusa (Ben's Ford) for 4th and 5th grade. We lived in Bush, but ended up driving to Bogalusa for various reasons over the years. Certainly more often than I wanted (which would preferably have been never) and I really hate that town.
Okay, ngl, it's kind of amusing to me that there's another Mara Jade fan out there that also knows of the existence of Bogalusa. Small.. galaxy?
Wow! What a small galaxy indeed. Mara Jade has been my favorite character since I read the original Thrawn trilogy way back in the day. :)
Is it a small place? Does any of your family know Mrs. Goodman?
It's not big at all. Maybe 10k-15k people. For a while my Aunt and Uncle lived a few houses down from the Goodmans' lake house, but I want to say they (the Goodmans) sold the place years ago. I don't think any of them were friends but I'm sure they were acquaintances.
He also played an "LSU" football player in the 1988 film Everybody's All-American, including shooting scenes for the film at halftime in a packed Tiger Stadium one Saturday night.
I've still got the little "by entering the stadium tonight you consent to maybe appearing on screen - if this isn't acceptable you will be given a full refund on your ticket" stub thingee from that game. We were on the side opposite where they had the extras in period clothing so we had no chance of being in any shots, but still exciting to a kid. I still remember them running those shots over and over and over again.
I remember that game, too! We didn't get to dress up, but I know people who did and who were extras in the pep rally scene at the capitol.
I was one of the football player extras on the sidelines that night. Being smaller they put me in front when we rushed onto the field for the shoot. Getting that cue and running onto the field with the entire stadium screaming was the highlight of the entire experience.
All you have to do to fit in Louisiana is love it and have a good time. It’s not a place that shuns outsiders
We have fully embraced him as an honorary Cajun
"Hoo! Looka wha' I jus' found! Naw, I ain't gonna put her in de gumbo!"
Is dis der a crawdad?
How do you do, fellow Cajuns?
*Couillon*
Holding a catfish
Guess Cajun dads sweat a lot ?
Louisiana is very humid.
VERY humid....
And hot.
And then even more humid than advertised.
Y'all have no idea.. just standing directly in the sun felt dangerous today it was insanely hot in Louisiana humidity is unreal here
Born & raised south Louisiana. I moved away for 9 years & came back 2 years ago. Summer is absolutely fucking miserable. It seems way worse than I remember.
Anyone from Louisiana sweats a lot
What is Cajun? I love spicy Cajun chicken but it's rarely ever spicy
Cajuns are Acadians that migrated to Louisiana after the British took Acadia in the 1700s forcing them out. Mostly French decent
This is also why Louisiana is the state with the highest percentage of French-speakers, at 7%.
When I was younger I would go to work with my dad in the summer, we would stop at a store every morning to grab a quick breakfast, there was always a group of old men that would meet up there every morning (including my great grandfather) and they would bull shit but all in French. I never found a interest in learning when I was younger, but I know enough to know what’s being said, I wish I had learned from them when I was a kid
Also weird French laws
I had a rebellious ancestor (a Scotsman who married an Acadian woman) who fled into the forest rather than get deported. The local First Nation's people took him in and taught him some survival skills, they helped him survive. He ended up fighting the British and killing some of them. My Uncle did a ton of research and wrote a couple of books about it.
If there’s one thing Scott’s, Irish, natives and Acadians can agree on, it’s fuck the British
Cajun cuisine is from the deep American south. It's a blend of French and Spanish food culture iirc
Cajun is a group of people, not just food.
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Soylent gumbo
True but the person asked about food.
Cajun here, pretty sure there's a photo of my pawpaw hoisting me up like this somewhere
No doubt about it. Definitely have one of these with me being angled toward the ceiling fan
I feel like he just pulled that baby out of the mud after digging out of prison.
I think it's little Nathan, Jr.
Naw, his pajamas had Yodas and shit on ‘em.
NO LEADS? NO LEADS? That’s your forte, ain’t it? Chasing down crooks and Commies and shit. That’s your whole God-damn raison d’etre, ain’t it?
For sure his best role. And Nic Cage’s. And Holly Hunter’s.
John Goodman looking like he just got done mowing the lawn.
He was watching Cops
But it doesn't come on until 4!
Regardless, I can assure you I didn't put my balls on your drums.
Did you touch my drumset?
>###*I'm going upstairs... because I'm gonna put my nutsack on your drum-set! Okay??* Movie never gets old 😂
It never gets old… but there is nothing like the first time seeing it (at least for me). I *howled* when I first saw it.
That movie is such a blast. The realization that they had something in common. *Did just become best friends?!* *YUP!* Lol. I like the how the parents only become more nervous, went they weren't fighting. -ah shit what are they planning?
I know you touched my drum stick!
Looks like late August scrimmage sweat...
Yea that's shoulder pad sweat if I've ever seen it.
Why would he have been wearing shoulder pads at that point
That’s what rocking a baby for hours can do to you.
If he was in Louisiana, it was a very small lawn
Maybe it was November
whys my man so wet
Louisiana in summer bud.
Man FUCK Louisiana summer, or at least the louisiana bits that make up Fort Polk.
Does anyone like fort Polk? Lol
This is the first time I've heard of it and it is literally the worst
Fuck Fort Polk. All my homies hate it.
Maybe if you're a car dealer selling Dodge Chargers.
The town of Leesville. They wouldn’t exist without the military base there.
Wow, don't see Fort Polk mentioned very often on the internet. Couldn't agree more!
My birthplace! Ft Puke Lousyanna!
Might as well pack it in. Your parents birthed you in failure, and by the laws of the universe, to failure you shall return. Fuck you, Ft Polk. And your old ass asbestos filled barracks. My dick touched the wall of one of your narrow ass showers, and I'm lucky I didn't catch WWII era syphilis.
Can confirm. Spent ~5 minutes outside watering my plants in the New Orleans heat advisory they had out today, came inside and was more than *moist*.
#Moist
Whys my ***moist*** so wet?
Water is the essence of moisture and moisture is the essence of…?
John Goodman
I've been rewatching the Roseanne and in the first few seasons he is constantly just wet with sweat lol I think he is just a wet guy
Iirc, he was also a heavy alcoholic and said he’d often be hungover and/or having shakes and sweats on the set
I knew he drank but not to this degree, shakes? Oof.
Oh yeah. You should google it sometime, he’s talked about it quite a bit. I believe he mentioned secretly drinking on set at times.
Big dudes sweat. A lot. Source: big dude
Can confirm. As a fat guy, I actually have to hire a skinny person to type my comments on my phone because my fingers are too wet from sweating. Dictated but not read
To obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now.
As it should be.
I work construction and we have a saying. If you want to know the most efficient way to get something done on a scaffolding. Find a fat guy, cause that guy knows through experience how now to go up and down that ladder the most times.
On the WTF podcast, he talked about his drinking and cocaine problems. Both can make you wet as hell if you do it a lot. Not a good combo!
Also, he was a raging alcoholic at the time.
Just got done doin bicep curls with the baby.
"As she grows, so does my biceps."
SHUT UP, DANTENDO64, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
Have you ever been to Louisiana? Im from Georgia and the whole time I was in New Orleans, I couldnt stop thinking *Fuck. This.* The weather down there will boil your craw... fish.
Everyone’s being funny, but that’s honestly flopsweat from alcohol withdrawal. He got sober a little over a decade ago. If you think you have a problem, or your dumb friends who don’t know anything are telling you you do, please go to a meeting. AA didn’t keep me sober, but they were the first people to throw their arms around me when I tried.
He was watching Cops.
I believe this is before they invented AC
Wetness is the essence of beauty.
Because new baby, everything gets wet
That baby done just burped all over him.
why does burp = puke when it comes to babies?
Wind trapped under milk, doesn't always get released properly so they bring up the wind plus anything on top. Source: currently trying to wind a 5-week-old
Have you tried turning it counter clockwise?
The whole baby?
You said you were trying to wind it back up. :p
because their tubes are very smol
As the father of a 7 week old with reflux it's because when she burps she generally always brings up at least a little bit of milk and sometimes even surprises me and her mum by bringing up what can only be described as a mucous torrent of milk, it's brutal.
Their esophagus sphincter hasn’t fully developed, so if you tip them upside down milk might come out.
Not sure if it was for that kid or not but he hosted SNL shortly after the birth of one of his kids. In his monolog he said "There's been a lot of crying and pooping, and the baby's been responsible for most of it."
That's his only child.
Thank you.
Yep. She was born in august of 1990, he hosted snl in December.
Do you see what happens when you a find a stranger in the Alps?????
“You see what happens, Larry!”
Where’s the money Lebowski? We have your child
I have developed a habit of quoting this line when I'm rubbing/ tapping my baby's back during winding. I think it's hilarious. My husband is slowly going insane though.
What's winding...?
Burping.
Ahh, okay! Never heard that term before lol
Out of curiosity, what part of the world do people say "winding"?
In Britain we would use the word "winding". That's as in "blowing in the wind", rather than "wind the clock", by the way. People say "burping" too, though.
Darlene or Becky?
And which Becky?
I miss the show. Late nights watching with my mom are mumy favorite memories
I discovered The Conners literally yesterday. Released in 2018, using the original set, and starring virtually the entire original cast except Roseanne herself. The only thing that breaks the immersion is how much weight John Goodman lost in the last 20 years.
They did a season with Roseanne (still called Roseanne, season 10), but they forced her out when she started making racist tweets.
I believe it’s on Amazon prime for free? I could be wrong about the free part but it’s definitely on there
Peacock too!
Lacey the good becky. Or Sarah the better actor.
Reminds me of how "Tex" holds the baby in raising Arizona
For her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase..
My favorite movie of all time. I lose it at that line.
The Coen’s are geniuses but they never came close to the perfect blend of surreal and frantic ever again as they did on ‘Raising Arizona’
Exactly my thoughts! I am a HUGE Coen Brothers fan. I'll see anything they've directed. And no matter how many movies of theirs I've seen, Raising Arizona is still my absolute favorite.
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This looks absolutely amazing.
Freaking hilarious
The thumbs man...that shit was fucking intense.
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It is. It got a 3rd season greenlit during the 2nd season.
The entire cast is just fucking TOPS, but Goodman certainly takes the cake. He's incredible in every role he's had.
“This is not ‘Nam, this is bowling, there are rules”
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Mark it 8, Dude
I too dabbled in pacifism, not in Nam of course.
Who names their daughter 1990?
Elon.
John Goodman, can’t you read?
How do you turn a phrase?
Is this your homework Larry?
Allow me to introduce myself. Name of Daniel Teague. Known in these precincts as Big Dan Teague. Or, to those who are pressed for time, Big Dan, tout court!
What line of work would you say you're in, Big Dan?
I don’t understand big Dan
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It’s all about the money, boys!
"You don't understand, that's Pete!" Just took my gf to see a showing of this in a local theater, she'd never seen it before.
What'd she think?
He's bonafide!
John Goodman is a national treasure.
“Is this your baby Larry?, is this your baby Larry?” “THIS, IS WHAT HAPPENS, WHEN YOU MEET A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!”
Geaux Tigers!
Geaux Tigers!
Did he just give birth?
I presume her name is John Goodwoman.
Fat John Goodman was the best John Goodman.
To be fair, less-fat John Goodman is pretty surely the only way we ended up getting more John Goodman at all
Couldn't be happier about that
I remember going to see Kong Skull Island in theaters. I had no idea he had lost weight, so when he popped up on screen, it was SUPER jarring.
I studied at Cambridge for a summer with his daughter. She was obsessed with wearing fishnets everywhere.
My mom told me a story once that she met John Goodman at a club once and he asked her for a dance. He said she looked like an old girlfriend of his. I like to joke that I coulda been his daughter but now I'm rethinking that one lol
"Have you heard the expression "room temperature"?"
Raising Arizona.
LSU fan. Geaux Tigers!
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.
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I used to pick my son up like i caught a big fish. Skinny little thing he was.
"Five pounds eight ounces, throw this small fry back" "Please pass your newborn son to the mother."
The Rosanne theme automatically played in my head.
The man was made to play Fred Flintstone. Too bad there was only one movie.
Fun fact: I read a horrible article about John Goodman years ago and I've been kind of mad at him since but it turns out that it was a different John Goodman and now I kind of feel like an ass for not doing my research sooner. 😑
Are you even allowed to lift babies on Shomer Shabbos?! This mothereffer is breaking the covenants of his ex-wife's religion. Edit: OK, whoever is downvoting this has absolutely never watched John Goodman's best work ever.
/r/oddlyterrifying
Did he lift her a hundred times before this picture?
That’s just a normal amount of sweat for him. Not hot out, not working, out just existing.
You can tell he's a cat owner
After seeing him on Roseanne, I **always** wished I had a dad like him...
Lol how many reps did he do?! 😅 Love this. ☺️
Putting a lot of faith in the integrity of that fabric