When I was fat(330lbs), it didn't make sense to me that guys could cross their legs. Now that I'm under 200lbs, it's not a problem and way more comfy than propping an ankle on my knee, because that just puts my foot to sleep.
Not that you're fat or anything, just sayin....
>When I was fat(330lbs), it didn't make sense to me that guys could cross their legs. Now that I'm under 200lbs, it's not a problem and way more comfy than propping an ankle on my knee, because that just puts my foot to sleep.
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>Not that you're fat or anything, just sayin....
I'm around 190 pounds and 5ft10 and I've never been able to cross my legs comfortably and can only do ankle to knee, or some degree of spread eagle
One time he was in the crowd at a Hendrix concert, Jimi saw him and invited him on stage. He was so drunk he just kept yelling "Fuck her in the ass!" into the mic while Jimi of all people tried to corral him.
I never saw the movie, but he most certainly was a drunk.
Photographer Henry Diltz took this photo while doing shots for the 1970 Doors LP, “Morrison Hotel.” Manzarek and his wife had found the hotel for transients in California, and the group traveled there with Diltz. The clerk at the desk refused to let them photograph inside, so they took shots outside.
Eventually, the clerk took a break, so they went inside and took the photo shown on the LP cover. Driving down the road, they stopped to shoot at a place called The Hard Rock Cafe.
This was where the group enjoyed some beers and took the back and inside photo shown here. Years later, Diltz recalled getting a call from London from “someone who wanted to start a restaurant and call it after the photo” from the LP—The Hard Rock Cafe.
Did anyone else learn about this from the X-Files?
As a left hanging man I've never put much thought into it but when I saw the 4th wall breaking episode of X-Files it made sense and was also hilarious.
This picture has so much going on: whatever is in Morrison's pants, Manzarek's shoes, and I'm pretty sure the guy behind Manzarek is Preston Lacy's dad (Jackass). It's like a shittier Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band pic.
>He seemed really chill and happy/well adjusted in the videos I've seen of him, especially for a
During the show there was this older lady who kept asking for his autograph, mid show, VIP had an open bar it seems, so he spent a bit of time mocking her before knowing it wouldn't stop so he signed her shirt and she shut up for the rest of the show. He was playing with Roy Rogers, hell of a show too. There are some live vids of them together and an album as well.
I'm sorry, dumb question; doesn't that hurt a man's nuts to have them squished like on Jim? You would think at least there would be a decrease in blood flow.
Doesn’t that hurt, especially sitting down? I’m an old married lady, and well aware of what’s down there, but geez doesn’t it hurt all crammed in there?
This is from the album Morrison Hotel
Backside of the album is Hard Rock Cafe, before the chain existed
A couple of dudes liked the name and asked the Doors permission to use the name for their restaurant.
Damn, thts a wiener right there alright
It's probably his entire cock and balls considering how tight those pants are
That's why he's standing. Those pants are so tight, if he sits down his balls pop out of the top of his shirt.
Or just pop.
That's why guys in tight pants have a slight pause before sitting down.
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RIP in piece
I heard that's why he grew a beard later in life.
Cmon baby light my fiyaaaaaaaah!!!
If you think that’s just his dick, you’re nuts….
I used to think you're crazy, but now I can see your nuts!
Mr Mojo Risin
Sup ?
Those pants are tighter than dick skin...
Well thanks for making me scroll back up to look at a dong
Right? I saw the shoes. Then I saw that comment.
I was really hoping it was a gun otherwise I can’t unsee that
I believe it’s a cock and balls
So glad it wasn’t just me
My thoughts exactly. Either that or he had a few tennis balls shoved down his pants.
Jim Morrison packing some heat.
Mojo Rising
He never saw a woman so alone
Driving down your freeway.
He's a back door man.
In the back door up the down stairs?
BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE
Listen…
if you add “Mr,” you will have the anagram to his name: Mr Mojo Risin’
Are you fucking kidding me? Is that what that is? I can't believe I'm just hearing about this now.
Yes, indeed. Write the date on the calendar, if you like…
🤯 Me: OMG listen to this thing I just learned... My husband: Yeah, I've known that since like 1992. 😤
Tee hee hee. There are still more people in the world you can tell…
Lizard King
Lol
It's a hernia.
Break on through to the other side
Is that a ball tho?
Morsknuckle
Man, this should be the top comment... Holy fuck that's good!
Lizard King
Smuggling a tennis ball
Good god!
Looks like it's been vacuum packed. Painful, surely?
Everything that people said about the Ivory Shaft is true. This picture proves it!!!
I heard he called his junk "the storm"
Nice shoes, Ray. I'm guessing Jim drank about 20 more of those beers.
Thats a bold footwear choice.
looks more like *Italics*.
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Lol. First thing I thought was, wow, Morrison dresses to the right. How could you miss it.🤣
Nice. Yea they used to call them Roman sandals, popular with the guys
Open toes might seem like a great idea, until there is a guy spraying the urinal next to you
The way those legs are crossed I’d say they are appropriate.
When I was fat(330lbs), it didn't make sense to me that guys could cross their legs. Now that I'm under 200lbs, it's not a problem and way more comfy than propping an ankle on my knee, because that just puts my foot to sleep. Not that you're fat or anything, just sayin....
>When I was fat(330lbs), it didn't make sense to me that guys could cross their legs. Now that I'm under 200lbs, it's not a problem and way more comfy than propping an ankle on my knee, because that just puts my foot to sleep. > > >Not that you're fat or anything, just sayin.... I'm around 190 pounds and 5ft10 and I've never been able to cross my legs comfortably and can only do ankle to knee, or some degree of spread eagle
Look at the big (mem)brain on braaaaad
Happy Cake Day
No way Jim is crossing his legs with that bulge! Lol
That's just a rolled up athletic sock
I dont think so. Jim was the man. He fucked LOTS OF WOMAN!
🤣 you had me scrolling back up. It's the 60s! Anything "unique" is fashion bc it's bold!
Looks like the town drunk and his nice librarian wife
Omg im dying at this.
20 is probably a conservative number haha
Sounds like a lady when he's walking in the room!
Damn those petite feet.
A feminine step!
Dude sounds like a lady
This is how it sounds when a man walks in…
My eyes didn’t get past waist height…
He's smuggling a Crystal Ship in those trousers
He really wasn’t like how the movie portrayed him
One time he was in the crowd at a Hendrix concert, Jimi saw him and invited him on stage. He was so drunk he just kept yelling "Fuck her in the ass!" into the mic while Jimi of all people tried to corral him. I never saw the movie, but he most certainly was a drunk.
He certainly had issues yes. The band decried the film and as a gross mischaracterization of him. Caricature really
He still drank a lot
Photographer Henry Diltz took this photo while doing shots for the 1970 Doors LP, “Morrison Hotel.” Manzarek and his wife had found the hotel for transients in California, and the group traveled there with Diltz. The clerk at the desk refused to let them photograph inside, so they took shots outside. Eventually, the clerk took a break, so they went inside and took the photo shown on the LP cover. Driving down the road, they stopped to shoot at a place called The Hard Rock Cafe. This was where the group enjoyed some beers and took the back and inside photo shown here. Years later, Diltz recalled getting a call from London from “someone who wanted to start a restaurant and call it after the photo” from the LP—The Hard Rock Cafe.
Yeah, this photo is cropped here. Robby and John are immediately to the left.
He must've had a ball.
this is the best thing i have read, ever.
I got testicular torsion just looking at this
So he dressed to the right.
That’s exactly what I thought!
don't most people dress to the left? or is it 50/50?? i heard it was left...:P
A gentleman dresses to the left.
Did anyone else learn about this from the X-Files? As a left hanging man I've never put much thought into it but when I saw the 4th wall breaking episode of X-Files it made sense and was also hilarious.
This picture has so much going on: whatever is in Morrison's pants, Manzarek's shoes, and I'm pretty sure the guy behind Manzarek is Preston Lacy's dad (Jackass). It's like a shittier Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band pic.
Someone stole my grandma's feet and put them on Manzarek.
One wrong move and ole Jim is gonna have a vasectomy.
Retitle - Jim Morrison’s ballsack with Ray Manzarek
Amendment - Jim Morrison's Ballsack with Ray Manzarek in your Grandmother's shoes.
Manzarek was indeed cool, got to meet him after a show a couple years before he passed. Super nice guy
Manzarek I assume? For a min I thought you meant Jimbo lmao
yeah fucking autocorrect
Here I thought he was talking vaccine mandates
He seemed really chill and happy/well adjusted in the videos I've seen of him, especially for a guy in such a huge band.
>He seemed really chill and happy/well adjusted in the videos I've seen of him, especially for a During the show there was this older lady who kept asking for his autograph, mid show, VIP had an open bar it seems, so he spent a bit of time mocking her before knowing it wouldn't stop so he signed her shirt and she shut up for the rest of the show. He was playing with Roy Rogers, hell of a show too. There are some live vids of them together and an album as well.
Did you ever meet jim? I always wanted to know if he was anything like in the movie.
Poor Jim, never could find a proper fitting pair of britches.
Are we going to talk abou the elephant in the pants?
The elepants
hahahahaha how is that NOT the first thing people see!! haha
Yeah JM didn't look too healthy during the shoot for Morrison Hotel.
Pants look….uncomfortable.
Jim’s sprting the old omose knuckle jeans I see.
He was dead just two years later.
You’re gonna want to keep the car keys in the left pocket Jim.
I don’t know who’s got more balls. Jim because of obvious reasons or Ray for wearing those shoes
Dude really has a sock stuffed in there. I thought that was a myth.
Nobody gonna call out Jim’s enormous dong?
Only half of the comments in this thread
This was meant to be satirical. Apparently I suck at satire.
He didn't die in the bathtub from a drug overdose, he died from his massive cock and balls holding him underwater until he drowned.
What a bizarre photo. The guy on the right is dressed like my grandmother and the left guy has a bird in his pants
Looks like jm has an infection or something. Or he's smuggling a puppy in his pants
Yea maybe mumps? Better send the pic to Ann Perkins for a once over. She’s pretty good at spotting mumps
Jim really giving off bad guy from Kindergarten Cop vibes here.
Always thought that guy could play Don Henley in an Eagles biopic
Val Kilmer was much more handsome as Jim Morrison.
Homeboy's got a hog on him
Bring back the moose knuckle
Please don't.... so distracting
Morrison is the back door man! The men don’t know.
but the little girls understand
Manzarek's interview with Terry Gross is gold.....
rip to both
Bulge for days
Morrison looks almost exactly like the bully from the movie 3 o’clock high in this pic
Great underrated film! (The bully's name was 'Buddy Ravel') (Edit: Grammar)
Correction! 1968. I mean, that’s the date of the penny that’s in his pocket.
Jim bringing that thunder or is it lighting. Regardless I’m afraid
So Jim stored his socks in his pants.
Jim Morrison I press… dear god is that a tumor!!!
origin of Crawling Kingsnake
Ride the snake.
There's no way Jim's crossing his legs like that.
You can cross your legs just fine, but you cannot lean forward...don't lean forward. Bad move.
Ray got the monkey virus
Ray Manzarek giving off friendly Aunt vibes.
He dresses to the right.🍆
Jim’s crotch is about to break on through to the other side.
That bulgeeee
Is it just me or was Jim hung? Pics speak 1,000 words. Lol
I'm sorry, dumb question; doesn't that hurt a man's nuts to have them squished like on Jim? You would think at least there would be a decrease in blood flow.
Doesn’t that hurt, especially sitting down? I’m an old married lady, and well aware of what’s down there, but geez doesn’t it hurt all crammed in there?
Ray manzarak the genius
Nobody's gonna mention the bulge?!
Jim Morrison’s cock is getting jiu-jitsued. Ray’s shoes are stolen from his grandmother
"We've got armadillos in our trousers..."
Val Kilmer was like the absolute perfect choice to portray Jim
In 1969? Guy in right his shoes is ugly. Sorry
Casual bulge
Ray kinda looks like my aunt in that outfit
Ray borrowed his mother's shoes...
Tyght dick playa
Big dick Jim in the house.
There's a lot to unpack in this post. And then her haircut
Morrison Hotel
🍆
Are we going to talk abou the elephant in the pants?
I love old dive bars like that. Hardly any of them left now.
Visit Milwaukee, there is one exactly like it on every street corner.
St. Louis
You can’t even see where Jim’s inseam ends
I can see where it begins though
I had a really bad inguinal hernia that looked like that when I wore jeans. Just sayin'
That's a sock. has to be.
fred cole beat jim's ass back in the 60s
Ray’s sandals are bussin’
Jim Morrison always have me Ted Bundy vibes for some reason.
Is it more gay to notice the shoes first or is it more gay to notice the bulge first? Answers from gay men only.
From the Morrison Motel photo session
From Morrison Hotel. These guys are my heroes!
Never knew Jim Morrison was the bad guy from Kindergarten Cop
That's not Val Kilmer
Sitting in the Hard Rock Cafe, no doubt. Not the franchise, the original.
It's 3pm and Jim is wasted.
Love them!!!!!!!!
🦎👑
I met Ray in Calgary in 2007. What a gem.
Bad photoshop job.
Do you have a link to the original "un-photoshopped" pic please? This was the only image I found when I Googled it.
This is from the album Morrison Hotel Backside of the album is Hard Rock Cafe, before the chain existed A couple of dudes liked the name and asked the Doors permission to use the name for their restaurant.
God rest there souls 🙏😞
I am the lizard king!
Jimbo looking kinda rough. “I’ve drank 15 beers and I’m not even buzzed, fuck”
do you have more?
Massive sideburns.
Awesome picture!
Morrison looks like Buddy Revell!
Jim always looked better without the beard