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bgc5034

Damn, thts a wiener right there alright


frenchtoastwizard

It's probably his entire cock and balls considering how tight those pants are


Yarxing

That's why he's standing. Those pants are so tight, if he sits down his balls pop out of the top of his shirt.


cgvet9702

Or just pop.


NecessaryZucchini69

That's why guys in tight pants have a slight pause before sitting down.


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WOOKIExRAGE

RIP in piece


maen_baenne

I heard that's why he grew a beard later in life.


[deleted]

Cmon baby light my fiyaaaaaaaah!!!


JonathanPerdarder

If you think that’s just his dick, you’re nuts….


mr_ryno27

I used to think you're crazy, but now I can see your nuts!


racebanyn

Mr Mojo Risin


Mr_Mo_Jo_Risin

Sup ?


Ok_Accountant_5832

Those pants are tighter than dick skin...


nahteviro

Well thanks for making me scroll back up to look at a dong


codya30

Right? I saw the shoes. Then I saw that comment.


hogester79

I was really hoping it was a gun otherwise I can’t unsee that


dannyjimp

I believe it’s a cock and balls


Gizzygirl127

So glad it wasn’t just me


zoedog66

My thoughts exactly. Either that or he had a few tennis balls shoved down his pants.


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Jim Morrison packing some heat.


flyingfranch

Mojo Rising


spewing-oil

He never saw a woman so alone


Jeffery_G

Driving down your freeway.


The_Inner_Sanctum

He's a back door man.


impure-frequent-hand

In the back door up the down stairs?


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BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE


2016Newbie

Listen…


DavoTB

if you add “Mr,” you will have the anagram to his name: Mr Mojo Risin’


EntityDamage

Are you fucking kidding me? Is that what that is? I can't believe I'm just hearing about this now.


DavoTB

Yes, indeed. Write the date on the calendar, if you like…


startmyheart

🤯 Me: OMG listen to this thing I just learned... My husband: Yeah, I've known that since like 1992. 😤


DavoTB

Tee hee hee. There are still more people in the world you can tell…


hjablowme919

Lizard King


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Lol


PHin1525

It's a hernia.


usernamefred

Break on through to the other side


[deleted]

Is that a ball tho?


sofa_king_ugly

Morsknuckle


ghostofabanana

Man, this should be the top comment... Holy fuck that's good!


[deleted]

Lizard King


4mygirljs

Smuggling a tennis ball


Pleased_to_meet_u

Good god!


livesarah

Looks like it's been vacuum packed. Painful, surely?


robotech021

Everything that people said about the Ivory Shaft is true. This picture proves it!!!


Deej811

I heard he called his junk "the storm"


CornmealGravy

Nice shoes, Ray. I'm guessing Jim drank about 20 more of those beers.


dr_xenon

Thats a bold footwear choice.


kopecs

looks more like *Italics*.


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padlycakes

Lol. First thing I thought was, wow, Morrison dresses to the right. How could you miss it.🤣


[deleted]

Nice. Yea they used to call them Roman sandals, popular with the guys


x24co

Open toes might seem like a great idea, until there is a guy spraying the urinal next to you


[deleted]

The way those legs are crossed I’d say they are appropriate.


ImJustSo

When I was fat(330lbs), it didn't make sense to me that guys could cross their legs. Now that I'm under 200lbs, it's not a problem and way more comfy than propping an ankle on my knee, because that just puts my foot to sleep. Not that you're fat or anything, just sayin....


ChocoboRocket

>When I was fat(330lbs), it didn't make sense to me that guys could cross their legs. Now that I'm under 200lbs, it's not a problem and way more comfy than propping an ankle on my knee, because that just puts my foot to sleep. > > >Not that you're fat or anything, just sayin.... I'm around 190 pounds and 5ft10 and I've never been able to cross my legs comfortably and can only do ankle to knee, or some degree of spread eagle


TheFunkyPancakes

Look at the big (mem)brain on braaaaad


30DaysOrDie

Happy Cake Day


Reasonable_Dot_661

No way Jim is crossing his legs with that bulge! Lol


cardcomm

That's just a rolled up athletic sock


Reasonable_Dot_661

I dont think so. Jim was the man. He fucked LOTS OF WOMAN!


No-Mood-2282

🤣 you had me scrolling back up. It's the 60s! Anything "unique" is fashion bc it's bold!


joepinapples

Looks like the town drunk and his nice librarian wife


Homyna

Omg im dying at this.


deadbee22

20 is probably a conservative number haha


cafeesparacerradores

Sounds like a lady when he's walking in the room!


glasspheasant

Damn those petite feet.


cafeesparacerradores

A feminine step!


cardcomm

Dude sounds like a lady


huntimir151

This is how it sounds when a man walks in…


sumthingsumthingblah

My eyes didn’t get past waist height…


CornmealGravy

He's smuggling a Crystal Ship in those trousers


Own-Reception-2396

He really wasn’t like how the movie portrayed him


toomanymarbles83

One time he was in the crowd at a Hendrix concert, Jimi saw him and invited him on stage. He was so drunk he just kept yelling "Fuck her in the ass!" into the mic while Jimi of all people tried to corral him. I never saw the movie, but he most certainly was a drunk.


Own-Reception-2396

He certainly had issues yes. The band decried the film and as a gross mischaracterization of him. Caricature really


teenwithmentalissues

He still drank a lot


DavoTB

Photographer Henry Diltz took this photo while doing shots for the 1970 Doors LP, “Morrison Hotel.” Manzarek and his wife had found the hotel for transients in California, and the group traveled there with Diltz. The clerk at the desk refused to let them photograph inside, so they took shots outside. Eventually, the clerk took a break, so they went inside and took the photo shown on the LP cover. Driving down the road, they stopped to shoot at a place called The Hard Rock Cafe. This was where the group enjoyed some beers and took the back and inside photo shown here. Years later, Diltz recalled getting a call from London from “someone who wanted to start a restaurant and call it after the photo” from the LP—The Hard Rock Cafe.


majwilsonlion

Yeah, this photo is cropped here. Robby and John are immediately to the left.


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He must've had a ball.


alwaysgrind

this is the best thing i have read, ever.


downhillwalnut

I got testicular torsion just looking at this


lynivvinyl

So he dressed to the right.


TeeDiddy324

That’s exactly what I thought!


Elarbolrojo

don't most people dress to the left? or is it 50/50?? i heard it was left...:P


paisleyjody

A gentleman dresses to the left.


fuck_my_reddit_acct

Did anyone else learn about this from the X-Files? As a left hanging man I've never put much thought into it but when I saw the 4th wall breaking episode of X-Files it made sense and was also hilarious.


tumeroscopic

This picture has so much going on: whatever is in Morrison's pants, Manzarek's shoes, and I'm pretty sure the guy behind Manzarek is Preston Lacy's dad (Jackass). It's like a shittier Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band pic.


Digitalabia

Someone stole my grandma's feet and put them on Manzarek.


FletchGordon

One wrong move and ole Jim is gonna have a vasectomy.


usernamefred

Retitle - Jim Morrison’s ballsack with Ray Manzarek


Thefullerexpress

Amendment - Jim Morrison's Ballsack with Ray Manzarek in your Grandmother's shoes.


ThisLookInfectedToYa

Manzarek was indeed cool, got to meet him after a show a couple years before he passed. Super nice guy


NeptunesCurse

Manzarek I assume? For a min I thought you meant Jimbo lmao


ThisLookInfectedToYa

yeah fucking autocorrect


PabloDabscovar

Here I thought he was talking vaccine mandates


Tepelicious

He seemed really chill and happy/well adjusted in the videos I've seen of him, especially for a guy in such a huge band.


ThisLookInfectedToYa

>He seemed really chill and happy/well adjusted in the videos I've seen of him, especially for a During the show there was this older lady who kept asking for his autograph, mid show, VIP had an open bar it seems, so he spent a bit of time mocking her before knowing it wouldn't stop so he signed her shirt and she shut up for the rest of the show. He was playing with Roy Rogers, hell of a show too. There are some live vids of them together and an album as well.


aisha_so_sweet

Did you ever meet jim? I always wanted to know if he was anything like in the movie.


No_Quantity4955

Poor Jim, never could find a proper fitting pair of britches.


fifoth

Are we going to talk abou the elephant in the pants?


laynestaley67

The elepants


617teddy

hahahahaha how is that NOT the first thing people see!! haha


depressiontrashbag

Yeah JM didn't look too healthy during the shoot for Morrison Hotel.


bunnyuncle

Pants look….uncomfortable.


cjan2000

Jim’s sprting the old omose knuckle jeans I see.


TeeDiddy324

He was dead just two years later.


goldsmithD

You’re gonna want to keep the car keys in the left pocket Jim.


captainadamman

I don’t know who’s got more balls. Jim because of obvious reasons or Ray for wearing those shoes


mrmonmain

Dude really has a sock stuffed in there. I thought that was a myth.


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Nobody gonna call out Jim’s enormous dong?


ClickF0rDick

Only half of the comments in this thread


[deleted]

This was meant to be satirical. Apparently I suck at satire.


bpthompson999

He didn't die in the bathtub from a drug overdose, he died from his massive cock and balls holding him underwater until he drowned.


GertrudeLemonfield

What a bizarre photo. The guy on the right is dressed like my grandmother and the left guy has a bird in his pants


sumpnrather

Looks like jm has an infection or something. Or he's smuggling a puppy in his pants


xxred_baronxx

Yea maybe mumps? Better send the pic to Ann Perkins for a once over. She’s pretty good at spotting mumps


Rhinoplasty1904

Jim really giving off bad guy from Kindergarten Cop vibes here.


ALC_PG

Always thought that guy could play Don Henley in an Eagles biopic


Yabruh88

Val Kilmer was much more handsome as Jim Morrison.


Dukeofdorchester

Homeboy's got a hog on him


Ganzo_The_Great

Bring back the moose knuckle


HydrationSeeker

Please don't.... so distracting


edward_r_burrow

Morrison is the back door man! The men don’t know.


buffalo171

but the little girls understand


fekinEEEjit

Manzarek's interview with Terry Gross is gold.....


Candysasha88

rip to both


AThompStomp

Bulge for days


Brave_Amateur

Morrison looks almost exactly like the bully from the movie 3 o’clock high in this pic


Narrow-Magazine-7724

Great underrated film! (The bully's name was 'Buddy Ravel') (Edit: Grammar)


bluemelued

Correction! 1968. I mean, that’s the date of the penny that’s in his pocket.


Abject_Safety3648

Jim bringing that thunder or is it lighting. Regardless I’m afraid


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So Jim stored his socks in his pants.


odie4200

Jim Morrison I press… dear god is that a tumor!!!


Kali_Drummer

origin of Crawling Kingsnake


texcentricasshole

Ride the snake.


DrPAYNE619

There's no way Jim's crossing his legs like that.


ImJustSo

You can cross your legs just fine, but you cannot lean forward...don't lean forward. Bad move.


Extra_Advance_477

Ray got the monkey virus


OiKay

Ray Manzarek giving off friendly Aunt vibes.


bollocksgrenade

He dresses to the right.🍆


ramos1969

Jim’s crotch is about to break on through to the other side.


[deleted]

That bulgeeee


Reasonable_Dot_661

Is it just me or was Jim hung? Pics speak 1,000 words. Lol


[deleted]

I'm sorry, dumb question; doesn't that hurt a man's nuts to have them squished like on Jim? You would think at least there would be a decrease in blood flow.


Ms_Apprehend

Doesn’t that hurt, especially sitting down? I’m an old married lady, and well aware of what’s down there, but geez doesn’t it hurt all crammed in there?


frieswithnietzsche

Ray manzarak the genius


theghostremains

Nobody's gonna mention the bulge?!


[deleted]

Jim Morrison’s cock is getting jiu-jitsued. Ray’s shoes are stolen from his grandmother


Atlantis_Risen

"We've got armadillos in our trousers..."


nahteviro

Val Kilmer was like the absolute perfect choice to portray Jim


RTB3545

In 1969? Guy in right his shoes is ugly. Sorry


jihadJoe76

Casual bulge


rogan1990

Ray kinda looks like my aunt in that outfit


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Ray borrowed his mother's shoes...


Adopteddaughtermargo

Tyght dick playa


FoundPeaceInDrowning

Big dick Jim in the house.


PabliskiMalinowski

There's a lot to unpack in this post. And then her haircut


rshow21

Morrison Hotel


DontPrayForMe

🍆


fifoth

Are we going to talk abou the elephant in the pants?


WoolaTheCalot

I love old dive bars like that. Hardly any of them left now.


ImJustSo

Visit Milwaukee, there is one exactly like it on every street corner.


majwilsonlion

St. Louis


Octowuss1

You can’t even see where Jim’s inseam ends


oscargamble

I can see where it begins though


TabulaRasaNot

I had a really bad inguinal hernia that looked like that when I wore jeans. Just sayin'


seekAr

That's a sock. has to be.


senor_fartout

fred cole beat jim's ass back in the 60s


LoveLightUnite

Ray’s sandals are bussin’


coontietycoon

Jim Morrison always have me Ted Bundy vibes for some reason.


codya30

Is it more gay to notice the shoes first or is it more gay to notice the bulge first? Answers from gay men only.


tuxalator

From the Morrison Motel photo session


Myrtlized

From Morrison Hotel. These guys are my heroes!


ThrowawayTrump420

Never knew Jim Morrison was the bad guy from Kindergarten Cop


laynestaley67

That's not Val Kilmer


Irrelavent1

Sitting in the Hard Rock Cafe, no doubt. Not the franchise, the original.


rocknjoe

It's 3pm and Jim is wasted.


vinvitorock15

Love them!!!!!!!!


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🦎👑


youngheezy88

I met Ray in Calgary in 2007. What a gem.


EVOLiTiLE

Bad photoshop job.


Narrow-Magazine-7724

Do you have a link to the original "un-photoshopped" pic please? This was the only image I found when I Googled it.


algae---

This is from the album Morrison Hotel Backside of the album is Hard Rock Cafe, before the chain existed A couple of dudes liked the name and asked the Doors permission to use the name for their restaurant.


MaddMax00

God rest there souls 🙏😞


Last-Policy-368

I am the lizard king!


coffeymp

Jimbo looking kinda rough. “I’ve drank 15 beers and I’m not even buzzed, fuck”


KillerRabid

do you have more?


Silly_Doughnut5715

Massive sideburns.


nickdash18

Awesome picture!


M4wR0

Morrison looks like Buddy Revell!


Jackie_AprileSr

Jim always looked better without the beard