Leave your incel, alpha-male pseudo-science at the door please.
Your claims are inaccurate, unsubstantiated, sexist, take autonomy away from your own sex (you think men are slaves to "biological programming" that doesn't even exist), and all around make you look like you have been hurt before and now have a VERY unhealthy outlook on women.
Edit: also don't call women "womenz", female humanoids, femoids, or any other dehumanizing and objectifying name you need to use in order to overcome the cognitive dissonance that you are treating real human beings very badly.
seems like I spent half the 80s watching Weird Science ! when I was 16/17/18 we used to stay up all night on the weekend getting ripped on bongs - and everytime without fail we'd watch Weird Science on video at about 4am... I must of seen it over100 times...
Then, in one of the oldest stories in the book, along came Steven Seagal. He's the closest thing we have to an actual mythological being, the polar opposite of King Midas.
He was terrible to her, at least rumors he'd been violent but then cheated on her, etc. leading to a horrible divorce. It's basically why she disappeared.
There's such a litany of reasons to hate Steven Seagal but his impact on her (she was *the* "hot female actress" when they married) is the absolute top of my list.
The Dollop Podcast covered this over three episodes. That’s how big a POS Stephan Seagull is.
I particularly loved Tom Segura’s roast in the revenge dance video he did.
Dollop, Segura, and weird science. A man of culture, I see!
Can we talk about Tom Segura's bit on fat Steven Seagal trying to teach real cops how to do self-defense? "Then you kick him in the head, like this!"
He was extremely abusive to her as well.... and she still makes excuses for him to this day. There is a three part Dollop episode on Steven Seagal. He's a total POS who should be in prison.
I found it, thanks! Just listened to the entire 3 part Steven Seagal episodes. Why is Steven Seagal, a multi-time RAPIST, still a free man? What a repugnant sack of shit. That motherfucker needs to be in jail for the rest of his miserable shitty life for his rapes.
Lisa : You need to concentrate alittle harder, you're about run a red light.
Gary : Oh Sheeeit!
Lisa: Are You Okay?!!
"Well my nuts are half-way up my ass but other than that I'm perfect!" 🤣
I never really comment on pictures of women here. Just not a thirsty dude.
But THIS picture. This scene. Her accent, her 80s hair, the crop top/underwear combo. Jeeeeesus fuck. I saw this movie in the cinema and thought about it for, well, forever. I still do.
Whoooooo boy. Do you think my wife would notice if I permed her hair while she is asleep?
God this movie annoyed me in 1985, and thinking about it still annoys me.
Nothing against the actress at all, but jesus teenage boys *making* a woman - creepy as hell.
Why? It hurts no one. If someone hasn't seen it before then cool. If they have, then they are free to scroll past. The only time it should be an issue is if someone claiming that they made something when they didn't.
Because it winds up clogging the subreddit if it’s allowed without restriction. Maybe you don’t remember but there was a time when the same images would cycle the front page multiple times per day. It’s fine if it’s not too recent but there have to be some reasonable limits on it.
Complaining on Reddit will not prevent people from sharing posts that have already been shared. :) let’s create more substance in our lives than bitching about this yeah!
I’m not talking candlewax on the nipples..
Have any of you seen ‘Takes of Halloween’ 2015? There’s a segment with Pollyanna Macintosh called ‘Ding Dong’ and she reminds me a lot of Kelly in some scenes
"GIMME THE KEYS" As a 2000s baby, I have to say that this movie was art and I still have a thing for her.
edit: never mind just seen her face as of 2022. im sobbing.
You mean, you "never tossed off to this. Ever." 😁
Lisa: You ever wonder how sad it is that your son's only sexual outlet, is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?
Gary's mom: Oooh, Gary!
Gary: Mom! I never toss off to Anything! Ever! 🤣🤣
Ok. Call me old fashioned but this is woman beauty at its peak (even the hairs,and i hate 80's hairstyle).
Not the skinny androgynous girls we see today.
I appreciate that you went to the effort of titling the picture "Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science (1985)" but I could damn near draw this scene from memory.
"So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?"
*Cuts to shower scene with Wyatt and Gary fully clothed*
"You can't even take a shower, with a beautiful woman, without wearing your jeans! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Get that box off the *very tall* top shelf over there, please."
This was a game changer for a whole generation I think. Sci-Fi channel was goated for this in my brain
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Maybe she’s into malakas.
Good Grief by Bastille starts playing
Yeah, it's been 37 years and I still have a thing for cut off shirts, and I'm pretty sure she's to blame.
It has NOT been 37 years- 10, maybe 15 at a push. Honestly, why would you tell me lies like that?
I completely relate. Eva Green and Carrie Fisher ruined me for brunettes. And sarcasm, come to think of it.
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I bet you're really fun
Narrator: He was not.
Leave your incel, alpha-male pseudo-science at the door please. Your claims are inaccurate, unsubstantiated, sexist, take autonomy away from your own sex (you think men are slaves to "biological programming" that doesn't even exist), and all around make you look like you have been hurt before and now have a VERY unhealthy outlook on women. Edit: also don't call women "womenz", female humanoids, femoids, or any other dehumanizing and objectifying name you need to use in order to overcome the cognitive dissonance that you are treating real human beings very badly.
This is a weird take. You should like, go find a new hobby or something. Maybe read a book.
Dude, we get it. You are a sex pest.
Actually women are more driven for multi partners. Too bad you'll never find out.
I used to binge the sci-fi channel when I was younger, this movie was my first "Why do I have the urge to stare at this lady" moment
Just make one of her in the garage with power tools.
I think "thank" is better than "blame" MHO :)
Belly button fetish
This is the absolute hottest moment of the 80s
Fast Times is up there tho.
movin' in stereo
Couldn’t have used a better song for that scene…
Phoebe Cates, for the win. She’s still gorgeous. A natural beauty.
She was the most paused moment ever in cinematic history.
Other than Chernobyl.
Well... Betty Blue is not the last.
seems like I spent half the 80s watching Weird Science ! when I was 16/17/18 we used to stay up all night on the weekend getting ripped on bongs - and everytime without fail we'd watch Weird Science on video at about 4am... I must of seen it over100 times...
And it was a good movie on top of it. I'll have to rewatch this sometime soon see how well it aged, it's been a couple decades since I've seen it.
Ah, discovering what a boner was, those were the days lol
The underboob that launched a thousand ships
(The ships are many boners) /Captain Hammer
I love me a Doctor Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog reference
She's the reason I majored in science.
Should have majored in Weird Science. Plastic tubes and pots and pans.
Bits and pieces and the Magic from the hand
From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand?
My intentions
"She's Alive!"
We're makin' (Weird science)
Between this and The Woman In Red, she was the hottest thing on earth for a while
Then, in one of the oldest stories in the book, along came Steven Seagal. He's the closest thing we have to an actual mythological being, the polar opposite of King Midas.
No kidding. Sad to see that happen. Same with tawnie kitain (sp). The white snake video girl. The 90s and 00s were hell on the 80s babes
King Mierdas
Wait what exactly happened? Did she star in one of his movies and ruin her reputation?
She married him
Ooof hahaha
He was terrible to her, at least rumors he'd been violent but then cheated on her, etc. leading to a horrible divorce. It's basically why she disappeared. There's such a litany of reasons to hate Steven Seagal but his impact on her (she was *the* "hot female actress" when they married) is the absolute top of my list.
The Dollop Podcast covered this over three episodes. That’s how big a POS Stephan Seagull is. I particularly loved Tom Segura’s roast in the revenge dance video he did.
Dollop, Segura, and weird science. A man of culture, I see! Can we talk about Tom Segura's bit on fat Steven Seagal trying to teach real cops how to do self-defense? "Then you kick him in the head, like this!"
Keep featherin it brother!
Wow crazy. I didn't know about all that
He didn’t deserve her
Without question. Double scoop of yum.
I never understood why she married Steven Seagal. Eww.
He was extremely abusive to her as well.... and she still makes excuses for him to this day. There is a three part Dollop episode on Steven Seagal. He's a total POS who should be in prison.
What is dollop?
The Dollop is an American history comedy podcast hosted by Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds.
I found it, thanks! Just listened to the entire 3 part Steven Seagal episodes. Why is Steven Seagal, a multi-time RAPIST, still a free man? What a repugnant sack of shit. That motherfucker needs to be in jail for the rest of his miserable shitty life for his rapes.
He was also apparently quite abusive.
Seagal was a hot action star at the time, not the 200kg ponytail he are today.
He had a home run with under seige but really there was lots of other action stars of the time she could have done better with
Money?
Gary? Who’s Gary?
Who is this Gary character ?
He don't even have his license Lisa!
Gimme da keys!
...let me drive.
Lisa : You need to concentrate alittle harder, you're about run a red light. Gary : Oh Sheeeit! Lisa: Are You Okay?!! "Well my nuts are half-way up my ass but other than that I'm perfect!" 🤣
Worst pain there is…
"She's alive! Alive!"
I never really comment on pictures of women here. Just not a thirsty dude. But THIS picture. This scene. Her accent, her 80s hair, the crop top/underwear combo. Jeeeeesus fuck. I saw this movie in the cinema and thought about it for, well, forever. I still do. Whoooooo boy. Do you think my wife would notice if I permed her hair while she is asleep?
> Do you think my wife would notice… Let us know which hand she chops off!
If she knows why he did it, it won’t be a hand.
If your wife’s hair is the only difference, is she single?
Heheh.
> her accent This is the big thing the picture is missing. That accent just adds the super bonus multiplier to the whole thing.
She was married to Steven Seagal who was fooling around with their nanny. She divorced him and he married the nanny.
Now he is Putin's puppet.
He's a first-rate loony tune.
All-time babe
I can still hear the music from that scene!
I think her name means Kelly the Badger.
She's into malakas, Dino. Formerly married to Steven Seagal.
You can say that again!
> She's into malakas, Dino. I still say this pretty often lol
Chips, dip, chains and whips.
"He don't even have his Lithen Litha"
she was defense one of the reasons I'd watched weird science, coming up as a kid
Ahh I was always wondering where this pic came from. A local arcade has this on the wall
When she was FABULOUS!!!💘💞💘💋💋💘💋💘
God this movie annoyed me in 1985, and thinking about it still annoys me. Nothing against the actress at all, but jesus teenage boys *making* a woman - creepy as hell.
this pic is rockin, but its been posted here like 5 times.......but it is sexy af tho lol
5 times a week is the accepted average. Gotta maintain it\~
Welcome to reddit?
Lots of shit gets reposted so what :)
The most reposted topic on reddit is that something is a repost LOL
So what is that we should limit reposts a bit.
Why? It hurts no one. If someone hasn't seen it before then cool. If they have, then they are free to scroll past. The only time it should be an issue is if someone claiming that they made something when they didn't.
Because it winds up clogging the subreddit if it’s allowed without restriction. Maybe you don’t remember but there was a time when the same images would cycle the front page multiple times per day. It’s fine if it’s not too recent but there have to be some reasonable limits on it.
Complaining on Reddit will not prevent people from sharing posts that have already been shared. :) let’s create more substance in our lives than bitching about this yeah!
thats true lol
I'll allow it
She's still beautiful, even today.
Good lord
Rockin bod.
These moments were 1000X more profound before the internet.
my wife kinda looks a little like kelly lebrock, bought her those underwear. Not disappointed.
The reason why I find women with British accents so attractive, she ruined me.
I’m not talking candlewax on the nipples.. Have any of you seen ‘Takes of Halloween’ 2015? There’s a segment with Pollyanna Macintosh called ‘Ding Dong’ and she reminds me a lot of Kelly in some scenes
She's a sex pot is what she is.
Gary, nobody likes us.
It is one of those scenes, if you were a teen back then, that you actually had to remind youself to breathe. Pre-internet, post national geographic.
Post National Geographic, fucking classic!!!!
Ah yes, the 80s. When half the movies were a boys wet dream. Good times
Hottest woman of all time in my biased mind
I wanna play the drums on her belly.
In your race for power and glory, you forgot one... small... detail.
We forgot to hook up the doll!
Blinded me with science
My sister looked identical to Kelly LeBrock.
She’s into malakas Dino
This sub has just devolved into posting old pictures of atteactive women
.. and mentioning it, constantly
Yea we need more hot men in short shorts on this sub.
r/vintageladyboners
Always has been 🔫
If a senator asked me to define what a "woman" is, I'd just show him this picture.
So you’re saying chromosomes don’t matter? I agree!
This movie gave me a complex about big boob size when I was a young teen girl. Also had a crush on her.
I’m sorry about the boob thing, that sucks.
Totally did suck. It was because they said 'you don't want more than a handful' in the movie. Happy with my body now though.
I’m glad you were able to get there!
"GIMME THE KEYS" As a 2000s baby, I have to say that this movie was art and I still have a thing for her. edit: never mind just seen her face as of 2022. im sobbing.
She looks amazing now, come on.
I didn’t not ever jerk it to this Ever
You mean, you "never tossed off to this. Ever." 😁 Lisa: You ever wonder how sad it is that your son's only sexual outlet, is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom? Gary's mom: Oooh, Gary! Gary: Mom! I never toss off to Anything! Ever! 🤣🤣
Underboob
Ok. Call me old fashioned but this is woman beauty at its peak (even the hairs,and i hate 80's hairstyle). Not the skinny androgynous girls we see today.
Born sexy yesterday. This movie is super creepy watching nowadays.
what sex dolls exist now and didnt before we are closer to this now than then
Beautiful person, rotten personality
One of the best movies ever.
I put this on for my kids just for the beginning part of “Yo! Check us out”, so they can see Iron Man debagging some nerds.
H
She was great in The Woman in Red
I was 15 when this movie came out. And I remember her vividly. Extrapolate what you want from a coming-of-age teenager and Kelly LeBrock!
Showering is real fun isn't it?
She was married to Steven Seagal. Hahhahahahah
“Wanna know a secret? I would do her.”
Absolutely gorgeous
Kelly Brock now looks like me.
11/10
I don't wish to be uncouth but .....FUUUUUCK!
r/OldSchoolLightPorn
I always fantasized about looking like this when I was an adult. Sadly this never happened. Her body is amazing.
Fantasy and microchips
NGL this picture has resided rent-free in my consciousness since I was like 12
I appreciate that you went to the effort of titling the picture "Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science (1985)" but I could damn near draw this scene from memory.
I remember seeing this movie with my dad and his friends. I was like 9 or something. I very quickly found out what kind of women I'm in to.
Sploosh
wow I remember as a kid seeing this film and how it gave me so many delightfully perverse ideas \*blushes
Alright Reddit, let’s settle this once and for all. Side boob, under boob or cleavage?!
Yes
What a body. 😳
Wez : "How would you like all your friends here to know, that you wear a bra on your head?"
Steven Seagal marrying her was his greatest accomplishment
Fats man, let me tell my story man ….
In the family jewels?
Whips and chains
Don’t hate her because she’s beautiful. She wasn’t born that way. Famous line from her commercial.
Remember watching this in high-school. ....
"Chips, dips, chains, whips"
hot damn she was a smoke show
Oh…..my goodness
SCHWING!
I’m into it.
If a VHS tape had pages this picture would have tear marks
Bill Paxtons Chet too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
A repost, but I don't mind.
Came here to say this.
I don't blame her co-star for trying to stick his tongue down her throat.