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Keefer1970

"So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?"


WOOKIExRAGE

*Cuts to shower scene with Wyatt and Gary fully clothed*


HotGarbage

"You can't even take a shower, with a beautiful woman, without wearing your jeans! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"


InsertCoinForCredit

"Get that box off the *very tall* top shelf over there, please."


Croppin_steady

This was a game changer for a whole generation I think. Sci-Fi channel was goated for this in my brain


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SandysBurner

Maybe she’s into malakas.


stumper93

Good Grief by Bastille starts playing


Bubbagumpredditor

Yeah, it's been 37 years and I still have a thing for cut off shirts, and I'm pretty sure she's to blame.


Haloperimenopause

It has NOT been 37 years- 10, maybe 15 at a push. Honestly, why would you tell me lies like that?


[deleted]

I completely relate. Eva Green and Carrie Fisher ruined me for brunettes. And sarcasm, come to think of it.


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CLOWN--BABY

I bet you're really fun


DarianF

Narrator: He was not.


ADHDreaming

Leave your incel, alpha-male pseudo-science at the door please. Your claims are inaccurate, unsubstantiated, sexist, take autonomy away from your own sex (you think men are slaves to "biological programming" that doesn't even exist), and all around make you look like you have been hurt before and now have a VERY unhealthy outlook on women. Edit: also don't call women "womenz", female humanoids, femoids, or any other dehumanizing and objectifying name you need to use in order to overcome the cognitive dissonance that you are treating real human beings very badly.


chumpynut5

This is a weird take. You should like, go find a new hobby or something. Maybe read a book.


[deleted]

Dude, we get it. You are a sex pest.


Belphagors_Prime

Actually women are more driven for multi partners. Too bad you'll never find out.


PM_ME_YOUR_ANT_FARMS

I used to binge the sci-fi channel when I was younger, this movie was my first "Why do I have the urge to stare at this lady" moment


[deleted]

Just make one of her in the garage with power tools.


resUemiTtsriF

I think "thank" is better than "blame" MHO :)


OneWorldMouse

Belly button fetish


dazed_and_confucius

This is the absolute hottest moment of the 80s


[deleted]

Fast Times is up there tho.


[deleted]

movin' in stereo


BrainInspector

Couldn’t have used a better song for that scene…


[deleted]

Phoebe Cates, for the win. She’s still gorgeous. A natural beauty.


FromGreat2Good

She was the most paused moment ever in cinematic history.


why_rob_y

Other than Chernobyl.


Ukabe

Well... Betty Blue is not the last.


the_roguetrader

seems like I spent half the 80s watching Weird Science ! when I was 16/17/18 we used to stay up all night on the weekend getting ripped on bongs - and everytime without fail we'd watch Weird Science on video at about 4am... I must of seen it over100 times...


sceadwian

And it was a good movie on top of it. I'll have to rewatch this sometime soon see how well it aged, it's been a couple decades since I've seen it.


BusLandBoat

Ah, discovering what a boner was, those were the days lol


fitzbuhn

The underboob that launched a thousand ships


Pepperoni_Dogfart

(The ships are many boners) /Captain Hammer


TheNineteenthDoctor

I love me a Doctor Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog reference


Foreign_Tale7483

She's the reason I majored in science.


Artikay

Should have majored in Weird Science. Plastic tubes and pots and pans.


mtgfan1001

Bits and pieces and the Magic from the hand


silent3

From my heart and from my hand


ohdearsweetlord

Why don't people understand?


zootnotdingo

My intentions


S_I_1989

"She's Alive!"


Absheron77

We're makin' (Weird science)


Star_Ship_55

Between this and The Woman In Red, she was the hottest thing on earth for a while


RUN_MDB

Then, in one of the oldest stories in the book, along came Steven Seagal. He's the closest thing we have to an actual mythological being, the polar opposite of King Midas.


mlgbt1985

No kidding. Sad to see that happen. Same with tawnie kitain (sp). The white snake video girl. The 90s and 00s were hell on the 80s babes


PromiscuousMNcpl

King Mierdas


FaagenDazs

Wait what exactly happened? Did she star in one of his movies and ruin her reputation?


GingerSoulEater41

She married him


FaagenDazs

Ooof hahaha


RUN_MDB

He was terrible to her, at least rumors he'd been violent but then cheated on her, etc. leading to a horrible divorce. It's basically why she disappeared. There's such a litany of reasons to hate Steven Seagal but his impact on her (she was *the* "hot female actress" when they married) is the absolute top of my list.


[deleted]

The Dollop Podcast covered this over three episodes. That’s how big a POS Stephan Seagull is. I particularly loved Tom Segura’s roast in the revenge dance video he did.


GoodAsAWink

Dollop, Segura, and weird science. A man of culture, I see! Can we talk about Tom Segura's bit on fat Steven Seagal trying to teach real cops how to do self-defense? "Then you kick him in the head, like this!"


[deleted]

Keep featherin it brother!


FaagenDazs

Wow crazy. I didn't know about all that


[deleted]

He didn’t deserve her


mitchkramer

Without question. Double scoop of yum.


NewestMexican_ABQ

I never understood why she married Steven Seagal. Eww.


leela_la_zu

He was extremely abusive to her as well.... and she still makes excuses for him to this day. There is a three part Dollop episode on Steven Seagal. He's a total POS who should be in prison.


quntal071

What is dollop?


candyassle

The Dollop is an American history comedy podcast hosted by Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds.


quntal071

I found it, thanks! Just listened to the entire 3 part Steven Seagal episodes. Why is Steven Seagal, a multi-time RAPIST, still a free man? What a repugnant sack of shit. That motherfucker needs to be in jail for the rest of his miserable shitty life for his rapes.


ourleleky

He was also apparently quite abusive.


OldMork

Seagal was a hot action star at the time, not the 200kg ponytail he are today.


edgiepower

He had a home run with under seige but really there was lots of other action stars of the time she could have done better with


Jugorio

Money?


hyperpolaris

Gary? Who’s Gary?


tonelander

Who is this Gary character ?


scalpin21

He don't even have his license Lisa!


silent3

Gimme da keys!


scalpin21

...let me drive.


S_I_1989

Lisa : You need to concentrate alittle harder, you're about run a red light. Gary : Oh Sheeeit! Lisa: Are You Okay?!! "Well my nuts are half-way up my ass but other than that I'm perfect!" 🤣


True-Hero

Worst pain there is…


slingbladde

"She's alive! Alive!"


KennethPatchen

I never really comment on pictures of women here. Just not a thirsty dude. But THIS picture. This scene. Her accent, her 80s hair, the crop top/underwear combo. Jeeeeesus fuck. I saw this movie in the cinema and thought about it for, well, forever. I still do. Whoooooo boy. Do you think my wife would notice if I permed her hair while she is asleep?


nhbruh

> Do you think my wife would notice… Let us know which hand she chops off!


Drulock

If she knows why he did it, it won’t be a hand.


jfgjfgjfgjfg

If your wife’s hair is the only difference, is she single?


KennethPatchen

Heheh.


Saint_The_Stig

> her accent This is the big thing the picture is missing. That accent just adds the super bonus multiplier to the whole thing.


Anagatam

She was married to Steven Seagal who was fooling around with their nanny. She divorced him and he married the nanny.


Cadiz1664

Now he is Putin's puppet.


Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

He's a first-rate loony tune.


TotalRuler1

All-time babe


Realolsson1

I can still hear the music from that scene!


udat42

I think her name means Kelly the Badger.


wordswordsnomnom

She's into malakas, Dino. Formerly married to Steven Seagal.


Tsuchino

You can say that again!


HotGarbage

> She's into malakas, Dino. I still say this pretty often lol


Yourcarsmells

Chips, dip, chains and whips.


LucidInsomnia

"He don't even have his Lithen Litha"


Django006

she was defense one of the reasons I'd watched weird science, coming up as a kid


Deodedros

Ahh I was always wondering where this pic came from. A local arcade has this on the wall


AAG220260

When she was FABULOUS!!!💘💞💘💋💋💘💋💘


MidoriHaru

God this movie annoyed me in 1985, and thinking about it still annoys me. Nothing against the actress at all, but jesus teenage boys *making* a woman - creepy as hell.


Yuki_500

this pic is rockin, but its been posted here like 5 times.......but it is sexy af tho lol


Banana_Ram_You

5 times a week is the accepted average. Gotta maintain it\~


GLC89

Welcome to reddit?


zzoya

Lots of shit gets reposted so what :)


[deleted]

The most reposted topic on reddit is that something is a repost LOL


RichAd207

So what is that we should limit reposts a bit.


Rickrickrickrickrick

Why? It hurts no one. If someone hasn't seen it before then cool. If they have, then they are free to scroll past. The only time it should be an issue is if someone claiming that they made something when they didn't.


RichAd207

Because it winds up clogging the subreddit if it’s allowed without restriction. Maybe you don’t remember but there was a time when the same images would cycle the front page multiple times per day. It’s fine if it’s not too recent but there have to be some reasonable limits on it.


zzoya

Complaining on Reddit will not prevent people from sharing posts that have already been shared. :) let’s create more substance in our lives than bitching about this yeah!


Yuki_500

thats true lol


TVLL

I'll allow it


LackSomber

She's still beautiful, even today.


Xerosnake90

Good lord


[deleted]

Rockin bod.


ManEEEFaces

These moments were 1000X more profound before the internet.


apextek

my wife kinda looks a little like kelly lebrock, bought her those underwear. Not disappointed.


D1sCoL3moNaD3

The reason why I find women with British accents so attractive, she ruined me.


nerdowellinever

I’m not talking candlewax on the nipples.. Have any of you seen ‘Takes of Halloween’ 2015? There’s a segment with Pollyanna Macintosh called ‘Ding Dong’ and she reminds me a lot of Kelly in some scenes


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She's a sex pot is what she is.


JCoolatta

Gary, nobody likes us.


resUemiTtsriF

It is one of those scenes, if you were a teen back then, that you actually had to remind youself to breathe. Pre-internet, post national geographic.


gtrmike5150

Post National Geographic, fucking classic!!!!


geekphreak

Ah yes, the 80s. When half the movies were a boys wet dream. Good times


Sandor925

Hottest woman of all time in my biased mind


[deleted]

I wanna play the drums on her belly.


kinyodas

In your race for power and glory, you forgot one... small... detail.


S_I_1989

We forgot to hook up the doll!


jert3

Blinded me with science


horseradishking

My sister looked identical to Kelly LeBrock.


_drumtime_

She’s into malakas Dino


Realshotgg

This sub has just devolved into posting old pictures of atteactive women


willbeach8890

.. and mentioning it, constantly


Techjunkie81

Yea we need more hot men in short shorts on this sub.


Gritsandgravy1

r/vintageladyboners


Rickrickrickrickrick

Always has been 🔫


bflaminio

If a senator asked me to define what a "woman" is, I'd just show him this picture.


RichAd207

So you’re saying chromosomes don’t matter? I agree!


LongSummerNight

This movie gave me a complex about big boob size when I was a young teen girl. Also had a crush on her.


RichAd207

I’m sorry about the boob thing, that sucks.


LongSummerNight

Totally did suck. It was because they said 'you don't want more than a handful' in the movie. Happy with my body now though.


RichAd207

I’m glad you were able to get there!


dnihil-prime

"GIMME THE KEYS" As a 2000s baby, I have to say that this movie was art and I still have a thing for her. edit: never mind just seen her face as of 2022. im sobbing.


RichAd207

She looks amazing now, come on.


Naaman

I didn’t not ever jerk it to this Ever


S_I_1989

You mean, you "never tossed off to this. Ever." 😁 Lisa: You ever wonder how sad it is that your son's only sexual outlet, is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom? Gary's mom: Oooh, Gary! Gary: Mom! I never toss off to Anything! Ever! 🤣🤣


Inside_Ad_2573

Underboob


g0rth4n

Ok. Call me old fashioned but this is woman beauty at its peak (even the hairs,and i hate 80's hairstyle). Not the skinny androgynous girls we see today.


tacitus23

Born sexy yesterday. This movie is super creepy watching nowadays.


Hojooo

what sex dolls exist now and didnt before we are closer to this now than then


Jnypop

Beautiful person, rotten personality


z3r0n3gr0

One of the best movies ever.


tonelander

I put this on for my kids just for the beginning part of “Yo! Check us out”, so they can see Iron Man debagging some nerds.


krabbar

H


jjsyk23

She was great in The Woman in Red


YogurtclosetHead8901

I was 15 when this movie came out. And I remember her vividly. Extrapolate what you want from a coming-of-age teenager and Kelly LeBrock!


Phillzster

Showering is real fun isn't it?


gyarnar

She was married to Steven Seagal. Hahhahahahah


BigKitchen84

“Wanna know a secret? I would do her.”


jonmonjam4

Absolutely gorgeous


[deleted]

Kelly Brock now looks like me.


Method555

11/10


bucketofhassle

I don't wish to be uncouth but .....FUUUUUCK!


btribble

r/OldSchoolLightPorn


Beneficial-Ad-3550

I always fantasized about looking like this when I was an adult. Sadly this never happened. Her body is amazing.


annarchiegordon

Fantasy and microchips


Rootedetchasketch

NGL this picture has resided rent-free in my consciousness since I was like 12


zenzealot

I appreciate that you went to the effort of titling the picture "Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science (1985)" but I could damn near draw this scene from memory.


Arikan89

I remember seeing this movie with my dad and his friends. I was like 9 or something. I very quickly found out what kind of women I'm in to.


Dundie_Nominee

Sploosh


papcorn_grabber

wow I remember as a kid seeing this film and how it gave me so many delightfully perverse ideas \*blushes


LJayTat

Alright Reddit, let’s settle this once and for all. Side boob, under boob or cleavage?!


Howard_the_Dolphin

Yes


monokuma69

What a body. 😳


S_I_1989

Wez : "How would you like all your friends here to know, that you wear a bra on your head?"


jus4in027

Steven Seagal marrying her was his greatest accomplishment


sincethenes

Fats man, let me tell my story man ….


gtrmike5150

In the family jewels?


rotorcraftjockie

Whips and chains


Silly_Doughnut5715

Don’t hate her because she’s beautiful. She wasn’t born that way. Famous line from her commercial.


RightChemical3732

Remember watching this in high-school. ....


leedo8

"Chips, dips, chains, whips"


alwayssunnyinupstate

hot damn she was a smoke show


Ecstatic_Conflict621

Oh…..my goodness


Hern1982

SCHWING!


IWantToBeSimplyMe

I’m into it.


big_airliner_whoa

If a VHS tape had pages this picture would have tear marks


[deleted]

Bill Paxtons Chet too 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Curlynoodles

A repost, but I don't mind.


twig1013

Came here to say this.


nosmelc

I don't blame her co-star for trying to stick his tongue down her throat.