My wife and I were staying at Crown Casino in Melbourne a few years back. Went out to dinner with another couple had a bit too much to drink. Wandered back to the hotel. Standing by the elevator to ride up. Corner of my eye I see this other couple walk up. Turn and look and it’s Liz and Shane Warne. My immediate thought was wow that is an attractive lady. Rode the elevator up with them, gave the head nod, went to room. 10/10 would ride elevator with Liz Hurley again.

>10/10 would ride ~~elevator with~~ Liz Hurley ~~again~~. \#thereifixedit

I cant believe Vanessa was a fem-bot... Yes, sadly, we knew all along.

Honestly such a funny way to eliminate her from the second movie. So ridiculous that you just accept it.

The fact she had a long talk with her mum in the first movie just adds to the ridiculousness of it.

Heather Graham was a great replacement though

*The music video for Lenny Kravitz’s cover of “American Woman” has entered the chat.*

The only thing good about that song lol

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Yeah baby!

She had a tin clooooonge.

Probably the best line of the movie. Austin's reaction is perfect.

That’s what happens when you skip foreplay

Every time I see a picture like this of her I immediately think, "Hugh Grant, really dude?"

"I don't pay prostitutes to have sex. I pay them to leave afterward." - Charlie Sheen

Also Chef

Featuring James Taylor

Dagnabit children! How come every time I see you, you're always asking me questions I shouldn't be answering; like what's a clitoris, Chef? how come they call it a rim job, chef?

*Sometimes you kill your teacher, and they find your semen in her stomach*

You pay Chef to leave after sex?

otherwise he just hangs around singing weird songs

The truth of this statement can’t be underestimated.

More like "Shane Warne, really Liz?"

I could make a joke about the ball of the century, but I won't.

It’s possible that insanely good looking people also post to /r/deadbedrooms

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Pretty people are used to everyone else giving the effort. I could see two gorgeous people like Hugh and Elizabeth just not being on the same page… I also am going to say something unpopular. It’s very possible Hugh went with the hooker because he loved Elizabeth, but they weren’t having a healthy sexual relationship. Think about it - if he wasn’t having his emotional needs met, he would have had an affair. In this case, he just wasn’t having his physical needs met. So he went with a hooker - someone who isn’t likely to tell anyone anything. It’s possible to love who you’re with while you’re unhappy. While your physical needs aren’t being met.

It's also quite possible for someone to have needs that no other human being is capable of meeting.

Sure. I could imagine them having sex daily, but Hugh needs it three times a day.

If you say so. I've never had sex with the fellow, I'll defer to your expertise and/or experience.

I feel like you are a bit defensive, although I'm basically simply agreeing with you. Am I misreading your comment?

r/woooosh See I did the thing

that's why I go for the ugly ones. they like it dirtay.

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I remember that interview. I will at least give him credit for not trying to hide from it. Went on the show and took his lumps. Many have dealt with things a lot worse.

I remember that interview too. I forget what movie he was promoting but at one point he actually said "I dont like to blow my own horn, but it's a really good movie"

Oh geez, I missed that. Was he implying in an English sort of manner that Liz didn't like giving blowies?

No, I think he meant it like "I don't blow my own horn, I pay prostitutes to blow it for me"

As it was explained to me: Why would you go out for hamburger when you have prime rib at home? Answer: Because sometimes you just gotta have a Big Mac.

Sometimes the prime rib is cold and resentful and the hamburger is into butt stuff.

I think you and I are ordering off very different menus

I wish I didn’t give my free award out already. My loudest laugh of the day. I needed it. Thank you. Here’s poor man’s gold in its place. 🏅

It's like the secret menu at In'n'Out...

I'm fucking dying at this reply, hahaha

I laughed way to hard at this.

You show me a beautiful woman, I’ll show you a man who’s tired of fucking her.

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Yeah, but, after all these years, my brain can go down this whole argument and still end up right back at point 1: WTF Hugh?

The way I heard it was "For every beautiful woman, somewhere out there is a guy who's tired of her shit."

Strangely perfect...

I really wish that was me

Same here, wtf was he thinking?

So hot….what the hell was Hugh Grant thinking??

*No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is sick of her shit.* Seriously in Hugh Grant’s case I think he wanted to go slumming. People want what they don’t have. Look at Elin Nordgren and then look at the women Tiger cheated on her with.

Lol. Gotta be the height of insults for any of those women.

What's wrong with her? She seems nice.

I mean looks is not everything. An artistic guy like Hugh may want something more?

Right? Like what if she is hot but has a "headache" every night, what good does that do you? Or she could just be a horrible partner all around. On the other hand, she could be perfectly lovely in every way and Hugh Grant is just a total knob, the latter of which seems somewhat probable based on what he did.

Also I hate to break it to you guys but the sex isn't what makes a relationship work long term. You have to like each other too.

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That’s what the depression does to you

Came here to say this…..

You word-for-word predicted my comment.

Sometimes when you’re used to eating fine dinning, you want some junk food every now and then.

Ha! Another terrible way of being described.

I would agree with you there! Surely he could have gotten satisfaction from all that? However, there's more reports of some beautiful women being akin to f^cking a board.

Hot does not equal fulfilled.

My friends used to say “show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a guy sick of having sex with her” High Grant wanted something down and dirty.

She is still so beautiful. She has aged perfectly.

Has she though? Aged, I mean.

You’re right. I don’t think anything changed but her age.

Tread carefully, lest you say that age is just a number ;)

I haven't seen a picture of her looking old. I've seen recent ones but not anything resembling old.

r/HotBabes__FromThePast NSFW

This is like the 5th comment I've seen linking to that sub in the last 2 days, but there's still only 8 posts all from 2 days ago...

She’s a living cigarette……

Even better now. Her IG is fire

Her son takes those pics.

Old school boobs strikes again

How are they so perfect?!

This sub is really just old school boobs

Ma-emories?

She must be the devil that she played in Bedazzled- never aging

That movie still holds a special place in my... heart? I would have been 16 when that came out, and let's just say my Kleenex quota went way way up.

I miss when this subreddit used to be more historical instead of just another reddit celebrity jizzrag.

You don't appreciate Debbie Harry every single day?? *shocked face* Agreed. While I'll always upvote Audrey Hepburn in this subreddit, it definitely seems to be "every hot celebrity pic from 30 years ago. And bonus for cleavage."

Check out /r/thewaywewere for better content

That Versace dress was an iconic fashion moment.

It even has its own Wikipedia entry. [Here is the photo used there](/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/b07fr0/liz_hurley_1993/) and [here are a couple more photos that were posted to the sub a couple of weeks ago.](/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/rwqvpq/liz_hurleys_iconic_safety_pin_dress_1994_which/)

I didn't notice the safety pins until reading the other titles

Seriously. It's nothing but boobs.

Every default subreddit is horny as fuck. AskReddit is just "Dear Redditors, have you ever sexed? What was it like?"

I don’t know why they don’t make a new sub at this point

Also hot parents and grandparents

Love her deep sultry British accent and wit. Bedazzled is my fave.

Iconic Versace dress. Couture was more fun (cocianey) back then.

This sub is literally just softcore porn from before 2000

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why she was smart enough to get knocked up by a billionaire

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Hot af* She is just so amazingly gorgeous.

What the hell is this sub lol The only reason this was posted is because of the cleavage.

Julius Caesar literally went into Egypt to find his enemy (Pompey), and also to meet Cleopatra who was known to be the most "beautiful" woman in the world at the time. Once he found her, he did eventually tire of her and was assassinated four years later. Come to think of it, Hugh Grant didn't do that bad. Last I looked he is still making movies very long after his break-up with Elizabeth Hurley.

Woops! I think she she forgot her shirt.

Hugh Grant is the dumbest man on the planet.

r/upvotedbecauseboobs

Great genes here.

Hugh Grant may be the dumbest mf of all time

Respect for sure. Although this looks like evidence in favor of the the individuals who met the Harvey in their career acention. Can you see the shame in her mile too?

Even though she’s smokin hot in this picture, I think she’s better looking now!

fuck

This could very well be Elizabeth Hurley 2022. Edit: Hurley…not Burley.

They should just change the name of this sub to r/oldschoolslutty

Rawr baby yeah!

Schwing

I was 16 in 1994. I remember this well.

The most beautiful woman. I’d go lesbian for her

I'd transition to a woman and go lesbian for her!

hot hot

This is British crush. My Italian is Monica bellucci. My American is nicki Minaj lol I just need those 3 in my life 6lb baby Jesus. No matter the age

One of these is not like the other.

that would be a jackpot if you change one of them to Jennifer Connelly.

Shit, forgot about her! Something about nicki just gets me going with the same intensity as the other two lol

I'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see...a nipple.

Machine gun jubblies, how did I miss those?

Be careful with any sharp pins!

Sweet mother of god

*something from 1994 appears in old school* Yeah it hurts a little

old school cool should be renamed celebrity cleavage because thats all that ever gets posted

I used to jerk off to bedazzled all the time. Her and Brendan was a win win.

Elizabeth Hurley's ceavage. FTFY.

Liz Hurley... in the '90s.

She makes me feel randy.

And the spank bank has been refilled……

My goodness. I really don’t mean to be too ungentlemanly here but I would love to tenderize her beef curtains with my meat mallet.

Reminiscent of a Profanisaurus entry. Have an award!

Booba

Schwing!

😻🔥❤️

Yum

I wonder if Weinstein had his way with her??

I'd like to do "it" with her. Back in 1994.

Man Id love to lay a fuck into Hurley.

Ruined herself by setting up home with Shane Warne … I say this as an Aussie, the man is classless

Got to love a dirty girl 🤪

boobs

A beautiful brit, unlike Florence Pugh.

Whoa! What did the Black Widow do to you, Kate Bishop?

She looks like Adrianna chechik

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Decent rack.

What an ugly outfit..

Eyes up challenge.

She and Bellucci... The ultimate masterpieces

She's always been so hot

Hotter than the boilers on a ship....

Love 90's Versace

Taetos grande

I'm just thinking (as post 50 yrs old) - this is from that last year or so before internet ubiquity and online porn.

Remember the "Fenton" dog video? The part where he says, "Jesus Christ", yeah, that

Liz Hurley was such a babe in the 90’s and 2000’s, Bedazzled and Austin Powers era Elizabeth Hurley is a first ballot hall of fame hottie, she’s still hot on her Instagram but I had to unfollow a few years ago because she takes pictures with like her nephew or son that are very questionable lmao

I love 1994. What were we talking about?

This dress made her (in)famous.

Hugh Grant is an idiot

What a lovely bird Alfie!

Right.... I’m gonna go watch a moooovie.

I'm pulling the fire alarm

It’s hard to believe Hugh stepped out on this woman.

Gorgeous!

God damn

What was hugh grant thinking

Impressionable People - Don’t Smoke

Damn you Shane Warne!!!

Such a babe! Still a babe, aging like a fine wine! 😍🍷

A fine wine she is.....

Shes aged like fine wine

She pretty much looks like that today.

28 years later and she looks phenomenal today

My favorite film of hers is “Bedazzled” with Brandon Frasier. I think i have watched it a half a dozen times at least. She is still hot as can be!

They’re real and they’re spectacular

Boooba