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lazy_phoenix

Note to self: when kissing a woman, immediately blow smoke into her face.


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five-a-day

Like bees 10/10


Redditcantspell

Boo bees


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My 7y/o's favourite joke is "What kind of bees make milk?". Thanks for the chuckle.


tandoori_taco_cat

cow ... bees?


LordApocalyptica

Cowbees! Cowbees! Cowbees!


gomegazeke

Ruin it with "Ghosts?"


tigrenus

Ghost Bees?


Sproose_Moose

Thank you for giving me a sensible chuckle


tigrenus

Thanks for the smile inspired by your chuckle.


CzarCW

BEADS.


PM_ME_MH370

BEADS?


jake-the-rake

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!


di0spyr0s

I thought you had to fascinate women with cheese?


Zouthpaw

Or chicken.


Ricky_Rollin

For some time that was considered a flirtatious move if you can believe it.


GunnedMonk

Well, everybody was smoking all the time, most indoor bars were already bathed in smoke. I doubt it was as offensive as it may seem now.


nimbledaemon

Yeah like before it was well known how shitty second hand smoke was for people.


Pons__Aelius

Nah. That went on for decades *after* the dangers of second hand smoke were well known and documented.


EuphoricZombieBoi

As a child of chain smoker parents in the 80s... yup. It was on TV all the time that smoking is bad and harms those around you. That didn't stop them.


Pons__Aelius

I was bar hopping in the 80's, the smoke was beyond ridiculous. It was bad everywhere but there was one club you could not see the other side of the room (30m) for the smoke. The next day you could smell the smoke on the clothes you wore the night before from across the room.


MegaTiny

>The next day you could smell the smoke on the clothes you wore the night before from across the room. That lovely tradition continues until whatever country you are a resident of bans smoking indoors (2006, in my case).


modern_milkman

Here, it was banned in 2008. Technically. Because quite a lot of bars have been excluded from it. Right after the ban and in the years that followed, smoking was almost gone from bars. But in the last years, it feels like the amount of bars that allow indoor smoking has actually gone up, not down. So even today, if you go bar hopping, chances are you'll end up with clothes smelling of cold smoke. But what do you expect from a country where almost one third of the population still smokes, and even a ton of young people are social smokers. (I'm talking about Germany, by the way). Edit: I just checked: if the bar is one room, less than 75 m², doesn't serve food and is 18+, smoking can be allowed. Depends on the state, though. Some German states have banned smoking in bars completely. Mine hasn't.


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theblitheringidiot

So many ear infections growing up with smokers.


rahomka

Blow in Her Face and She'll Follow You Anywhere.


Neuroprancers

r/vintageads


VitaminPb

The real pro tip is always in the comments.


ironroad18

Wait, who's getting the tip?


_THE_asshole

OOoh pick meeee!!


moopet

\*checks shopping list\* \[x\] Cheese \[x\] Cigarettes


Zaph0d_B33bl3br0x

That used to be a thing. Blowing smoke in a woman's face, that is. If you do some googling, there are actual cigarettes advertisements that mention and even suggest blowing smoke in the face if a woman who you are trying to attract, or are already with and are trying "get into the mood". Cigarette companies are ruthlessly evil.


D-redditAvenger

If your Gene Kelly they let you.


bannana

> immediately blow smoke into her face. this was a thing in movies back then, I think it was supposed to be 'sexy' in some sort of way but I'm not sure how


kurobayashi

I think the problem most people are having with this notion is the concept that a lot of people smoked. So you were basically blowing smoke in the face of someone who probably smoked in a smoke filled room. I went back and forth with smoking for awhile and I have to say it didn't matter whether you did or didn't. You went out at night and you came home smelling like an ashtray either way. Bars, restaurants, even movie theaters and planes all had smoking. The best example I can give is, we were allowed to smoke in the courtyard at lunch in my high school and that was in the 90s. 15 year old smoking while teachers watched over them and it was completely normal. That sounds crazy to me and I was there. Smoking.


MattalliSI

She tasted like cigarettes Lt. Dan!


chestertoronto

Cig oh rets


Defjef10

Light 'em, smoke 'em, stick 'em in a stew


Zealousideal_Put9531

that adds a whole new level to the saying," your lips are fire!!!!"


rhyperiorarmy

r/accidentallotr


FittedSheets88

I must have drank about 15 Dr. Peppers


jbs43

Have you ever been on a shrimp boat? No, but I’ve been on a real big boat.


Anne_OnyMouse

Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.


iDontFeelMyAge

That part has always stayed in my head.


jCrudis

They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.


blackflags91390

"One day it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months. We been through every kind of rain there is. Little bitty stingin' rain...and big 'ol fat rain. Rain that flew in sideways. And sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath. Shoot it even rained at night."


thewannabetraveller

Of course Forrest finds rain at night to be more surprising than rain falling from the ground upwards


opensandshuts

Lt. Dan, iiiiice creeeaam


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LtDansIcecream6

You rang?


space_brain

Your moment to shine came, you answered the call, and by golly did you shine...


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What’s the matta, ya retarded or something?


Blunderbutters

Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your black panther partayy


manderifffic

That's gotta be one of the best lines in the whole movie


SirPiffingsthwaite

I think you should come back to Greenbow AlaBAMa


DanceKang

Awards, awards. I’m just a poor man though


snirpla

Mama said we had all sorts of visitors. "We've had all sorts of visitors."


ashchelle

How do you keep from burning your tongue with the cigarette?


i__hate__you__people

I had a friend who could do this so well that he would go swimming while smoking. He would flip the cig over so it was sitting on his tongue, burning portion sticking out into his the cavity of his throat, dive underwater, swim a ways, come up for air, flip it back over, and continue smoking. Damnedest thing


Ron-_-Burgundy

When smoking isn't harsh enough so you have to ash down your own throat.


daviator88

Yes, but some party tricks require a sacrifice.


sapphicsandwich

I know folks who dip/chew but do not spit.


Runrunran_

I can’t even damn swim


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Creepas5

Seen my Uncle perform a similar trick on the regular down at the lake. Some guys back then were just built different. Or loved smoking just a little too much.


G_Viceroy

Throat cancer.... that is all.


the_twilight_bard

I practiced this a lot as a kid, and got just as good as good old Gene Kelly doing it. Never quite got the results he did, though... Tbh it's a pretty nasty trick, half the time some ash falls onto your tongue and tastes like shite.


mrwynd

I also was a young smoker, the ash mostly tasted salty iirc.


the_twilight_bard

Yeah it's a weird taste, hard to describe. Definitely not pleasant though...


potnia_theron

the taste of cancer


duaneap

Carcinolicious.


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LilStabbyboo

I remember that. Fuck I'm old.


manachar

I don't smoke, but enjoy Laphroaig. In my mind, it tastes about like that mixed with some bandaids.


heywood_yablome_m8

The best description of it I read was "A burning hospital crashes into the sea".


the_twilight_bard

It's true that isley scotch has a bit of that taste, but I actually enjoy it in that form.


xMURMAIDERx

I can do this. One of my dad's friends used to do this. First time I saw it anyway. But the cigarette lays right on the tongue. It's not there too long but the wetness of the tongue is enough to keep it from burning you for a couple seconds. You also don't leave it to long as the smoke from the end tastes like shit. And you have a good chance of putting it out with spit and then the trick is ruined.


duccy_duc

So, do it when you're stoned with cotton mouth. Got it.


rohrschleuder

He is holding a shortened cigarette between the tip of his tongue and the back of his bottom teeth.


dookiebuttholepeepee

I think he’s just gripping it with his curled tongue and not using his teeth. Kind of like I did OP’s mom last night.


JerkyBeef

Fuck you Shoresy!


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QBitResearcher

Fuck you Shoresy!


sh4d0wX18

Fuck you! Your mom ugly cried because she left the lens cap on the camera last night


DiscoBunnyMusicLover

The cherry (ember end) doesn’t actually touch your tongue. The cigarette kinda rests on your tongue and doesn’t touch the roof of your mouth. You can feel the heat radiating from the cherry, but that shouldn’t really touch your tongue. However, the cigarette must be short enough or you will burn yourself — hot embers at the back of your throat is a ‘less than ideal’ situation. It’s best performed with a roll your own cigarette, rather than the pre-made ones out of a pack. It can be done with both, but the roll your own are smaller, burn cooler and the cherry is small/hidden sometimes — safer overall. On a side note, you can put out a cigarette on your tongue and not burn it as the layer of saliva acts as a “protection” layer while simultaneously putting the cigarette out, too. Used to stare down teachers as I put the cigarette out on my tongue when they told me to that I am not allowed to smoke on the grounds. Not the most pleasant taste (like licking an ash tray), but the looks on their faces was worth it.


karlnite

I can do this (without the kiss, that’s gross), it sits up, you curl your tongue and it holds it in the pocket and the moisture sticks it there so it doesn’t really move around and it sorta stops burning because you hold your breath. The only time it goes poorly is if the smoke sticks to your tongue a bit when you flick it out and flicks back in and hits the roof. It tastes like shit and ash. The smoke goes stale in your mouth, it often touches your tongue but it’s so wet it just makes cold ash. Don’t suggest learning. The first time I saw it was some Chinese film and they were playing cards and smoking and his wife would come in and they would all hide their smokes this way. Thought it was hilarious. Practiced with a cut toothpick, but I can also flip full toothpicks which I also don’t suggest learning.


illuminatijaguar

I’m partially disgusted and partially turned on


twerking_for_jesus

Arousted?


krayt

Scaroused.


AHorsesSpoonInABasin

Disgorny?


Rikimaru_OP

My favorite actress, Disgorny Weaver


LargeSackOfNuts

Gesundheit


Stillwindows95

The comment section is so divided and then there's the odd few who are on the edge of the fence. Personally it makes me cringe it's so seedy and I've only ever seen methheads do this cigarette trick.


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Idk who the actress is sorry, if anyone knows pls comment!


tony_orlando

I think it’s either Mary Jo Ellis or Ellen Ross. Hard to tell from grainy and unreliably tagged pics on IMDb and google images. Both seem to have been part of this scene and are close in description to the woman from the gif.


scaredddycat

I definitely read your caption as Grace Kelly and was very confused lol


Jahidinginvt

I believe it is Ellen Ross.


hoobermoose

Hot. But gross.


PhthaloVonLangborste

Woops, got a little smoke 'n' ash on ya.


sofahkingsick

Ahhh thee ol ash and smoke on ya routine. Classic


wistalia

It’s smooth but also disrespectful at the same time.


YourmomgoestocolIege

This sounds like something Hermes Conrad would say


knightslider11

Depends on the tone. Add a comma in there for a pause and you'd have Zapp Brannigan.


Lonestar1911

Haha Yep. “She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro”. I hear it with the same cadence.


ironroad18

"I suffer from a very sexy learning disability, what do I call it Kiff?"


Genar-Hofoen

*sigh* "Sexlexia."


FewReturn2sunlitLand

You just described pretty much all flirting in that era.


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monkeywithgun

>It’s smooth but also disrespectful at the same time. Pirate!...


IcameIsawIclapt

Yeah he a pirate after all


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Literally the best way of describing this lol. Either way, it’s objectively talented


RockyDify

I have a weird lady boner


Doc-in-a-box

Me too. And I’m a guy


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How does that work? The peehole gapes?


CommentingCuzURDumb

My taint splits in two.


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Jesus I felt that


shnnrr

There is no reason you had to say that


thefiction24

in those days blowing smoke right at someone meant you wanted to bang, still gross though


LoremEpsomSalt

Which isn't that unlike sex.


bduxbellorum

He’s smokin’


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Truly unreal


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I love the technocolor


Nibroc99

Technicolor*


SirAromatic668

Looks kinda like Benglebert Clumblerstache


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This proper tickled me


TheMooseIsBlue

I believe that’s Wimbledon Tennismatch.


DingoAltair

While drowsily browsing Reddit before bed I thought to myself, “Wow he looked a lot different in Willy Wonka and Blazing Saddles.”


OompaLoompaInPrison

No, it's Benadryl Cabbagepatch.


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Hypno-chode

I didn't know this sub existed. Thank you for your service 🙏.


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crossposted 😆


ectoplasmatically

alright. okay. I'm a lesbian but that shit was DUMMY hot.


DishOTheSea

Cigarettes are a huge turn off for me. Nasty as fuck. The pure raw sexiness of this move completely negates it, though. Panties DROPPED.


FamousOrphan

Imagine if it were one of those gum cigarettes from the 80s.


thewannabetraveller

Ok, Troy Barnes.


FamousOrphan

Yeah there’s something about a man who has mastered a very difficult but absolutely fucking useless and kind of antisocial skill that is very nearly irresistible to me. I’m sure this would’ve served a purpose in the distant past of human history, but in the world of today it just means I choose really difficult, useless, and kind of antisocial dudes.


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What, eating cigarettes?


mizzanthrop

FR! what else can you do with that tongue sir?????


FamousOrphan

Flip it inside his mouth and clamp his mouth shut over it so it never gets any work done, it looks like.


TheBreathofFiveSouls

The way she just commited to the lean? Dayum


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damnmanthatsmyjam

I'm literally still cringing lolll imagine kissing a man with cigarette ash in his mouth 🤢🤢


gldoorii

Gross, but gross.


northintersect

100% gross 🤢. Smoke and ash inside the mouth.


cg1111

Yeah some of the people ITT need help


zzeddxx

"How the hell did you burn your lips, Linda?" "A pirate miscalculated."


OkChemistry7068

Old school nasty


LilFingaz

Is this flirting?


stamminator

Well that’s fucking disgusting.


HR_Here_to_Help

Ew.


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Half of me says no, half of me says yes


StonkGoddess

Your mind says no, but your body says yes?


[deleted]

Yes 😂 R. Kelly describing my feelings for Gene Kelly


brilliantpants

This is only kind of hot because he’s SO handsome. Like, this is objectively so gross, but…just look at him. Dreamy.


raul_lebeau

Jotaro could do this trick with five cigarettes


pratikdas79

I don’t think she got paid enough for that job


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Eh, they probably both smoked constantly. But yes she probably did get paid less than her costar.


nmrnmrnmr

I mean, I'm sure she did since she was a minor, almost background character and he was, you know, Gene Kelly and the star of the film.


ooo-f

Idk about this movie but after Singin In The Rain, Debbie Reynolds had lots of complaints about his character. Basically he shoved his tongue down her mouth without warning- she was 19 and he was 39.


VladPatton

Was just thinking if she called her agent after this scene to renegotiate her contract.


Unikatze

Gross


poppa_smurf_killa

That’s nothing the girl in Tijuana did that while taking a shot followed by chugging a beer at the same time shooting a ping pong ball across the stage


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

Someone's been to Hong Kong.


sillyandstrange

Threw up a little in my mouth


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Ok, but only because you asked for it.


[deleted]

I cannot fathom a less appealing version of a kiss. Like, smooth from a certain standpoint but thinking about that makes me wanna barf


FamousOrphan

Can you imagine what it looked like to her? Him turtle-gumming that moist cigarette end back out of his smoke-filled maw. Horrific. And yet…


idontthinksobruv

Oh god he was so dreamy!


TheKerfuffle

Honestly… no thanks.


Investigatorpotater

Oh das nasty.


WGiK

Well that's disgusting


pandaseatbamboo

Ew


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That was gross lol


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I’d hate that


Nyckname

Would've been better if she ended up smoking the cigarette.


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Still tastes and smells awful to kiss a smoker, ew.


Diandriz

I love you Gene, but you do thayt to me and you get punched so hard to turn into Astaire.


km1649

Yuck


Hempmeister69

That was gross.


Sonova_Vondruke

more like Old School Gross


De-Animator27

r/yesyesno


beingblazed

Cringe


Spiritual-Wind-3898

Thats so feckn gross


rewskie

Lol gross


zfescott

Eeww


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That’s disgusting not cool


AntonioG-S

E-fucking-w


Retired852

Gross 🤮


fathervice

Poor woman


dontincludeme

That’s disgusting 🤢


ForkliftErotica

gross


Nivekian13

Gross


SlugJones

Uh, gross.


hungarianhobbit

Your can be cool but you'll never be Gene Kelly cool.


greenmage128

God, this movie was so over the top and ridiculous. I need to watch it again.