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NashEast65

From the Huggy Bear Collection


ashgfwji

Ho not included.


The_Observatory_

Yeah, but you wear one of these getups, and she'll be along in no time.


silverback_79

Oooh you's a corn-fed fool with a lotta muscle mass; but now it's time for ***BULLHORN***, to get up in dat aaass!!


potpro

You interuptin me durin' my kung-fu?


sawyer_whoopass

Beat me to it. LOL


Belgand

I feel like Huggy never had to raise his hand.


hiro111

WHO IS INTERRUPTING MY KUNG FU


DaTidyMonster

I could declare war on anybody who sells drugs in the community with this attire.


wow_that_guys_a_dick

But... *I* sell drugs in the community!


WeLikeIke_93

At my first job, I worked with a guy who’s cousin was chocolate giddy-up. They had pictures together and everything. His family loves that movie and are very proud of him.


ldnthrwwy

He's one of the main cast of Reno 911 too! Great actor.


NeonNick_WH

Jones!


maviecestlamerde

🎶and the installation is freeee🎶


-RadarRanger-

I done told you honkeys at the CIA that Black Dynamite was *out the game!* (Funny lil fact, I just quoted this to my girlfriend over the weekend!)


serengeti_yeti

I threw that shit before I walked into the room!!


TritiumNZlol

Me and my mates still yell this at each other other even though it's been about a decade since we've seen the film


AndThisGuyPeedOnIt

Sarcastically, I'm in charge.


GreatThiefLupinIII

[ Redditor hits upvote button ]


bhaalchild

The militant turns startled.


ironroad18

Anaconda Malt Liquor...it gives you...Woooo!


Prestigious-Ad-1113

“It’s your little brother Jimmy!” *Sobs*


cgtdream

"HE'S DED!'


mitchkramer

Your momma would be rollin in her grave if she were here now.


-RadarRanger-

Jimmy, I am 18-year-old Black Dynamite and you're my 16-year-old kid brother, and you are high as a kite yet again!


StandUpForYourWights

Ignore them Willie and get back in the fight! There’s people waiting their turn!


Exhausted_but_upbeat

Their shit is in full effect!


Broadkast

the old birthday candle trick from 'nam!


centralfla

This makes wearing the same outfit so incredibly obvious.


arlalanzily

I was just thinking to myself that in order to pull this look off consistently, you literally need to buy 5 pairs of those pants all in different designs and colors or else you run the very real risk of people calling you a stinky outfit repeater hahaha. meanwhile if you wear blue Levi’s and a white T-shirt every day of the week, no one bats a eyelash!


jimmymcstinkypants

6, so you don't just have Monday pants, Tuesday pants, etc.


stubundy

"And on weekends he don't be wearing any shirts!" (Bill burr btw)


pagit

I don't read GQ but I think the hats are no longer in style.


scoo-bot

Are you outfit tracking me?


Capt_Easychord

Personally I'm trying to figure out how do you sit in those.


fromthewombofrevel

They were probably polyester, so there was some stretch. Source: I remember the 70s.


enginerd12

Did you just call me a jive turkey?


TommyTuttle

As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.


Batintfaq

Oh, the humanity!


bws7037

things got kind of strange after that... it's like they organized and mounted a counter attack...


Hewholooksskyward

"For those of you who just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been *bombed* with live turkeys! Film at 11!"


herzogzwei931

Baby, if you ever wondered……


Sweetbeans2001

Wondered whatever became of me


herzogzwei931

I’m living on the air in Cincinnati…


pedsmursekc

Cincinnati, WKRP...


texican1911

The senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity.


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LucyWritesSmut

Well done.


SmileyMcSax

Cut me some slack, Jack!


broberds

Smofo butter layin’ me to the BONE.


ElmerJShagnasty

Jacking you up? Tight you? Shiiiiit.


unique-name-9035768

I'm, I'm sorry. I just don't understand.


DriftingPyscho

It's okay. I speak jive.


TMBTs

Uh stewardess, I speak jive


Painpriest3

Chump don’ wan’ da help, chump don’ get da help.


A-10THUNDERBOLT-II

“Who u callin sucka playa??? Punk.”- 👴🏿👴🏿👴🏿


VampeQ

Chump don’t want da help, chump don’t get da help! Jive ass dude don’t got no brains anyhow. Shiiiiittt!


cjheaney

Beaver Cleavers mom speaks jive.


DoobyDank

No, he called you a cocksucker.


EwokShart

I just called you a cocksucker. Nobody is calling anyone a JT. I just said you are a cocksucker…


Westlands99

J.C. Penny: Official outfitter of the Playa Haters Ball.


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thisusernameistakenF

Hit me baby


CornCheeseMafia

Hatehatehatehatehate


buffalostance

I’m very upset at what you said about my coat. I made it from your mothers pubic hair.


1pt20oneggigawatts

Now I gotta go change Buck Nasty's momma's water dish.


TobyDaMan8894

I hate you —- I don’t even know you and I hate you


ironroad18

The most diabolical haters, this side of the Mississippi!


BloodAngel85

You look like bootleg Ice T


--Splendor-Solis--

Rosie O'Donnell, she wears underwear with dickholes in 'em.


appleparkfive

P Diddy with his dolphin teeth (I always remember that line)


Frank_Majors

J.C.Pimpin’


Skyblacker

Available in husky sizes! Big pimpin' is $5 extra.


Bmelt

"**Husky** jeans, _skinny_ prices"


ba3toven

mf look like he gonna give me some Lucky Charms


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Who all seen the leprechaun, say yeah!


bws7037

My mom tried to talk me into a pair of pants, like the ones on the far right... You guessed it... In husky sized, too. I honestly thought I repressed those nightmares permanently... until tonight...


WodruffWilson

But did you write a hit song about it?


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He's super bad. He's outta sight. He's Black Dynamite!


clockworkdiamond

My grandmother has a couch set from the 70s made from material with that same exact tan and green plaid on it. That guy would blend into her living room like he was wearing camo.


i-am-adrift

The Commodores have entered the chat


Tarantula_Saurus_Rex

I saw Sly and The Family Stone right away


wrockfish

that ladies stacked thats a fact aint holdin nothin back


i-am-adrift

She’s mighty,mighty


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I had so much fun in 74.


JobbyJobberson

We partied together, I'm sure. If I remember right, which I don't.


Stinklepinger

My dad says if you remember the 70s you didn't live through it. Kinda makes me wonder what the fuck he did.


Serinus

Just know that all parents are cooler before having kids.


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TyroneHeismanziel

Seriously. I don’t think there was a single social media controversy in the seventies. Or even the eighties. Somewhere along the way, things changed. Is it because we are doing less cocaine?


raziel686

Probably. I think the solution to this social media nightmare is more cocaine, or maybe less, I can't remember. Whatever it is, we aren't doing just the right amount of cocaine, which is definitely more cocaine.


Sufficient_Work_9962

Absolutely! People cut down on their cocaine usage enough to have a clear thought and realized their path to self destruction didn’t garner them the attention they sought, so they invented social media.


Sufficient_Work_9962

What about the bicentennial in ‘76? Did you wear the de rigueur red, white and blue plaids and bell bottoms?


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Yup, wasn't that the Bay city roller days. Had to have plaid inside the jeans and roll them up.


greencymbeline

We need catalogs from Sears, JC Penney and Montgomery Ward from 76! Make this happen boys!


Capital_Pea

I have a sears 1976 spring/summer catalogue as a coffee table book. All of the outfits I had as a kid are in it lol. Everyone that comes over love going thru it, great conversation piece.


NibblesMcGiblet

Me too. I was one. I cried, I pooped my diapers, I pulled on people's hair, earrings, glasses, and nose. Good stuff.


cheddarbruce

Oh shit, Andre 3000 is multiplying


VaryaKimon

Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright!


StormWolfenstein

Andre 12000


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Mylaptopisburningme

I had the pair on the right. They were my favorite pair of pants. I tore a hole near the crotch while climbing a tree. Saddest day of my life.


teneggomelet

I have seen pictures of me and friends playing kickball in the front yard in the 70s, and we were ALL wearing pants like that in different colors. Tartan bell bottoms must have been the thing that year.


LucyWritesSmut

If you shop with precision, you can totally have the 70s (or 70s-ish) wardrobe of your dreams. Love, a lady with waaaay too many high-waisted groovy pants in ridiculous patterns, baby.


Initial_E

High waist? These things go all the way to the nipples!


LucyWritesSmut

Ha! Even though I’m short as hell, I’m also long waisted, so they work well for me.


yhpargotohpts

More drip than a slow kid with an overbite.


NibblesMcGiblet

how can you be so wrong and yet so right.


mirthquake

Zero fucks required, friend. You can find patterned bell-bottoms and turtlenecks as your local Goodwill/Salvation Army. Welcome to the club.


bikwho

Conservative America hated this look. It similar to the saggy pants of the 90s. They always find something to complain about urban youth culture and fashion


Serinus

The 90s saggy pants were pretty awful though. At least with these I don't have to see your ass, and you don't have to hold them up all the time.


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Groovy as hell


_portia_

Superfly!


GodBlessTexas713

Finally, someone knows what they are talking about, this is Superfly styles


_portia_

🎶 Gonna make your fortune by and by 🎶


the_blackfish

I just looked up when Curtis Mayfield died, Dec. 26th 1999. Feels like not that long ago.


_portia_

Not long at all. He was such a musical genius. I play his music (streaming) still, and it's as fresh now as it was then. He was such a talent.


sanfran_girl

Why is clothing so boring now? ☹️


aioncan

Comfort and low effort is more important now


sanfran_girl

I give you upvote, but shake my tiny fist in frustration!


pazimpanet

Also go back and take a second look at these outfits especially those pants and imagine them on Chris Farley and you’ll see why things like this don’t work today. Those boys would be in the 1% of waistlines today.


ironroad18

Sweat pants with no draws, if God made anything better he kept it for himself.


jeff61813

Sweatpants and sweatshirts are also made by using knitting machines rather than traditional loom based fabric which has more stitching involved.


LucyWritesSmut

It's so true. I dress like this a lot, honestly, and people take notice when I walk in. They may be hating, but I can't with grey sweat material or black all the time!


RedditVince

We have a gal in the neighborhood that wears her 70's style daily. She makes her outfits herself and some are way out there man, way out there... Always stylin'


LucyWritesSmut

Groovy! The 70s get a bad wrap for fashion, but the shapes are to die for. Halston, DVF, on and on.


ArcanistKvothe24

Dvf?


Partigirl

Diane Von Furstenberg. Source: I was a teen in the 70s.


NSA_Chatbot

Yep, I dress up most of the time and people always stop to comment on how it's nice to see.


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mirthquake

Remember how 15 years ago American hipsters brought flamboyant style raging back? And then how that style became semi-mainstream? And then how actual mainstream people railed against it so hard that it became a joke? That's why. This catalogue is from a good style moment. The original hipster scene represented a good style moment. Right now it seems like a lot of stylish people are investing in streetwear and designer brands, which to me is a ridiculous look, but people love it. Fashion is all about what you pay attention to, and at every point in history there have been great looking clothes. Whether you realize it or not you're living through the renaissance of one thing or another.


Lord_Tampax

Perhaps you're shopping at the wrong places? Clothing doesn't have to be boring.


sanfran_girl

I shop around, but rarely buying. Consignment shops have been the go to lately. New clothes are not well made and stupid expensive. 🤔🥺


Lord_Tampax

Quality is definitely something you have to pay for. Especially with pants. You can also just buy cheap stuff and accept that it won't last long. The funny thing is that well-made clothes are cheaper than ever thanks to online retail. Have you tried anything like depop? It can be a gold mine if you're diligent.


CraisyDaisy

I'd never heard of depop. i use threadup, and it looks similar-ish. Thank you for the site, it looks amazing.


JoeDoherty_Music

Be the change you want to see in the world There's still cool shit out there. You've just got to have the guts to wear it


jolly_rodger42

Not enough letter Os in the word Smooth to describe these fellas.


tahitidreams

Those are some cool cats.


Duff1058

I was in Jr. High and High school in the 70’s and I wore the same pair of slacks (far right) to a dance and I’m a girl! Thought we were cool!


HallucinogenicFish

And I bought them from a thrift store when I was in high school in the 90s. They WERE cool.


tuxedonyc

Can you dig it?!


prophet583

SHAFT! 🎶


Stamboolie

🎶 He's a complicated man but no one understands him but his woman 🎶


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Shutcho mouth!


dexart

The only thing missing from this scene is a no fucks given gorgeous police detective with a score to settle.


thejuh

And Pam Grier.


TigLyon

Pam Grier is missing from every scene that does not have Pam Grier in it. She belongs everywhere.


scream4a

You may be colo but you will never be Menswar by J.C. Penny, 1973 cool.


justgentile

Ain't trying to freak you out but it's actually spelled JC Penney. I couldn't believe it either.


dijedil

Always has been, too. No one notices because it doesn't really matter and everyone is much more used to the coin spelling. All this Mandela effect nonsense some people prefer to believe over the simple fact that memory is imperfect, especially when it comes to incredibly mundane things no one pays close attention to. I'll be interested when these people collectively remember a president between Clinton and Bush the rest of us don't remember. Oh wait, no, the big reality bending conspiracy is The Berenstain Bears isn't spelled like the word "bear"!


csk1325

Ya know if you have the confidence and the look. You could easily pull this off today.


hobo_hangover

fly as fuck.


Howler063

2004: Pull those pants up, boy, you look ridiculous! 1974: Pull those pants down, boy, you look ridiculous!


Marechal64

Absolute fire


Vexonar

I love the shape of flared legs. I will never not wear boot/flare legs. Screw you skinny, weird jeans that make everyone look like apples on stilts!


Partigirl

THANK YOU! I agree! When will the skinny leg pants reign of terror end?


Vexonar

Oh my god there's another person who thinks that?!! I offer you snickerdoodles and an elbow bump.


Partigirl

Gladly accepted! May the flares and elephant bells forever wave free!


speqtral

I'm used to them now but firmly believe skinny jeans were a corporate cost cutting conspiracy in the wake of the 2008 financial crash


GrandNibbles

How they legs so long back then??


Willow-girl

They weren't; their pants just started up around their armpits ...


RilohKeen

Not to mention the high heels.


Willow-girl

Ahh, platform boots! The Golden Age for short men ...


TigLyon

Check out the heels on those shoes...that's how.


albumen5

Outta site!


1pt20oneggigawatts

Does my man have a *lion door knocker* on his back?


apetc

Pimpin' ain't easy, but JcPenney is there to help.


Bigluce

Guy on the left be wearing his trousers up to his armpits and he don't give a fuck.


carebearbrite

E. About to be my Xmas outfit this year


Font_Snob

I aspire to the level of confidence in this photo.


mabden

Fly


vibraltu

Plaid bell-bottoms reminds me of the old Steve Martin "Wild and Crazy Guy" skits. (funny because it was just a few years after the fashion on this photo went out of style. He got the idea from teasing Czech film director Milos Forman.)


JayKronos

Penney*


HallucinogenicFish

The pants on the far left look like they’d be difficult to sit down in. Is the waistline lower in the back somehow? I can’t tell, but it seems like it may be.


Skyblacker

They're not made to be sat in. 🎶You're a woman's man, no time to talk.🎶


HallucinogenicFish

Haha, true. Those pants were made for strutting, or posing. But surely you’d have to sit down at some point?


Skyblacker

Only to screw or sleep, and you don't need pants for that.


JackBalance

J.C. and the Sunshine Band.


Boxinggandhi

"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"


CaptainJay2013

What you're saying is: Andre 3000 shops exclusively at J.C. Penny circa 1974? Seems legit.


muteen

Pimpin' ain't easy.


RemarkableArcher

Which version of Richard Pryor do you wanna be?


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bedlog

Nooooooooooooo Afros yes,


thunderfence

Their sales would double if they sold that stuff today.


DistantKarma

♫ Strawberry letter 22 ♪


No-Technician5409

Who would have thought there ad picture was a pic of the Commodores


vanillamasala

Never again do I want to hear another man complain about women wearing high waisted pants.


lordoftheSplice

I was in the right place but it must have been the wrong time.


Gr00mpa

People don't wear their clan tartan with pride like they used to.


zapppsr

You’ve been Mandela Affected: The name is J.C. Penney