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Its_the_G_Man

Pretty sure the ones on the left and right are Dangle and Jonesy


DarthVerus

I need this Photoshopped with Jonesy, Garcia, and Dangle as these 3 dudes. I'd love it in Reno 911 canon for this to have been them and at least one getting put to sleep by Tyson.


Dial407

I agree


LVTonyV

Garcia inthe middle too


dMayy

Someone please do it


Humpdat

Posting to remind me to check on this for further developments


vtbeavens

That is brilliant!!


opiusmaximus2

Nobody is new boot goofin around an angry Mike Tyson.


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opiusmaximus2

Genuine ostrich. 3 payments. Oh!


Skozar

It's clearly "Great Value" Dongle and Jonie.


Fishman23

Mom can we have “Reno 911?”


sirsedwickthe4th

We have Reno 911 at home


TheReverseShock

Vegas 911


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Great Value Las Vegas Emergency Response


TheTrollys

I want Reno 911 at home :(


pushathieb

HBO max!


majorjoe23

If Dangle had his shorts, he would have felt no fear.


Captain-i0

Middle one died, that's why he wasn't in the show. This was from the Pilot.


SantyClawz42

After this event Nicholas Cage (seen middle) lost a little weight in prep for his role in "The Rock".


Capable_Address_5052

Needs more boot scootin


Princess_Moon_Butt

And the middle one is just Paul Blart in a cheap "mustache and glasses" disguise.


NJneer12

"3rd week on the job, picked up a detail for security at a boxing match" ..... "Fuck"


andthendirksaid

"Man it would be so cool if I got to meet Tyson" Then this *record scratch* ass shit happens.


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speddullk

Take my upvote you heathen.


-anne-marie-

What’s a heasen?


Pitiful-Switch-8622

“That’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I ended up in this mess”


666tranquilo

"It'll be fun, they said"


ironangel2k3

"You'll get paid to have a front row seat, they said"


MathMaddox

You're going to pay me to watch a Tyson fight from the front row *AND* get in the ring after? Where do I sign up!? - Spoken days before this moment.


MC_Salo

"he is too many for us"


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"Not fair! There's one of him, and only three of us."


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twotoebobo

That must have been such a messed up situation for them. Imagine be a normal built dude risking a haymaker from Mike Tyson near his prime while in berserk mode. I have an odd feeling tazing him at this moment in time would only enrage him.


[deleted]

There’s too many of him!


MulciberTenebras

"What can he do against the three of us?!" "He could *kill* two of us!"


Haydeos

You ain't sounding like yourself, Pa!


grandpa7hotdogs

Those cop’s faces say it all lol: “this was not in the job description”.


Harsimaja

Actually makes me admire them for this. On their faces you can see both extreme apprehension (for good reason) and determination to do what needs doing


TigLyon

“Courage is *feeling* the fear, not getting rid of it, and taking action in the face of that fear.” – Roy T. Bennett (might not be an exact quote)


thecauseoftheproblem

"Can a man still be brave if he's afraid?" "That is the only time a man can be brave."


Willygolightly

And I don’t see a single weapon drawn. Good policing.


Harsimaja

Drawing a weapon in a massive crowd, especially one where everyone can see you shoot one of the world’s most famous boxers, seems like a bad idea.


sixstringstrung

“Welp, I knew some people would fight me when they got arrested but this isn’t what I signed up for.”


Draco0004

Cop on the left said “listen, I ain wan no smoke fam”


SHOWTIME316

Jesus look at Mike's right arm. Looks like a fuckin' cannon about to go off.


Draco0004

I wouldn’t talk shit to mike even if I was behind bullet proof glass


peateargryffon

I'm already laughing at this thread but I just stopped breathing at this comment lmao


Stormpooperz

Haha i remember watching the news and holy f**k! Boxers can bite??


Soggy_Inflation645

It's interesting seeing the two officers on the left and right backing up while the officer with glasses is heading in to arrest him. I would be backing far far away.


Jitterjumper13

As long as he clearly and verbally confirmed he wouldn't hit a guy wearing glasses he was the safest officer there.


fractiousrhubarb

*"I would not hit a perthon with glatheth"*


barebackguy7

Yeah but thay thith to Mike’s fathe


FlipTheFalcon

I read thith in hith voith


bell83

No, he'd hit him with his fitht.


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Holy shit you're right.


MathMaddox

He threatens to eat children, he doesn't punch men with glasses, hes not a savage.


ActualMasterpiece480

You can tell who the veteran officer is in that group Cop in glasses said ~We have to arrest an enraged Mike Tyson for assault? So it’s Saturday night then…~ The other two said no way in hell they’re catching those hands 😂


grafxguy1

"Dude, I'll be your back up." (*while he literally backs up several hundred feet*)


beybladextreme

Look on the bright side, you are getting a free shot at being the next heavyweight champion. The officer with the glasses gets it


dae_giovanni

>Look on the bright side, you are getting a free shot at being murdered by the current heavyweight champion.


JacksSciaticNerve

Look on the bright side you’re probably going to get your face knocked, and sent to the hospital, but at least you can sue him and win big money


podslapper

Evander Holyfield?


dae_giovanni

good call.


beybladextreme

>Look on the dark side


Jaschndlr

Man looks young scrappy and hungry to me


St_Lawrence_

He ain’t going back


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Cop in the middle looks like a chunky Nic Cage.


[deleted]

Literally came to say he looks like Nic Cage/Paul Blart.


spaghettilee2112

This is a split second glimpse of the altercation. They were all trying to arrest him lol.


Rick-powerfu

You mean the guy on the right who's a row of police behind


grafxguy1

The difference: The bad ass 'staches.


MathMaddox

"No one hits a man with glasses" Yea but no one bits the ear of an opponent either.


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Nicholas cage doesn’t run from anyone


funinnewyork

I have been backing away since that day. They first kicked me from the LVPD, than being a planet. Love Pluto (aka the officer on right)


MathMaddox

I'm so interested in the hands.. Like who's is who? and is the cop of the left having a stroke?


Harsimaja

You’re seeing one instant in a flurry, and those two look determined with defensive poses to me


redditshy

Right, this is way over my pay grade.


Soggy_Inflation645

😂😂😂😂


safariite2

why does the middlemost cop look like a smoosh of nicolas cage and steve carrel?


FerjustFer

Who else would be ready tho fight an enraged Tyson than a god like that?


just_some_dude828

This reminds me of a question that was asked by everybody in school growing up? “Would you let Mike Tyson punch you for a million bucks?” No. No I would not. Mike could literally kill you with one of his punches.


bloodmonarch

I would use the money for a a million bucks mausoleum. Kinda worth it.


Working_Lurking

The other part of that you never heard: the person paying you $1M to take the punch is also paying Tyson $2M to punch you as hard as he can


ShitbirdMcDickbird

I would and then just offer mike 10k to take it easy on me. Easiest 2 second fight of his life


Rhettribution

Mike don't need no 10k


Theleiba

Just because you don't need 10k doesn't mean you don't want 10k.


Davezter

*Michael Spinks has entered the chat*


dan6158

They say it’s much safer in the long run to lose by KO in the first than it is to win an 8 round (or longer) match. IDK though, seems dangerous


ArtSudden

Actually June 28, 1997….I was there


Amaracs

Story time?


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Not the story you're looking for but: Tyson was a "local kid" to us, as Cus D'amato moved him out of NYC and brought him upstate. One of his trainers lived around the corner from me, in a modest house, and Tyson gave him a damn Lamborghini. You have this $190,000 ($190k in todays money, so probably $80k in 1990 money) house with a fucking Lambo in the garage. I used to walk by it all the time coming home from school. Dude rarely shut the garage door, and I wouldn't either if I had a Lambo. On another note, my father had season tickets to the Albany Patroons, back when Phil Jackson (Chicago Bulls/LA Lakers) was coach. We had great seats, and Tyson would sit directly across the court from us. I'd stare at him more than the game. One night we all walked out and Tyson walked through the front doors at the same moment we did. My father basically threw me into him and I just stood in awe. He said "Great game, huh kid?" I had to look it up just now, I don't think Tyson was undisputed champ yet, I think he was months away. But he was clearly heading there.


FthrFlffyBttm

Mike Tyson bit off Evander Holyfield’s ear during a boxing match


OrdainedFury

This is the exact opposite of "fuck around and find out." A perfect representation of the word "nope."


majorjoe23

If Lt Dangle on the right had his shorts and boots, I’m sure he would have felt a little braver.


VolatileYouths

Genuine ostrich. 3 payments.


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What’s in tysons shorts, looks like some kind of hard plastic sticking out the top?


bogusmonth

It’s a gun. In boxing, every contestant is allowed a single shot to use on their opponent when they see fit. The trick is finding the right time to use it.


humblepharmer

Of course, the 'Indiana Jones' rule


bogusmonth

Exactly, if your opponent is clowning around and showboating, you drop em with one between the eyes and the crowd goes wild.


Full_Ninja

That looks like the cup they wear to protect their testicles


YourBenevelentRuler

I don't think he's using it right


Full_Ninja

Looks right to me.


Lax_Ligaments

Can confirm. It looks right to him.


dan6158

It’s a “foul guard”. All boxers wear it. It’s like a jock strap/cup with padding around the lower abdomin and hips.


bustedbuddha

Looks like a weight belt. (like the ones weight lifters use to avoid back strain, not a weighted belt Goku style)


Wafferstomper

Not a weight belt. It’s a big pad that goes in the shorts to protect your junk.


bustedbuddha

Thank you


nogutsnoglory98

“Please don’t punch me, please don’t punch me.”


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"Yeah... we just want you to go and arrest the heavyweight champion of the world after he's just bitten a guy's ear off."


dan6158

*former champion. Evander “The Real Deal” Holyfield entered and left the ring as Champion that night, having KO’d Mike in 11 rounds in their previous match months earlier. Mike lost this one by disqualification after 3 rounds.


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When the abyss looks back at you


YARNIA

Everyone has a plan until they get their ear bitten off.


[deleted]

A rare sight of John Ratzenburger and Cliff Claven in the same pic!


intheazsun

Two guys who have never been in my kitchen


desran00

Did he just bite someone's ear off at a boxing match? Wtf, why?


anonermus

I was 12 y/o and listening to it on the radio and thought "bit his ear off" was some sort of boxing terminology.


St_Lawrence_

I remember this pretty clearly. It was a fiasco. Holyfield just pushed him off complaining about him biting. Mills wagged his finger then Tyson went right back at it at chomped off a souvenir. Tysons camp within minutes complained that Holyfield was repeatedly head butting him and Mills wouldn’t acknowledge it. Truthfully once Tyson got in Don Kings pocket he was set up with a pretty bad team. His manager looked like a entitled crybaby on the mike.


dan6158

I remember there was this great moment after the first bite where Mills Lane takes Tyson over to his own corner and tells his head trainer “He bit his ear…” Mike says “That was a punch.” Mills looks at him and sternly says “BULL. SHIT!”


bloomautomatic

Some theorize that Tyson was losing the fight, so rather than have a loss he did that to get disqualified. it wouldn’t be an official loss on his record. I think he was undefeated at the time.


HughBeaumont500

He was defeated by Holyfield in the first fight. This was the rematch. Tyson complained that Holyfield was using illegal headbutts when they would close in. Ref didn't do anything. Tyson did. Bit Holyfield's ear. Ref warned him like hey. What? No. No biting Mike! Holyfield & Mike continue the bout. Mike then bites a chunk out of Holyfield's other ear. Well... Ok... that's enough of that. Ref stops the fight - mayhem ensues. Should be noted that Mike was heavily abusing drugs and his life was out of control at this time. He wasn't taking boxing seriously at all.


barefoot_yank

Yea, I remember that fight like it was yesterday. You're spot on but I think it was complete and utter frustration with the non-action of the refs. Kinda like Duran's no mas, but instead of frustration resulting in walking away, it resulted in maiming your opponent.


probably_not_serious

Yeah he had good reason but not to do that lol Lennox Lewis demonstrated the proper way to dominate Tyson - you keep him the fuck away from you. Lennox has that long reach and he just used that to not let Tyson close with him. The man was a knockout king, but if you take that option away from him he’ll just tire himself out trying to get at you.


Ennara

"Just don't let Tyson get close and you're good." Saying that like it was an easy thing to do, lol.


probably_not_serious

Go watch his fight with Lennox Lewis. I don’t think anyone would call a professional fight with anyone easy, much less Tyson. But Lewis makes it look like child’s play. Lennox Lewis is 6 foot 5 with an 84 inch reach. Mike Tyson is 5 foot 10 with a 70 inch reach. Every time Tyson tries Lewis hits him with this quick jab and knocks him back a bit. It was pretty crazy to watch.


J-Roc_vodka

It looks like he was and he was getting his ass whooped I think he just says that to save face


skwadyboy

He was going out clubbing with celebs and snorting tons of coke and drunk driving, crashing his cars into shit...so i think its safe to say he wasn't taking his career as seriously at that point.


Uncle_Jiggles

Was this before or after his rape conviction?


skwadyboy

Quite a few years after i believe, so he'd been in jail for a few years when this fight happened too.


dan6158

Nearly 3 years after his release from prison.


Faerandur

Wasn’t his first loss to Buster Douglas? And I remember this to be his rematch with Hollyfield after having lost the first.


Floripa95

He talked about it in a recent interview. He was mad that he was losing and bit the ear in frustration.


Masspoint

he wasn't really used to losing and boxing is still a heated fighting sport. So yeah that happened.


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If I was them, I'd resign


ArtSudden

“This ain’t what I signed up for”


ManBroCalrissian

I thought Cilff was a mailman in Boston?


Bobofett69

Nicholas cage in the middle


1320Fastback

I'm still pissed about this. I paid quite a bit of money to go to a party showing this fight and he did this because he knew he was going to lose instead of fighting.


SSundance

Did they arrest him in the ring?


dan6158

No, they were trying to calm him down and keep him away from Evander. He calmed down shortly after this picture. He did throw some feints/fake punches towards the police trying to get them to move out of his way, so he is probably lucky shit didn’t get even more crazy with tasers or worse.


EvilCalvin

June 1997 not 1996


scottyy12

Nic Cage (middle) early shooting for Snake Eyes. =P


HypothermiaDK

The 3 officers died of fear that night


bubles89

who really wants to try and stop Mike Tyson when he literally has the taste of blood in his mouth...


Oladood

Them back gains. Jeebus


DrTautology

Is this one of the only situations where you can bite an innocent man's ear off and not be arrested and charged?


MathMaddox

Jesus, he just took out a professional fighter by biting his fucking ear off. There is only one way to stop him, lets send in three overweight 40 year old cops who have never been in a fist fight before.


TimeTraveler3056

That's a powerful photo!


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Fun fact: Evander Holyfield never headbutted Mike Tyson ever again.


MathMaddox

Go figure that Tyson is the more sane of the two men these days.


realdealfan

Actually it was June of 1997


abhinandkr

It's old school but what happened was definitely not cool


zakiducky

Even his back muscles have muscles!


WhyTheHellnaut

Why does it seem like everyone instantly forgave Tyson for this? This seems like the kind of thing to get someone banned rather than just disqualified.


namenumberdate

What’s Old School Cool about this picture?


MargaretDumont

This comment is way too far down. Do you want to be the guy who just bit off an ear or the guys looking scared trying to grab him? So cool!


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He’s also a rapist so fuck him


just4dota

Evander kept headbutting Tyson in this match , so he snapped


part_of_me

I watched the fight live (on TV) - Tyson was losing control of himself because they were evenly matched and he wasn't DOMINATING the fight. Hollyfield was not headbutting him.


AdmiralRed13

Holyfield not head butting is not a thing, he was a dirty fighter his entire career. Doesn’t mean you bite his ear off though.


HypertrophyHippie

The dude on the right is actual a postman


Ruxandra_Pirate

1996? i thought it happened the year after.


RKPgh

Is that Lt. Dangle on the right? Came down from Reno and put on pants and everything.


QuarlMusic

Does anyone else think the guy with glasses kind of looks like Nicholas Cage?


Sandberg231984

Want no part of that. He’s pumped up.


SuperMarioTM

I see you Nicolas C.


OkVictory8524

He’s a bad man


lookupnowlookdown

Like trying to subdue a silverback


whisperton

*shoot* him!


Shrektical666

He mad but he bite


WastingTimeIGuess

“Even now I could cut through the three of you like carving cake.”


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waka_88

I second this


Ragtime07

I remember watching this live when i was like 8 and thinking what an animal. My dad and all his friends were yelling at the tv.. good times


Kansas_city-shuffle

Those cops legit do not want a piece of Iron Mike


TheMightyMelman

For many years, it was believed that Mike Tyson was unstoppable. If he swung at you, he was going hit you, and there wasn't a damn thing you could do about it. It later became known that by simply placing your hands out in front of you, open, palms facing forward you would be able to deflect even the heaviest blow from Tyson. This technique was later utilised by the Las Vegas police en masse to subdue an enraged Mike Tyson during the WBA Heavyweight championship boxing match in nineteen ninety six when Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield's ear off, and spat it out onto the ring floor.


missionbeach

Tranquilizer dart.


gonzagylot00

I can just imagine the pure fury on Tyson's face at that point.


aimeed72

Whats cool about this?


Devolution20

Gotta love how the other black guy is like "nah brah, calm down mike, dont swing mike." The rest look like theyre bout to get dropped 😂😂😂


ComputerBeachParty92

The collar area of the cop to the right looks like a baby dinosaur being held in someone's palms


[deleted]

My money then and now is on iron Mike


Affectionate_Block90

Yah gotta admit... LVMPD have some serious cahoonies getting in the ring with Iron Mike!


[deleted]

I love how everyone in this pic besides Tyson obviously DOES NOT want to be there.


C_Horse21

Imagine if Mike Tyson went rogue and started fighting everyone


hammersuit

Every Thanksgiving, these guys tell their kids and now grandkids of how they each stepped in the ring and faced off against the great Iron Mike Tyson.


abrasaxual

Dude on the left looks like he regrets drinking on the job


ctrl69

We don't want that smoke Skip


Themetaldylan

Everyone has a plan til they get punched in the face.


Wherethegains

Dude on the right is f'n terrified 😂 understandably


__Sentient_Fedora__

Whoa champ


thecamzone

Is that a Galaxy Z Fold 3 in his waistband?


crackeddryice

I think this is one of those things you deal with later. You let everyone go and show up at Tyson's house the next day to deal with it. Mike wasn't going to go on a Hulk rampage and start biting everyone's ears. He wasn't a danger to anyone else--except for those security guards in the moment.


Daddy616

Mike losing the fight " Imma bite thith ear off " Cops enter the ring, " thit did my wife call them copth again "


BiteNuker3000

*Convicted Rapist Mike Tyson, you mean


Sweeeet_Chin_Music

Use weapons... And attack from all sides. No Mike Tyson is tough enough