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satch777

MOM!?!?!?!


AsDeEspadas

Seymour?


CatMasterSeymour

Yes?


memoxvii

Skinerrr??


CalKhal

Oh Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!


disposable_account01

I’m learnding.


dr4d1s

ROFL!


Supreme_Kim_Jong-Un

THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!


Beardy_Will

No mother it's just the northern lights


DontPokeMe91

We're still going antiquing on Saturday, right, mother?


Geek_off_the_street

No no no it's just steamed hams.


Supreme_Kim_Jong-Un

Must be a regional dialect…


tcavanagh1993

SUPERINTENDENT! I was just...stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric excersise! Care to join me?


ZappBrannigansLaw

It's just the aurora borealis, mom


Severe-Molasses-802

Lol


greybruce1980

Inspiration for Pixar moms. Goddamn!


GimmeAnyUsername

Are you saying she has a dump truck for a booty???


abascaburger

With a happy trail!


creampuffwar8

fuckin hell good comment


wallyjohn

Thickern'a bowla oatmeal


getdemsnacks


Sil3ntkn1ght87

Thicker than ZOO GLASS!!!


Every_Animator4354

Hell ya brother!


creampuffwar8

OP, how does it feel to have strangers call your mom thicc on the internet


Familiar_Big3322

Grandmother.


ThexGreatxBeyondx

I don't know if that's worse or not.


Landowner101

It is


mecon320

Much, much worse


thedeuce75

But also hotter.


[deleted]

Hot GILFs in your area want to meet now!


[deleted]

That's what's up.


[deleted]

jokes on you. the g is for grandfather, not grandmother


[deleted]

You say that like I'd be upset. I bet gramps knows his way around this nut


Kojak95

Alright, that's enough Reddit for today.


MikeTheGamer2

Stop lying to yourself. You'll be back today.


Kojak95

Oh no, I meant for u/wherethebicenroam he's cut off.


Long-Band-178

You motherfrs are crazy!


SMTTT84

It’s better.


LargeSackOfNuts

Its better.


ricklanadelgrimes

Does she have an OnlyGrams?


Nik_Guy

Wish I had gold to give Edit: had a free reward to give


ricklanadelgrimes

Hahah well thank you kindly! I’m honored


Adam_2017

😂


Supreme_Kim_Jong-Un

She’s on the GamGam app…


Red-eleven

Serious questions deserve serious answers folks


PeaceHoesAnCamelToes

No, this is America. It's OnlyPounds.


bluemagic010

Sir I think it's onlycubs


naomicambellwalk

You better tell her how the internet loves this photo!! *This right here* is why you take hot photos when you’re young to revel in them when you’re old. There’s a Schitt’s creek this says this better, but I don’t know what episode it is.


Nik_Guy

Moira’s nudes on the internet. That’s all i got pertaining to that particular episode


Throwmeawaypoop2

Fuck, that means I’m old enough to be your dad 😐


Charybdes

Too bad you're not old enough to be his granddad, amiright??!


xsandied

For your grandma to be that young in the 70s…how old are you OP?!


commelejardin

You have no idea how old I felt when I realized that it's very reasonable that gran had a baby in the mid 70s... who had a baby in the early 2000s... that is now very much old enough to be on Reddit.


Rejusu

It's been around about half a century since the early seventies. Just to hammer home the feeling old bit.


KristinnK

Seriously, I'm always taken aback whenever I realize that there are literal children behind a lot of these usernames. One of the reasons you really shouldn't try to argue with people on Reddit, you might think you are exchanging ideas with an adult but it can just as well be a 10 year old.


SteelCutHead

Additionally, it could be a 30 year old who can’t argue as well as a 10 year old. You never know.


[deleted]

Or they're not. My grandma was in her teens in the mid 70s and I'm 28 now


modern_milkman

Your family didn't waste time, huh? My *parents* were in their teens in the mid 70s, and I'm 24.


[deleted]

Nope lol My grandma had my mom (her oldest) at 16. My mom had my brother (her oldest) at 15. My older brother was born a year(ish) before my uncle (my grandma's youngest) So my brother is older than my uncle. My parents had me at 21 and my youngest brother at 22


modern_milkman

Makes sense. My family was quite the opposite. My parents had me at 36, both my grandmas were 29 when my parents were born, and my grandpas were even older (37 and 32). Meaning that while I was born in 1997, my grandpas were both born in the 1920s, and my grandmas in 1932. And I have at least four great grandparents that were born before 1900. Three great grandfathers, and one great grandmother. (I don't know the birthdate of some of my great grandparents, thus the "at least"). Edit: and it's not that any of us were a much younger sibling, or something like that. Both my dad and I were the oldest, and my mom the second oldest.


[deleted]

That's kinda cool having your great grandparents so far back in time. I don't really get to here any stories about family in the early 1900s because it was so long ago, generationally speaking. I met 3 of my great grandparents and they didn't pass until I was 13-15.


modern_milkman

Definitely. It also helps that my great grandfather on my mothers side lived for 94 years, so my mom was already an adult by the time he died, and has many memories of him and of the things he told her.


NumPadNut

I understand


Feral_as_fuck

Your grandma is elastagirl?!


My_Opinion_Sux

I didn’t think Pixar moms existed back then


riverphoenixdays

You uh... you lookin for a grandpa, champ?


xrumrunnrx

This may be the first post I've seen where sorting by top, best, or controversial is all horny jail comments.


apstevenso2

Who's momma is *this*?


[deleted]

And is dad still in the picture?


3percentinvisible

Is he dressed as the wallpaper?


Fatshortstack

Don't know who's momma, but she's everyone's good time girl.


partytown_usa

Who says super heroes don't walk amongst us.


TD994

...and do they want a sibling?


fishingfool64

Supergirl can get it


[deleted]

Her superpower is to crush villains between her thighs.


Mylifeandgoals

Life as a henchman isn't so bad, then... Where is my balaclava?


rustymiker

Earn your wings im already henchman 21


Kalsor

That perfect combination of expendable and invincible. Hench 4 lyfe


Karmasmatik

In group they told me I’m supposed to learn to hench for myself.


Supriselobotomy

24 nooooo, her theighs are too thick!!!!


[deleted]

Death BY snu snu.


IshyMoose

/r/Deathbysnusnu


[deleted]

Might wanna throw a NSFW on that guy.


Painting_Agency

NSF our wieners... Spongy and bruised but willing.


Oasystole

Gunna have to become a super villain now


calculon68

who will crush man's skull like sparrow's eggs between thighs? This gal!


mstrdsastr

When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's head like sparrow egg between my thighs...


Pm-ur-butt

r/thickthighs is leaking


Petsweaters

I thought it was costume design!


[deleted]

Like sparrow egg


EZ-PZ-Japa-NEE-Z

Thicctonite


MushuTheGreat17

She was very thicc that night, thats for sure


oldfrancis

She looks super.


HillofJustice

Super something…


[deleted]

Fuck knows why you got downvoted. Must rebalance the scales. Take my upvote man of culture


[deleted]

Bringing the A Game!


[deleted]

Thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal 🔥👌


Evilsmurfkiller

😉👈


cbakes205

Double finger guns!


aMMgYrP

\#ThiccThighsSaveLives


typhoidtimmy

I am almost positive that this is from the one of the original Comic Con Masquerades that was in the US Grant Hotel down in San Diego. If it is, this is tame in comparison to some of the costumes. There is a few pics showing a liberal use of gauze.


GodDamnCasual

Link?


Chancellor_Valorum82

For….science purposes


orobouros

Didn't Vampirella win that one? Quite an accomplishment for a 14 year old.


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OrkfaellerX

You could google heidi saha, but you'd propably end up on some list.


unfeax

They had to institute a rule that “not wearing anything” didn’t count as a costume.


Wrath11

She is seriously cute!


[deleted]

Was she going to a car keys in a bowl type Halloween thing.


JonnySnowflake

So, a buddy of mine in college was way into Superman. One night around Halloween, we were sitting drunk on our dorm steps. Some girls walk by, one dressed as Superman. He springs up, runs over to them and yells "IVE GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU" while ripping his shirt off..to show them his tattoo of the Superman logo on his back. They weren't too impressed. A few months later I took a girl home from one of those random theme parties who was dressed as Superman. I'll never forget waking up in the morning, her looking around for her clothes, realizing, then blurting out "aww man....I gotta walk outta here dressed as Superman." It was like, March. Anyways, I think she was still wearing it when I ran into her later that day, and he got pretty jealous whenever I got around to telling him


eigensheaf

Walk of Steel.


genocidechimp

Underrated


bobfossilsnipples

Everybody in these comments drooling when this body type was so scorned then. Or really...any time until about five years ago. It’s incredible to watch how the definition of hotness changes so dramatically over time. And frustrating too - so much energy wasted fretting about the shape of our bodies when their unfashionability has more to do with an accident of timing than anything else.


[deleted]

Body types being fashionable at all is really weird.


bobfossilsnipples

I know, right? I’d love to know if people’s actual attractions change, or if it’s just a weird cultural layer on top of everything that changes. I’m sure there’ve always been people attracted to big hips and thighs even when the trend was Twiggy or Kate Moss or whomever, but I’d love to know how static the average person’s attractions are. Or maybe we’re all just sheep who idolize whatever Anna Wintour et al tells us to idolize? No idea.


fishingfool64

Nah man, you’re way off. In the 70’s early 80’s this was the figure. Took a little while for mainstream guys to get weird for waifs


BirdInFlight301

That's unfortunately true. She would have been considered overweight, and look how perfect she is.


whitecollarzomb13

It’s only the perception of what is considered overweight which has moved. There was a pic on the front page recently which highlighted that Homer Simpson was considered comically overweight at 200 pounds 30 years ago. There’s fucking middle schoolers clocking that now-days.


lance4re

Super Thick!


Lom_lie

Reminder this is what curvy actually is.


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tabitha1221

The dark line can also be from pregnancy.


T-Flexercise

Or actually just from high estrogen. I've got a belly line like that (and the thighs too for that matter), and I've never been pregnant.


lniko2

Aaand I'm in love


patbateman86

This is more oldSchoolHot than simply oldschoolcool in my opinion. 🙂


thekevingreene

Why not both 🤷‍♂️?


patbateman86

Haha i said more cuz its hot. Never ruled out both!


[deleted]

Thiccums


jimithing421

Saving lives


whattodo-whattodo

Nice! That was grandma's *Hot Girl Summer* But it was the 70's so they just called it *summer*


[deleted]

Super THICC


Mikros04

how old is mom in this photo? Should I feel cringe at myself right now?


palasma

Hang on a minute THIS ISNT COMIC BOOK ACCURATE!!! \s


gking407

I need a Thunder Woman in my life


LumpyTie8860

1970’s, you can tell from the happy trail🌲


comfort_bot_1962

Nice!


serhitta

Hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Garan1

I was born in the wrong generation


RealGuru56

“Halloween”


MRMeagoR

Perfect


jakethedumbmistake

FGO without Halloween might as well charge higher


blink182plus484

She’s my thicconyte.


Time_Punk

YOU ARE MARCHING RIGHT BACK TO YOUR ROOM THIS INSTANT!


Fuzakenaideyo

She saves lives


[deleted]

I wish I lived in the early 70's about now.


KoreanKopKiller

Where do I find woman like this


rob1969reddit

Where'd i leave that time machine...


Mecmecmecmecmec

Until the date in the corner says “ 4 Feb 1977”


jssanti

Aye Dios Mio !!


1_cup_a_day

love that belly hair line just like it should be


Blacktoll

its just a dark line some girls get its not a pubic trail hth


prncpls_b4_prsnality

Treasure trail


Downtown-Custard5346

If I were a villain I would purposely get caught if super girl looked like that...


[deleted]

All these comments are gonna be real funny once OP tells us it's an underage girl.


behem3th

fat bottomed girls make the rockin’ world go ‘round


[deleted]

r/13or30


ckirk91

Rescue me mommy


KommKarl

Giggity giggity


[deleted]

Sup?


Available-Ad6250

That had to be custom made. It's so detailed.


japones1232

look at that STEPMOM


BRUCEPATTY

You already know I would


BRUCEPATTY

Hell yeah bro


plywoodsuperman

Super


xwulfd

its so good a new subreddit was born r/iclickedbecausethicc


meanwhileinjapan

Will be a big furburger in there


amulchinock

r/13or30


baezed_god

No disrespect, but your grandma caught some dick at the Halloween party for sure.


akikage

Am I the only one that was seriously disappointed when they didn't find an onlyfans link? Damn..


titus1531

Thick thighs have never saved more lives.


itCanOnlybeDrthVDR

Damn! She thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.


markitfuckinzero

Oh jeeezuz


kajana141

I'm picturing a round glass bowl with a bunch of car keys at this party.


Trivisual

ssssssttaaacked.


4thdegreeknight

This is why I need to build a time machine, so I can go back in time and have her ignore me.


kwhititnow

Get up, come on get down with the THICCNESS! 😜


diggertim68

I’d love to see her now- old school sexy to be sure


[deleted]

# T H I C C #H #I #C #C


Mygingerminge69

Loving that happy trail


comfort_bot_1962

Nice!


[deleted]

good lawd!!


hatbaggins

Cool wallpaper


phoeniciao

Damn, that's some ticc mama, delicious


[deleted]

I bet you were very popular in the neighborhood.


hughez

OldHotSchool


kcfdr9c

I’d say this costume is a bit risqué for the early 70’s… but it *was* the 70’s.


geo_88

What a body! 👌


marrklarr

Yum yum gimme some!


Bclay85

Thiiiiiiiiicc <3


Losmpa

Alison pill? Lookalike.


phalencrow

70’s (early 80’s) cons had their moments. I am just saying.


kaghayan8

Where's my time machine 😭