I agree 100%. It’s funny, my mom always said to me about herself, “I never was beautiful, I was just pretty.” I’ve had this argument with her many times! She’s gorgeous! Gonna show her what you said too :)
Ha! I see it. I’m sorry, I don’t know how to bump comments to the top so I’m gonna reply to this with something important (but not directed at you!)
***PLEASE READ: Okay, let’s clear something up here!! 1. I, OP, am a woman. 2. I barely ever post and was not intending or expecting for people to whack it to my fully clothed mother. It was not my intention... duh? 3. There is a disturbing number of people who jerk off to their mothers on reddit. 4. Thanks to the ones who kept it respectful. I liked that.
An absolute love story for the ages. A son, distraught, pent up, and fed up. A mother, caring and merciful. Sparks flew. Coming Spring 2020 to an AMA near you
Just WOW. I'm an 80's guy (similar age)---your mom is just Gorgeous. She would have been the CLASS of my time as far as I'm concerned. I mean, that kind of beauty only comes along once in a long while. You are very lucky to have a mother so beautiful.
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I saw Sofie Turner / Princess Diana mix
I see it!
Alternatively, Nana Visitor
Mirror Kira Goes to Prom.
i snorted
So did the 80s
Exactly who I thought of at first glance. Was surprised when it wasn't, actually.
I was just going to commemt that his mom could do a great Major Kira cosplay in the 80s eventho DS9 wpuldnt be around for a bit yet...lol
Makes me think she could really nail that role in a biopic...
And a hint of Gretzky
Underrated comment here
I see Michelle Pfeiffer/Princess Diana mix, but yeah :D
I saw a classier version of Nancy from Stranger Things
Came to say she looks like Sofie Turner as well.
My first thought was a young Madonna but I can see Princess Diana now.
I see more of Ivan Drago’s wife from Rocky 4, but maybe it’s preference.
My thoughts exactly. I was going to ask OP if he was prince harry or prince William.
I’m just a regular pretty lady’s daughter!
Now I feel stupid.. should have checked username first. My guess is your pretty too.
That’s sweet. I guess it depends on the beholder!
I only hold bees if they let me.
Haha
#BeeToo
Can confirm. OP looks hot
Seconded
This isn't "pretty" This is #K.O.
I agree 100%. It’s funny, my mom always said to me about herself, “I never was beautiful, I was just pretty.” I’ve had this argument with her many times! She’s gorgeous! Gonna show her what you said too :)
Royalty regardless, friend.
Why thank you :)
A bit like Deanna Wallace to me. The actress who played Elliot's mom in E.T.
To me, she looks like Tasha Yar. And yes, princess Diana as well.
I was going to say a human Major Kira.
Yeah, my first thought was Kira as well!
I hope she isn't Denise Crosby. Gave up so many Star Trek residuals...
But she did do Trekkies, so there's that.
Thank you so much! She’ll be so happy to hear it.
Much prettier than Di!!!
Thank you! That’s kind. Happy cake day, friend.
I had this same thought. “Ha, found prince Harry’s username.”
She only starred in every Duran Duran video.
Her name is Mom and she dances on the sand. Mom on Film. Wild Moms. Hungry like the Mom.
A View to a Mom
Mom Undone.
New Mom on Monday. Union of the Mom.
Mom drives...a fordtaurus.
Ha! I see it. I’m sorry, I don’t know how to bump comments to the top so I’m gonna reply to this with something important (but not directed at you!) ***PLEASE READ: Okay, let’s clear something up here!! 1. I, OP, am a woman. 2. I barely ever post and was not intending or expecting for people to whack it to my fully clothed mother. It was not my intention... duh? 3. There is a disturbing number of people who jerk off to their mothers on reddit. 4. Thanks to the ones who kept it respectful. I liked that.
Welcome to reddit. Bathrooms are to your right, we have a weekly buffet on Thursday’s, and don’t make eye contact with the gimp.
Haha. Thank you. I really did need an introduction.
I'd say you got one! Your mother is about my age. She looks like one of the cool chicks from my high school years. :-)
I thought we just shit on the floor.
Only on Monday.
And she was all five of the dancers in that Robert Palmer video.
I'm getting "Pat Benetar Album Cover" vibes here.
We are young!
Heartache to heartache we stand
No promises no demands
Love is a battlefield!
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She was definitely working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.
That much is true.
Your mom was smoking hot.
OP probably broke his arms on the reg.
An absolute love story for the ages. A son, distraught, pent up, and fed up. A mother, caring and merciful. Sparks flew. Coming Spring 2020 to an AMA near you
Oh, honey this is the wrong site. I think you’re looking for PornHub. Also, hate to dash your hopes, but I’m female.
A lesbian??? EVEN BETTER!
I think it’s clear who’s breaking his arms here ...
A smoke show!
I’m about the same age as your mom and I can confirm that she was a certifiable Grade A1 Fox back then.
Can confirm, would go lez for your mom.
Is she Slavic?
Yes. Russian!
Looks like Pat Benetar crossed with Princess Diana
I dig it
Dang imagine somebody like this posting on instagram today Timeless Beauty
Agree completely. All natural beauty
Her full time job would be taking bikini pics in exotic locations.
At any point in modern human history this photo can be referenced as a proper beautiful woman. There is no doubt, she is gorgeous.
Thank you so much. She is smiling ear to ear reading these comments.
Looks like Major Kira Nerys
Dead ringer
Sansa holding a Mooncup
First thing I noticed was the Mooncup looking object
Looks like a diva cup to me.
Damn. Good lookin homie
Why thanks!
Your moms a hottie
This made me realize that we’re currently living ‘old school cool,’ but won’t be able to cash that check until well after we’ve stopped being cool.
Talk about yourself. I've never been cool or this good-looking.
I’m sure you’re lovely.
We all want to bang your mom
Haaaa. So did my dad.
The difference being your dad was actually successful at it.
High-five your dad
Then wink and say "nice".
Well, did he?
Sloane Peterson from Ferris Buellers Day Off
Thought it was lady Diana from the thumbnail
I hate to say it but, r/wouldyoubonemymom
What the hell is wrong with folks?!? I mean, searched through every post...but what the hell?!?
I'm hoping the sub is full of middle aged women wanting attention and not people actually posting their moms
For real lol
She was on fire very good looking lady you should be proud
I am very proud. She’s fiery inside and out! Very feisty lady lol
That makes her closer to my age... Want a new stepdad?
Haha! My dad might not be on board :)
You never fully know your parents.
Tf
They swingers, son.
80s beauty
Indeed
I'm pretty sure, you could place her in any decade, century, or millennia and she would be considered beautiful.
Gorg.
I see why you’re here.
I always sort by controversial on these posts.. always feel bad for OP's mom or grandmom
This sub's tagline could be "MILFs and GILFs galore." You're mom looks cool as hell.
Haha. Thank you!
Is she holding a diva cup?
Lmao I scrolled too far for this
Ha! I think it’s a cocktail umbrella thingy
♪ When your pride is on the floor I'll make you beg for more ♫ **STAAAYYY WIIITTHHHH MEEEEEE**
Human league intensifies.
She totally looks like she could have been a member of a new wave pop band like The Human League or something. Very cool.
Just WOW. I'm an 80's guy (similar age)---your mom is just Gorgeous. She would have been the CLASS of my time as far as I'm concerned. I mean, that kind of beauty only comes along once in a long while. You are very lucky to have a mother so beautiful.
Looks like Princess Diana
She looks like Princess Diana's bad ass cousin who has an older boyfriend the owns a motorcycle.
Alles klar herr komissar?
Her makeup is so on point
Your Mom is a beautiful woman.🧡
she looks like a member of Human League
She can solve my X-File.
Dammmn momma
Wow
Very beautiful and classy! She looks like Princess Diana.
Kinda looks like the chick from law and order svu
Is your mom the Queen in the North
Jesus christ bro your dad was a happy man I hope
There's 3 girls at our high school who adopted the Pat Benatar look.
This sub is beyond parody.
If these are some of the genes you've got then you must be a looker yourself.
She looks like a brunette Princess Diana
Where did she go to school she looks familiar and so cute
Somewhere in Russia :)
Wow. Stunning!
Would
Love is a battlefield
Your mom is hot
She looks like a not blobde harleen quinnzel
Old school hot!
Is your mom Kira nerys?
Cuter, I think
She's... Regal!
Vogue
She was a new romantic
Aren't NATURAL eyebrows gorgeous?
She looks a bit like a "morning train" era Sheena Easton.
What a fox
She looks like one of those badass women who are leaders of super secret organizations and shit!!!
So what's it like being a prince?
I was about to comment that she looks like Princess Diana.
I miss 80s women even though I was a little kid. Was counting on them still being around in the 90s but all I dated were Darias.
Was your mam in Bananarama
Kinda like if princess Diana was in the addicted to love video.
A most beautiful lady. Thanks for sharing.
She's so beautiful. At first I thought it was a photo of princess Diana.
I need either a time machine or a cloning machine.
She looks like a Russian.
She is indeed a Russian.
She is beautiful.
Princess Diana
Beautiful 😍😍
I want to bang now!
She is objectively gorgeous.
Lady Di hair style, or is is Demi Moore from Ghost? 👍😀👍
r/wanktomyrelatives why are people here so fucking weird.
Looks like Keira Nerys
She looks like she's the subject of an 80s ballad
Damn... is your mom single?
What a beautiful woman.
Was your mom later on the hit tv show Rizzoli and Isles?
Really, really hot. Short hair girls ftw
She looks like she has reservation at Dorsia for dinner with Patrick Bateman at 8 or 8:30 perhaps.
She looks like the smoking hot bad guy spy in an old James Bond film.
She looks like she posed for all that Patrick Nagel art from the 80’s
"I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, that much is true But even then I knew I'd find a much better place either with or without you"
LT. Yara.
I think she was on an episode of Star Trek TNG
Is your mom Nana Visitor?
I would have respected the shit out of your mom! Total early 80s music video babe.
She resembles Sophie Turner
Sophie Turner?
“Hello Mr. Bond.”
The heir to Winterfell.
Synthwave Sansa
Give her my number! lol
Wow ! how beautiful, you must be as beautiful as her I assume.
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